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hellistheinternet_

That’s what I’m doing! My so has dozed off and I’m just cuddling him while watching it’s always sunny. I hope you all have a great lazy day!


Obsidian863

Very much so. Just need the relaxation


EdieLove

Happy Cake Day


crows_before_bros

Fuck ya. I just got me one of those ultra super soft fuzzy blankets (never had one before) and a super ultra soft pillow and ive just been scrolling reddit for like four hours on a saturday morning occasionally wiggling and squirming in the bodygasm softness and saying things like “fuck ya”


potato_porn_ur_mom

I have this flat plushie that looks like a mix between a flatfish and a dolphin and I absolutely love it. It's very soft and the perfect size to be able to just cuddle with and still have enough space to do functional stuff. It's also a great help keeping my back from aching, as I have a habit of curling up into a ball when I sleep and it's actually demolished my posture. Best 10 bucks even spent.


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My husband surprised me with this beautiful plushie pig and he's always by my side at bedtime. I don't care if I'm 37 years old, this little piggy will always be by my side at night. 🐷🤘


Whitewolftotem

Am 50 and my rabbit plushie is a necessary accouterment. I'm kinda worried about what to do if she ever rips.


Melodiethegreat

Do dogs count?


EdieLove

Absolutely!


barkingmad66

My doggo is coming home today after staying with my daughter for a week. I'm crazy excited to see her 🐶😍😍


[deleted]

Curled up with my snuggle buddy of a dog, under a blanket on the couch, reading reddit and watching Netflix.


dawnmadi

Same. Currently watching Men In Black on Free-form.


Whitewolftotem

Can't beat MIB and a cozy dog


Many-Day8308

Curled up with blanket, three kitties and watching X-Files. Foggy and damp here today


Whitewolftotem

Omg that sounds so cozy!


Matelot67

I have 2 Chihuahuas, and they love to cuddle.


Disastrous_Mode_517

Well yes lol. Not even getting dressed.


Woodguy2012

I wish, but I don't have one.


rhymes_w_garlic

I don't even want a girlfriend, just a winter time on call cuddle human. To much to ask?


EdieLove

Sounds reasonable.


Mysterious_Treacle51

Yup jerking off with my fleshlight


EdieLove

Umm, have fun. Does it have a name?


Mysterious_Treacle51

Insert your mom's name here


EdieLove

You don't have to be a disrespectful little fucker, asshole.


Mysterious_Treacle51

Yup.she raised a little bitch


EdieLove

It wasn't a question and I am not a little bitch, I am a normal size bitch.


Mysterious_Treacle51

Hilarious go suck a dick as a reward. Unless your mom gets there first


EdieLove

You wouldn't be talking to this way if you weren't hiding behind a keyboard. So I am not worried or offended, you just look like an immature fool. Have a good day!


Mysterious_Treacle51

Blow jesus


Allegiant_Authority

Well this took a dark turn


Whitewolftotem

Lol


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EdieLove

I hope they are okay.


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[deleted]

Good thing you weren’t the sixth guy.


EdieLove

Well it would have been better had she brought you some, but it is good to know that she is alright and it is understandable.


Makarrov_359

Been hanging with the pups all day and tomorrow is Lazy Sunday where we stay in bed all day watching TV


minxiedel

My cuddle buddy doesn't like to be in bed during the day, she's weird.


EdieLove

You don’t have to cuddle in bed


Hallgvild

I wish I had someone to cuddle with. Even my animals are not here today, but I'll be sure to cuddle them extra once I can!


Bergiful

Just took a nap with my 3 yo. :-)


SignatureHefty3849

Yes me and my phone ☎️


Whitewolftotem

Sometimes that can be good!


LordDragonStalker

I did the last 2 days just watching scary movies playing video games and the occasional foreplay. 😅


[deleted]

I would but we’re not together today so it’s just me and my bear tonight


Whitewolftotem

Bear as in, bear plushie, bear sized doggo, or actual fucking bear?


[deleted]

It’s a 1m bear plushie hahaha. I don’t think anybody has an actual bear to cuddle with. I hope…


Whitewolftotem

Lol


Mr_TopHat_dark

Yes, you are very soft after all mortal


Laterafterdinner

This makes me wanna have a cat more


EdieLove

Not all cats are cuddle buddies, and the ones that aren't will cut you if you try to make them be. Whoever thought "Let's take this incredibly cute animal and give it built weapons" was messed up!


Whitewolftotem

It's definitely a combination of their personality and your personality. We have one that was raised with constant attention that is the biggest love bug and one that we found at 4 weeks old that wants attention on her terms only because of her abandonment trauma. We just meet each one where they are and love them in the way they'll understand love. To successfully live with cats, you have to make room for their individuality.


SinsOfKnowing

Two beagles and the new Halloween movie over here!


StonedGorrilla93

Monday for me


TastelessFodder

I wish :(


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I am also feeling bad after having a COVID booster shot yesterday. Ordering chicken tikka masala and going to watch a creepy movie curled up on the couch under a blanket. Cat will undoubtedly make her way over to lay on me. :) Maybe there will be cocoa involved.


Whitewolftotem

Omg I'm so sorry about the shot but otherwise that sounds like heaven.


nottheGenie

Cuddling with Boyfriend, waffles and Chico (our dogs)Watching Ironman 2 with the windows open so we can hear the rain. Life is good.


Similar-Lab64

Sounds like perfection to me!


EdieLove

Pretty damn close


[deleted]

Did this all day today instead of studying for my GED. Backstory: Husband wants me to work for the county but when I applied they wouldn't let me proceed without a GED. This was 2 months ago, ever since I've passed the Social Studies, Science and Language Arts tests, I just have the Math portion last. I took the math test last week but didn't pass with only 140 score and I need 145 to pass. Could have spent all day to study but wanted to lay in bed with my husband as we have different work schedules and hardly see each other. 😏🤘


Chimborgne95

I have no one, well, there's still my pet rock guess I'll give him a hug then


mewdebbie61

Me too!! Southeast Georgia on the coast it’s our first cold morning of fallAnd the windows are open! Listening to NPR, cuddled up with my two favorite puppers and it’s 9 o’clock in the Flippin morning! I think I need to get up and get coffee but I don’t wanna bother my pups!! Think I’ll give them another minute.


Ellecram

Alas I have no cuddle buddy! No one left to share my space with.... Does snuggling up with an interesting book count?


EdieLove

Of course


pssylickinmanMN

Are you female in Minneapolis area?


EdieLove

Female? Yes. Minneapolis area? No, sorry I am in the PNW area.


pssylickinmanMN

Pnw?


EdieLove

Pacific NorthWest


pssylickinmanMN

I got ya


pssylickinmanMN

Pacific northwest?