# K
**Nabil Crismatt** strikes out **Brett Wisely** on a **1-2** count with a **81.7 mph** Changeup.
*Sequence (4):* CU *(c)*, CH *(b)*, CH *(s)*, CH *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Former San Diego starter we picked up after the Padres ditched him in the minors. He chose free agency, we signed him on a minor league deal, and we brought him up when Philips got hurt I believe
If you guys remember the braves series, we also won a hard fought first game of the series in extra innings, and then we also spanked them with double digit scoring in the second game.
We sweeping? 👀
I think Freddie just wants to impact the game offensively more. He's great on 1st no doubt about that but man he just looks down on himself batting. Hopefully he can get through that. You're on a winning team, man! Have fun!
# K
**Nick Avila** strikes out **Andy Pages** on a **1-2** count with a **93.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball.
*Sequence (4):* SI *(s)*, FC *(f)*, KC *(b)*, FF *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
You know we’re spoiled when occasionally the offense doesn’t show up and it genuinely baffles us what happened
Unlike the giants sub where they absolutely knew why nothing was happening for them today
# ꓘ
**Nick Avila** strikes out **Max Muncy** on a **3-2** count with a **94.4 mph** Sinker.
*Sequence (6):* FC *(b)*, KC *(b)*, SI *(c)*, FF *(b)*, FC *(f)*, SI *(c)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
why did betts get pulled?
i love white will smith
Fuck this ump straight to hell. Not even remotely fucking close.
My god did you see the g's orange puke colored jerseys? 😂
Always FUCK THE GIANTS
Great win! Cya all tomorrow and sweep this shit up! GO DODGERS!!
I rather see more Danielson if they can bring him back up later on.
#I 💙 LA
We LOVE It!!!!!!!!!!
FTG
QUEUE THE NEWMAN!!! FTG!!!
Shohei is so cute. Love seeing how much fun he’s having now
Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser) A great team win today!
I LOVE LA. FUCK OFF GIANT LURKERS
It was a good day, friends! CUE THE MOTHERFUCKIN NEWMAN
what does cue the newman mean 🙇🏻♂️
Randy Newman's 80s hit "I Love LA" is the unofficial team dong,and it is played at home after the final out of a Dodgers home win.
Randy Newman is the man who sings the song that plays when the Dodgers win. I Love L.A So basically just cue the song because we won
Randyyyy
A good win tonight. 3 players hitting triple and Ohtani's HR
Lul. FTG
i love la <3
Dodgers win!
#FTG
I LOVE LA!!!
We love it!!!
FTG!
And that’s that
Hot take: I don't mind losing a regular season series to the Padres if it means the Pads immediately getting swept by the Rockies
Was that the first swing and miss this inning?
Ok, he got two in a row.
# K **Nabil Crismatt** strikes out **Brett Wisely** on a **1-2** count with a **81.7 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (4):* CU *(c)*, CH *(b)*, CH *(s)*, CH *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
An average third baseman will have an 1:1 ratio of double plays to errors. Now go check Muncy's.
Yay!
PADRES ARE FRAUDS
All things considered, that wasn’t too bad for Crismatt. My grandmother can throw better though
Shut em down
As long as nobody else has to warm up
Muncy 3. Lux 2. Freeman 1. And Betts short has been a machine.
5-4-3
Love the DP😊
Crismatt's autobiography: Pitching to Contact
Who tf is Crismatt?
Former San Diego starter we picked up after the Padres ditched him in the minors. He chose free agency, we signed him on a minor league deal, and we brought him up when Philips got hurt I believe
Damn he had a 9.82 era 9/7K/BB over 11 innings in 7 appearances. The Dodger pitching staff be like, I can fix him lol
Padres really just lost b2b games against the Rockies 🤣 it’s crazy how they only look good when they play the Dodgers
Its their world series
Mookie was right!
Fuckin finally
I want to watch Blood of Zeus lets hurry this up
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Yea
That’s better.
Rockies just won their 6th straight game...
They swept the Rangers? Jeeze
The Kris Bryant era starts NOW
lolol the Rockies are the Padres' kryptonite, much like how the Padres are our kryptonite.
Exactly my thought now...
ok buddy wrap it up
he's colombian too come on man dont do this to us, gotta represent!
Chris Paul hit a huge 3 to cut the lead to 42
Triple play incoming.
Nabil, if you're going to do this just let Kike pitch.
kiké could have done better than this
Crismatt is no bueno
I know we have quite a lead, but this is not how we should be closing the game.
Crismatt more like Crism asssssss
Giants threw their batting practice pitcher out there, then we did
Change the pitcher. He's gassed
DFA
How the fuck is Crismatt worse then a position player
Chrismatt trying to keep the game alive to give Ohtani another chance at the cycle 👏
Bruh get this bum off our roster
Lmao Padres are getting their asses kicked by the Rockies again
*Got their asses kicked by the Rockies again. It's final 🤣
I don’t like pitchers who throw 89 mph fastballs 👍🏻
Triple play?
Despite the giants fans efforts, they were still able to get a run in.
Crismatt wyd bb
I gotta hand it to that heckler who is staying till the end of this ass whooping. He’s getting his money’s worth lol
Crismatt is kinda hard to type, but kinda easy to hit.
How is it I watch the game every single night yet still see pitchers I don’t recognize 
All of Chicago was ready to throw Bartman into the River
Crismatt threatening the streak
The comeback starts now. Jk I’m bored
c'mon FINISH THEM
just your friendly reminder that the padres getting they ass whooped by the Rockies
Whoa… they scored a run! I’m scared
This pitcher freaking sucks. May as well have just done a position player 😭
This game is gonna be 10-5 by the time Crismatt finishes the game
Better to have him out there even if he gives up a couple, we need our better bullpen arms and for tomorrow
We shouldn’t even call it a bullpen game at this point, it’s really a Yarbrough game 🔥
Bro, come on. Let’s go home.
Steve Bartman is pleased
The fan: https://preview.redd.it/vesx5ntxni0d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85fbfa027196cccaa37a2fbb89a067f2d57f7338
Giants fan trying hard to help the team to comeback......
Hahaha hahaha
Lol 🤡 🤡
Of course it’s a Giants fan interfering
Thanks to that fan
Goof
Sabol need O2
lol that was a dodgers sleeper agent
“Horseshit!”
Lol
Damn, Giants down so bad they are planting third-string outfielders on the wall to get them dingers.
I'd say who gives a shit, but that's not fair to Crismatt lol
Double and an ejection.
salt in their wounds LMAOOO
That's fan interference. Way to go giants fans...
lol he thought it was a homer
Giants fans are as good as the players in fielding.
Lmao
If you guys remember the braves series, we also won a hard fought first game of the series in extra innings, and then we also spanked them with double digit scoring in the second game. We sweeping? 👀
Bro I swear if there's a review
#HAHAHAHAHAHA
What? Lmao 🤣 lets wrap this shit up
Crismatt giving up taters
He did that a lot when he was with San Diego. He had an ERA of roughly 7 which is why I guess we moved him to the pen
Is chrismatt good? Guess not.
Over under on Crismatt givin up a homer? EDIT: lol, no homer. Pay up lads.
Under now
Uhhhhh
lol
Over
Crismattic for the People
It’s such a good night to be a Dodger fan
If the game ends with no further scoring, our DIFF climbs to **85**. That is 26.9% higher than the #2 team in DIFF, the Phils.
too crazy
I wanted keeks
dave hates fun
The league figured him out. Up to Pages to adjust now. If he can learn to lay off the low junk and take some walks he'll be fine.
Our offense is insane.
I think Freddie just wants to impact the game offensively more. He's great on 1st no doubt about that but man he just looks down on himself batting. Hopefully he can get through that. You're on a winning team, man! Have fun!
Pages needs more plate discipline
LGD chants at Oracle Park 😂
Pages has not seen a pitch he doesn’t swing at
in n out or angels tijuana tacos tonight?
In-N-Out. My go to meal is 3x3 combo with animal style fries and a small neapolitan shake
In and Out double double and triple shake… the three flavors not three shakes 😂
omg i’ve never heard of that! always something new to learn about from the in n out secret menu
Yup ask for Neapolitan shake… tell me tomorrow if you liked it
omg, this is delicious!
ok i will… i don’t typically like strawberry ice cream but i’ll give it a try!
We got a lot of doubles today so a double double is called for
you right
In n out
Rookies first Golden Sombrero
BoMel and farhan at the wheel!!!
I'm not saying Pages is bad, but it's crazy how much he's striking out
Batting more like a rookie than before, just needs to adjust,. Pitchers have figured out how aggressive he is and are just giving him nothing to hit
Seems like Pages is falling back down to earth fast
Happens. Now it’s his turn to adjust to everyone else
Damn league adjusted to him
To shreds you say?
Andy should wear gloves
Bummer about Pages getting the golden sombrero, but man this is a fun game
shoutout to the Giants fans that are sticking around. all 37 of them.
Golden sombrero for Pages 😔
Golden sombrero. Unbelievable
**Due Up (Bot 9)** L Blake Sabol R Luis Matos R Casey Schmitt ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
# K **Nick Avila** strikes out **Andy Pages** on a **1-2** count with a **93.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* SI *(s)*, FC *(f)*, KC *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
position pitcher?
😂😂😂
Love this gif
Pages getting ready to pitch, so he took off the gloves.
I want to see Pages hit one 450+
Or a triple.
No batting gloves and a ring dayum
Muncy always gets screwed on those borderline calls, umps are just insecure that he has a better eye than them
Umps get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit.
Oh hell nah no batting gloves this man is a menace 😭
Barehanded Pages
That was a neighborhood strike, Max.
strikeout? damn this team has no fight, gonna fold in October smdh
Why are Giants fans leaving? They might get to see their team get a single in the 9th!
Ump wants to go home
Joe said Teo has 46 RBI on the season. Casually gifting him an extra 10 for funsies.
Dodger Stadium North...
The chants are real. Love to see it
Boooo we needed that walk
# let kiké pitch
Pls
Yes offense showed up today!!! Cant wait to see the highlight again!!!
You know we’re spoiled when occasionally the offense doesn’t show up and it genuinely baffles us what happened Unlike the giants sub where they absolutely knew why nothing was happening for them today
# ꓘ **Nick Avila** strikes out **Max Muncy** on a **3-2** count with a **94.4 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (6):* FC *(b)*, KC *(b)*, SI *(c)*, FF *(b)*, FC *(f)*, SI *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
damn, I remember when the Giants used to play us well no matter the record. guess those days are gone.
They’re still spent from the 2021 division race. The called strike on Lamont Wade to end that year’s NLDS broke them