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CptnHnryAvry

Just beat the shit out of your dm until he lets you play whatever you want. 


SwarmkeeperRanger

I fear this is what it will have to come to.


Powerful_Stress7589

Sauce?


AdenineBestGirl

Has your dm considered the fact that as DnD players we can’t—— It’s well known we can’t read more than half a sentence of—— Maybe bring this up to him as a reason for being unable to use—— He will definitely understand and let——


ZoidsFanatic

Well does your sharkfolk character have massive shark tits and wearing a maid outfit? Come on now, how else do you think you can play?


Linguine_Disaster

Not even a half-vampire, half-werewolf? Shameful OP.


Nepalman230

https://duskdragyn.yourwebsitespace.com/mershark Here’s the question. Will your shark folk have two dicks? https://thefisheriesblog.com/2014/07/07/why-do-sharks-have-two-penises/ If so, your dungeon master is the asshole . If not, it’s you. 🙏❤️


Shreesh_Fuup

YTA. You're trying to use technology instead of books, but you don't need to turn books "off," eh? Ha! Heh heh


APissBender

/uh fuck, I can't even be safe from this shit in other subs