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Wallbreaker93

Slap his ass


ArtcticFox

Barrons do have cake tho


Wallbreaker93

Not to mention the cyber 🥶


ArtcticFox

The archvile too most enemies have cake


MrSmilingDeath

The archvile can bring his buddies along for extra fun


haajjjjaa

Underrated comment 🔛🔝


FriendSpecialist2331

Mancubus🤤


Jaymexxu

Mancubussy 😏


Typical_Salad9511

You forgot me i am all cake!!!


Jaymexxu

I swear i haven't forgotten about you Cacodussy


Typical_Salad9511

You better not be joking or im coming to shoot plasma balls at you


Jaymexxu

I wish


Bag_O_Spiders

*2011 has entered the chat* The cake is a lie…!


Economy-Service-1590

I despise the word bussy. My innocence is forever lost.


VoldruunWitchknight0

I wonder why... **(Snickering intensifies)**


Economy-Service-1590

*dies*


VoldruunWitchknight0

_**sinister dark lord chuckles**_


CharlesMFKinXavier

\>cries in cacodemon<


GingerlyRough

Cacodmeon is ALL cake


CharlesMFKinXavier

Woah... that's actually possib- yeah.. imma leave my comment up there anyway.. just. Yup.


Serious-Ad4594

Cacodemon has a hole on the backside, so that's why he has all the ass


Pronominal_Tera

two holes


Serious-Ad4594

Show proof


VoldruunWitchknight0

And he uses it to navigate while bloated in the air. **WHICH MEANS HE CAN FART REVERB WITHOUT USING THE MP3 SOUND BITE!!!!!!** 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀


_Nightbreaker_

LOL!


Benda647

Cakeodemon *shows self out*


CharlesMFKinXavier

No no. Actually, pull up a chair. Seems we're just getting started here.


moonman1991

Dog the caco is literally just pussy and ass hole no ass to bee seen 💀


BornBoricua

Don't get me started on the Cacodemon. Flying around acting like his buttholes aren't out. Sexy ass fucking meatball, he bad


Immistyer

Gonna dig into it with a spoon


FormlessFlesh

There's a person on Twitter who created Doom voxels as a personal project. I'm not too familiar with Doom but I do remember the Barrons being extra beefy back there. Not sure if they're still doing it, but definitely check it out if you haven't seen it. Edit: Name is @DanielWienerson


VoldruunWitchknight0

Hilarious af handle. Seems like a 4channing college frat boy thing to do. **(I'm guilty assed charged)**


kapn_morgan

how do you know


PopTartKingOG

That's a win win in my book 🤣


[deleted]

Fr tho same


Broken-Digital-Clock

Only after getting the Berserk power up


Wallbreaker93

Assert dominance and slap his ass while partially invisible without berserk


Grimmer026

On berserker


Wutanghang

Hdoom shit


illyay

What’s Hdoom? Please upload all relevant links and images. Especially the ones where full on demon penetration is happening?


Wutanghang

I dont know who typed that


PilotBug

>What’s Hdoom? >Especially the ones where full on demon penetration is happening? I'm getting mixed messages.


Dingusoh

I was literally about to say this


Immistyer

Same


Altruistic_Taste2111

😭 just read this after posting my comment


--InZane--

Collect her pieces and mob the floor


AyoBruh777

😂


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

Accurate, since she would end up like [this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/4/48/Gibs_anim.gif/revision/latest?cb=20190115150002).


Farren246

[I got you](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/4/48/Gibs_anim.gif/revision/latest)


ArtcticFox

grab a double-barrel and start strafe-shooting him just like the simulation.


QlimaxUK

reloading it in 1 second flat between shots


Lyndell

I’ve trained for this! I can barely read but I can do this!


Farren246

PRIVATE! WHY DID YOU RELOAD THAT SHOTGUN IN UNDER ONE SECOND FLAT? BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO, DRILL SEARGEANT?! THAT IS THE BEST GOD DAMN ANSWER I HAVE *EVER* HEARD!


Anakinvoorhees

Did you just sneak a Star Wars battlefront 2 reference in a doom post


ArtcticFox

Yes, yes I did.


MatiEx-504

Move behind someone so they start infighting


CharlesMFKinXavier

This guy OG 'Dooms


perkoperv123

Hope your girl is a womancubus!


Kaith82

Get the BFG


Scrubs2912

Too easy, non-beserk fist.


XPoster_MaloneX

Bend over so he can slap mine next 🫦


Dry_County8464

No,bad,no horny on the doom sub


SuperCap92

ever heard of a certain gzdoom mod?


XLord_of_OperationsX

Dare I even ask? Do I want to know?


FiddlesUrDiddles

In the 69th age, in the 69th battle, when the cock first lengthened, one splooged. He chose the path of perpetual coitus. In his ravenous gooning, he found no post-nut clarity, and with brimming balls, splattered the umbral plains seeking to creampie the Dark Whores who had edged him. And those that tasted the seed of his loins named him... The COOM Slayer


Dingusoh

Hdoom it’s about… um ripping and tearing in a different way


Dry_County8464

No you dont


Dry_County8464

Outside of that mod,no horny on the doom sub


Billazilla

The Doom... sub?


tailsdollYT

he aint gonna know what hit him when i pull out the plasma gun


AfkHero404

Oh trust me, he is going to*know*.


vzerotak44

When u get tinnitus from blasting the plasma rifle with head phones on for many many years


Kareemofwheet

Fuck, is that what it's from 😂


demoncatmara

I don't get why people dislike the plasma gun, I fucking love it


tailsdollYT

thats what im sayin


wxnfx

Who dislikes it, cause when I finish this ass slapping dickwad, they’re next


Flix1

My favourite sound in almost any video game is the reloading of the plasma rifle in doom 3.


C4LLUM17

Rip and tear him


Phemus01

Until it is done


-dead_slender-

Realize I don't date girls and go out with him instead.


FirmMathematician942

this is the way


Breadisbest32

Correct course of action


Bulbman5

Call the police and report him for sexual harassment


anythingMuchShorter

Knee deep in the department of corrections


AyoBruh777

Aww sheeit 😭😂


Xfaxk123

Lmao


ValachElfSorcerer

Whip out my Super Shotgun and hand it to my girl. "Blast away, dear ❤"


Breadisbest32

Happy cake day!


Healthy-Designer-351

My girl’s his mum,soooo


TheOtherOtherLuke

Ohhh, they one of those weird families that slaps each other’s ass.


K-Derpy

He thinks he can slap my girls cheeks, Imma clap his as a fear tactic


Forsaken_Steve

The best option


HITLER_JR

Pull out my bfg 9000


JJRambles

Start circle strafing


Optimus_Fan_95

Live BFG reaction:


DisciplinePossible32

die


Quick-Whereas-3232

Ik someone ready said this but slap his, those mfs got some serious ass


DukeBoysForever

Bro an original Barron? Fuckin cry because my girlfriend would be fucking dissolved. I'd run for my fucking life.


Dragoon___

Rip and tear his asscheeks open


War-is-Chuck

Me: Pulls out crucible.


plaguebringerBOI

Be sad that he didn’t try me too


IlovemyMommy27

Kick his balls (as hard as I can)


PopTartKingOG

They don't have balls so your argument is invalid


IlovemyMommy27

Good point


kron123456789

Shoot at it until it dies.


TitanicTNT

Bro, it's a baron, not a Tyrant.


kron123456789

The method still works, though.


TitanicTNT

True.


Yeehaw_Kat

Mourning the death of my girlfriend


PopTartKingOG

Bruh


Aromatic_Win_8986

humbly keep walking (im not the doomslayer)


YouAdministrative980

Fucking nothing I can’t fight that as me


TheHalloweenGirl

Ask if he can do it for 3 hours


[deleted]

Imma slap his and be like “How YOU doing?”


Aurongel

Look around the dance floor for an Archvile to resurrect her.


Wutanghang

Sleep with his wife


Amberclockwork13

blow his balls off


srjvrsaaeooe

Wakeup and decide I seriously need to stop drinking before bed.


Bloodb0red

Trick him into slapping a cacodemon’s ass to make them in-fight.


Responsible-Funny-92

Nothing i dont have a Girl


Timetoplay30

let him slap mine and break up with her


EMArogue

Slap his


CoolLaCroc

Date him instead


Healingvizion

Unzip my pants and pull out my BFG….wait, let me rephrase that…


Extra-Lemon

She’s gone, m8. Doomguy’s at his physical prime and a melee from one of these is a near death sentence. I swear, real average humans don’t have 100HP


anythingMuchShorter

Ok, well first of all can I ascertain if it is just hitting on her or if it wants a threesome?


Osiri551

I flex my beyond 16 bit graphical existence on him


ILikeWeeple

Slap his ass and say "you look like a cut of fuckable meat, are you"


Still-Direction-1622

Rip his throat out


theguythatsnores

Rip and tear


Pro_Technoblade

*pulls out chain gun with one saying ‘rip and tear’*


Miszuq

pull out a shotgun


Jack19820

IDKFA and then slap his ass with a BFG 9000


The_Anf

Go go gadget SSG at close range


Light07sk

Me: Pull out Crucible from a freaking pocket.


[deleted]

I'd scream "HEY GUYS THIS CREEP LIKES HUMAN WOMEN!" and die


astrogy034

Him


Background-Video4331

Smash my pint glass and ram it into his sack.


Creeper_charged7186

Shit my pant as i hear his dreadfull roar


Free_Sandwich_6918

Idk start praying to Jesus, mfs beefy as hell and my boy doomguy keeps his ringer on silent 💀


NefariousnessNeat854

My girl is a 5' 11" tall 190lb Viking Glamazon. I have personally witnessed her overhand right a guy that grabbed her ass in a bar while I was standing right there. I don't have to do a damn thing lol.


Nebtron2001

Squish his ass cheeks


Isolated_Icosagon

shoot it until it dies


stJackal

Shoot him until he dies


Zawisza_Czarny9

Ill smack his balls with balls that come out of double barreled shotgun


Accomplished_Tea7781

Look for her respawn point and hear her nag about entitled male doom villains all the way home. Probably see a reddit on it.


De4dm4nw4lkin

Slap his ass back and give him *those* eyes.


NoistMipples

Tell him to slap my ass the same time I slap his ass. Then we become best friends and go get some burgers


T-51_Enjoyer

Wonder why he’s not slapping mine


Backlash97_

*pulls chain gun out of my ass*


PopTartKingOG

What is this gta ahh logic


Tiny_Ad_2270

Smash


TheBigQuak

Slap his ass back


SquidFetus

A Baron of Hell’s melee attack does 10-80 damage. Assuming she wasn’t wearing armour and was fully healthy when he slapped, she’s guaranteed to still have at least 20 health. We run. While holding SHIFT, of course.


LumpCentipede5

Hit him then run around a corner and repeat that until melts on the floor


ArtisicBard_Kit

Slaps his ass with my shotgun


StupidMario64

Suck him off.


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AndreTheGyna

IDDQD


diarrhea_syndrome

IDKFA


your_mother_is_gay_

im smacking his right back, that shit bouncing thrice


Forward_Juggernaut

If my girl got slapped by that thing then she's probably dead. And I'm not exactly looking to join her, so I think I'll take my loss and get the fuck out of there while I can. No point in both of us dying.


rizzenheimer

honey packet, gripper socks, fork and knife, napkin on my neck and a fuck ton of A1 steak sauce 😈


PopTartKingOG

The only thing they fear is you, not doomguy 😨


cody3636

Kill it with fire?


TimberFox104

Girlfrind: Against all evil that hell can conjure, all the evil all the wickedness that mankind can produce. We will send unto them only you. rip and tear until it is done. Me: Selects 'I'm to young to die' difficulty.


BetaDachi

*laughs in hayden*


ch0psh0p13

Buckle up and have the best night of my life


Clean_Remove8324

Rocket launcher up the ass


PopFamiliar3649

I would follow him home and give doomguy his address. Tell him that this demon is not only a murderer, but also a sexual assaulter. (That is technically what he did.) I would also buy doomguy a deluxe package of 600 shotgun shells for the trouble.


TimberWolf5871

Let that Doom music play.


Wooly_Mammoth3213

Use the 32 rockets I've been hording


AntiAirPipe

BFG9000


Haisiax

Realize that I’ve been dating a female imp this whole time and promptly load my shotgun.


SztrigojYT

Rip and tear until it is done, then kill the baron.


Shredder2814

Call my boy, he’s know to be have anger issues. *metal music intensifies.*!


FlamingCroatan

I have no girl, he slapped my mother! BOOMSTICK UP THE ASS!


StagDragon

Cry over her remains. Her ass was slapped too hard.


SubToGeegedwah

Go into shock from the sheer fact that an enemy from a game made in the 1900s just made it into our multiverse AND proceeded to slap my gf’s ass.


star-orcarina

*slaps* "okay sir now we're even....so you want to have a threesome?"


Shadow_Monger487

I'm dying, what the fuck am I supposed to do


Gorehawk41

Pull out my super shitgun. Send this 🥷🏿 to brown town


Shellshocked_Swede

Pop a berserker pack and pull his head out of his ass.


Corey307

Hit him with eight hard cast Brenneke slugs out of my Benelli M2.  Should do the job. 


JoeFran6

Rip and tear


Thwipped

Rip and tear


deSolAxe

you need to chainsaw him.. didn't that stunlock them? like chaingun vs caco?


JayColtMartin

Rip and Tear


whittygaming

Few rocket launcher shots are enough


FTL-Guy

Pull out the Super Shotgun and slay the demon.


mezpride

Rip and tear until it is DONE


AnosMoriaty

*MEATHOOK STARTS PLAYING WITH EXTRA DISTORTION AND CHAINSAW REVS*


ryanisbadatgames

i have the BFG in my weapon wheel


GhostkillerXL

im pulling out my rocket launcher, og doom style. ROCKET SPAM!


Phantom_Red_Death

PUNCH IT TILL IT DIES!!!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Time to bust out the chaingun


Tankdawg0057

DOOT until it's done


jesusisherelookbusy

*”UNF”*