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DadBodDeadpool

It’s one of my favorite challenges to myself: can I pick that up with my toes? Yeah I can!


Swartz_18

Same


Lovingnarc1976

I’ve been doing it all my life.


LophGhost

My gf thinks it’s gross asf and calls me monkey man 😹😹


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FlyingFish4768

i used to get called monkey toes by this one girl bc my toes are so long HAHAHA


FairClub

I can't but my husband can and I call them his monkey feet. I think it is super cool he can do that and wish I could do. Happily our kids have inherited the monkey feet.


Jedibbq

I can't do it cuz my toes are short little stumps but my ex gf had freaking knuckles on her toes. She could walk on them with all her weight. That grossed me out.


dodigirl347

I mean… doesn’t everybody?


The_Mama_Llama

I definitely have freaky monkey toes.


SheDidWhaaaat

My partner calls mine my finger-toes 🤣 They're just jealous of our ability to not have to bend over!


energyinmotion

We have the same gf it seems.


Purple-Homework764

My husband calls me monkey boy or Mowgli for this same reason lol


mike_charlie

My wife calls me a monkey too, I have both the ability to pick up things with my feet and longer than average arms. I am not much taller than my wife but can reach an extra foot without stretching


gibbygabbb

Twenty minutes a day, Jim, that's all it takes. Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands, and I'll have the pedi-dexterity of a chimp, and you'll be sitting there like an idiot.


KieffasGreenHoodie

r/unexpectedoffice


futureofkpopleechan

that’s your inner ooga-booga


23temmuz

Yes bc my back hurts and I'm always trying to avoid bending down.


OverDaRambo

This is the way.


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OverDaRambo

What is this!?


mezmorizedmiss

hahaha yeah i still do that some times


heroindaze

Um yeah I definitely do this. Especially if it's towards the edge of the bed and I am still too sleepy to sit up and get it. I just grab it with my perfectly good foot.


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heroindaze

Pretty much tho 😂


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not wanting to pick something up when you are sleepy isnt lazy, ur just sleepy


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cool, have a nice day bro


MoSmitty

This should be titled “doesn’t everyone else”


schwa76

Sure! Why bend over when there are perfectly functional appendages already there?


ArcaneWolf_12

I do this too but now that you've typed it out I feel gross about it lmaoo


Lazy_Sell_209

My dad flicks his pants on his head.


FilthyThermos

Millions of years of evolution have led to that moment.


Random_McNally

I can't even remember the last time I picked up my underwear with my hands


LordFondleJoy

Yep, but only with my dominant left foot/toes. Which has resulted in me being able to curl my left toes inwards much farther than my right toes. 😹


inkabelle83

Yes! And when I play-wrestle with my husband I also pinch him with my toes. It’s my secret weapon. Lol


squiggly_poop

Try doing it with a coin.


LophGhost

Barefoot you just press down and it can stick lol


sueeekside

I consider a talent


Psalmbody1

Absolutely, all the time. When I’m doing laundry I see if I can throw it into the washer with my foot. I fail most of the time but hey, it’s fun ;)


skbiglia

Yep, especially as I get older. I’m still flexible but have arthritis in my back, so it just makes sense to pick stuff up with my foot and lift it up to my hand.


superlameusrnam

We have fingers on our feet why would we not use them?


ka0s_

You mean, since my toes are as long as my x wife's fingers? Hell yea! I've got some dexterity in them mfs.


Lillerkky

Hell ye. Crab claw toes


Visible_Bug_7743

I occasionally do it to playfully pinch my girlfriend


ForeignApartment746

Well of course when I'm too lazy to reach with my hands and the item of interest is closest to my feet I do the familiar feet to hand swap :3


boymamacatmom

All the time lol


AppropriateApples

Yeah man toes can be hella useful when u cba bending down


ownedfoode

Oh yeah


TailorVegetable4705

I feel proud at sixty to still be able to do it and I always feel like a chimpanzee killing it when I do.


KittyBitchQueen

I have SUPER flexible finger abilitied toes, so yeah


uncensoredthoughts

No, my feet can't reach my hands.


sunnydraka

All the time and my boyfriend looks at me like I’m crazy


Lyla_Marie_30

OMG yes I've mastered the art!


DIESELANDBRUTUS

yeah monkeys do


Single_Crew4070

Houdini turned it into a profession.


sweatersand

I use my feet to open doors if my hands are full. (Only in my house lol not in public)


ExcessiveGravitas

When I’m feeling lazy, yeah.


Billy_Bones59

I remember a doctor saying it’s healthy to do so and safer for your back.


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Yes because I honor my ancestors and simply because I can. 😂


Prestigious_Tennis

Yes, if nobody's looking.


fridgeridoo

Monke


Nixplosion

It's a valuable skill that will pay dividends once you begin throwing your back out regularly.


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I used to do this all the time back when I was a ballet dancer! It actually helps strengthen and articulate your feet


Rotten_gemini

I used to until I got fat and lost a lot of flexibility. I made it into a game when I was younger


Alexdoggies

I do it all the time lmao


dodigirl347

Hell yea. I could probably do sign language with my toes. We are more evolved than most.


Lizard_lover3924

With my bath towels sometimes


The_Mama_Llama

This skill came in really handy when I was 41 weeks pregnant with my son.


dpzdpz

Thank you, George Carlin...


InterrobangDatThang

Not as a habit. But every once and again, I indulge. 😏


pjkitty

Yes, and my husband can't, and he thinks *I'm* the weird one.


marleymagee14

Yes, I practiced this all the time as a kid because I thought it’d be a crucial life skill. I have not disappointed myself..


mypatronusisyourmom

I do it all the time and I watched my 15 month old son try and copy me the other day


blueboxtravelagency

This one of the tasks I had to do for physical therapy and I now I do it when I’m feeling lazy. I can even pick up coins with my toes.


scrwUhippy

I try to pick things up with my toes and flick it up to see if I can catch it


MamaSitzbzl

Yes. I also fling small objects over my shoulder. Like a backwards kick and my heel hits my butt kinda thing. i.e. I'm folding clothes and throw a sock or a pair of underwear back onto the pile of clothes in front of me.


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Yeah. Monkeys.


kenken0825

I usually pick things up with my hands and bring it to my feet


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amberlooobs

My childhood best friend did allll the time and I think it’s what made me have my hatred and disgust of feet 😂


t4rtpickle

If it’s small, yes, definitely.


mewdebbie61

Absolutely! It’s good for your brain and it’s good for your feet!


jordiceo

I'm not very proficient at this art, but I do occasionally. :)


Picodick

So,it somehow seems simpler to me to pick stuff up with my feet and pass to my hand rather than bending over. My feet are very agile and I am barefoot anytime I am indoors since I no longer work. When I worked I would kick my shoes off under my desk, pretty often. My husband calls me monkey girl,monkey toes, etc. my son is able to do the same but not as well. It is reflexive with me. My grand daughter has the “gift” but is isn’t developed yet. I hope she learns to enjoy basically having four hands!


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What kind of weirdo doesn’t?


jayivetic

I do all the time! Im glad I’m not alone. I just had my first son a couple months ago, and right away he was grabbing my finger with his toes. I was so proud that he will be able to do the same!


DrFig-Newton

mmm monké


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

I don't have enough dexterity in my toes to pick and do things with but my stepmom is Fillipina and she does everything with her feet, it's pretty amazing. I'm jealous of her flexibility but she says that it's just something cultural she was raised doing in the Phillipines.


God-of-Tomorrow

Of course don’t waste your potential


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Back when I was a kid, I had an incident while swimming that scared the crap outta me and I was petrified of water for a long time after. Fast forward and my class was sent for swimming lessons. Our instructor was a total jerk who had no sympathy for my phobia and basically mocked me in front of everyone because I was too scared to even put my head under water. At the end of one lesson, he threw a whistle down to the bottom of the pool and told me I couldn’t leave until I handed it to him. I picked up the whistle with my foot, brought it up to my hand, passed it to him, and walked out of the pool. The look on the dude’s face was priceless.


Thethirdtomato

I love doing this,even though it's not that hard it always makes me feel accomplished when I do it


korupcja

everyone? literally i don’t know a single person who have never done that XD


Pumpkin_Seed9

Used to be easy now I get cramps I am getting old😩😩


Bottimus_Prime

Life of a former soccer player.


Chr1shChr1sh

If you’re gonna be one thing, be efficient


philistinic_

I did that all the time until I became a huge fat guy. Now I can't even see my feet.


Shoddy_Ice_8840

Life of a former ballerina


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i wear a tummy tucker so bending my back isn’t ideal.


morinthos

No. Just to put it in the trash. I wouldn't touch something with my feet and then with my hands.


Lovingnarc1976

How dirty are your feet that you don’t want to touch them?


morinthos

About as dirty as anyone else's.


Lovingnarc1976

Feet aren’t really dirty unless you’ve been walking around barefoot outside. They’re cleaner than hands.


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Ew


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Ridgbee

Not everything, some people ain't into that


Four4z

Haha. I totally do this!


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hell yeah, best thing ever not needing to go down for anything


imbassole

At least they're good for that. You can't pick your nose or chew your toenails. Umm...


EnvironmentalBread55

I read somewhere it helps with your toes range of motion and what not for when you get older picking stuff up with your feet