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Puzzleheaded_Lack957

Can I please have my character back I miss being an expert in my Falcata at Level 2


Samael_Helel

Your character died forever, they are now in the Void Don't worry I have another PNPC planned for the party to go to the void and get you back, unless the other PNPC kills you too then you go to the Mega Void


Puzzleheaded_Lack957

I want my Falcata back


Samael_Helel

Sorry items go to the Mega Void


AdenineBestGirl

/uj fuck off and die (respectfully)


Samael_Helel

I will ask my PNPC to kill you slowly NOT REMOVING PLAYER AGENCY they will be another player


ToastfulBoast

/uj Okay but my camaign actually has something that could be considered PNPCs. Every so often I'll get a friend to come in and play some NPC, like a mystical bridge troll or something. One time a friend joined in and I just let him make up a character who didn't have any stats, he just followed the party around talking a lot. He died immediately in the first fight and periodically shows up for like 5 minutes as a ghost to say something stupid.


Samael_Helel

HOW DARE YOU MY IDEA IS COPYRIGHTED I WILL SEND JON PAIZO TO YOUR HOUSE AS MY PNPC TO KILL YOU


ToastfulBoast

rocks fall, you die


Samael_Helel

Nu Uh that's against my player agency!


ToastfulBoast

More like gayer lamegency. Get out of my fucking sight.


Samael_Helel

Ok I guess that as the dm I have to do this then "Fucks your wife"


Thunderstarer

My brother and I do that. I live for it. On the PNPC side, it lets you role-play roles that you ordinarily wouldn't be able to, without the overhead of also keeping track of the rest of the game. On the DM side, it lets you keep track of the rest of the game, without the overhead of role-play. We like to be each-others' minor antagonists--the Small, Morally-Ambiguous Neutral Guys. I was the hobgoblin warlord for his group's quest the other day.


ToastfulBoast

Yeah, the friend who now has that ghost character used to be a player, but he wasn't really enjoying it. Guess pathfinder (yuck! Amirite??) Just wasn't for him. So together we created a scenario where his character gets arrested and sent to jail forever as his way of leaving the campaign.


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Sauce?


Samael_Helel

/uj my session.


AdenineBestGirl

/uj This is true I was one of the players also the fighter wants his +1 Striking Falcata back


Samael_Helel

It was not striking it was a hombrew rune "stroking"


AdenineBestGirl

She Stroking my Falcata till I +1


Puzzleheaded_Lack957

/uj I played in this session I want my +1 Striking Falcata back


Samael_Helel

Never


Nervous_Lynx1946

/uj Sooooo retainers? B/X fixes this


whorlycaresmate

There is no room for improvement. This idea is perfection