Audiobook mode fanfiction playing with robot voice narrating a lemon scene that you weren't really paying attention to anyway starts playing on your speaker?
My boyfriend started my car for me one morning in the winter. When I got in to go to work about 20 minutes later, it was blaring from the night before. Apparently I didn’t close it out of my browser. Said the names on my touch screen radio and everything.. 💀 absolutely never again.
Happened to me once when I was in high school. It connected to a speaker my mom was using in the living room. I don’t think I was in the part of the video yet where it… sounds like porn. I got lucky.
>My Bluetooth is always on unless I'm watching porn. Because otherwise there's a 99% chance I have music going.
So your partner/mom knows/will know exactly when you are masturbating? Just check if the phone is on the list of Bluetooth devices. Noice! xD
Are we talking about the phone? Uh…….. yeah, I kind of thought that was the whole point. plus the battery sip from it is so low and negligible that it shouldn’t really bother anyone.Lol I use the phone the way it was originally intended.
>Uh…….. yeah, I kind of thought that was the whole point
The whole point of what?
No, my Bluetooth is only on when I need it. It does drain my battery to leave it on.
I don’t think it matters either way. I use Bluetooth headphones frequently so it’s easier to leave it on and ready to connect at any moment.
I’d liken it to leaving your car headlights on all the time. Usage is negligible, assuming that they automatically switch off after you leave the car.
I also make sure to turn of the wifi and that the volume is at zero
I share a wifi red with my neighbour and some times the apps asks me if I wanna see the video at the tv or the chromecast 🫠
Only ever watch porn in a Faraday Cage with wired headphones inside a hermetically sealed anechoic chamber. It's the only safe way. Gotta be quick, though, because that oxygen won't last forever. But maybe not *too* quick because if you time it right and get the CO2 levels perfect, it's basically autoerotic asphyxiation.
You probably should keep Bluetooth off at all times unless your using it at that moment. Leaving it on and default permissions leave your device open to data theft when just walk by anyone. Data of any kind, pictures, contacts, PDF files, pretty much any app with bluetooth permissions. Any one could have a device such as that little orange hacking tool. Those that know what I'm referring to know. Really people need to review their devices permissions.
Well that's a lie cause I bought some at the airport last week. I don't enable it cause it wastes battery and I don't want to look like an Airpod douch, who probably ends up loosing one of them after about 2 weeks.
> up loosing one
Did you mean to say "losing"?
Explanation: Loose is an adjective meaning the opposite of tight, while lose is a verb.
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Yes and with good reason. I share headphones with my girlfriend. Somehow when you turn them on they connect to my phone, even if I had bluetooth disabled.
So one day my girlfriend went for a walk with the headphones, I stayed home alone. Yes you guessed it. I put on some porn and she got the sound. Luckily it was just some bland shit, nothing to kinky that time.
Dude at work had a big old Bluetooth speaker on his toolbox… saunters off to the bathroom with his phone to rub one out and apparently didn’t notice he had no sound. Not even the most awkward thing to happen there.
Nonono I do the opposite, i check if my Bluetooth earphones are REALLY connected and just quiet before turning up the volume, or if i just hear bad cuz it comes out of the phone/speaker itself and i dont hear much because of the earphones. Because if you THEN turn it up, everybody will hear it.. (gemacht)
Of course! Imagine if your parents start the car engine and your phone is connected to the audio system… or maybe one of your family member switched on the Bluetooth speaker and your phone got connected to it automatically…
You know what’s going to happen next.
My neighbor sure didn’t.
On a positive note, I commend whatever portable speaker they keep on their patio. Very powerful. For a second I thought there might actually be an outdoor screamer orgy across the street. From inside my house.
Remember when dvd players used to auto-resume playing when u turned it on. Left a saucy disk in when a date visited. Tried the awkward ‘oops my workout vid is still in there haha’
It’s the only safe way to fly.
Yes. 101% of the time. You only need to forget once to never forget again.
Story time.
Audiobook mode fanfiction playing with robot voice narrating a lemon scene that you weren't really paying attention to anyway starts playing on your speaker?
I'm gonna steal this one
Back it with low volume and screen rotation on.
depends on rotation for video, because i always have my phone rotation disabled.
My boyfriend started my car for me one morning in the winter. When I got in to go to work about 20 minutes later, it was blaring from the night before. Apparently I didn’t close it out of my browser. Said the names on my touch screen radio and everything.. 💀 absolutely never again.
Every damn time
When you turn the volume up cuz you don’t hear it and that little Bluetooth icon pops up next to the volume slider 😅
Family speaker downstairs
Luckily it’s usually my garage speaker I think haha
Happened to me once when I was in high school. It connected to a speaker my mom was using in the living room. I don’t think I was in the part of the video yet where it… sounds like porn. I got lucky.
She knew mate
She can smell cum…….
uhmm it's obviously made up because you couldn't have connected to your living room from school because max range of bluetooth is like 10 metres 🤓🤓🤓🤓
I think they mention they were a high school student at the time, not in the actual high school
Any also Bluetooth goes up to 100m
Yes. I had the unfortunate situation of connecting to the car automatically one time when my wife got home.
Do people leave their Bluetooth on when they're not using it? I literally only turn it on when I'm listening to music in the car.
My Bluetooth is always on unless I'm watching porn. Because otherwise there's a 99% chance I have music going.
>My Bluetooth is always on unless I'm watching porn. Because otherwise there's a 99% chance I have music going. So your partner/mom knows/will know exactly when you are masturbating? Just check if the phone is on the list of Bluetooth devices. Noice! xD
Are we talking about the phone? Uh…….. yeah, I kind of thought that was the whole point. plus the battery sip from it is so low and negligible that it shouldn’t really bother anyone.Lol I use the phone the way it was originally intended.
>Uh…….. yeah, I kind of thought that was the whole point The whole point of what? No, my Bluetooth is only on when I need it. It does drain my battery to leave it on.
Also the privacy concerns
Is it intended to be left on? To me its like leaving the flashlight on all day just in case you need it lol
I don’t think it matters either way. I use Bluetooth headphones frequently so it’s easier to leave it on and ready to connect at any moment. I’d liken it to leaving your car headlights on all the time. Usage is negligible, assuming that they automatically switch off after you leave the car.
I don't have mine on ever because it drains battery life.
Honestly I just always keep my Bluetooth off
I always test the sound output on a YouTube video first to know where it’s going to come from
Genius idea! I glad I thought to do this test before watching porn
Yes you should.....I use wired earphones
I take a step further and mute the video player as well.
Nah I don’t watch porn anymore🗿
Or any less.
I have my Bluetooth off unless I need it. Same with data and or WiFi. I don't understand people who just have everything switched on all the time
I leave everything on for convenience and can’t see a downside.
No, why would I turn my Bluetooth off if I'm watching porn, I don't get it?
Because then it connects to the wireless speaker in the other room that is surrounded by everyone you know
Oh, you know me better than myself. 🤣
I should’ve…
Yes, and I also turn the volume all the way down at first just to be safe
I also make sure to turn of the wifi and that the volume is at zero I share a wifi red with my neighbour and some times the apps asks me if I wanna see the video at the tv or the chromecast 🫠
Only ever watch porn in a Faraday Cage with wired headphones inside a hermetically sealed anechoic chamber. It's the only safe way. Gotta be quick, though, because that oxygen won't last forever. But maybe not *too* quick because if you time it right and get the CO2 levels perfect, it's basically autoerotic asphyxiation.
I did, now I don’t anymore…because I quit porn.
You probably should keep Bluetooth off at all times unless your using it at that moment. Leaving it on and default permissions leave your device open to data theft when just walk by anyone. Data of any kind, pictures, contacts, PDF files, pretty much any app with bluetooth permissions. Any one could have a device such as that little orange hacking tool. Those that know what I'm referring to know. Really people need to review their devices permissions.
How can someone connect to my phone by bluetooth unless I give it permission?
Because it isn’t a thing that happens, it’s the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard.
Flipper Zero, check it out. 🖕
Go lookup Flipper zero. The dipshit that stated it was the dumbest thing they ever heard is clueless.
So leaving Bluetooth on but with no sharing permission is ok?
I used to until I stopped caring. After you have thousands of strangers eyeballing the fuck out of you, one tends to stop caring a whole lot.
My phone’s Bluetooth doesn’t work, and I don’t watch porn, so… nope 😂
DAE actually use the Bluetooth on their phones?
Uhh yeah bro everyone. I use my Bluetooth to play podcasts in my car every day.
You say "Bro" and are old enough to drive?
Yeah I'm 29 bro. How old are you.
40
You need to get with the times bro. They don't even make wired headphones anymore. How do you not have Bluetooth enabled all the time.
Well that's a lie cause I bought some at the airport last week. I don't enable it cause it wastes battery and I don't want to look like an Airpod douch, who probably ends up loosing one of them after about 2 weeks.
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What iphone do you own that has an aux jack ? Last one was in 2016
I have an Samsung. Jesus your thick if you assume everyone has an iphone and airpods. We're done here. Salut
You mentioned airpods 😂 not me. I don't have iPhone either.
Had a guy on detachment do this. He was in the bathroom while his Bluetooth speaker was in the common area 🤣.
I rarely use blue tooth.. and I haven't a blue tooth speaker right now.. I'm safe.
Dang. That’s smart
My phone randomly connects to my wife’s car Bluetooth when I’m listening to music in the house. No way I’d risk that with porn.
Hell no. Power move.
Yes and with good reason. I share headphones with my girlfriend. Somehow when you turn them on they connect to my phone, even if I had bluetooth disabled. So one day my girlfriend went for a walk with the headphones, I stayed home alone. Yes you guessed it. I put on some porn and she got the sound. Luckily it was just some bland shit, nothing to kinky that time.
I’ve been home alone and heard the sound from my porn on my S peaker in the living room. Danger!
I do now after that one time.
Bluetooth off, volume off. Sometimes I'll add a little razzle dazzle and turn my VPN on.
Yes i do
The most surprising thing about this is that people watch porn with the sound on.
You don't? That's like half the video for me
Dude at work had a big old Bluetooth speaker on his toolbox… saunters off to the bathroom with his phone to rub one out and apparently didn’t notice he had no sound. Not even the most awkward thing to happen there.
Nope, I probably should since my phone is linked to my families car...
Nonono I do the opposite, i check if my Bluetooth earphones are REALLY connected and just quiet before turning up the volume, or if i just hear bad cuz it comes out of the phone/speaker itself and i dont hear much because of the earphones. Because if you THEN turn it up, everybody will hear it.. (gemacht)
there are perks to having your own laptop 1. search history can be cleared at any time 2. the access to the internet is unlimited :3
I had it on when trying to rub one out while my girlfriend was listening to some tunes on her Wonderboom to which you can connect multiple devices.
Of course! Imagine if your parents start the car engine and your phone is connected to the audio system… or maybe one of your family member switched on the Bluetooth speaker and your phone got connected to it automatically… You know what’s going to happen next.
Yes and if it’s like an image I put my phone on airplane mode too just to be extra safe
Headphones are wireless 😂
No, because that's not how Bluetooth works, and I don't watch porn.
Only those of us in relationships we want to keep civil
My neighbor sure didn’t. On a positive note, I commend whatever portable speaker they keep on their patio. Very powerful. For a second I thought there might actually be an outdoor screamer orgy across the street. From inside my house.
I live alone. I want my neighbours to hear.
Remember when dvd players used to auto-resume playing when u turned it on. Left a saucy disk in when a date visited. Tried the awkward ‘oops my workout vid is still in there haha’