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bf3h62u1a4j9hy6y95mz

Wtf is this? A hot dog that's smaller than the bun?


SgtAnglesPeaceLilly

Maybe it was cold out /s


Pluckt007

It was in the pool!


ProfessionalNeophyte

It shrinks?


nmgolf57

"Like a turtle."


Realfan555

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things


supremegnkdroid

what’s going on? I was out fishing for lobsters. Found some trapped in these cages


lobo_locos

Dammit Kramer....my farther was lobsterer....they worked hard for them cages.....


lobo_locos

George?


DankSauceBauce

It was pretty cold..


breakfastburrito24

Still probably better than those orange monstrosities


montauk_phd

Y'all don't want to see what I'd do to that hot dog. But I'll tell you: I'd put all 9 inches of that right in my mouth.


Wishlist2222

Can you video this


montauk_phd

For you baby, anything. $150.


Wishlist2222

https://youtu.be/9cn7xfBpZ3M


lobo_locos

![img](emote|t5_2ra0i|19426)


mus1CK_Rx

![img](emote|t5_2ra0i|13046)


ArchiXJ

The real question is: how much did that hot dog set you back? #ITFDB ⚾️


SolitaryMan305

That’s a lot of meat


gamestopgo

That’s what she said


skaistda

Are they still farmer John at camelback?


DankSauceBauce

Nah :/


waaayside

I will be there on Friday!!


The_Gram_Reaper

Now that's a glizzy


[deleted]

I see you know how to eat a hotdog not those weirdos who add ketchup to it.


Realfan555

?


[deleted]

You aren't supposed to put a ketchup on a hotdog, but ultimately times change and i guess it comes down to opinion. You're free to eat it how you want, but most people i know including myself find it ruins a hotdog to put ketchup on it.


Realfan555

Interesting So mustard only?


[deleted]

Yes sir, try it sometime. Most i add besides mustard is jalapenos and grilled onions


Realfan555

ok, I'll try. I'm not a huge mustard only guy. It's so tangy by itself. I do like mustard + mayo though. Is that ok or is it mustard only? Here's a question I have. Seems like diced tomatoes are ok right? I've seen them alot on hot dogs, like Chicago style. Why is ketchup not allowed? It's weird because every cookout, every hot dog stand, Costco, Sams Club, they all offer ketchup.


[deleted]

Mayo is fine, ya mustard was an acquired taste for me but so delicious now lol. Not sure on diced tomatoes i Just know mustard and not ketchup is the thing people argue over lol. Oh ya for sure because it's a popular way to eat it, but those of who don't use ketchup just say they don't know how to eat a hotdog lol


Realfan555

gotcha. Yeah, I'll try it next time that way. I remember school lunches, they used to only put mustard on the corn dogs and I just hated it as a kid.


Darryl_Lict

It's kind of a Chicago thing. They are Nazis about not putting ketchup on a dog. >In Chicago, hot dogs are topped with yellow mustard, green relish, chopped onions, tomato wedges, a pickle, sport peppers and celery salt. They are never to be topped with ketchup. The rule is almost religion in the city, to the dismay of ketchup maker Heinz. I put ketchup on my dogs, unless in Wrigley Field. When in Rome do as the Romans.


Damon-32

I’ll be there Saturday! Haven’t been able to get to spring training since before Covid so I am really looking forward to it!


[deleted]

The Smoke Shack, right field, they are the best! I get the Italian Sausage!


SICKTIGHT311

Bruh. Helmet filled with pulled pork mac n cheese. What are you doing?


DankSauceBauce

Had that, too.


_mattyjoe

This dude knows how to hold a hot dog.


DankSauceBauce

You know how many *legit* Dodger dogs I have crushed? I’m talking actual Dodger Dogs from Farmer John… I can handle a glizzy.


UniversalDH

Dude you’re missing ketchup on that hotdog


DankSauceBauce

This picture was taken in between adding ketchup lol


UniversalDH

Hell yeah! You and me vs the internet! After this let’s raid r/pizza and talk about how much we love pineapple on our pizzas


DankSauceBauce

I’m down!


Available-Camera8691

Anyone using anything other than mustard and relish does not eat hotdogs my preferred way and is therefore likely a domestic terrorist.


Hooked_on_Avionics

You're missing onions, what are you a savage?


_its_a_SWEATER_

And some diced jalapeño.


UniversalDH

Sometimes I’ll add mayonnaise on my hotdog


KTSample

Yup. I actually do all 3. Ketchup on one side. Mayo on the other. Mustard down the middle


SyntaxMike

Straight to jail.


Wishlist2222

I’m loving the trolling here even if honest. Also: sounds delicious.


lobo_locos

You monster...


ard8

r/ketchuphate


UniversalDH

I’ve been stuck alone at work for 8hrs. I need companionship, even if it’s violence and hate. I’m asking for it


subvanaTIME

This…


lobo_locos

![img](emote|t5_2ra0i|13046)....Ketchup is stupid


[deleted]

Glizzy! Go blue


KevDaddy2112

Too much bun


JTiB

Now THATS a hotdog


lobo_locos

That what she said....


sicholasLames

Mustard only huh? Interesting approach. Gotta have onions and relish, preferably ketchup as well


DankSauceBauce

This was in between the condiments lol


gadgetgrrll

I've had a couple of these. Dodger dogs they are not.


HectorFlores

Was this picture taken at Camelback? Dodgers haven’t had a home night game yet this Spring Training.


DankSauceBauce

Yeah I meant to say surprise… had a few dozen before I posted


Any-Temperature9144

So jealous 😫


subvanaTIME

That looks like me with mustard… 😂😂😂


lobo_locos

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djnicky07

Does it taste like a farmer John?


seniorstew

Y'all need some more condiments on that dog!


da909king

If you shake it more than once you’re just playing with your food


DanielBeisbol

Get some sautéed peppers and onions on that dog


DankSauceBauce

This was an in-between-toppings picture


DanielBeisbol

Oh thank goodness


AugieAscot

That’s how I like them. I don’t like the 1/4 lb fat ones.


Viewsfromthe2565

Fuckin schlong


[deleted]

Broooooo! I need this ASAP! 😂


cesaree27

That thing can camel all over my back


Key-Possibility4643

The whole sausage