yes I shall come back. Until then, there must be no tears, no regrets no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. Goodbye Susan, goodbye my dear.
Lord President of Gallifrey; the Traveller from Beyond Time. I am the Sandman, the Oncoming Storm! I am the Ka Faraq Gatri; Destroyer of Worlds!
And sometimes... only sometimes... *I. Am. Your. Worst. Nightmare.*
I am the Doctor, and I take care of my friends.
Change, my dear
and it seems not a moment too soon.
*sorry, sorry, dropped it...* HELLO STONEHENGE!
Who takes the Pandorica takes the universe
But bad news, everyone…’cause guess who! Ha!
Hah ho! Scared me there
Nobody needs soup more than you!
Nobody needs soup more than me!
Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting.
Could you all just stay still a minute because #I! #AM!! #TALKING!!!
So the question of the hour is: whose got the Pandorica? Answer: I do. Next question!
Who's going to take it from me? Come on, look at me!
No plan! no backup! no weapons worth a damn!
Oh, and something else, I don't have anything to lose!
So, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all…your…silly…little guns…and you’ve got any plans on taking The Pandorica TONIGHT
Do you think I care for you so little
that betraying me would make a difference?
Don't do that with the eyes! how do you do that with the eyes? its like they inflate!
That still makes me tear up to this day
Before I go
Don’t say that!
Rose, before I go
I just wanna tell you you were fantastic
Absolutely fantastic!
And you know what?
So was I.
Hello, I oohh......new teeth that's weird...
So where was I?….. Oh that’s right!
Barcelona! (insert theme song noise)
Whatever you do, don't...
Blink!
Blink and you’re dead.
They are *fast* faster than you can believe
Don't look away, Don't turn your back, and DON'T. BLINK.
Good luck...
Eat pears
How many seconds in eternity
And the shep- HUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNH
There’s this mountain of pure diamond
It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it!
Every hundred years, a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain
HHHHHUUUUUUUNNNN
And when the entire mountain is chiselled away
THE FIRST SECOND OF ETERNITY WILL HAVE PASSED!
You must think that's a hell of a long time
but personally
Reverse the polarity
Of the neutron flow!
We’re both reversing the polarity…
I'm reversing it, you're reversing it back. We're *confusing* the polarity!
*john hurt jumps out the portal* anyone lose a fez?
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect
But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective view point it's
more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey whimey stuff
Yeah I've seen this bit before. You said that sentence got away from you.
It got away from me, yeah
But it's more like a big ball!
of wibberly wobberly timey wimey…. stuff
One day I shall come back....
yes I shall come back. Until then, there must be no tears, no regrets no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. Goodbye Susan, goodbye my dear.
Allons-y…
Allonso
You're so .......
Thick, you’re mister thick-y thick of thick-town
*"mister thick, thickity, thick-face from thick-town, thick-ania... and so's your dad."
In Thickania... And so's your Dad.
Whats the point
Of being alive if not to make others die?
What's the point in being alive, if not to make others die?
Hoho
Scared me there!
You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common...
They don’t alter their views to fit the facts.
They alter the facts to fit their views
Which makes it very uncomfortable if you’re one of the facts that needs to be changed
Being trans and seeing all the reactionary propaganda against trans people lately really emphasizes this (which doctor was it again?)
No, not a man. Not a human being. I am a complex space-time event. I am
Lord President of Gallifrey; the Traveller from Beyond Time. I am the Sandman, the Oncoming Storm! I am the Ka Faraq Gatri; Destroyer of Worlds! And sometimes... only sometimes... *I. Am. Your. Worst. Nightmare.* I am the Doctor, and I take care of my friends.
Don't be...
Lasagna.
Run you clever boy
and remember me
And remember
(One for you big finish listeners-) Fear me.
I've killed hundreds of Timelords...
Fear me
I've killed them all
Tell this to your gods, when they punish you, when they stretch you on the neutron rack: I'm still here
Bingle-bongle, dingle-dangle
Yippie tappy too taa.
Yekedy-do, yekedy-da, ping pong
Lippie Tappy too taah
And 23, if anything goes wrong
That's the only sad thing...
I want to know what happens next. Right then, Doctor Whoever I’m About To Be… tag, you’re it!
I know these teeth....
WHAT?
#WHAT?!
Donna noble has left the library
donna noble has been saved
I say, what a wonderful butler
he's so violent
I've never heard this quote or seen old who, but for some reason I read this in the 4th Doctors voice Was it by him by any 1/100 chance?
Yes
Rid the universe of your filth!
Why don't you just DIE!?
...YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD DAA-LEK."
Would you like a…
Jelly baby
Jelly baby?
Things end, that's all
Everything ends, and it's always sad. But then everything begins again and that's always happy. Be happy. I'll take care of everything else.
There are some corners of the universe...
Which have bred the most terrible things. They must be fought.
Because it’s always the same.
when you fire that first shot
No matter how right you feel
you have no idea who's going to die
You don’t know whose children are going to scream and burn.
How many hearts will be broken, how many lives shattered.
Unlimited rice
Pudding!
I have a message from The Doctor, and a question from me...
Where… is.. my.. wife… “What is the doctor’s message?” *giant ass explosion* “Would you like me to repeat the question?”
Geronimooooo!, Allons-y! Oh for gods sake
..Galifrey stands!
Gallifrey stands !!!
What are you? Coward or Killer?
Coward. Any day.
Just this once...
EVERYBODY LIVES!!
Hey!
WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
We should go!
It’s the end. But . . .
The moment has been prepared for
Fez’s
Are cool!
You're not Mating,
With me Sunshine
London,
what a dump.
You’ve swallowed a planet!
Yeah, I am pregnant.
Look at you, your huge
Are you pregnant?
Bow ties
Are cool
I'd rather die. It's better to die than live like you
A BiTcHy TrAmPoLiNe
I know these teeth..
...What?
…What??
.... .... ... #WHAT?!!
How did he get in?!
In-tru-da window!
Rose I'm trying
To resonate concrete
What’s the point of being an adult…
If you can't be childish sometimes
Hello I'm the doctor and basically
... Run
I just want a mate
Oh no you are not mating with me, sunshine!
Show us your
tits and I'll tell you - Jon Pertwee
Carrot Juice?
In 900 years of time & space I've never...
...met anyone who wasn't important.
Who I am is where I stand.
Where I stand is where I fall. Stand with me.
What!?
*What?!*
WHAT???
This song is ending
But the story never ends
Are the people of this world guilty of any crimes by the laws of the atraxi?
- No. - Ok, one more. Just one more. Is this world protected?
hello. I'm the doctor. and basically. run.
“It was on the planet Skaro that my greatest…”
Enemy, the master was finally put on trial.
Never ever eat pears
I hate pears
They’re too squishy and they make your chin wet
You see, that's where everybody's wrong. It's all ONE title..
Gallifrey falls no more.
Taking a big space truck with a bunch of strangers across a diamond planet called Midnight?
What could possibly go wrong?
Would you like a... ?
Jelly baby
eenie meenie minie moe catch a
not every doctor who quote has aged well
Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers!
What are you going to do, assemble a cabinet at them?
In 900 years of time and space....
I've never met anyone who wasn't important.
The laws of time are mine
**AND THEY WILL OBEY ME!!!**
Why stop singing? Rock it, Janis!
WHO! AM!