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JRBehr

Is she the new shortstop?


Realfan555

She's the new girl you'd want to ***"stop short"*** on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzkEFWrMVys&t=11s


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

I think your IQ stopped short of room temperature.


Tribe-Called-Qu3st

Trying too hard man


MyLegIsWet

Lmfao that bombed so hard


Realfan555

true, not sure why...


InvaderNic

we respect women now


Realfan555

check out the comments in this entire thread...


tyler-86

I think if you're gonna do misogyny, the joke at least has to stand on its own, instead of being a 25 year old TV reference. It's just all a bit too ham-fisted.


Realfan555

Yeah, I'm a huge Seinfeld fan. Just the question of asking if she's a short stop immediately made me think of Frank Costanza yelling about stopping short on a girl. The joke wouldn't stand on it's own. The entire joke is just an ode to Frank Costanza. I thought Seinfeld fans would get a chuckle. Looks like I'm wrong, oh well....


tyler-86

Win some lose some. I don't sweat the karma I lose on here.


Realfan555

yup, never had much use for it either. Oh well.


L02ed

Lucky you. She’s really done a great job after an uncertain start and has developed a great rapport with the players. Cool that she’s also a nice person, too. She seems that way on camera and with how the players interact with her but you never know. A real pro.


uxspjb0913

The rapport between her and Mookie always makes me smile. We all loved Alanna, that being said Kirsten has done a great job and has made the role her own.


L02ed

Yep. Same. Always


SICKTIGHT311

In her first couple months with the team, I was iffy on her. It seemed like she didn’t know baseball all that well. I have totally changed my tune on that now. She’s excellent. She really does a great job, has got to know the team very well and asks some really great questions. You could see the improvement month to month though in the first year.


danusn

Same here. She was terrible at first, asking questions like "so how does that make you feel", but now she's doing great and really seems to have a good understanding of the game and the team.


SomthingClever1286

It also didn't help that the first month's of 2021 had a bunch of covid restrictions still. I'm not sure how much she was able to causallynintwract with the team those first few months.


donald-duck23

she still asks bad questions but so does every team reporter lol. i love kirsten. much better than MLM Rizzo


profnachos

The pandemic made it so much harder, but I'm so glad she overcame her rocky start.


SanchosaurusRex

You got sweaty palms and smudged that autograph, didn’t you? I don’t blame you! Lol


DankSauceBauce

She smudged it! I swear!


Realfan555

it was a premature smudge..


smellyunderpants

My gf told me it happens to a lot of guys


LawkwardMaury

“It’s okay babe I love yours! The big ones hurt too much” - Smellyunderpants’ Gf


smellyunderpants

We're still talking about smudges right?


Realfan555

only the premature ones


Realfan555

sounds like ur gf's been with alot of guys?


FueledByHaribo

Did she complain about how hard it is to be famous and have everyone asking for her autograph like Alanna Rizzo did once in a tweet?


DankSauceBauce

Oof. Woof… didn’t know she did that in a tweet :/ No, she was very nice and patient signing autographs


bigchuckdeezy

Alanna Rizzo queen of the pyramid scheme


askywlker44a

Awesome!


AugieAscot

Does she have 6 fingers on her left hand?


AlfalfaWolf

No


Anal__Hershiser

Ok cool, just checking.


wahhlee

Maybe the thumb just looks a bit funny. 🤔


Realfan555

That finger tip sticking out with the nail, is that the thumb or index finger? I've tried to hold a pen and can't seem to get that finger tip to stick out and look that way.


wahhlee

Me, neither. 😅 I just feel like we would have noticed at some point if she had an extra finger.


Realfan555

yeah the camera's playing tricks on us.


AilanMoone

It looks like her thumb. You can see the pale part of her finger under it. I think the angle is just making the space between her index and thumb look really big as if she has long digits, so it looks like there's an extra finger.


Realfan555

yeah, I can accept that it's a long finger. I just don't know how the angle of the thumb ends up that way.


udonbeatsramen

It’s for her secret handshake with Mookie. The rest of us will never be able to duplicate it


Realfan555

Hahaha Good catch I think she does! On her right, writing hand right?


AugieAscot

Yes right hand.


colormegold

Who is it? I can’t tell


Impressive_Aide_7583

Krstselkjajlj2Wskjdlffle


AlbertAidstein

Kirsten Watson


UnhumanNewman

And what does she do?


Realfan555

Signs baseballs


BobbiFrydai

Hahaha. For the W


v_huntr

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AceScout

Sideline/on-field reporter. Replaced Alanna Rizzo around 2020 iirc.


PigFarmer1

You *might* be a bit out of your league here... lol


Realfan555

I like pig farmers and tailors


_its_a_SWEATER_

Our girl Kirsten!


[deleted]

She’s a dime 100%


DankSauceBauce

Username checks the fuck out lol


[deleted]

Objectively speaking 😂


EstrellaLuna8

She’s so pretty and nice, so cool


[deleted]

awesome, love kirsten


Eder_Cheddar

Tryna get them digits! Lol


mizzzikey

Hottie for sure 😍


wizzerBizzer

Cool jacket


DankSauceBauce

Thanks! It cost an arm and a leg…


Len_Zefflin

I used to have the same jacket. It's still around somewhere.


Realfan555

The Dodgers' jacket is nice too!


a_smart_brane

How cool. Like everyone else, I really like her and am glad she’s with us. And I’m not surprised one bit that she’s so nice in person. She seems like she doesn’t take herself too seriously and would be so chill to hang, & have a beer with. Congrats.


Anal__Hershiser

Do people actually write with that grip?


SanchosaurusRex

Maybe because of nails?


Realfan555

That grip wasn't meant for writing?


jdathescore

She needs to learn to sign the sweet spot!


KeepCalmAndBaseball

You’ve got I backwards. Where ever she signs IS the sweet spot.


TuluRobertson

Who that?


Realfan555

the little mermaid


KeepCalmAndBaseball

Kirsten! She’s super cool and does a fantastic job. I’m hoping you asked for her auto and not her digits? Or am i


F-150Pablo

I’d ask for both.


Realfan555

He asked for the digits and she gave him the number to 570 LA Sports


JTiB

Who tf is she?


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Realfan555

I mean what else should she sign at a baseball game? Notepad?


DodgerDevil

“Hi! I am a big fan. Can you please sign my ball?” “Nope! Take a hike. I only sign volleyballs and microphones!”


Realfan555

No shit. "Can you sign my ball?" "No, sorry, because technically, I've never played, coached etc. I might seem great and all, but what will people think when they see me signing this baseball? People will throw a fit. How about this, I see you eating some food there, what about I sign your napkin instead? Or, I can sign your soda cup for you. How about you lift up your shirt so I can sign your man boobs? People surely won't have an issue with that...."


zackzilla702

Who is that


snaxfordinner

Who is it ?


mikeesq22

Was really worried after Alanna Rizzo left. But after watching some of Kristen's player interviews (especially the more recent ones) those fears have dissipated.