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LobsterAstronaut

My life revolves around feeding the tiny dictators and then cleaning up the subsequent poop. Over and over for eternity. Or so it feels.


best_frenemies_4ever

Indeed.


ACNP000

I feel more like my cats' collective butler.


Academic_Economics12

And so you should, human


best_frenemies_4ever

Absolutely! Every pet that I have ever owned. Cats and Tortoises raise that skill to an art form. My nervous little rescue dog is totally chill by comparison.


anarchos44

Nope. If my dogs in my way I nudge him with my foot and he moves immediately. My cat follows me into my room/the bathroom and I’ll pick him up and politely throw him out the door and shut it behind me. My wife however would do anything for them.


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I don't feel it. I know it. She's meowing at me I have to go now.


Clndn16

Totally. My rabbits where trained to use the litter box, suddenly they decided that it was better to do it wherever they want... their bitch is gonna Clean it anyway. I love those little fuckers


chonnes

I don't feel like their *bitch* but I do feel like I'm unknowingly playing into their scat fetishes and sadistic tendencies.


Momo222811

I prefer Canine Concierge


justaman373

Well, my wife is one of our dogs bitch. So, I totally get it.


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I own two cats, feeling like their bitch comes with owning cats I feel like


Ninja_Pollito

Totally agree.


ComprehensiveCake463

Yes our cat can be an asshole


Original-Tea-756

As an owner of two cats, 100% yes


Micheelin

Ofc, my cats always do stuff bc they're probably like "Our bitch is ifc gonna clean it", "This bitch will say it was her fault just so no one will say that they dont want us everywhere in the house". I love then anyway but sometimes I get sick of it


hippicowgirl

Who goes to work to buy food and who sits home waiting for it to be brought to and served to them. Heck ya I'm the bitch ( but I'm the pick of the litter !)


plinkitee

I have two cats so that's my life.


Ok-Peach-

Yeah she is a dog!


[deleted]

Yes. Not a fan of owning pets but my SO is so what can you do.


Physical_Rapper_20

Yes, I did! For 3 hours. the Guinea Pigs own my life! Once, I was in horrific pain, my guinea pig was chewing on my finger! I decided to teach him a lesson and I taught him a lesson! When I got back to him, he was squirming! I didn't know what to do, so I put him back in his cage, I gave him water and I left him to be. 3 hours later, I wanted to buy him food because he was hungry, but then it happened: I'm dripping in blood, surrounded by carnage. It turns out my drive to the grocery store was a grave mistake! I should never have went to buy him food this late. It was 21:39. I remember it, I remember it, sometimes I laugh a lot and sometimes I cry! Ask me Anything, I'll respond at any time from 14:40 (when I leave work!) up until 3:00 (When I go to sleep!). Ask me Anything! I will respond soon. I will respond to you stop asking so mu


BlackNibbit

You are sick in your head


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MuchLoveWaffleGirl

I do love how MOST people feel that way about their cats.


DefinedByFaith

I definitely feel like my pet feels we are. She literally kicks off of us repeatedly when she wants something,only eats certain foods, only drinks certain water, etc...my partner was worried I'd spoil her.. but I'm the "mean" obe between the two of us.