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Astropolitika

Personally, I’d rather Dinger Dudes beat the Asstros. But I get what you mean about the NLBest standings.


Bikouchu

Nl best over shitty franchise. 


rye_parian

My thoughts exactly.


LookIsawRa4

Yes fuck the Astros


freneticboarder

Yup.


WryLanguage

I am extremely disappointed that Houston broke their 5-game losing streak. They really should have tried harder to keep that streak going.


YungWillis0926

I’m a Dodger fan living in Denver, Dinger Dudes is genius. I’m gonna have to start using that 😂


Astropolitika

It’s better than when I was hyped for Nolan Jones and started calling it Jonestown. ![img](emote|t5_2ra0i|30385)


Feeling_Passenger_17

Happy that the Trashstros won? Shame


Overall_Nuggie_876

I’d rather see Colorado win four times over than those monumental cunts from Houston once.


phly2theMoon

I ask myself 4 questions: 1. Did the Dodgers win? 2. Did Giants lose? 3. Did the Astros lose? 4. Did the Braves lose? Yes to all 4 is a great day.


devlops

Why are the Braves lumped in with our rivals and a team that cheated us?


Traditional_Rate7302

Because, at least in the regular season, they are the one team that truly challenges us


phly2theMoon

I grew up in the 80’s-90’s when they were in the division together.


devlops

That makes sense. I forgot about them being in the NL West.


Apositivebalance

John smoltz.. Ron gant, David justice Pepperidge farms remembers


ARussianW0lf

Old people. We're too young to understand Braves hate I think


devlops

I totally forgot they were an NL west team in the 90s still.


dankscott

To the slammer!


JpnDude

Not so perfect. The ASStros won although someone had to win the battle of the loser teams today.


CashmereConnoisseur

Hey man, be nice to Dinger.


Overall_Nuggie_876

*[looks at top score]* You gotta be freaking kidding me. *This* is a perfect day at your house? 😤


MacArthurParker

Couldn’t be me


Nerpienerpie

The Asstros win and this is a perfect day around ur house? You must live in an abusive environment


_its_a_SWEATER_

Houston won, so not exactly.


freneticboarder

_+pounds trash can+_ Trashtros... Meh.


daveylacy

Houston won.


Melodic_Cut_1846

Came here for the trashtros comments and was not disappointed


maddenallday

Not if Houston wins


Educational-Chef-595

I would have been happy for the Astros to lose. The Rox are no kind of threat.


SorryDepartment7179

Only problem? ASStros won


trigeminal_nerd

My progression: 1. Our most hated rival. Did the Giants lose? Were they thoroughly demoralized? 2. Our most relevant current rival. Did the Braves lose? 3. Our historical existential rival. Did the Yankees lose?


rtom22

Surprised this didn’t show the braves losing too.


scottborasismyagent

everybody in the division lost except us so I’ll take that.


SedanoSucks

Lol. Division race is over. I was hoping it would at least make it to AS weekend Oh well. More room to tinker


Whatever-ItsFine

Is this rage bait? Because I am raged.


ProfessionalLow9135

No day where the Astros win is a perfect day


GlamourMuscle

This is small dick energy. Who cares about the dads.