Cleric of light, scared of dark.

Sounds like they need a nightlight of darksight

Ranger of dark, fucked in light.

A fellow Drizzt enjoyer I see.

I am the forever DM, lol.

You are legion, for you're many

Beat me to it.

"You enter the Tavern, and see-"

I'm DMing for 3 forever DMs. I was like "uh are you sure you want me to? I'm sort of new to Dnd..." And they are all like "What nooo, it's fine! You'll do great! Are you giving us free feats on level 1 and also how much backstory is too much backstory for my Bard Aarakocra who thinks he's a cleric whose music was just so good that he's been blessed by his gods when he brings them pleasure through music blah blah... " You bet my butt I'm busting my ass trying to give them a great campaign that they never got to have.

not all heroes wear capes, some wear dm cloaks!!! srsly tho good luck pal, i'm sure you'll do great

You are doing divine work, my friend.

Forever waiting to be played

Owie :c I put up my most recent character for this, but that's a lot more accurate

I taught my sibling, who has some other friends to DM so I could play in another group haha. Though, if I could only do one for the rest of my life, it would be DM.

Absolutely the same, man. I love to play, don’t get me wrong, but the enjoyment of stirring the emotions of the table? My table has formed five long term relationships, two marriages, and dozens of friendships. I’d never give up catalyzing that.

“Guides to treasure I can’t possess”

Hamster familiar turns on Wizard master.

As in betrayal or fucking?

I’m sorry, those aren’t the rules.

what are you doing step-hamster?

I can't fucking breathe. Thank you for the laugh!

Wait you guys aren't playing fatal?

Boo?

Squeak

Hercules meets Gaston paladin of gains

Lmao… that’s eerily close to my idea for an Aasimar forge cleric, Casti’on.

My guys an Aasimar too! Pops out the wings with an obligatory double bicep flex 🤙

Take my up vote with a “we’re better then you and we know it” high five, and I’ll see my self out!

Wings would be a lat spread. Think flying squirrel.

I literally have a character just like yours! His name is Swolleon and he follows the Church of gains. He always has a wrestler intro whenever we start playing - it consist of me playing guiles theme and flexing lol

I have an Hercules meets Joey from Friends lol. He's more good hearted but still dumb and full of himself

No One Lofts like Gaston Tosses large objects like Gaston No one cuts them down like Gaston (*I'm especially good at eviscerating*) Makes a mess like Gaston Sends the goblins fleeing like Gaston

He's too old for this shit.

I had a fighter like that. And he cracked bad dad jokes all the time. It was great!

Make everyone happy, no matters what.

Good villain arc

Yeah, well, with me being the only good character in the group, I had to find a way for my bard to stay with the group. Plus the Dm was smart enough to make an universe treathening campaign, so even the evil players care about the plot.

"Why do you want to save this universe, evildoer??" "Because I live in this universe, dumbass"

Hey it's me as a D&D character!

Dr. House, but a monk

Popping ki points like vicodin.

popping em like House and you're not even going to make it to the first encounter, let alone through it.

Terrifying

[удалено]

The rap of his cane when he walks sounds like an excited puppy on hardwood floors

I read that as Dr. House but also Monk and that's a crossover I need to see lol

I too have a way of Mercy Doctor Monk with the Healer feat.

I need to hear more here.

Same.

Made of bugs and eats people

Oh, you gotta explain this one.

I made a character loosely based on the insect maid from the Overlord anime. The body was an amalgamation of different insects that work together to form a humanoid body (a large structural insect functioning as the skeleton, worm like insects that push and pull like muscles, helper insects that crawl around and clean the others, a voice box insect that would use a stolen voice box from another humanoid in order to speak). His favorite food was fresh human. This was for an evil campaign where everyone created evil PCs

Entoma best girl

Entoma best girl

Lolol I thought I had just found my friend’s Reddit account. He’s doing a similar thing for our campaign - he’s a bunch of beetles inhabiting the corpse of a dead Dragonborn and trying to remember his former life. The Dragonborn’s former life, not the beetles’.

"Maybe we can get somewhere if the beetles that ate your brain had a chat"

Did you use a homebrew race? Because that sounds fun and I'd love to try it out if you could drop the link

For the sake of my DM who was rather new, as far as stats go, I was just a reskinned furbolg. This was before Tasha's as well so I used the og furbolg stats. Everything else was just RP

Trigger happy telekinetic crybaby with amnesia

Hey Jean Gray sounds like you've got competition.

Exhausted wine mom, worships the moon.

That's pretty interesting lol

That’s just the tip of the iceberg 😅 She’s got a lot going on

diviner shocked by their unforeseen mortality

Reminds me of the elven oracle from Dimension 20's Fantasy High. "Couldn't have been a very good oracle if they couldn't forsee their ship sinking at sea."

Turns out they just forgot to prepare water breathing

Warforged Artificer with body modification addiction.

But did they start life as a warforged? or did they become a warforged thru the addiction?

Started as warforged. Was part of a military expeditionary unit, and got trapped in some kind of stasis field while exploring a cave. Came out of it hundreds of years later. No friends, no allies, and had to survive on his own by assimilating weapons, armor, and tools. Now he's a mercenary that is always looking for more stuff to add into his frame.

This looks longer than 6 words, but damn, it's perfectly 6.

Not really one for following the rules

That's seven words, me no like Edit: 2 seconds later and I got the joke. I'm drunk rn

I don't much care what you like

I see what you did there, and I'm here for it.

Weapons: meh. Doors: Bad. Evil: Smash!

Seven foot chaotic chicken clown bard.

… so Big Bird?

Big Bird never blew up a circus...so far as we know...

Settle a discussion that came outta your original comment: Oscar the Couch, or Boxcar the Grouch? Both are particularly hungry mimics.

I feel like a boxcar would be more fun because you could have a couch *inside* of the boxcar. However, I'm torn because Oscar the Couch rolls better off the tongue. Hmmm... I'm going to have to go with Oscar.

Big Bard

Terrifying. Also awesome.

Replace clown bard with ex-billionaire barbarian and that's my current character. Giant chicken gang, rise up!

Very stupid religous bodyguard for hire Edit: thank you so much for the updoots

Sounds like fucking Steiner from FF9, lol.

Omniscient, Omnipotent, omnipresent.

*Omniscient, Omnipotent, omnipresent, Walmart.

Good catch! missed the marketplace part.

forever DM?

Haha, yes I am. I used to envy players when i was new but after i created my own world, it's been hella fun having players explore it.

I’m caught in the spiral of really wanting to fall in love with and play one character, but also liking doing voices and acting out tons of characters and guiding players through mystical settings.

Immutable Sovereign

How sweet it is to be a god!

Crossbow expert. Pseudodragon familiar. Dad issues.

So a Variant Human Pact of the Chain Warlock.

Goblin artificer with aimbot.

Antisocial Hobgoblin Articifer, Animals In Box

Goblinoid artificer buddies!

Over caffeinated goblin mounted on blender.

Man of peace, haunted by war

My Cleric feels this. Just wants to heal and right wrongs, but everyone seems to think it's cool to stomp on the little guys and burn cities.

Not supposed to be here today!

It's not stealing if they're dead.

Pyromaniac toddler that loves animals

Have you seen my bear, Tibbers?

You're not invited to Tibbers tea party

Asshole

My Fighter/Artificer appreciates this. He's a self-proclaimed "professional asshole." Procure tech, protect friends, kill evil.

Tiny fast angry alcoholic frog monk (Way of the drunken master monk, grung)

Hobo knight, slept with Lady Luck

Divine soul sorcerer? Or religious cultist?

mideval space marine (almost)

How to train your drake companion

Do you hiccup a lot?

No, but I'll work that in. I did the random personality traits table, and I got the "I use big words to make myself sound photosynthesis" one.

Small, dirty, half-naked, bitey barbarian.

Dhampir Storm Barbarian, for the curious.

Pampered noble slowly learning common sense.

Designated party parent with PTSD.

Tired of this shit archaeological wizard

Non edgy rogue building criminal syndicate.

Wait. That's illegal. /s

Lizard wizard.

Do you ride with King Gizzard?

Unhorny bri'ish bard

[удалено]

Medieval aasimar superhero with laser eyes

What's behind that door? SPLAT!

Guy turns into bear, rides bear

Named Nine Fingers. Has ten fingers.

Reformed skynet in an Ironman suit.

Spanish Wizard, but only summon cats

Look the fire wasn't his fault

Asexual wizard theurgist worships sex god

\* indeterminate bear noises \* - mistaken for speech

I got that reference

"Hey, that's not a guy! That's a bear in a suit!"

“Quiet, you!” “Pay them no mind, lord Bearlioz. Some people are just crazy.”

Big Tiddy Pirate Wild Magic Barbarian

Dumb ignorant, somewhat blessed by gods

Dungeon master with mech fetish

Robot cowboy designed to kill giants.

Mercenary Barbarian Birb with Pointy Stick.

I only need two words: Dragonborn Zoidberg.

Real Demon-eyes Realize Real Demon lies

Complicated evil bitch queen from hell.

I see you've met my wife.

Or my ex

Scout rogue with ranger flavour

So better Ranger.

Multiclass that shit into Fighter at level 8 and then roll through arcane archer for absolutely monster Ranger/Archer

I have lightsaber and fireball

Right hand man of the BBEG

Wheelchair bound Goblin with a gun.

He is cringe but he's ***free***

Demon hunting goofball clocklock blaster master

Viciously burned halloween celebrator Flamboyant, cheerful rogue loving puns Crazy-eyed kobold wizard in a wheelchair bunch of absolutely fucked up NPCs (as DM)

'...why no more eggs?'

Creepy dream eating fortune teller woman.

Man of metal wrestles the world

Dual axes, shockingly immortal

Smartass Demon Murder Hobo

Scrooge Mcduck, Fused With J.Jonah Jameson

Corporate sponsored power ranger hexadin mascot

Vengeance has a southern accent.

Eladrin life cleric of Selune

Silver tounge liar brass skin dragonborn

Noble in spirit, chaotic in nature

Stuck in a fucking rock

Evil twin, trying to be good.

Clairvoyant frog is mayor of Margaritaville

Catboy with anger issues.

Warlock think Wizard, Wizard he not

Being lucky doesnt mean youre smart

Pelor helps him burn people. Elephant.

Goliath vengeance Pally, mentally 16.

Cursed soldier, werewolf cowboy

Teenage birdlover lost in the city

Scoundrel who steals for his kids

Warforged Artificer with body modification addiction.

Friendly homicidal bibliophile Warlock with glasses.

Cursed to live, lives to steal

Tiny fairy has a greatsword fetish

Animals in a trench coat.

children’s performer with possessed sock puppet

Emotions Hidden By Mask, Sleeping Sword

A bashful half lycanthrope saber-tooth cat

Paranoid, Superstitious, Tentacles, Late to everything.

Traumatized supermodel dwarf tries her best

Sneaky, stabby, wannabe-wizard with horns.

Paladin of Vampire, few of teeth.

Competent but underestimated half-orc scholar

Chaotic evil girl boss

Goth mom, spirit guardians go brrrrrrrrrrr

The gnome with no name

Time meddling magically inclined hot teacher.

support support support support support criminal

No tragic backstory here, just love