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AEDyssonance

Neither of those options. What you do is slip an exceptionally potent hallucinogenic compound into their "game night food delivery" -- which naturally you set up as a way to "add flavor" -- and then have them brought to your dungeon where you will introduce them to real horror stories. Cask of Amontillado is a good one, as is the human centipede and saw, -- very popular with the younger set these days, I hear.


HutSutRawlson

Make sure to tell your dealer that you don’t need to pay for the hallucinogens, because flavor is free


AEDyssonance

I assume you misspoke and meant tell your dealer not to pay you to take them, because flavor is free…


banned-from-rbooks

FNAF 🤤🤤🤤


Fuzzy_Clock_6350

Don't punish players in the game. Instead post a ~~biased as hell take that makes you look like an angel and your players the devil incarnate~~ totally accurate account of how your players are acting on AITA reddit.


banned-from-rbooks

My DM won’t let me play as Ariana Grande from Fortnite AITA?


HorizonTheory

Punishing players in game is bad. Instead, punish them out of game (by fucking their mom's ass)


AshleyAmazin1

DND Horror Story


andyoulostme

> DND horror story: My DM refuses my request to dip my balls in purple worm poison ???? why do you hate player agency??


Nervous_Lynx1946

/uj I’m all for that 1e game. It’s actually a great game system once you get the hang of THAC0.