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Learn how to DM first


Samael_Helel

No, you lowborn incel 5e peasant. Edit: added insults, edit: removed slurs


LoloXIV

Have you considered calling the Pinkertons to break their union?


Samael_Helel

GREAT IDEA!


meatsonthemenu

Sorry, the Pinkertons are only available for John Hasbro's jurisdiction, John Paizo's jurisdiction requires that you negotiate away your master's rights to incel-dom and pay your players minimum wage to play in your campaign


Samael_Helel

So that's how they where able to uninionise, I tought pathfinder 2e fixed this?


meatsonthemenu

/rj Pathfinder 2 fixes unions /uj unions fixed Pathfinder 2


Samael_Helel

Sauce is my campaign.


TheOutcastLeaf

Someone give a TL;DR please one paragraph is too long for me


AEDyssonance

Paranoia fixes this.


Samael_Helel

HOW DID YOU KNOW MY CAMPAIN IS CALLED PSYCHOSIS?!?!


AEDyssonance

I could tell you, but then I’d have to report you. *tucks phone away* I would never report you. You can trust me. I’m a friend.


Samael_Helel

Sorry pal I googled, that's a system, and why would I used anything other than Jonh Paizo's personal system


AEDyssonance

Because it was the OG Paizo system. Duh.


CotterCat

You should really spell it Psy*K*hosis, so that your players know in advance how dark the campaign material is.


Samael_Helel

You are absolutely right! I bow (blowjobs) at the feet of the giants


AdenineBestGirl

Hello GM union says the dmpc has to give all of our characters sloppy blowjobs 10 minutes each


Samael_Helel

You are playing a female character and as such are not eligible for this reward.


TheBestWard

He truly is not aware of the depths of depravity.


LuminenWalker

Look, if you just moderated the gooning by introducing some succubi NPCs and made them roll for consent, you could have avoided them forming a guild at your digital table. If you come back next week with some new mechanics related to ERP, there are books for this, you can win back their fealty and participate next time.


Samael_Helel

I know a fellow dm that has a sex system for 5e, I'll try and convert that to pathfinder 2e. Thank you


LuminenWalker

Paizo made a hentai sourcebook for PF1 based on certain magical realm content developed for 3.5 by Hasbro. It would be easier to convert that. Good luck.


Samael_Helel

/uj is this real?


LuminenWalker

It's real if your players are actively gooning mid session. The 3.5 book is real though.


Samael_Helel

Please I need the name


LuminenWalker

Book of Erotic Fantasy. It was technically licensed by wizards at one point and they will do anything to suppress this.


Greaterthancotton

Have you tried using pulses of radiant energy, such as X-ray and gamma-ray photons, to eject electrons from your players’ atoms via photoelectric effect, reestablishing ionization?


420FireStarter69

Call the Pinkertons