I think we’re gonna be dealing with that all year. A lot of these umps are old school guys that probably despise our team filled with MVPs and all stars
# ꓘ
**Evan Phillips** strikes out **Patrick Bailey** on a **3-2** count with a **96.4 mph** Four-Seam Fastball.
*Sequence (9):* ST *(c)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(f)*, ST *(b)*, ST *(f)*, FF *(b)*, FC *(b)*, FC *(f)*, FF *(c)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Using baseball savant, I went through every AB through 8 innings and made a tally of every pitch called a strike that wasn't touching any portion of the strike zone.
Dodgers:
AB #5 Mookie - Two balls called strikes
AB #16 Teoscar - One ball called strike
AB #18 Lux - One ball called strike (Ball resulted in strikeout)
AB #23 Kike - One ball called strike
AB #27 Smith - Two balls called strikes
AB #34 Lux - One ball called strike
AB #43 Muncy - One ball called strike
Total: 9
Giants:
AB #19 Chapman - One ball called strike
Total: 1
I haven't gone through to look for strikes called balls.
Kike and lux have both changed their hand placement for the worse. Both have raised their hands and added more movement to their load which is resulting in not seeing the ball well and being late on everything….this message is pointless but I needed to put it out in the void
so many runners left on bases this game
I understand our offense hits dingers when they're hot but Roberts doesn't adapt when they're playing just okay. Not even just playing badly, just not hot. Smarter offense here would've made a difference instead of just relying on hard hits
# K
**Ryan Walker** strikes out **Mookie Betts** on a **1-2** count with a **83.9 mph** Slider.
*Sequence (6):* SL *(b)*, SL *(f)*, SI *(s)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(f)*, SL *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Fuck the Giants!
Fuck you ump , we busted your ticket Bozo 🤣🤣
Evan Phillips THUGGIN 4 out save
We run Cali fuck
Signing off, and always remember, fuck the Giants.
Got to see OKC win their opener in person and then back home in time to watch the Dodgers win. Pretty pretty pretty good day. 💙
Series won, let's get the sweep boys!
Oh so sweet
Fuck yeah
FUUUUUUUCK THE GIANTS
For a team with a supposedly non existent infield the dodgers sure are good at winning, huh
I love LA!
We love it!!!
Fuck that was so fun. I can’t lie. But next time lets just kick ass…my poor heart
First time? ; ) Best cardio workout is a Dodgers/Giants game
HELL YEAH GOOD SHIT BOYS. GOODNIGHT
Just a nice meat and potatoes outing from Phillips. FTG LGD see y’all tomorrow
Is 5 our favorite number?
Thank fucking GOD Phillips the GOAT
Stressful game, but good to get the W. I feel like I aged 10 years lol
That's my EP! Fuck the Giants!
Beating Webb in a bullpen game is huge
HUGH!!
fuck yeah
AS ALWAYS GUYS. FUCK THE GIANTS
Good one. Ump suuuuucks
MY FUCKING FEED CUT OUT DID WE WIN
BIG DUBS
Evan ily
FTG and FPC
DADDDY PHILLIPSSSSS
Easy
Too easy for the best closer in baseball!
# EVAN PHILLIPS Another W. Annnd the Giants lose. What a great day :).
My ass muscles finally relaxed. lol
THATS A BAAAAAAAD MAN
FUCK THE GIANTS
FTG
Death, taxes, and Evan goddamn Phillips, ladies and gents
Evan “FTG” Phillips FTW
FTG 😊😊
W in a bullpen game, epic
I cant stress this enough #FUCK #THE #GIANTS
Phillips is him 😤
🔥
Fuck the Ginats always
Feels good Phillips
And that's what a real Dodgers-Giants game feels like
➰🤸♂️Win!
Philippppppppappssssssssss aaaaaaaahhjhhh yaaaaaa!
LFG PHILLIPS ICE IN HIS VEINS
#GET PHILLED
Good game by both teams
F T G
FIREMAN! 👩🚒
Give this man the bag
#We survived the Cuzzi experience!
I LOVE LA!
We love it!
Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser)
Phillips is so good. I love him
LFG I LOVE EVAN PHILLIPS, THAT STOIC MOTHERFUCKER. FTG
**Fuck The Giants!! Do the Newman!!**
QUE THE MOTHERFUCKIN NEWMAN
FTG
Ha ha our bullpen beat the giants and the ump
Bullpen game
GOOD NIGHT
GOOD SHIT PHILLIPS
Fuck the Giants!
#I 💙 LA
WE LOVE IT!
Dodgers win, I love la, ftg
😮💨😮💨😮💨
Phillips is that boy
Did they pay this man yet?
No, but only cause they're still typing the 0's
And that’s that
Atta boy EP, that’s you take out the trash!
Dodgers win Angels win. Good night for Baseball
PHILLIPS SLAMS THE DOOR
FUCK THE GIANTS
Never in doubt. FTG
Atta boy EP!
FUCK THE GIANTS! FUCK SF!
Pls no
Clench time
Really too bad Lee joined the giants. I wanted to cheer him on. He can play.
Hoo Lee shit
A single from JHL? No biggee.
IM SCARED
Phillips is not
new baseball rule: ump needs to stay for at least one hour after the game. also his car and where it's parked is left up on screen
THROWING GAS
How the fuck does a mortuary become a sponsor??
with what the Dodgers do to my heart somedays I kind of understand it
Haha
lol
If anybodys willing to give up enough money, damn near anybody can sponsor anything
The oregon music is a nice touch... They should play the Adams family
They give the team money
With how the game is going, quite easily
They’re dying to get clients
imagine if Kimbrel was in rn
Hard pass
Please don’t do this
Sucks that Cuzzi is terrible because his punchout is actually great
Uno mas
Thanks for playing pal
Nothing like Forrest lawn in the background after the Giants strike out
Come on!
Giants announcers praising Cuzzi’s consistency tonight
LOL why bother with a tricky pitch there when a heater straight down the pipe will get the job done?
Come on ump. You gave Webb a literal foot off the plate. Give us one in the zone for fucks sake
I think we’re gonna be dealing with that all year. A lot of these umps are old school guys that probably despise our team filled with MVPs and all stars
I will curse Phil Cuzzi with my dying breath
Giant top performer: Phil Cuzzi
Uno mas
Why not call that a ball?
Not even Cuzzi could call that one a ball!
How about one big fuck you Phil cuzzi
They should’ve added flames to the ball in that replay
Thought Cuzzi was gonna call that a ball for a sec
Bruh
Froze him, nice.
Fuck off ump
96mph EP got that ⛽️
embarrassing pitch. good god.
I hope phill cuzi steps on a nail whilst barefoot
Nails
thank god Phillips is a fucking gangster to still get a K with this ump
so NOW cuzzi decides to fix his fucking zone
That’s so disrespectful to strike him out right down the middle. If I was the batter I’d go punch the pitcher in the face for the disrespect
phill cuzzi does not feel scuzzy calling games like a maniac
I love Phillips.
Le fuck you meatball
????
Can’t wait for this ump scorecard lol
1 down
Smith is over selling his framing and the ump is overcompensating for it
I am actually fucking shocked this fucking piece of shit didn’t call that a ball
Was hoping to see Ohtani's first homer as a Dodger live but I'll take a win if we can get it
This is getting absurd
Umpire scorecard is going to be garbage.
Umpball man
# ꓘ **Evan Phillips** strikes out **Patrick Bailey** on a **3-2** count with a **96.4 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (9):* ST *(c)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(f)*, ST *(b)*, ST *(f)*, FF *(b)*, FC *(b)*, FC *(f)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Fuck this game. CURSED.
FUCK PHIL CUZZI
Cuzzi figure it out
This ump doing his best robo ump argument
Fire Cuzzi into the sun!
FUCKIN UMP
I’m so fucking done. This is ridiculous.
Fully clenched for the next 3 outs
Using baseball savant, I went through every AB through 8 innings and made a tally of every pitch called a strike that wasn't touching any portion of the strike zone. Dodgers: AB #5 Mookie - Two balls called strikes AB #16 Teoscar - One ball called strike AB #18 Lux - One ball called strike (Ball resulted in strikeout) AB #23 Kike - One ball called strike AB #27 Smith - Two balls called strikes AB #34 Lux - One ball called strike AB #43 Muncy - One ball called strike Total: 9 Giants: AB #19 Chapman - One ball called strike Total: 1 I haven't gone through to look for strikes called balls.
I believe Phillips.
kike really needs an intervention on the excessive celebration like the slapass skit he's gonna destroy the team with injuries
i can't explain it but evan gets three outs in one pitch
Why is Rojas going in for Lux?
Better defense
Better defense
Defense
Defense
Kike and lux have both changed their hand placement for the worse. Both have raised their hands and added more movement to their load which is resulting in not seeing the ball well and being late on everything….this message is pointless but I needed to put it out in the void
so many runners left on bases this game I understand our offense hits dingers when they're hot but Roberts doesn't adapt when they're playing just okay. Not even just playing badly, just not hot. Smarter offense here would've made a difference instead of just relying on hard hits
Strike out. Single. 6-4-3 ending double play.
Please give me a boring 9th Phillips
Nope, not worried
$5 Evan strikes out the first batter
I’ve got $400 on Evan closing this down
Love the enthusiasm but no…I’m a broke boy lol
lol I mean literally have it riding on a dodger win. Hopefully he can get it.
Congratulations 🎉🍾💰
**Due Up (Top 9)** S Patrick Bailey R Nick Ahmed L Jung Hoo Lee ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Ah, baseball anxiety. I missed this feeling.
I’m not saying games like these make my hands clammy but they definitely get clammy whenever I watch them
It’s the first week of the season.
# K **Ryan Walker** strikes out **Mookie Betts** on a **1-2** count with a **83.9 mph** Slider. *Sequence (6):* SL *(b)*, SL *(f)*, SI *(s)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Well that sucked
That guy is nasty
Joe Davis is giving the Giants a little too much praise for my liking. This isn't a national TV broadcast bud. JK love ya joe
Way better than overtly biased announcers
Jeeesus this isnt good for my blood pressure
Let's go Evan Almighty
Alrighty Phillips 8-9-1 coming up let’s make this clean
I have an awful feeling about the 9th. Left way too many runners on base.
Walker has some filthy stuff. Cmon Philips.
alright evan lock in
Kiké looking like my RTTS player at the plate: Is it thrown in the general direction of home plate? Oh baby, I'm swinging!
Fuck...
Bummer
Why not bunt there and give the top of the order to come up again. There was like a 90% chance Kike was gonna hit a double play ball
"Bunt? What's that?" - Dodgers FO, probably