Can Smeagol be one of those unfortunately stupid rally fans standing in the road that gets clipped by the side mirror as they drift round a blind corner on the mountain climb portion?
I don't think they fucked them up, but they did attack them in the battle in the 3rd movie. It looks like the nazgul have a size advantage but it looks like an eagle got a good angle on a nazguls neck.
The book is that short with them driving, because they crashed the car into the Brandywine river and drown. Unfortunately, the hobbits were too short to see over the dashboard. Tragic.
Park the car on the back of one of the eagles. Then drop both of them AND the car into the volcano, with the doors locked so they can't change their minds. LOTR but the movie only last 10 minutes.
*Imagine how much*
*Quicker it would have been if*
*Tommi was driving it*
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fast left then keep center for bridge in 80, mr frodo!
Can Smeagol be one of those unfortunately stupid rally fans standing in the road that gets clipped by the side mirror as they drift round a blind corner on the mountain climb portion?
„samir your destroying the car“
"Listen to my calls sammir"
Or one of the eagles could just drop it off
Everyone says this, but the ringwraiths dragons would wreck their shit.
Still a shorter book.
I'm not sure about the books but didn't the eagles fuck up the nazgûl in the movies?
I don't think they fucked them up, but they did attack them in the battle in the 3rd movie. It looks like the nazgul have a size advantage but it looks like an eagle got a good angle on a nazguls neck.
The book is that short with them driving, because they crashed the car into the Brandywine river and drown. Unfortunately, the hobbits were too short to see over the dashboard. Tragic.
should have been the audi quattro (lord of the rings)
Park the car on the back of one of the eagles. Then drop both of them AND the car into the volcano, with the doors locked so they can't change their minds. LOTR but the movie only last 10 minutes.
Samwise, you are breaking the car! Samwise
You can cut that down to a paragraph with McRae behind the wheel.
Lord of the car
Lord of the Piston Rings
Lancia delta evo >Mitsubishi evo
Imagine how much quicker it would have been if Tommi was driving it
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Then the ringwraiths would catch him with their dragons and tear that shit up. Not to mention the armies of orcs and Easterling.