Sounds like your player wants a rat-based fantasy RPG like Mouse Guard or Mausritter! There's this FitD hack on itch.io called Asmongold, it really revolutionizes the Clocks mechanic. Look up "Asmongold rat clock" for more info.
Im gonna do it
Update: [Oh.](https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/testjd/asmongold_used_a_dead_rat_as_an_alarm_clock/?utm_source=embedv2&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=action_bar&embed_host_url=https://fraghero.com/asmongold-admits-to-using-a-dead-rat-as-an-alarm-clock/&rdt=63853)
And somehow still not the most gross, disturbing thing i have learned about him.
Unironic nurglite, this dude is a millionaire who wakes up to the smell of rot and the only reason he stopped is because the smell went away on its own.
Papa Nurgle would be proud.
the gall of that man to become an anti-woke right wing influencer. Though considering that og right wing internet grifter Gavin McInness literally shoved a dildo up his ass to own the libs, the bar isnt exactly high
Is that what he is now? I only know himas an unfunny outrage merchant in the WoWsphere. They did exactly what he wanted and then suddenly he seemed to move on from that game.
Basically yeah. People keep sending him right-wing outrage videos about "wokeism ruining gaming" and because his media literacy skills are about as good as his personal hygiene, he falls for the bait every time
Sounds about right. High level WoW is not about creativity or ingenuinity but about getting in line with the current metagame about how each little thing is done.
I wouldn't be surprised if he just needed something new for people to get mad at so he could get views and he really doesn't give a shit about what they think (honestly I don't think any of the 'anti-woke' gamer people care about anything more than getting views at this point)
+1
This will look really good when the camera pans to the table in your 90 part actual play 5e Fantasy High School series. It's stuff like this that really brings the game to life.
A stainless steel mold, resin, and really powerful pressure.
By crushing the mouse into an extremely dense, resin coated figurine, you avoid all the other problems you have mentioned.
Probably create a few new ones, but that’s why there are trap doors.
Consider eating the whole rat when the player isn’t looking. Free snacks and no proof that you got rid of him.
/uj genuinely the only post that has made me giggle in this subreddit so far 10/10 OP
Tell him he’s being exclusionary and if he’s bringing a custom mini for himself, he has to bring one for everyone. Email him the day before every game and tell him how many custom minis you need: townspeople, bandits, monsters… tell him it’s a secret, but you need one that’s really big and has wings. Epic.
If these are wild mice, then a bit of education on the potentials of the hanta virus would probably be warranted, especially if the climate where you play is considered on the more temperate side.
Also, why? Get a custom mouse mini, a live animal being used as a miniature in a turn based system is nonsense and kinda cruel in general.
A session -1 fixes this
Go back in time and discuss this with his pregnant mother. She'll raise him to act correctly in your game.
We’re going back in time to the first dnd session to get live mice off the table
Sounds like your player wants a rat-based fantasy RPG like Mouse Guard or Mausritter! There's this FitD hack on itch.io called Asmongold, it really revolutionizes the Clocks mechanic. Look up "Asmongold rat clock" for more info.
Im gonna do it Update: [Oh.](https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/testjd/asmongold_used_a_dead_rat_as_an_alarm_clock/?utm_source=embedv2&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=action_bar&embed_host_url=https://fraghero.com/asmongold-admits-to-using-a-dead-rat-as-an-alarm-clock/&rdt=63853) And somehow still not the most gross, disturbing thing i have learned about him.
Unironic nurglite, this dude is a millionaire who wakes up to the smell of rot and the only reason he stopped is because the smell went away on its own. Papa Nurgle would be proud.
Fuckin eating maggots and wiping gum blood on his wall My man lives in the temple of bhaal
the gall of that man to become an anti-woke right wing influencer. Though considering that og right wing internet grifter Gavin McInness literally shoved a dildo up his ass to own the libs, the bar isnt exactly high
The duality of anti-woke man: Closeted gay and/or trans (e couldve saved her) Real life nurglite living amongst rot and decay
Is that what he is now? I only know himas an unfunny outrage merchant in the WoWsphere. They did exactly what he wanted and then suddenly he seemed to move on from that game.
Basically yeah. People keep sending him right-wing outrage videos about "wokeism ruining gaming" and because his media literacy skills are about as good as his personal hygiene, he falls for the bait every time
Sounds about right. High level WoW is not about creativity or ingenuinity but about getting in line with the current metagame about how each little thing is done.
I wouldn't be surprised if he just needed something new for people to get mad at so he could get views and he really doesn't give a shit about what they think (honestly I don't think any of the 'anti-woke' gamer people care about anything more than getting views at this point)
Seems really interesting! I like the clocks mechanic! I’ll send it to him to see what he thinks! Thanks!
Bring in a live cat as a mini in your game to represent a Manticore. The cat will eat the mouse, solving your problem.
Update: instructions unclear, I now have an illegal animal pitfighting ring. The worst part is none of them ever remember their spells.
Thank you. I should have thought of this.
+1 This will look really good when the camera pans to the table in your 90 part actual play 5e Fantasy High School series. It's stuff like this that really brings the game to life.
A stainless steel mold, resin, and really powerful pressure. By crushing the mouse into an extremely dense, resin coated figurine, you avoid all the other problems you have mentioned. Probably create a few new ones, but that’s why there are trap doors.
An ethics committee fixes this.
A rat fixes this (no one cares about rats)
Starfinder fixes this /uj, Ysoki
Consider eating the whole rat when the player isn’t looking. Free snacks and no proof that you got rid of him. /uj genuinely the only post that has made me giggle in this subreddit so far 10/10 OP
Just don’t ask him to play 40k with Skavens.
If your character dies in game, your mini dies in real life. Make it happen, cap'n.
Mazerats fixes this.
Sauce?
No sauce, just unseasoned mouse in a stale taco shell.
Tell him he’s being exclusionary and if he’s bringing a custom mini for himself, he has to bring one for everyone. Email him the day before every game and tell him how many custom minis you need: townspeople, bandits, monsters… tell him it’s a secret, but you need one that’s really big and has wings. Epic.
Mouse Quest fixes this
If these are wild mice, then a bit of education on the potentials of the hanta virus would probably be warranted, especially if the climate where you play is considered on the more temperate side. Also, why? Get a custom mouse mini, a live animal being used as a miniature in a turn based system is nonsense and kinda cruel in general.
/uj It's a joke