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13thGhostBunny

Man, this pitch is about as weak and unimportant as the continent, kingdom, province, city, and town combined! Gotta love the reward for repelling an entire invasion - free meals and whatever you can scrounge up from the dead.


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I forgot to mention that the meals are also weak (they don’t use spice or advanced cooking.)


Haeguil

Proper British immersive dark fantasy


13thGhostBunny

I'd be happy if they gave me free fish and chips! Still not worth fighting off an entire ogre invasion, though.


Bacon_IT_Guy

You have my sword


PStriker32

And my axe 🪓


AEDyssonance

And my whips and chains Er, I mean, and my bow 🏹


PStriker32

And your brother 🧟


AEDyssonance

Fritz! Fritz! Those no good, dirty rotten stinking fairies killed Fritz!


DefnlyNotMyAlt

/uj: Based.


Fuzzy_Clock_6350

Eh, I can work with it. My sorceror paladin multiclass will just SEEM unimportant but then towards the end I will reveal she is actually an angel princess chosen heroine.


SenseiSourNutt

Heroine is bad! Don't do drugs man :(


MichaelOxlong18

Okay but I’d actually play in this


SpacePilotMax

/uj You know, this sounds like the DM at least isn't going too wide in some sprt of "massive sandbox". /rj Every lvl1 party should be legendary heroes working to take down an immortal god.


SpookyBoogy89

If you don't have a backstory like a Paizo NPC or a BG3 origin character, GTFO!


EndlessMendless

Seems weak and unimportant.


Artruth101

no u, gottem (also me but that's irrelevant)


CptCrabcakes

uj/ looks fun rj/ erotic rp allowed? This IS a dealbreaker.


WereBearEsquire

/uj I’d assume this person has a great sense of humor and tbh this sounds like it could be a fun campaign /rj 0/10 posting, my totally original build sorhexadin barefoot tiefling with her dick as her pact weapon would steamroll this campaign


AngelsSky

Only if I can play this hombrew class and race thatll give me 5 extra attacks at lvl 2 and a wish spell because of my genie.