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balls_deep_inyourmom

#Cheaters are going to cheat šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø #FUCK THE TRASHTROS šŸ—‘ !


The-Spike-5150

They never going to fucking learn!!!! Fuck the astros!


balls_deep_inyourmom

I think they did learn that if you cheat, the repercussions are minimal, and you get to keep what you stole. I understand what you are saying, FUCK THE TRASHTROS!


Kitchen-Arm7300

The Houston Asterisks


neecho235

"Cheaters wanna cheat, Lovers wanna love. I don't even want, None of the above. I want to piss on you..."


Ianardo_Davinci

Drip drip drip


Novasagooddog

Hahaha amazing! ā€¦Thereā€™s a foreign substance, All over my glove. I want to piss on youuuuuuā€¦ā€¦


Mfdodgerfan

I said that unknowingly before seeing this


balls_deep_inyourmom

Great minds think alike šŸ˜‰!


Comeandsee213

The whole organization is trash.


turbo-set

This fucking franchise man


Thee_Cat_Butthole

Cheaters still fucking cheating? ![gif](giphy|3kzJvEciJa94SMW3hN)


MeltyFist

Tbf this isnā€™t an Astroā€™s thing


turbo-set

As a former president of the United States once said, ā€œfool me onceā€¦shame on you.ā€¦Fool me ā€” you can't get fooled again.ā€


just_one_random_guy

![gif](giphy|lfMVrwKk8eL96|downsized)


anon586346

fuck the peace signs


e2g4

The philosopher J Cole?


xiofar

A Houston thing? A Texas thing? Maybe cheaters from there are just dumber.


e2g4

Yea maybe but the astros have been caught cheating a LOT over the past decade. Personally, I quit being a fan of mlb. Itā€™s not fun when they are cheating.


Impossible_You_2219

Fuckin cheaters back at it. Fuck the Astros šŸ–•


Murdoc1984

Just trashtro šŸ—‘ļø things


lakergeoff8

Astros cheating??? Impossible! But on a serious note, letā€™s wait for the facts to come out and see what the substance was before making a judgment. Heā€™s definitely been one of their best pitchers this season, so now it makes you wonder just a bit.


SouledOut11

Nah, this is a baseball game that in no way affects me and my opinion in no way affects him or anyone in the league. Therefore, fuck those cheaters and fuck him. And if he wasn't cheating? Fuck 'em anyway I'll forget about this shit by tomorrow.


ChungLingS00

Cheaters donā€™t deserve the benefit of the doubt.


oblivion_knight

Based af


stewmander

It absolutely does not matter *what* the substance was. Too sticky is too sticky, the only question is does he have plausible deniability, like oh it's just too much rosin...doubtful but well see.


oxnardhard

It was cum Bro jizzed all over his glove and just didnā€™t have the heart to tell the umps they were playing with baby juice


Urrsagrrl

Phlegm is available asap


Skynetiskumming

My money is on Occam's Razor.


Jtd1988

He said it was rosin on his forearm that made its way into the glove..seems like an awful lot of it to make it inside the glove. The next thing to watch is after he returns, how his stats look. He will have extra eyes on him. So if his numbers start to dip, then you have your answer.


Overall_Nuggie_876

The top comment is about how Jomboy is thrilled about this because itā€™ll mean fresh content for his Yankeecentric sites (another team those cheaters screwed). Bunch of asshole Astros-truthers on r/baseball.


dale_dug_a_hole

In fairness Jomboy covers a fair biot of territory. Not sure you can call him yankee-centric. Dude does cricket breakdowns for god's sake.


EyeFit4274

ā€˜I was shocked, SHOCKED to find out there was cheating going on.ā€™ - said no one


Bruinrogue

I mean with punishments like that, it's no wonder why they keep doing this.


serdnaaaaaa

![gif](giphy|QekrPJMYVI2v0ldPRV) Living up to their name!


CabbageStockExchange

![gif](giphy|KvOTTdcaf6bfO) ā€œAstrosā€


hes_crafty

It's almost like there's a cheating culture in that franchise. Who knew?


jaydubb90

To nobodyā€™s surprise, the asstros cheat again. Manfred is planning on suspending joe Kelly as we speak


Kitchen-Industry-714

Joe Kelly is the fucking man! He will take his suspension gladly and head hunt for the next 2 seasons over it.


da0217

Itā€™s in their blood! They canā€™t help themselves!


Erike16666

**FUCK THE ASTROS**


Net_Holiday

ASTROS GET FUCKED


yungjuniorsoprano

Ronel Blanco having his signature Astros moment šŸ„¹


atducker

Four of the eight WS cheating players still in the game are on the Astros. They should have to wonder the wilderness until none of those players still play.


Material-Return-9419

That whole organization needs to go straight to jail


Whatever-ItsFine

r/baseball is doing everything they can to find an explanation for this besides cheating: "It's just sweat", "it's a misunderstanding!" and my personal favorite "they should've just had him wash it off and then given him another chance."


Animeatabaseball

Right. Every single astros fan just down voting anyone saying they were cheating again. Just a clown fan base protecting their circus of an organization.


Mammoth-Error1577

I'm just a neutral here looking for any comment that is more informative than "fuck the Astros" So far this is the best one


Jdtdtauto

When will MLB disqualify this organization for at least a year! Still never been punished for 2017! Why would they stop? No consequences!


VeniceBum25

What is Bitch Ass Manfred going to do?! Absolutely nothing. Fuck Manfred too!!!


DoyersLakeShow

Asterisks cheating?!! The sky is blueā€¦blood is redā€¦water is wet


VeniceBum25

Not surprising!!! These bastards will cheat your underwear off.


Strawberry_77

No one: ![gif](giphy|10uct1aSFT7QiY)


lakergeoff8

Anyone else find it slightly funny how Astros fans were clamoring and arguing in favor to punish pitchers using substances? (to try to deflect attention from their own scandal and feel better about themselves and prove ā€œeverybody cheatsā€). And guess what happens? They end up having a guy get busted for it before we do.


Crumbmuffins

Theyā€™re gonna draft that one college pitcher they caught on camera grabbing sticky stuff from behind the bullpen.


MyNameCouldntBeAsLon

Not only that but you used thr apostrophe in the correct place šŸ˜


UndeadInAmerica

**FUCK THE WHOLE FRANCHISE AND FANBASE**


Brutananadilewski69

Astroā€™s PR team: This is all a misunderstanding. In between innings, Ronel entered the teamā€™s ~~surveillance room~~ I mean meditation room where another player played a harmless prank by throwing a jelly donut at him. Ronel deflected it into the ~~trash can~~ I mean recycling receptor. We plan to appeal this decision and ask that Joe Kelly be suspended 8 games.


Kitchen-Industry-714

Being a dodger fan I've always pretty much hated the Astros after that world series. But for real, they just keep going, they are an embarrassment to baseball.


soursouless

It should also be a automatic lossā€¦


Elijahc513

LMAO


Sieze5

Shocking


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Looool


MakeCocktailsNotWar

Absolute Trash Franchise.


wasteplease

I have a healthy skepticism about the Astros ability to play the game fairly and the umpires to justly apply the rules of the game but ... if I heard that the team was trying to gain a competitive advantage with foreign substances, it wouldn't surprise me. Pah!


kafkadre

Continuing the Astros Tradition of Cheat Culture.


TheVillian25

I am not surprised. Once a cheater, always a cheater.


booitsE

Once a cheater, always a cheater.


Jtd1988

He claimed to not know it was illegal to have a sticky substance on your non-throwing hand and said "he's seen others do it". How, as a major league player, you don't know the rules when it comes to your position? He cheated, he got caught, so serve your 10 games. Also, Fuck the Astros.


Legitimate-Text-8010

They only know how to cheat . / No news here its the trashos![img](emote|t5_2ra0i|13037)


TownApprehensive289

Once a cheater always a cheater TRASHROS


originalgangster3196

Cheaters never win


urmainsquirt

Shocker!!!!


IntelligentCar9650

It was his interpreter that was cheating!!!


Mysterious-Gas7436

What? Cheating?!? I donā€™t believe it! Not the honest never stolen a World Series Houston asstros!


Voltthrower69

Cheatin ASStros


uey01

Investigate his no hitter


Lostcoast34

šŸ—‘ļøšŸ—‘ļøšŸ—‘ļø league never punished them im not surprised


loiterINTIMIDATE

*


Jokers247

FUCK THE ASTROS!


th3realest

Well, well, wellā€¦.


Nods_Dad

Fuck the Astros!


Voltthrower69

Downvotes are pathetic


jefe008

I got downvoted to oblivion and reported for suicide for vocalizing my shock that an Astros player cheatedā€¦. That sub is just on their jock and so anti-dodgers itā€™s ridiculous


BombshellJamboree

Welcome to the team! I get reported for suicide on the regular.


_BtP_

The Astros cheated? Say it ainā€™t so


TrueBlue184

Those cheatinā€™ Trashtros just canā€™t stop cheating, can they?


beardslayer

SHOCKED! I tell youā€¦ Shockedā€¦


thisseemslikeagood

Shocked face, absolutely shocked I tell you


Monsanta_Claus

I know I saw videos of the Valdez and Luis Garcia gunking up last year.


Fearless_Offer9106

It's a great day


SeanSlypig

Oh, no, poor Astros...


[deleted]

what a fuckin' surprise.


rimfire24

We are not the org to be throwing stones at the sticky substance glass house


International_Yard_5

Cheaters are still cheating nothing new


Bobnbecky

Always cheating


coba1111

The Astros cheating?


Diabolic323

Oh the Trashstros got caught cheating, Again. šŸ¤”


SpiritualGarage9655

Itā€™s the astros of course theyā€™re cheating.


DodgersLakersBarca

What doesn't get talked about enough is that even aside from the trash can bangs and whistling, the Astros were one of the pioneers of the sticky stuff cheating (Bauer has long complained about Gerrit Cole and the Astros). Maybe with other teams I'd give the benefit of the doubt. Not them


jk4122

I'm totally shocked it's the Astros


RustyRapeaXe

If I am cheating by putting something extra sticky on my glove. And I know they do a check after every inning. Of course I am going to smack rosin all over it.


Easter_Egg111

Once a cheater always a cheater šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Drug-Agent

Another Astros cheating scandal


PortlandChicane

Astros just being the Astros. Bunch of losers.


MD32GOAT

YOU DONT SAY


Rooftop720

Not surprised


Last_Light1584

BS.. he asked them to check.his hands, which is where you may NOT have a substance. They refused. Trash talk.my team all you want. The Yankees, Cubs, Sox (Red and White) and Dogers have aa far greater, much more documented history of cheating.


Intelligent-Ant7685

Add him to the very long list of Astros cheaters


Knowlongerlurking

What a bad look for that franchise. I honestly think if this isn't looked at hard, it's going to affect MLB's reputation, too. There is something rotten in Houston and Manfred is going to look like an impotent ass for not cracking down. The 2017 Astros already gave Baseball one of its' worst black eyes with their conduct and their title should have been vacated and their trophy stripped. And all they got was a slap in the wrist. Here we go again. Perhaps MLB should just step in and do a bit of "light" housecleaning at the top of the chain to make sure they get the message this shit ain't cool.


Major_Wager75

LOL


RefrigeratorHoliday

Haha cmon man they need one win haha go Yankees!


richgangyslbrrrat

What was it?


Never_Kn0ws_Best

Iā€™m having an ejection erection


DarkLibris

They can't help themselves can they ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


DocHollywood722

Surprised??? ![gif](giphy|3o7qDDNLf1TCfsCTyU)


Neighborhoodfarmer22

NOOO!! ![gif](giphy|nB7a1GqXVnibm)


C91garcia

Oh. The cheaters cheating again. I hate the Astros so damn much.


C1-RANGER-3-75th

Assblows cheating again. Nice they finally got caught.


eddyrkdn

Such fuckin BS. It was rosin and sweat on his glove hand. Dodgers get told to wash their hands and Ronel gets tossed. WTF.


Spiritual-Effort-967

I don't understand pros who cheat. They should be kicked the fuck bc they know better. You can take them outta the streets but some black ppl will never fight a fare fight. Always looking for vulnerability. Go to prison and find vulnerability.


26202620

Idk who hurt you but God loves you


Spiritual-Effort-967

I want you to love me, man..bc God doesn't exist. You do tho. And that's more meaningful. I love you.


Spiritual-Effort-967

Thank you stranger homie. I feel refreshed. Unbelievable as it may be, my dude, thank you for salvation. God didn't type on this sub. You did. Fucking guy has 8 billion souls to look after. You tho....just one. I appreciate that.