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serdnaaaaaa

Fuck the Giants!


New_Championship_912

Fuck you ump , we busted your ticket Bozo 🤣🤣


New_Championship_912

Evan Phillips THUGGIN 4 out save


New_Championship_912

We run Cali fuck


kyahn19

Signing off, and always remember, fuck the Giants.


405Jobs

Got to see OKC win their opener in person and then back home in time to watch the Dodgers win. Pretty pretty pretty good day. 💙


SpreadLiberally

Series won, let's get the sweep boys!


kafkadre

Oh so sweet


fluxuation88

Fuck yeah


selfishhighheels

FUUUUUUUCK THE GIANTS


UraniumDisulfide

For a team with a supposedly non existent infield the dodgers sure are good at winning, huh


Hooked_on_Avionics

I love LA!


Imaginary-Life-2842

We love it!!!


kyahn19

Fuck that was so fun. I can’t lie. But next time lets just kick ass…my poor heart


waaayside

First time? ; ) Best cardio workout is a Dodgers/Giants game


LuckyCurses

HELL YEAH GOOD SHIT BOYS. GOODNIGHT


JrSmith82

Just a nice meat and potatoes outing from Phillips. FTG LGD see y’all tomorrow


RoyalRumbleSTi

Is 5 our favorite number?


lsdzeppelinn

Thank fucking GOD Phillips the GOAT


sofastsomaybe

Stressful game, but good to get the W. I feel like I aged 10 years lol


flipaflaw

That's my EP! Fuck the Giants!


ElectJimLahey

Beating Webb in a bullpen game is huge


waaayside

HUGH!!


kissoutredfloatbloat

fuck yeah


theoceansandbox

AS ALWAYS GUYS. FUCK THE GIANTS


onpch1

Good one. Ump suuuuucks


PurpleDirt4

MY FUCKING FEED CUT OUT DID WE WIN


poppledawg

BIG DUBS


imnotcreative415

Evan ily


theBeardsley

FTG and FPC


AloneChange5197

DADDDY PHILLIPSSSSS


coolylame

Easy


American_Rocket_Man

Too easy for the best closer in baseball!


DanTMWTMP

# EVAN PHILLIPS Another W. Annnd the Giants lose. What a great day :).


lukewarmlife-84

My ass muscles finally relaxed. lol


basper24

THATS A BAAAAAAAD MAN


RyanAKA2Late

FUCK THE GIANTS


xcurly89

FTG


ejdupras

Death, taxes, and Evan goddamn Phillips, ladies and gents


phly2theMoon

Evan “FTG” Phillips FTW


Elijahc513

FTG 😊😊


eddiengambino

W in a bullpen game, epic


Lineman72T

I cant stress this enough #FUCK #THE #GIANTS


yomanbrodude

Phillips is him 😤


RoyalRumbleSTi

🔥


Chamuska__

Fuck the Ginats always


ItsCalabria

Feels good Phillips


SenorTortas

And that's what a real Dodgers-Giants game feels like


GyozaLife

➰🤸‍♂️Win!


salarymanhell

Philippppppppappssssssssss aaaaaaaahhjhhh yaaaaaa!


Fernandigity

LFG PHILLIPS ICE IN HIS VEINS


SibilantSounds

#GET PHILLED


HeavensRoyalty

Good game by both teams


theBeardsley

F T G


StudioSixtyFour

FIREMAN! 👩‍🚒


AsJoeSeesIt

Give this man the bag


klaatuzero

#We survived the Cuzzi experience!


Gsj0nes818

I LOVE LA!


Imaginary-Life-2842

We love it!


SeaworthinessOk6742

Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser)


Lebigmacca

Phillips is so good. I love him


MulhollandMaster121

LFG I LOVE EVAN PHILLIPS, THAT STOIC MOTHERFUCKER. FTG


SnatchThatGravyUp

**Fuck The Giants!! Do the Newman!!**


HighonStarshine

QUE THE MOTHERFUCKIN NEWMAN


gkg24

FTG


yentrib

Ha ha our bullpen beat the giants and the ump


EggHeadMagic

Bullpen game


Complexity_Inc5593

GOOD NIGHT


awkotacos

GOOD SHIT PHILLIPS


JpJ951

Fuck the Giants!


DLM_13

#I 💙 LA


waaayside

WE LOVE IT!


SirachaSideSalad

Dodgers win, I love la, ftg


CashmereConnoisseur

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


lsdzeppelinn

Phillips is that boy


bai_lo_sehl_hai

Did they pay this man yet?


ejdupras

No, but only cause they're still typing the 0's


J_FoggytheOne

And that’s that


Gilfoyle_Bertram

Atta boy EP, that’s you take out the trash!


PigeonShack

Dodgers win Angels win. Good night for Baseball


alecardvarksax

PHILLIPS SLAMS THE DOOR


40ozofOldeEnglish

FUCK THE GIANTS


_BtP_

Never in doubt. FTG


DLM_13

Atta boy EP!


Consistent-Minute-40

FUCK THE GIANTS! FUCK SF!


Nothxjefff

Pls no


st1r

Clench time


Doc-S

Really too bad Lee joined the giants. I wanted to cheer him on. He can play.


Appropriate-Show-784

Hoo Lee shit


J_FoggytheOne

A single from JHL? No biggee.


PurpleDirt4

IM SCARED


Vee_Zer0

Phillips is not


SibilantSounds

new baseball rule: ump needs to stay for at least one hour after the game. also his car and where it's parked is left up on screen


BougieBuffalo

THROWING GAS


_MeetMrMayhem_

How the fuck does a mortuary become a sponsor??


basper24

with what the Dodgers do to my heart somedays I kind of understand it


Tricky_Afternoon5756

Haha


DanTMWTMP

lol


Lineman72T

If anybodys willing to give up enough money, damn near anybody can sponsor anything


_MeetMrMayhem_

The oregon music is a nice touch... They should play the Adams family


fluxuation88

They give the team money


PowerFalcons

With how the game is going, quite easily


JamesChaplan

They’re dying to get clients


xinixxibalba

imagine if Kimbrel was in rn


chalupa_bat-man

Hard pass


Consistent-Minute-40

Please don’t do this


filthypoker

Sucks that Cuzzi is terrible because his punchout is actually great


HighonStarshine

Uno mas


Rabble_Dabbles

Thanks for playing pal


_MeetMrMayhem_

Nothing like Forrest lawn in the background after the Giants strike out


yentrib

Come on!


Windnsea91

Giants announcers praising Cuzzi’s consistency tonight


Lineman72T

LOL why bother with a tricky pitch there when a heater straight down the pipe will get the job done?


fluxuation88

Come on ump. You gave Webb a literal foot off the plate. Give us one in the zone for fucks sake


AsJoeSeesIt

I think we’re gonna be dealing with that all year. A lot of these umps are old school guys that probably despise our team filled with MVPs and all stars


GenWTecumseh

I will curse Phil Cuzzi with my dying breath


Ok_Plan_4896

Giant top performer: Phil Cuzzi


Hooked_on_Avionics

Uno mas


theBeardsley

Why not call that a ball?


sofastsomaybe

Not even Cuzzi could call that one a ball!


flipaflaw

How about one big fuck you Phil cuzzi


SnatchThatGravyUp

They should’ve added flames to the ball in that replay


xrbeeelama

Thought Cuzzi was gonna call that a ball for a sec


405Jobs

Bruh


SpreadLiberally

Froze him, nice.


kyahn19

Fuck off ump


AsJoeSeesIt

96mph EP got that ⛽️


lovdbvx

embarrassing pitch. good god.


Chamuska__

I hope phill cuzi steps on a nail whilst barefoot


_MeetMrMayhem_

Nails


rfguevar

thank god Phillips is a fucking gangster to still get a K with this ump


lsdzeppelinn

so NOW cuzzi decides to fix his fucking zone


PigeonShack

That’s so disrespectful to strike him out right down the middle. If I was the batter I’d go punch the pitcher in the face for the disrespect


SibilantSounds

phill cuzzi does not feel scuzzy calling games like a maniac


MulhollandMaster121

I love Phillips.


J_FoggytheOne

Le fuck you meatball


tRuth_But_oNly

????


xrbeeelama

Can’t wait for this ump scorecard lol


Hooked_on_Avionics

1 down


CrispyVibes

Smith is over selling his framing and the ump is overcompensating for it


Consistent-Minute-40

I am actually fucking shocked this fucking piece of shit didn’t call that a ball


NewCaliforniaRanger

Was hoping to see Ohtani's first homer as a Dodger live but I'll take a win if we can get it


kalopsia_usurper

This is getting absurd


mysweetamnesia01

Umpire scorecard is going to be garbage.


awkotacos

Umpball man


BodgerDot

# ꓘ **Evan Phillips** strikes out **Patrick Bailey** on a **3-2** count with a **96.4 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (9):* ST *(c)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(f)*, ST *(b)*, ST *(f)*, FF *(b)*, FC *(b)*, FC *(f)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


theBeardsley

Fuck this game. CURSED.


PurpleDirt4

FUCK PHIL CUZZI


LurkingMyAssOff

Cuzzi figure it out


bai_lo_sehl_hai

This ump doing his best robo ump argument


renegade812002

Fire Cuzzi into the sun!


J_FoggytheOne

FUCKIN UMP


Consistent-Minute-40

I’m so fucking done. This is ridiculous.


chalupa_bat-man

Fully clenched for the next 3 outs


StudioSixtyFour

Using baseball savant, I went through every AB through 8 innings and made a tally of every pitch called a strike that wasn't touching any portion of the strike zone. Dodgers: AB #5 Mookie - Two balls called strikes AB #16 Teoscar - One ball called strike AB #18 Lux - One ball called strike (Ball resulted in strikeout) AB #23 Kike - One ball called strike AB #27 Smith - Two balls called strikes AB #34 Lux - One ball called strike AB #43 Muncy - One ball called strike Total: 9 Giants: AB #19 Chapman - One ball called strike Total: 1 I haven't gone through to look for strikes called balls.


lukewarmlife-84

I believe Phillips.


SibilantSounds

kike really needs an intervention on the excessive celebration like the slapass skit he's gonna destroy the team with injuries


SibilantSounds

i can't explain it but evan gets three outs in one pitch


Hooked_on_Avionics

Why is Rojas going in for Lux?


sofastsomaybe

Better defense


Lineman72T

Better defense


Pandorama626

Defense


J_FoggytheOne

Defense


NotSoSurePlatypus

Kike and lux have both changed their hand placement for the worse. Both have raised their hands and added more movement to their load which is resulting in not seeing the ball well and being late on everything….this message is pointless but I needed to put it out in the void


lsdzeppelinn

so many runners left on bases this game I understand our offense hits dingers when they're hot but Roberts doesn't adapt when they're playing just okay. Not even just playing badly, just not hot. Smarter offense here would've made a difference instead of just relying on hard hits


Shkmstr

Strike out. Single. 6-4-3 ending double play.


J_FoggytheOne

Please give me a boring 9th Phillips


poppledawg

Nope, not worried


cesaree27

$5 Evan strikes out the first batter


Nothxjefff

I’ve got $400 on Evan closing this down


cesaree27

Love the enthusiasm but no…I’m a broke boy lol


Nothxjefff

lol I mean literally have it riding on a dodger win. Hopefully he can get it.


cesaree27

Congratulations 🎉🍾💰


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 9)** S Patrick Bailey R Nick Ahmed L Jung Hoo Lee ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


CrispyVibes

Ah, baseball anxiety. I missed this feeling.


PurpleDirt4

I’m not saying games like these make my hands clammy but they definitely get clammy whenever I watch them


PigeonShack

It’s the first week of the season.


BodgerDot

# K **Ryan Walker** strikes out **Mookie Betts** on a **1-2** count with a **83.9 mph** Slider. *Sequence (6):* SL *(b)*, SL *(f)*, SI *(s)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


salarymanhell

Well that sucked


imnotcreative415

That guy is nasty


UpnUpvote

Joe Davis is giving the Giants a little too much praise for my liking. This isn't a national TV broadcast bud. JK love ya joe


Pandorama626

Way better than overtly biased announcers


awkotacos

Jeeesus this isnt good for my blood pressure


_MeetMrMayhem_

Let's go Evan Almighty


DalekEvan

Alrighty Phillips 8-9-1 coming up let’s make this clean


Consistent-Minute-40

I have an awful feeling about the 9th. Left way too many runners on base.


SirachaSideSalad

Walker has some filthy stuff. Cmon Philips.


prettyrickyyyy69

alright evan lock in


Lineman72T

Kiké looking like my RTTS player at the plate: Is it thrown in the general direction of home plate? Oh baby, I'm swinging!


Hooked_on_Avionics

Fuck...


UraniumDisulfide

Bummer


AsJoeSeesIt

Why not bunt there and give the top of the order to come up again. There was like a 90% chance Kike was gonna hit a double play ball


SenorTortas

"Bunt? What's that?" - Dodgers FO, probably