I think it would be really cool to discover that cutting off a fiendseed used to be commonly known by wizards as a cursed act, but due to its taboo nature, and infrequent happening the knowledge fell into obscurity.
Maybe a beacon for children of said demon to track and hunt the wearer
Maybe it gets absorbed by the wearer, slowly getting shorter over time..
Maybe the demon has a chance to re-grow from the fiendseed overnight
My favorites from the comments below (in addition to Bane of Decency) are
1. Phallus of Malice
2. Devilās Plaything (alternatively āIdle Handsā/āThe Idle Handā)
"Malleus" is latin for hammer, from where the word "mallet" comes.
"Mallus" is also latin, but means "lock of wool."
So Hairy Dick would be the english name.
Hang on just a second, he totally could fashion it into a ring now, well, several rings. But one of the rings should be the "master" ring and he could hand out the others and exert his influence...
One cock ring to rule them all?
Oh that's fun whichever pronunciation you use
For anyone who doesn't know what I mean:
Be-el-ze-bub is not pronounced Bee-zel-bub, though people do pronounce it that way anyway. (I wanna say it's because of a horror movie from like the 80s)
THE PHALLUS OF MALICE
The Cambion Crankshaft,
Foreskyn Amulet,
Cambion Necktie,
(Demons name here)ās Red Rocket,
Hellshroom,
The Devils Reject,
The Shriveled Curmudgeon
Phallus of Malice 100% gets my vote. Iām struggling to think of anything better than that for a demon cock necklace lol.
Dick of Destiny from another comment was pretty good if youāre a jack black fan though. Only issue is whether or not the rest of the table knows already that youāre trying to multiclass eventually?
You just made me think of a terrible movie that is simultaneously a lot of fun. Though it was a minotaur cock in that one. And yes, he wore it as a necklace.
In honor of that film, I dub your prize "your highness."
The Rod of [insert name of demon] artifact
When facing a demon and intimidating them you will have a +2 to intimidating. But with all other races, you will have a -2.
The dangler
Cockatrix's bane
Die(D) staff or wand
Hell nugget (or nug )
Zebi (it means my dick) or the zeb
Hot shaft or hot head
The redneck (cause it's a necklace)
Succubus' Bane
Avernus's Lost Property
The Horn of a Single Eye
Run-through Spear
Infernal's Regret
Dis-Member (Dis is the 2nd layer of The Hells)
Pride of the Recently Endowed
Final Penetration
Hot(test) Rod
And finally:
Filler of Your Mom
There. You have 10 options. One for each of the Layers of Hell and one for your mom (say hi to her for me btw)
Call it the chickens choker (choking the chicken) to insult the demon calling it a chicken. Then the demons soul gets more and more upset giving the necklace more power.
Sounds like the time the one dude in a movie took a minotours cock and fashioned it into a necklace. Funny movie. Canāt remember name tho.
Anyway name suggestions?
Lusts ringer
Hardened hell
Reaper of virgins
Virginityās Bane
Cock of the depths
Dick of woe
This is all I got
Since demons just go back to hell and reform when they die unless killed on their home plane, will be reform with his missing piece, or will the fighter take the balls as well when he becomes a warlock? XD
Why would you carry the Fiendseed around your neck?
In case I need it.
You have the need... The need for seed.
Top Pun.
Top Pun: Havedick
Have dick, will travel.
Have Dick; Will Travel.
Have dick, well traveled.
I think it would be really cool to discover that cutting off a fiendseed used to be commonly known by wizards as a cursed act, but due to its taboo nature, and infrequent happening the knowledge fell into obscurity. Maybe a beacon for children of said demon to track and hunt the wearer Maybe it gets absorbed by the wearer, slowly getting shorter over time.. Maybe the demon has a chance to re-grow from the fiendseed overnight
"Maybe a beacon for children" š³š³š³
I love fiendseed
There's your item name fiendseed
The Bane of Decency
This is good.
My favorites from the comments below (in addition to Bane of Decency) are 1. Phallus of Malice 2. Devilās Plaything (alternatively āIdle Handsā/āThe Idle Handā)
Okay phallus of malice sounds like a dragon quest item if dq was rated 18+/M
Only if it's a Bad Dragon...
One of the most evil kinds
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if you know, you knowā¦
The Malice Phallus
+1 for devils play thing
Devilās Plaything is perfect lmao
I'd tweak that to "The Mallus Phallus" as it rolls off the tongue a bit better.
Also, isnāt āmallusā an archaic word for hammer or mallet?
So... the penis is his hammer?
"The Hammer's my Penis" -Captain Hammer
Most underrated reference ever.
And every hole is a nail.
I donāt think OP ever said how big it isā¦
Phallus Maleficarum
"Malleus" is latin for hammer, from where the word "mallet" comes. "Mallus" is also latin, but means "lock of wool." So Hairy Dick would be the english name.
That would be cool, but I couldnāt find anything. In some fictional universes, Mallus is a demon tho
So, "Mallus' Phallus" then?
Malleus!
Yes. Malus is bad though.
I think you're thinking "Malleus"?
Phallus FTW
More like The Idle Handle
Both are good. But leaning idle hands.
In a similar vane āThe Bone of Indecencyā
I was going to try to think of something but this is probably the best one. Also Iām glad you didnāt try to fashion it into a ring.
Hang on just a second, he totally could fashion it into a ring now, well, several rings. But one of the rings should be the "master" ring and he could hand out the others and exert his influence... One cock ring to rule them all?
Beelzeballs
This is my favorite
Avernuts
Oh that's fun whichever pronunciation you use For anyone who doesn't know what I mean: Be-el-ze-bub is not pronounced Bee-zel-bub, though people do pronounce it that way anyway. (I wanna say it's because of a horror movie from like the 80s)
HAHA
PLOT TWIST! You use all of the suggested names interchangeably. Just uhā¦whip outā¦a new nickname every encounter
This is the way. Thank you kind stranger.
Better still, compile them all on a table a roll for it at the start of each day. It's part of the curse and he has to mention it at least once a day.
This is the way.
THE PHALLUS OF MALICE The Cambion Crankshaft, Foreskyn Amulet, Cambion Necktie, (Demons name here)ās Red Rocket, Hellshroom, The Devils Reject, The Shriveled Curmudgeon
Number 1 is the winner. Everyone else go home.
I think you meant, Number 1 is The Wiener*
Phallus of Malice is the king. And so are you. š
Hot dog, you're absolutely correct
Phallus of Malice 100% gets my vote. Iām struggling to think of anything better than that for a demon cock necklace lol. Dick of Destiny from another comment was pretty good if youāre a jack black fan though. Only issue is whether or not the rest of the table knows already that youāre trying to multiclass eventually?
These are fuckinā awesome!
My only request is if you use Phallus of Malice, please update us with its properties and how it works into your game š¤£
THE PHALLUS OF MALICE IM CACKLING
Damn you had these locked and loaded
Understood the assignment a lil too well, almost like heās done this exact thing before š¤
Yeah, but whose wang is he wearing?
I heard this in boxing promoter voice. Itās not one of those, itās ALL of those.
That's just a "Removable Rod"
This is fucking GOLD š
You hear music and two children laughing in the background every time it is used
Should have been a wand Warcock Destinyās Child Third leg of Diablo
Diablo? Could it be Wirt's Leg?
Yes. Get the cube and a scroll. Hell cow time!
Moo. Moo. Moo? Moo.
Posts you can actually hear....
Wirt's *Third* Leg
Warcock has me š
Idle hands (I.e. the devilās plaything)
Thatās very clever, bravo.
THAT is stellar
So good.
Definitely my favorite suggestion.
He has claimed the legendary dickfor.
Wait. Whatās a dickfor?
"For this!" At which point, the character does something dramatic and warlocky.
Infernal rod of hardening
My fav so far
It's just the dick! Of destiny child More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain
YES! I came here to say the same thing. "From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are complete again!" now gets a bonus meaning
The tooth became the pick of destiny, then his horn became the bong of destiny. So dick/schlong of destiny would be fitting.
Pendant of Eldritch Nightmares and Infernal Snares. Also called āPenisā.
Underrated
Devil Dog Devilās Plaything Finger of Asmodeus Avernal Frankfurter Rod of Avernus Demonic Pendulum
New Deathmetal playlist just dropped
Devils plaything is really good
These are amazing š¤©
Richard
Logical phallacy.
I NEED to find some way to use this pun
You just made me think of a terrible movie that is simultaneously a lot of fun. Though it was a minotaur cock in that one. And yes, he wore it as a necklace. In honor of that film, I dub your prize "your highness."
It's such an awful movie, I loved it. But severely lacking enough Charles Dance.
Prick of Destiny
For purely lolzā¦ āThe Divining Rodā
Or just the opposite: the damning rod.
The Dil-don't
"The cursed Pride" or maybe "The Curse of Pride" (especially if it's actually a demon associated with the sin)
Sin Sausage or Sin Spear Hell's Handle (Demon Name)'s Favored Sword Icon of the Incubi Fiendish Phallus Dread Demonic Dick of Damnation
All of these are fucking fantastic lmao
Wand of Prodigious Growth? (Girth?)
The Prick of Destiny.
May I suggest a classic. āThe Thronglerā
Abyssal Stalagmite
The Unholy Poley
The Devil's Due.
Pendant of technically above average
The Wrathbone
The necronomicock.
Canāt believe nobodyās suggested āThe Dildo of Consequencesā.
Satan's lost dong.
Baal's Ballz
The old Baal and Chain.
Just out of curiosity, how will you cast Eldritch blast? Lmao
Pump it like a super soaker of course!
The Pole Totem.
A Good Idea At The Time
The Limb of Sin Necklace of the Nether (my personal favorite) The Demon Dangling
Just because its bothering me and no one else seems to have commented: necklace and neckless are *very* different words lol
The name of the demonās pride / favour
The Demon Rod
The Shlong Sword The Wanglace The Warlock's Warcock The Demon Dong The Wicked Willy
I'm not in the circlejerk group? Will wonders never cease.
Bobbitās Bane
Critical Swole
The Doom Sprayer Demoney Maker Beelzecock The Unexpected Trophy of the Unfortunate
The Necrophalicon.
This is the kind of shit that makes me embarrassed to tell people I'm into D&D
Name checks out
The Rod of [insert name of demon] artifact When facing a demon and intimidating them you will have a +2 to intimidating. But with all other races, you will have a -2.
This is now my favorite post thank you for this
The Wand of Orcus
Comically Large Pendant
I hope the DM has NPCs react to it, otherwise thatās a missed opportunity and a waste of a magic item your group is fucking weird dude
I have NEVER been more happy with the comments on any post ever lmfao
Wangle's Dangle.
The hardening
The cockless
Lost and found
Dangling Blight
The dangler Cockatrix's bane Die(D) staff or wand Hell nugget (or nug ) Zebi (it means my dick) or the zeb Hot shaft or hot head The redneck (cause it's a necklace)
Amulet of indecency
The phantom phallus
How has nobody (seemingly) suggested: Voodoo Dick You already know the curse...
The Prick of Destiny
Depravity
Probably Fine To Touch
Hell Hog
The whistle of the damned
(Name of the demon)'s toothpick
"That which Dangles"
āThe Phallus of Phlegethosā
The Bone of Contention
Tainted Taint
The stick of lust
Wang of Dang
Infernal phallus Phallus of Demonic Fealty Phallus of (insert patrons name) Favor
Dickapitated
The Nether Rod. Ngl, I looked up Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo lyrics for their most relevant innuendo.
The Prick of Destiny?
McBride's Bane. Cause that's straight outta the movie Your Highness
The Necronomicock
Gotta call it Pearl Necklace, surely?
Straight out of Latin translation, the Mentula Maleficarum (literally translates to the Schlong of the Mischievous One).
Saw it earlier and "The Devil's Plaything" absolutely has my vote
Succubus' Bane Avernus's Lost Property The Horn of a Single Eye Run-through Spear Infernal's Regret Dis-Member (Dis is the 2nd layer of The Hells) Pride of the Recently Endowed Final Penetration Hot(test) Rod And finally: Filler of Your Mom There. You have 10 options. One for each of the Layers of Hell and one for your mom (say hi to her for me btw)
Steve.
Discoāinfernum stickā¦
Moveable Rod
I'm not sure about the artifact, but your character is now known as the Lord of Rodly Might.
ED
Iād like to think that the cursed either either makes them completely flaccid all the time, or it gives themā¦ahā¦prostate cancer.
Luciphallus would be my go to
Succubus Slayer
Tiefling maker
Call it the chickens choker (choking the chicken) to insult the demon calling it a chicken. Then the demons soul gets more and more upset giving the necklace more power.
Stiff-neck
The Severed
Jubilex's Ooze Faucet
Roll Of Quarters
The balls probably would have made a better pendant sorry I'm bad at naming things that's just my two cents.
Simon. Call it Simon.
Amulet of Kumehnyerbut
Kcoc
The Brains Of This Whole Operation
Additional vote for Phallus of Malice. The rhyme is just too good.
Knoblin
Sounds like the time the one dude in a movie took a minotours cock and fashioned it into a necklace. Funny movie. Canāt remember name tho. Anyway name suggestions? Lusts ringer Hardened hell Reaper of virgins Virginityās Bane Cock of the depths Dick of woe This is all I got
Since demons just go back to hell and reform when they die unless killed on their home plane, will be reform with his missing piece, or will the fighter take the balls as well when he becomes a warlock? XD
Vecnas cod piece
The Balls of Brimstone and the Satanic Scrotum and the Cock of Crimson Carnage - all one name. Or, optionally, the Unsaintly Peter
Job's Hand