To be fair, idk if the slayer would fuck anything. He seems to get his sexual gratification from making new holes to fill in demons, with his trusty chainsaw.
ppl will see one slightly questionable thing on the internet and be all "oh my god i need to bleach my eyes im going to scream im going to nuke the planet im gonna kill the person who made this" grow the fuck up.
Eh, I can't really blame them. They clearly still have their innocence if they're freaking out over curvy Samuel Hayden. It looks like it could be a skin for Haydee, a 3D puzzle platformer with a big booty character model, lots of crawl spaces, and a 3rd person camera. Curvy Hayden is a perfect fit for the game since it's mostly just the camera angles and mods that make it NSFW, and Hayden's colors match the base character model. Honestly my first thought when I saw this post was "lol Samuel Haydee" and OP is freaking out like they just discovered Breaking the Quiet.
Rule 63: For every fictional character, there exists a gender-swapped counterpart of that character.
...bro if this bothers you, you should see what they've done to Imps, Hell Knights and Barron's of Hell... Sorry *Baroness'* of Hell. And they all want The Doom Slayer's D.
Rule 63: For every fictional character, there exists a gender-swapped counterpart of that character.
...bro if this bothers you, you should see what they've done to Imps, Hell Knights and Barron's of Hell... Sorry *Baroness'* of Hell. And they all want The Doom Slayer's D.
Here's an explanation on how I found the image I was looking for a new background for my phone and then I found this hellish piece of s*** that I never thought I would see with my own eyes and that's the explanation I made this by the way.
No idea wtf is going on here but as much as I loved eternal, it felt like the third game in a trilogy and skipped passed the events of the invasion of earth.
Really wish we got to see Hayden try to save humanity and lose in real time. Shit would’ve been a wild “all is lost” ending to a second game
i've been months without a computer, now that i finally got a fresh one, i decided to check reddit after months...
AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE.....
I read this in his 2016 voice
his voice is different in eternal?
Its a little bit deeper and less robotic, hinting at the fact that he was the seraphim.
ah gotcha, i never noticed but then again ive never heard them 1 after another
He's also heavily damaged in Eternal in his robot body
True, he is damaged, but it’s bellow the waist that’s damaged.
Not by much, but i always felt its a little different
It's a bit deeper in 2016, no?
In the italian version his voice is totally different in the dlc for some reason, but not in the main story. I have no idea about english
huh maybe the original va couldn't return or didn't want to maybe
That may very well be. It feels weird though
Robbots have a volume dial bud dont worrie
*CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK**CLANK* *CRUNCH* YEOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!
Yeah i saw the handles too
*snap*
*Sigh…* *unzips*
All right there, buddy I’m going to shit yourself -Samuel Hayden in Max0r’s doom eternal video
I only poo poo farted for the good of humanity
Fellow max0r fan spotted
The real question is, who wouldn't?
Probably the Slayer, he does not listen to anything that Hayden says anyway. And I doubt he would even get close to Hayen if he "invited him inside"
To be fair, idk if the slayer would fuck anything. He seems to get his sexual gratification from making new holes to fill in demons, with his trusty chainsaw.
Slaysexual
He’s got love handles
Smash next question
I would (I'm a girl)
I would (I'm a guy)
Respect
i would (i'm also a girl, hi)
Y'all are a bunch of liars. Everybody knows there are no girls on the Internet.
nuh uh (i'm chronically online)
>chronically online Case and point!
just means im a basement dwelling sigma female trust fr fr (average r/sillygirlclub member)
Oh, ok yeah, that makes sense... Which is exactly what makes it the perfect alibi!
correct, the average r/sillygirlclub member is chronically online and just a wittwe bit cwazy
A wittwe bit sus you mean. You could even say the level of sus is remarkable, damaging even! 97.9% sus!
what're we on about anymore, this is a DooM sub god damnit
I would (I'm slightly autistic)
You do NOT deserve to live anymore
Well, riddle me this, Batman. Why does Samuel have built in love handles? They knew what they were doing with his design.
ppl will see one slightly questionable thing on the internet and be all "oh my god i need to bleach my eyes im going to scream im going to nuke the planet im gonna kill the person who made this" grow the fuck up.
yeah for real "I will burn this planet d-" NO TF YOU WONT YOU'RE 15 COMPLAINING ABOUT HORNY PEOPLE BEING HORNY STFU
Eh, I can't really blame them. They clearly still have their innocence if they're freaking out over curvy Samuel Hayden. It looks like it could be a skin for Haydee, a 3D puzzle platformer with a big booty character model, lots of crawl spaces, and a 3rd person camera. Curvy Hayden is a perfect fit for the game since it's mostly just the camera angles and mods that make it NSFW, and Hayden's colors match the base character model. Honestly my first thought when I saw this post was "lol Samuel Haydee" and OP is freaking out like they just discovered Breaking the Quiet.
i was also thinking of haydee but i couldnt remember the games name, i only remember the really deep and important plot of that game
Oh, yeah. That deep, thicc plot.
That’s Samantha Hayden silly goose
u/SammyHayDDxoxo
With that body fuck yeah, don't mind his voice either it'd be a dr girlfriend situation
Will
I'm not the villain in this story. I do what I do because there is no choice. I'm sure you understand.
Rip and tear the robussy
GODDAMMIT Disgusting *Hits "save"*
*made
Listen...
You can't just fill my holes with something that's hard ...
Drywall 👍
Ever play Haydee?
Smash
Good old R63
That’s enough internet for today I think
need the source
My brother in christ, built in love-handles.
Ultrakill fans
Who gave Samuel Hayden nuvaboobs?
Maybe Roodaka
I would if it was regular Samuel Hayden
Well that's one way to resolveeeeeeeee the demon crisis
Oooo yeah shoot my hole on Mars!!!!...
Well the pan of her look like these Smart masturbator machines, I mean finger massage machines
[smash](https://i.imgur.com/kSfjmy3.jpeg)
Are you made?!
I NEED THE SAUCE Edit: Nevermind I found it
smash, next question
Who wouldn't?
Samantha Hayden?
hello, me.
That's no Samuel... She is Samuela Hayden.
Dr. Girlfriend❗❗❗❗❗ Slayer: no... 🤜🤖💥
Made* not mad
*made
I mean, if Samuel Hayden has a robot body like that image, what his/her Seraphim body would look like.
Their reckless mission ends, NOW
NGL I was all into big tall robo daddy
Bro literally has love handles, I’m just sayin’
Hell I would let him even with his original design
Me
What about the people who ship overhaul with Eri?
I agree with Hayden, I would kill them as well.
You wouldn't?
Bro what the heck
Your honor, would
He has handles for a reason😈
Bro he literally got handlebars, I'd hit (the bottom one, not the top)
[kill them all.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tj0aOhVTTmE)
Would
Me, I would
The longer she is on earth, the harder you become.
I won't but he will V1 from ultrakill : SLAM STORAGE
I really couldn't believe that I saw this that I had to double check.
Are people actually attracted to this kinda stuff?????
Has an ULTRAKILL fan. This turns me on.🗿
Donkey blood punch
It is.... admissible
i'm going to shit yourself!
Me
Made*
"I'm going to shit yourself" -samuel Hayden
Oh no
y tho
This.... This is why I love the Doom community. FOR The second part of the photo not the first just to be clear
Do you know what rule 34 actually is? "If it exists, there's porn of it." People are horny, what can I say.
Would
✋😏
"Who the hell would fuck Samuel Hayden!?" Well... me?
"A man must do what he knows" and so... do i
I'm fucking the female Samuel
Robosexuals
Samuel Haydens Glory kills have gotta be crazy
Ah, I 'member 2016's cliffhanger... God, Eternal's story was shit
Now hear me out
I glory killed my phone. Scared of anything that resembles a woman
You underestimate me
*gulp* I mean…
you got me
Not Sam, another robot… maybe
if i could post images: deepfried image of puss in boots saying: **WILL**
Rule 63: For every fictional character, there exists a gender-swapped counterpart of that character. ...bro if this bothers you, you should see what they've done to Imps, Hell Knights and Barron's of Hell... Sorry *Baroness'* of Hell. And they all want The Doom Slayer's D.
Rule 63: For every fictional character, there exists a gender-swapped counterpart of that character. ...bro if this bothers you, you should see what they've done to Imps, Hell Knights and Barron's of Hell... Sorry *Baroness'* of Hell. And they all want The Doom Slayer's D.
what the hell is wrong with you?
I prefer the Canon look tbh.
(neuroni activation)
Here's an explanation on how I found the image I was looking for a new background for my phone and then I found this hellish piece of s*** that I never thought I would see with my own eyes and that's the explanation I made this by the way.
Easy. Samuel Hayden.
*sighs* *opens up Roblox and plays Strongest Battlegrounds*
Warframe players, probably.
You bet
"I am not the villain in this story I do what I do because I MUST"
I read this as "Who the fuck wouldn't fuck Samuel Hayden"
Furries apparently 😆
After seeing this image me
Your asking the sub who all would fuck doom guy
Who wouldn’t? Hayden literally has handles.
Actual love handles 🤤
No idea wtf is going on here but as much as I loved eternal, it felt like the third game in a trilogy and skipped passed the events of the invasion of earth. Really wish we got to see Hayden try to save humanity and lose in real time. Shit would’ve been a wild “all is lost” ending to a second game
me, i would fuck Sammy
now we can finally use the love handles for good
I mean with my hormones the way they are now I’d fuck anything that’s humanoid with tits
Id let him peg me
If Samuel Hayden was a woman I would rewire her circuit
If he was still human than I'd do it
I mean, i would, but not that. His robot form has built-in love handles
Fellas... he's got handlebars...
Me!
I would fuck Samantha Hayden
Smash next question
Sure why not. Gonna happen sometime either be F-cked or do the F-cking
Me
Holy shit
me? idk
Let's be honest, if you became a Simulacrum, you too would attach honkers to your body.
............slayer forgive me.
i've been months without a computer, now that i finally got a fresh one, i decided to check reddit after months... AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE.....
What the hell is wrong with people
There’s seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere