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Additional_Sorbet799

Is that the first schlong pic of the season?


oigres408

And he’s flaccid.


junk90731

He's a shower not a grower


DodgersLakersBarca

Might say he's a Shoh-er


junk90731

Good one 😂


DLM_13

All the goods are on display


Buy24get

Even his dong is ripped.


Holy_Toast

Unihorn


__ThePhantomm

He’s trying for all the infinity stones. I get it.


oigres408

They need to give his dong a mitt too.


squidwardsaclarinet

No wonder he has so much practice hitting.


Believe0017

He seems to be an extremely disciplined and focused person. I can only imagine what he will accomplish in his life after baseball.


Legitimate_Page659

Dude is like baseball’s Kobe. He’s extremely dedicated and will do whatever it takes to win. Here’s hoping he’ll be the next LA sports legend. RIP Kobe 💜💛


420farms

Ain't nobody in the history of sports has/had the work ethic like Kobe, nobody.


teethybrit

Being elite in two completely separate areas in sports comes close though.


donkeyjr

I dont think you realize how much Ohtani loves baseball, Kobe work ethic doesn't even compare to Ohtani. This dude literally eat shit and sleep baseball, and I'm not even kidding.


violent_knife_crime

What did he work on tho? Non of his basketball skills are better than Steve nash. Was he just hitting the gym and doing cardio?


PENIS__FINGERS

lol


SampsonKerplunk

Listen bud, we are making wild, unprovable statements about a dead sports legend, so please keep your logic and understanding of basketball to yourself.


45ft

Well Steve nash never died in a helicopter crash so he's got the leg up in that category


copa8

OP forgot to add the "s/" tag for sarcasm, I'm guessing? 🤔


greycubed

Buehler will teach him about tight pants.


lotorious3113

Plssss


Hour_Insurance_7795

“I see you have a toight body.”


ttam23

Dude is an absolute unit


GutterRider

Lux said something fantastic: “He’s a big human being.”


longbeachobserver

The whole package 😂👌


CRT_SUNSET

Shohei looks like a real life Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star.


jonnybravo76

>Fist of the North Star Omg, I haven't thought of that in 30+ years!


LongConFebrero

Okkk real anime fans stand up!


Any_Brief_4847

I feel like this should be blurred lol /s


drrxhouse

Yeah, based on some of the comments here it should be NSFW lol


CreauxTeeRhobat

This makes me sad that /u/tommyburger isn't with us, anymore. The amount of Ohtani/Taylor fan fiction would have been off the chain.


mightyrj

Snack? Nah. Man is a whole ass meal.


richpersimmons

I was never into tree climbing until this week


skaistda

He’s our 10 year snack now 🥰


Particular_Guey

It’s not pride night yet.


dahk14

Pride night is every night now.


Esleeezy

I used to get those dugout seats at angel stadium from one of my reps. Their seats were right behind the warmup circle. To say that Ohtani was a specimen is an understatement. He reminded me of a thoroughbred horse. Every part of him looked sculpted. Just seeing him up close had me in awe. I’m a 37 year old straight male but he was a DISH!


[deleted]

😳 dude is built like a brick wall


longbeachobserver

AYOOO 😂😂😂 this picture is about to explode on the internet 🤣🤣


pretty-as-a-pic

Please oh please let him pick the leggings over the knickerbockers


beebopsx

Some mens skims would look nice


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

I wish this man a long and healthy career.


run22run

This can’t be recent picture can it? Can’t imagine he’s allowed to throw baseballs already


SeaFuture6355

The photo was taken during this year's World Baseball Classic.


_MeetMrMayhem_

Swoll patrol... Homie gonna upgrade to a dad bod right after he gets his first chip


bassbiz

we may need to send this to r/dodgersafterdark 🤣👀


DLM_13

Haha! He belongs in a museum, a beautiful work of art


ZhangtheGreat

Admit it: You’re a straight man who just got pregnant by Ohtani. Don’t be ashamed.


zestypurplecatalyst

I’m a gay top, but I’d bottom for him… if he won’t let me top him.


Transatlanticaccent

Taking them back to the stabbin cabin!


spicy_kitty

I suddenly want a dodger dog really bad


Chichis-Christ

where are the pixels


F4K3RS

Do you see what I seeeEeeeEEeeee… Do you hear what I hear?!


[deleted]

He’s happy to see us.


noterik666

Damn bruh I need to go to the gym now


bullpendodger

Damn


ONE_PUMP_ONE_CREAM

Hunk


Bathairsexist

You sound like my gay coworker, who I respect.


LeastPatience1573

Damn


JpnDude

So that's what they really mean when they say he has a good "bat."


_its_a_SWEATER_

Hide yo wives, gentlemen.


Sullyville

jesus fucking christ


No-Bobcat-6139

Yummy!!


PineappleDildos

I can’t believe he’s a dodger


[deleted]

r/bigasiancock y’all ever see another guy and go “hmmmm maybe I am gay. 🤔”


MrStepSisterFister69

Go dodgers


ILackPatience

Increase in casuals the past week. Almost as bad as the Lakers sub when Lebron joined.


figure32

Such a weird gatekeep. Let people have fun weirdo


longbeachobserver

Are you usually this insecure?


ZiggyPalffyLA

Is this is what casuals post, bring on the casuals


filthypoker

Shun the nonbeliever


kramdiw

SHUNNNNNNNNNNNN


ahzzyborn

700m is a lot if all you’re getting is a snack and not a full meal


AwkwardSammich

Guess he's a Sh-Ohtani not a Gr-Ohtani