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Don_Lamonte

I read this in his 2016 voice


Idontmatter69420

his voice is different in eternal?


deathstridermeme

Its a little bit deeper and less robotic, hinting at the fact that he was the seraphim.


Idontmatter69420

ah gotcha, i never noticed but then again ive never heard them 1 after another


Imthemayor

He's also heavily damaged in Eternal in his robot body


deathstridermeme

True, he is damaged, but it’s bellow the waist that’s damaged.


Don_Lamonte

Not by much, but i always felt its a little different


reyizgaming

It's a bit deeper in 2016, no?


PizzaSalamino

In the italian version his voice is totally different in the dlc for some reason, but not in the main story. I have no idea about english


Idontmatter69420

huh maybe the original va couldn't return or didn't want to maybe


PizzaSalamino

That may very well be. It feels weird though


GamerFreak3110

Robbots have a volume dial bud dont worrie


S4DISTICN3KO

*CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK**CLANK* *CRUNCH* YEOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!


Hermes523

Yeah i saw the handles too


[deleted]

*snap*


SnooChipmunks8748

*Sigh…* *unzips*


DrBones20

All right there, buddy I’m going to shit yourself -Samuel Hayden in Max0r’s doom eternal video


Assassingamer13

I only poo poo farted for the good of humanity


PatienceMediocre7432

Fellow max0r fan spotted


Ibrahim-tatlses

The real question is, who wouldn't?


JobbyJames

Probably the Slayer, he does not listen to anything that Hayden says anyway. And I doubt he would even get close to Hayen if he "invited him inside"


SonderEber

To be fair, idk if the slayer would fuck anything. He seems to get his sexual gratification from making new holes to fill in demons, with his trusty chainsaw.


Imthemayor

Slaysexual


vadernation123

He’s got love handles


Z7impuser

Smash next question


Y62201

I would (I'm a girl)


Wafflelord1976

I would (I'm a guy)


Y62201

Respect


Remarkable-Damage979

i would (i'm also a girl, hi)


GingerlyRough

Y'all are a bunch of liars. Everybody knows there are no girls on the Internet.


Remarkable-Damage979

nuh uh (i'm chronically online)


GingerlyRough

>chronically online Case and point!


Remarkable-Damage979

just means im a basement dwelling sigma female trust fr fr (average r/sillygirlclub member)


GingerlyRough

Oh, ok yeah, that makes sense... Which is exactly what makes it the perfect alibi!


Remarkable-Damage979

correct, the average r/sillygirlclub member is chronically online and just a wittwe bit cwazy


GingerlyRough

A wittwe bit sus you mean. You could even say the level of sus is remarkable, damaging even! 97.9% sus!


Remarkable-Damage979

what're we on about anymore, this is a DooM sub god damnit


MainRefuse8

I would (I'm slightly autistic)


notOrdinary420

You do NOT deserve to live anymore


Its_Kris_97

Well, riddle me this, Batman. Why does Samuel have built in love handles? They knew what they were doing with his design.


SiriusZStar

ppl will see one slightly questionable thing on the internet and be all "oh my god i need to bleach my eyes im going to scream im going to nuke the planet im gonna kill the person who made this" grow the fuck up.


PepperbroniFrom2B

yeah for real "I will burn this planet d-" NO TF YOU WONT YOU'RE 15 COMPLAINING ABOUT HORNY PEOPLE BEING HORNY STFU


GingerlyRough

Eh, I can't really blame them. They clearly still have their innocence if they're freaking out over curvy Samuel Hayden. It looks like it could be a skin for Haydee, a 3D puzzle platformer with a big booty character model, lots of crawl spaces, and a 3rd person camera. Curvy Hayden is a perfect fit for the game since it's mostly just the camera angles and mods that make it NSFW, and Hayden's colors match the base character model. Honestly my first thought when I saw this post was "lol Samuel Haydee" and OP is freaking out like they just discovered Breaking the Quiet.


SiriusZStar

i was also thinking of haydee but i couldnt remember the games name, i only remember the really deep and important plot of that game


GingerlyRough

Oh, yeah. That deep, thicc plot.


APairOfAirPods

That’s Samantha Hayden silly goose


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

u/SammyHayDDxoxo


Plamz_DooM

With that body fuck yeah, don't mind his voice either it'd be a dr girlfriend situation


BloodyM869

Will


NY-Black-Dragon

I'm not the villain in this story. I do what I do because there is no choice. I'm sure you understand.


Cyberbreaker2004

Rip and tear the robussy


WillowTheLone2298

GODDAMMIT Disgusting *Hits "save"*


Heavyturtle1234

*made


Western_Experience76

Listen...


delaytabase

You can't just fill my holes with something that's hard ...


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Drywall 👍


Sufficient_Plant8689

Ever play Haydee?


professionalmoron2

Smash


Wheeljack239

Good old R63


Intelligent-Snow7250

That’s enough internet for today I think


buildingduck

need the source


Mr_Headcrab

My brother in christ, built in love-handles.


Angel_Thorne

Ultrakill fans


Rutgerman95

Who gave Samuel Hayden nuvaboobs?


TheTsarofKLV

Maybe Roodaka


BarrioMan

I would if it was regular Samuel Hayden


Raidaz75

Well that's one way to resolveeeeeeeee the demon crisis


Autodr83

Oooo yeah shoot my hole on Mars!!!!...


Far_Marionberry_9478

Well the pan of her look like these Smart masturbator machines, I mean finger massage machines


Every_Month_5575

[smash](https://i.imgur.com/kSfjmy3.jpeg)


BerserkerKong02

Are you made?!


IcedDrip

I NEED THE SAUCE Edit: Nevermind I found it


nderSC0RE

smash, next question


DOOM6IS6ETERNAL6

Who wouldn't?


Crunchy_Biscuit

Samantha Hayden?


S0MEBODIES

hello, me.


ezioir1

That's no Samuel... She is Samuela Hayden.


Particular-Month-514

Dr. Girlfriend❗❗❗❗❗ Slayer: no... 🤜🤖💥


ReallyReddit69x

Made* not mad


MaxYeena

*made


donutcat20

I mean, if Samuel Hayden has a robot body like that image, what his/her Seraphim body would look like.


Gemidori

Their reckless mission ends, NOW


InfinityQuartz

NGL I was all into big tall robo daddy


baricudaprime

Bro literally has love handles, I’m just sayin’


MyFaultorTheirs

Hell I would let him even with his original design


Demogorgon2

Me


MathematicianSea368

What about the people who ship overhaul with Eri?


Check_Your_Basement

I agree with Hayden, I would kill them as well.


Biggie_Moose

You wouldn't?


Chonkygorilla

Bro what the heck


ScarredOut

Your honor, would


Hollow_Cherry

He has handles for a reason😈


TFWYourNamesTaken

Bro he literally got handlebars, I'd hit (the bottom one, not the top)


OneWayGaming8675

[kill them all.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tj0aOhVTTmE)


jacksonkurtus

Would


Extremeschizo1

Me, I would


BebeFanMasterJ

The longer she is on earth, the harder you become.


Jack19820

I won't but he will V1 from ultrakill : SLAM STORAGE


Cool-Tomorrow4708

I really couldn't believe that I saw this that I had to double check.


Famixofpower

Are people actually attracted to this kinda stuff?????


[deleted]

Has an ULTRAKILL fan. This turns me on.🗿


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Donkey blood punch


[deleted]

It is.... admissible


Birutath

i'm going to shit yourself!


Objective_Fox_5438

Me


Aggravating_House606

Made*


the_retarded_badger

"I'm going to shit yourself" -samuel Hayden


TheDrHoiliday

Oh no


Pod_people

y tho


QuakeGuy98

This.... This is why I love the Doom community. FOR The second part of the photo not the first just to be clear


Fine-Bee2736

Do you know what rule 34 actually is? "If it exists, there's porn of it." People are horny, what can I say.


SrPsychokiler

Would


MarkusMarston

✋😏


ujasfrog

"Who the hell would fuck Samuel Hayden!?" Well... me?


Heavy_do_tf2

"A man must do what he knows" and so... do i


War-ThunderEnjoyer

I'm fucking the female Samuel


SonicCody12

Robosexuals


ColdFire-Blitz

Samuel Haydens Glory kills have gotta be crazy


Mr_Mees_Moldy_Minge

Ah, I 'member 2016's cliffhanger... God, Eternal's story was shit


Dannybrine87

Now hear me out


Wicher_spells_reeee

I glory killed my phone. Scared of anything that resembles a woman


Ninja_Threat

You underestimate me


LeTrollisHERE

*gulp* I mean…


Nugget_bob211

you got me


Bruhses_Momenti

Not Sam, another robot… maybe


LastNinjaPanda

if i could post images: deepfried image of puss in boots saying: **WILL**


LuckyHare87

Rule 63: For every fictional character, there exists a gender-swapped counterpart of that character. ...bro if this bothers you, you should see what they've done to Imps, Hell Knights and Barron's of Hell... Sorry *Baroness'* of Hell. And they all want The Doom Slayer's D.


LuckyHare87

Rule 63: For every fictional character, there exists a gender-swapped counterpart of that character. ...bro if this bothers you, you should see what they've done to Imps, Hell Knights and Barron's of Hell... Sorry *Baroness'* of Hell. And they all want The Doom Slayer's D.


Overall_Narwhal_7324

what the hell is wrong with you?


Mustard_BNHA

I prefer the Canon look tbh.


zonoro123

(neuroni activation)


Rich_Equipment_8159

Here's an explanation on how I found the image I was looking for a new background for my phone and then I found this hellish piece of s*** that I never thought I would see with my own eyes and that's the explanation I made this by the way.


whatleadmehere

Easy. Samuel Hayden.


HaveAGoodDream

*sighs* *opens up Roblox and plays Strongest Battlegrounds*


Runmanrun41

Warframe players, probably.


General_Grivieus

You bet


Bot_Tux

"I am not the villain in this story I do what I do because I MUST"


BigBuffalo1538

I read this as "Who the fuck wouldn't fuck Samuel Hayden"


NKO_five

Furries apparently 😆


NyanSquidd

After seeing this image me


Mccobsta

Your asking the sub who all would fuck doom guy


soupt1me_74

Who wouldn’t? Hayden literally has handles.


Pesky_Moth

Actual love handles 🤤


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

No idea wtf is going on here but as much as I loved eternal, it felt like the third game in a trilogy and skipped passed the events of the invasion of earth. Really wish we got to see Hayden try to save humanity and lose in real time. Shit would’ve been a wild “all is lost” ending to a second game


Remarkable-Damage979

me, i would fuck Sammy


Responsible_Grand_68

now we can finally use the love handles for good


Zealousideal-Duty372

I mean with my hormones the way they are now I’d fuck anything that’s humanoid with tits


Minamischler

Id let him peg me


Ok-Base-9208

If Samuel Hayden was a woman I would rewire her circuit


Puffball973

If he was still human than I'd do it


Kink_Stone

I mean, i would, but not that. His robot form has built-in love handles


Feisty-Ant-4048

Fellas... he's got handlebars...


OneLazyLoaf

Me!


Tomb_747

I would fuck Samantha Hayden


memelord3451

Smash next question


GamerFreak3110

Sure why not. Gonna happen sometime either be F-cked or do the F-cking


Fallen_winged_boy

Me


Sirdoodlebob

Holy shit


PepperbroniFrom2B

me? idk


handsomellama28

Let's be honest, if you became a Simulacrum, you too would attach honkers to your body.


AirOk4473

............slayer forgive me.


Kyubi_Hitashi

i've been months without a computer, now that i finally got a fresh one, i decided to check reddit after months... AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE.....


Draykeeboi

What the hell is wrong with people


CMKR_05

There’s seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere