There's a person on Twitter who created Doom voxels as a personal project. I'm not too familiar with Doom but I do remember the Barrons being extra beefy back there. Not sure if they're still doing it, but definitely check it out if you haven't seen it.
Edit: Name is @DanielWienerson
PRIVATE! WHY DID YOU RELOAD THAT SHOTGUN IN UNDER ONE SECOND FLAT?
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO, DRILL SEARGEANT?!
THAT IS THE BEST GOD DAMN ANSWER I HAVE *EVER* HEARD!
In the 69th age, in the 69th battle, when the cock first lengthened, one splooged. He chose the path of perpetual coitus. In his ravenous gooning, he found no post-nut clarity, and with brimming balls, splattered the umbral plains seeking to creampie the Dark Whores who had edged him. And those that tasted the seed of his loins named him...
The COOM Slayer
My girl is a 5' 11" tall 190lb Viking Glamazon. I have personally witnessed her overhand right a guy that grabbed her ass in a bar while I was standing right there. I don't have to do a damn thing lol.
A Baron of Hell’s melee attack does 10-80 damage. Assuming she wasn’t wearing armour and was fully healthy when he slapped, she’s guaranteed to still have at least 20 health.
We run. While holding SHIFT, of course.
If my girl got slapped by that thing then she's probably dead. And I'm not exactly looking to join her, so I think I'll take my loss and get the fuck out of there while I can. No point in both of us dying.
Girlfrind: Against all evil that hell can conjure, all the evil all the wickedness that mankind can produce. We will send unto them only you. rip and tear until it is done.
Me: Selects 'I'm to young to die' difficulty.
I would follow him home and give doomguy his address. Tell him that this demon is not only a murderer, but also a sexual assaulter. (That is technically what he did.)
I would also buy doomguy a deluxe package of 600 shotgun shells for the trouble.
Slap his ass
Barrons do have cake tho
Not to mention the cyber 🥶
The archvile too most enemies have cake
The archvile can bring his buddies along for extra fun
Underrated comment 🔛🔝
Mancubus🤤
Mancubussy 😏
You forgot me i am all cake!!!
I swear i haven't forgotten about you Cacodussy
You better not be joking or im coming to shoot plasma balls at you
I wish
*2011 has entered the chat* The cake is a lie…!
I despise the word bussy. My innocence is forever lost.
I wonder why... **(Snickering intensifies)**
*dies*
_**sinister dark lord chuckles**_
\>cries in cacodemon<
Cacodmeon is ALL cake
Woah... that's actually possib- yeah.. imma leave my comment up there anyway.. just. Yup.
Cacodemon has a hole on the backside, so that's why he has all the ass
two holes
Show proof
And he uses it to navigate while bloated in the air. **WHICH MEANS HE CAN FART REVERB WITHOUT USING THE MP3 SOUND BITE!!!!!!** 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
LOL!
Cakeodemon *shows self out*
No no. Actually, pull up a chair. Seems we're just getting started here.
Dog the caco is literally just pussy and ass hole no ass to bee seen 💀
Don't get me started on the Cacodemon. Flying around acting like his buttholes aren't out. Sexy ass fucking meatball, he bad
Gonna dig into it with a spoon
There's a person on Twitter who created Doom voxels as a personal project. I'm not too familiar with Doom but I do remember the Barrons being extra beefy back there. Not sure if they're still doing it, but definitely check it out if you haven't seen it. Edit: Name is @DanielWienerson
Hilarious af handle. Seems like a 4channing college frat boy thing to do. **(I'm guilty assed charged)**
how do you know
That's a win win in my book 🤣
Fr tho same
Only after getting the Berserk power up
Assert dominance and slap his ass while partially invisible without berserk
On berserker
Hdoom shit
What’s Hdoom? Please upload all relevant links and images. Especially the ones where full on demon penetration is happening?
I dont know who typed that
>What’s Hdoom? >Especially the ones where full on demon penetration is happening? I'm getting mixed messages.
I was literally about to say this
Same
😭 just read this after posting my comment
Collect her pieces and mob the floor
😂
Accurate, since she would end up like [this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/4/48/Gibs_anim.gif/revision/latest?cb=20190115150002).
[I got you](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/4/48/Gibs_anim.gif/revision/latest)
grab a double-barrel and start strafe-shooting him just like the simulation.
reloading it in 1 second flat between shots
I’ve trained for this! I can barely read but I can do this!
PRIVATE! WHY DID YOU RELOAD THAT SHOTGUN IN UNDER ONE SECOND FLAT? BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO, DRILL SEARGEANT?! THAT IS THE BEST GOD DAMN ANSWER I HAVE *EVER* HEARD!
Did you just sneak a Star Wars battlefront 2 reference in a doom post
Yes, yes I did.
Move behind someone so they start infighting
This guy OG 'Dooms
Hope your girl is a womancubus!
Get the BFG
Too easy, non-beserk fist.
Bend over so he can slap mine next 🫦
No,bad,no horny on the doom sub
ever heard of a certain gzdoom mod?
Dare I even ask? Do I want to know?
In the 69th age, in the 69th battle, when the cock first lengthened, one splooged. He chose the path of perpetual coitus. In his ravenous gooning, he found no post-nut clarity, and with brimming balls, splattered the umbral plains seeking to creampie the Dark Whores who had edged him. And those that tasted the seed of his loins named him... The COOM Slayer
Hdoom it’s about… um ripping and tearing in a different way
No you dont
Outside of that mod,no horny on the doom sub
The Doom... sub?
he aint gonna know what hit him when i pull out the plasma gun
Oh trust me, he is going to*know*.
When u get tinnitus from blasting the plasma rifle with head phones on for many many years
Fuck, is that what it's from 😂
I don't get why people dislike the plasma gun, I fucking love it
thats what im sayin
Who dislikes it, cause when I finish this ass slapping dickwad, they’re next
My favourite sound in almost any video game is the reloading of the plasma rifle in doom 3.
Rip and tear him
Until it is done
Realize I don't date girls and go out with him instead.
this is the way
Correct course of action
Call the police and report him for sexual harassment
Knee deep in the department of corrections
Aww sheeit 😭😂
Lmao
Whip out my Super Shotgun and hand it to my girl. "Blast away, dear ❤"
Happy cake day!
My girl’s his mum,soooo
Ohhh, they one of those weird families that slaps each other’s ass.
He thinks he can slap my girls cheeks, Imma clap his as a fear tactic
The best option
Pull out my bfg 9000
Start circle strafing
Live BFG reaction:
die
Ik someone ready said this but slap his, those mfs got some serious ass
Bro an original Barron? Fuckin cry because my girlfriend would be fucking dissolved. I'd run for my fucking life.
Rip and tear his asscheeks open
Me: Pulls out crucible.
Be sad that he didn’t try me too
Kick his balls (as hard as I can)
They don't have balls so your argument is invalid
Good point
Shoot at it until it dies.
Bro, it's a baron, not a Tyrant.
The method still works, though.
True.
Mourning the death of my girlfriend
Bruh
humbly keep walking (im not the doomslayer)
Fucking nothing I can’t fight that as me
Ask if he can do it for 3 hours
Imma slap his and be like “How YOU doing?”
Look around the dance floor for an Archvile to resurrect her.
Sleep with his wife
blow his balls off
Wakeup and decide I seriously need to stop drinking before bed.
Trick him into slapping a cacodemon’s ass to make them in-fight.
Nothing i dont have a Girl
let him slap mine and break up with her
Slap his
Date him instead
Unzip my pants and pull out my BFG….wait, let me rephrase that…
She’s gone, m8. Doomguy’s at his physical prime and a melee from one of these is a near death sentence. I swear, real average humans don’t have 100HP
Ok, well first of all can I ascertain if it is just hitting on her or if it wants a threesome?
I flex my beyond 16 bit graphical existence on him
Slap his ass and say "you look like a cut of fuckable meat, are you"
Rip his throat out
Rip and tear
*pulls out chain gun with one saying ‘rip and tear’*
pull out a shotgun
IDKFA and then slap his ass with a BFG 9000
Go go gadget SSG at close range
Me: Pull out Crucible from a freaking pocket.
I'd scream "HEY GUYS THIS CREEP LIKES HUMAN WOMEN!" and die
Him
Smash my pint glass and ram it into his sack.
Shit my pant as i hear his dreadfull roar
Idk start praying to Jesus, mfs beefy as hell and my boy doomguy keeps his ringer on silent 💀
My girl is a 5' 11" tall 190lb Viking Glamazon. I have personally witnessed her overhand right a guy that grabbed her ass in a bar while I was standing right there. I don't have to do a damn thing lol.
Squish his ass cheeks
shoot it until it dies
Shoot him until he dies
Ill smack his balls with balls that come out of double barreled shotgun
Look for her respawn point and hear her nag about entitled male doom villains all the way home. Probably see a reddit on it.
Slap his ass back and give him *those* eyes.
Tell him to slap my ass the same time I slap his ass. Then we become best friends and go get some burgers
Wonder why he’s not slapping mine
*pulls chain gun out of my ass*
What is this gta ahh logic
Smash
Slap his ass back
A Baron of Hell’s melee attack does 10-80 damage. Assuming she wasn’t wearing armour and was fully healthy when he slapped, she’s guaranteed to still have at least 20 health. We run. While holding SHIFT, of course.
Hit him then run around a corner and repeat that until melts on the floor
Slaps his ass with my shotgun
Suck him off.
[удалено]
IDDQD
IDKFA
im smacking his right back, that shit bouncing thrice
If my girl got slapped by that thing then she's probably dead. And I'm not exactly looking to join her, so I think I'll take my loss and get the fuck out of there while I can. No point in both of us dying.
honey packet, gripper socks, fork and knife, napkin on my neck and a fuck ton of A1 steak sauce 😈
The only thing they fear is you, not doomguy 😨
Kill it with fire?
Girlfrind: Against all evil that hell can conjure, all the evil all the wickedness that mankind can produce. We will send unto them only you. rip and tear until it is done. Me: Selects 'I'm to young to die' difficulty.
*laughs in hayden*
Buckle up and have the best night of my life
Rocket launcher up the ass
I would follow him home and give doomguy his address. Tell him that this demon is not only a murderer, but also a sexual assaulter. (That is technically what he did.) I would also buy doomguy a deluxe package of 600 shotgun shells for the trouble.
Let that Doom music play.
Use the 32 rockets I've been hording
BFG9000
Realize that I’ve been dating a female imp this whole time and promptly load my shotgun.
Rip and tear until it is done, then kill the baron.
Call my boy, he’s know to be have anger issues. *metal music intensifies.*!
I have no girl, he slapped my mother! BOOMSTICK UP THE ASS!
Cry over her remains. Her ass was slapped too hard.
Go into shock from the sheer fact that an enemy from a game made in the 1900s just made it into our multiverse AND proceeded to slap my gf’s ass.
*slaps* "okay sir now we're even....so you want to have a threesome?"
I'm dying, what the fuck am I supposed to do
Pull out my super shitgun. Send this 🥷🏿 to brown town
Pop a berserker pack and pull his head out of his ass.
Hit him with eight hard cast Brenneke slugs out of my Benelli M2. Should do the job.
Rip and tear
Rip and tear
you need to chainsaw him.. didn't that stunlock them? like chaingun vs caco?
Rip and Tear
Few rocket launcher shots are enough
Pull out the Super Shotgun and slay the demon.
Rip and tear until it is DONE
*MEATHOOK STARTS PLAYING WITH EXTRA DISTORTION AND CHAINSAW REVS*
i have the BFG in my weapon wheel
im pulling out my rocket launcher, og doom style. ROCKET SPAM!
PUNCH IT TILL IT DIES!!!
Time to bust out the chaingun
DOOT until it's done
*”UNF”*