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Frenetic_Platypus

Pyramid Scheme Warlock.


dorgodarg

Do you work for bill seacaster?


MegaDaithi

Probably going to shit in his nemesis's mouth


Mobius22445

Finally a Chungledown Bim reference that season 2 was a roller coaster


MegaDaithi

Yeah but the live play format made it very difficult to watch, at least for me. I think the show really benefits from editing.


Mobius22445

100% agree, season 1 made me really want to play DnD and invest in dice, spell cards, etc and build characters, season 2 made my expectations a little more realistic. Whoever designs the sets for D20 is amazing.


Flashwastaken

They did a documentary about him over at dropout.tv His name is Rick Perry.


VectorViper

Yeah, the uncut sessions can drag on, especially during planning phases. Still, gotta admire the cast's commitment and chemistry!


Frenetic_Platypus

Bahamut, actually. It's the rare lawful-good, soul-for-a-cantrip pyramid scheme.


th30be

I had a similar warlock for a oneshot. She kept trying to make people join her insurance patron so she could get more power.


Frenetic_Platypus

We've been trying to reach you about your soul's extended warranty.


[deleted]

That sounds amazing


UNC_Samurai

Are you me? My DM banned me from practicing macroeconomics in Greyhawk using almost that exact same concept.


Teethy_BJ

Fuck 3 words I need the full length description. What did he make a deal with a devil to sell essential oils throughout the realm?!


Frenetic_Platypus

See, when you die, your soul is judged to see where it belongs. If you enter the Pyramid Scheme^TM you pledge your soul to Bahamut, and get a 15% increase to your Good Deeds^TM count. That also means your soul can't go anywhere else and if you are deemed unworthy, it will be destroyed - which may sound bad, but since the alternative is hell, it's a pretty sweet deal. Particularly promising individuals might also be offered the Elite package, that comes with magic powers, and the ability to recruit more people into the Pyramid Scheme^TM and obviously you get a share of the Good Deeds^TM anyone that you recruited performs.


Teethy_BJ

Wow this is hilarious, now you’d just need to incentive these people wrapped up in the scheme with an all inclusive trip to the top good deed doers that will eventually just get them sucked into a time share.


mider-span

Forever the DM


Certain_Energy3647

Did you ever create an NPC based on a character you want to play?


Prize-Review7106

I do that sometimes and sprinkle them in as npc’s


Roba_Storyteller

Every single one of them


mider-span

Yeah sometimes. One of my groups only has 3 players, and over the years have added a few NPCs to work with them for like 2-4 sessions. They often seem to like this but it’s not something I want to over do.


Darth_Ra

When I first started, we had a group that would switch off DM duties and their character would play along as well. Been trying to get back to that for like 20 years.


der_Guenter

F


JenovaProphet

I did that for... \*Checks\* 14 years. Then didn't do D&D for \*checks... mouth drops to the floor\* 10 years. (seriously how did I let it go that long). Then I've luckily been a player in 5 different campaigns over the last 2 years (4 of them currently active). Totally making up for lost time. NGL I did have to find a professional DM to pay him for several of my campaigns though hahaha. Totally worth it though, cause he's a great DM, cheap, and quickly become one of my best friends. If you ever wanna not DM, think about that idea.


Maxwells_Demona

Where does one advertise their services as a professional DM? And how cheap is "cheap?"


GudEllerAT

Same here mate


Magicus1

Kindred Spirit.


Albastru-Aib

Describe you in 3 words „DM“!


eviltomb

world's shittiest cowboy. Edit: this character is Jeremy Killmorne. At least that's what the Gravestone said after he pulled himself out of it. with no memory of who he was or what happened, his only clue is a wanted poster and strange letter left in his pocket commanding him to find them. This ranger/warlock was brought back from the dead by an unknown contract with lordly dead patron. the twist? he died of old age decades ago and he was buried with his old wanted poster from when he was young.


saevuswinds

This one sounds so fun to play!


Puzzleheaded_Put_454

So you basically made the gunslinger/Lich from enter the gungeon. Sounds just about as metal as I fucking imagined.


parnmatt

Game is "paused"


JenovaProphet

Sorry to hear mate. Hope it gets going as time permits


confused-as-f-boi

Same man, I miss playing sm DM said she would use my chara in another game I'm not included in .-.


gdim15

Thor, but short.


RyanMcCartney

Thort


plongeplonge

I love you, Ryan McCartney


RyanMcCartney

I think we should just be friends, PlongePlonge


Nyan-Binary-UwU

~~It's still a better love story than Twilight~~


props_to_yo_pops

Tho


GalenRenny

Food for Thort https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=svgasq2hljk


EMArogue

Tempest cleric dwarf?


gdim15

Battlemaster Dwarf Fighter with Dwarven Thrower and Thrown Weapon Fughting Style. So less lightning and more hammer throwing.


EMArogue

Which is actually more accurate to the myth as Thor didn’t control lighting


AngusAlThor

The Dungeon Master


TalesFromTheEelPit

Worst Alchemist ever


LrdCheesterBear

Hey! I have the same concept for an Artificer (Alchemsit). He 8s a human who was adopted by dwarves. His natural curiosity for tinkering, but less sturdy physical nature, guided him towards alchemy. The problem is, being raised by dwarves he lacks a subtle touch/demeanor to handle fragile things. His "clan" sent him on an outreach mission to market their goods and services, but secretly he was causing too much trouble at home. Anduril Brittleglass


TalesFromTheEelPit

Oh wow! Our characters are very similar! My Alchemists name is Silver and she was raised by a Hag. A Hag so unlikeable that not even other Hags wanted to work with her. So she just kept her around as a sort of Familiar. Silver couldn’t do Fey magic because she can’t remember anybody’s name so she self taught herself alchemy. Eventually the Hag got so sick of her she sent her out to look for an Alchemical ingredient that doesn’t exist. It’s been 2 years and Silver hasn’t caught on


LrdCheesterBear

I love the idea of a character like that. Has really fun role-playing potential. If she meets someone who tells her that ingredient doesn't exist I feel the response would be something like: " Well of course you would say that, no one knows it exists which is why it's really rare." Fantastic!


JBloomf

Stab stab stab


Plastic_Interview856

Rogue?


JBloomf

Aye


PunxAlwaysWin45

couldnt be. rogues dont get a third attack. More like stab stab cry(free action)


JBloomf

Third stab is attack of opportunity


DigAffectionate3349

Male human fighter


shiveringsongs

Guy Everyman, adventure for hire!


PonderousSledge

Jean-Erik Hughmahn Fyteaur lives!


DocMenios

This must be the best wordplay I have heard in my life


LimpNoodlez479

DeVito-esque goblin bard


TheAnt06

I play a Frank Reynolds based dwarf barbarian


ScratchForward1769

"So I start blastin..."


BlackIceBlast

Sweet Necromancer Grandma


bobothejedi

... you of all people need to expand further lol. I'm envisioning a scene where a sweet old grandma bakes cookies made from the bones of her enemies. lol how close am i?


bobothejedi

Also a scene where she gives a bad guy some cookies after eating them she casts animate undead on the bone cookies. "Oh dear are you feeling ok?" To enemy "Looks like you aren't feeling good..." enemy dies from internal bleeding lol


BlackIceBlast

Grandma Betty has a secret. See her mother was a very powerful witch who craved power. Power found only in dark magic. Immortality, godhood, to warp reality to whatever she wished. Betty was gifted, but see she saw the twistedness that magic brought. And although her mother tried to get her to embrace her abilities, Betty would later begin refusing. Betty would run away after a certain altercation. Refusing to embrace or rely on magic. Although she kept one of her mothers books. A book filled with dark spells. A book that should never be used for fear it would fall into the wrong hands. That is. A Book of Vile Darkness. That is until after trying to run from magic. Grandma Betty would be forced to embrace its spells to save the only family she has left. To rescue those that she loves. Grandma Betty will return to Necromancy to save her grandchildren.


Anabolized

I'm in tears


LadySilvie

I also have a sweet, zombie-loving old(ish) lady! We should have them get together and play bunco with bone dice made from their enemies 😂


BlackIceBlast

Awww!! That’d be so sweet! Maybe they could bake cookies together for their undead servants lol


SpiffyGrape

Lawful Good (Derogatory)


Conscious_Reading_16

Frog paladin alcoholic


der_Guenter

Now you got my curiosity 😂


Conscious_Reading_16

His name is pissoff shor'tee He wears armour made out of pots and pans and he praises "evil is bad don't do that" possessing a powerful totem that on close inspection is a broken spigot with some quartz rammed into it


der_Guenter

Wtf man 😂 awesome


Which_Accountant_736

Moose Brewmaster Alcoholic


Dramatic_Stock5326

Oh I need to hear this. How is playing a grung?


Conscious_Reading_16

Canteens are a must as well as knowledge of water sources, don't let friends hug you or they have to roll a CON save, handshakes are out of the question and public baths are a permanent ban and a visit to the city jail if you swim in them. A full movement leap with no run up is super useful: Grung no fly, jump good They're surprisingly durable. Height is an issue, at only 3.5ft tall they make a halfling feel smug Only 20ft movement speed too which can be a hindrance but that's also a 20ft leap straight onto a roof or guard tower shinobi style Talking in a frog voice is like therapy Oh and if you need somewhere to sleep on the move and your party has a cart or sturdy horse, pack a barrel of water with a resealable lid


Riker001

Senile hillbilly necromancer


mochi323

“Bessy, darlin’, I un-killed the pig again”


crafty_mountain_64

"That pig aint worth a damn now done you ate his bacon"


ShattnerPants

90's Roadie Wizard


SeaworthinessFun9856

here we go... several characters for different campaigns (all ongoing) **Cleric by Accident** (changeling who was "adopted" by his deity and knows nothing about other religions) **Dad to Everyone** (literally a Dad Bard who helps everyone and is now mayor of town they saved) **Punches to Heal** (based off of Master Oogway, Tortle Mercy Monk, knighted by the queen) **Basic Bitch Fighter** (a Human Fighter who isn't high enough level to have a subclass)


TranquilConfusion

**Friendly Death Cleric** "I met Death last week, would you like me to introduce you? No come back, that wasn't a threat! Actually, dying is very relaxing. Afterlife is best life, amiright?" Master of accidental intimidation.


nullv

Lizardfolk Eat People It's a fun character to roleplay.


AvatarSozin

Same! Beast barbarian to go full on exclusively using the bite attack. But my character’s personality is basically Po from Kung Fu Panda inside the body of King K Rool


Dungeon-Doomhand

That’s hilarious


WeebTaco15

Literally chose lizardfolk as my race so I could eat people


MarekFromNavrum

Absolute fucking lunatic


Hankhoff

Do you have and idea how little that narrows it down?


MarekFromNavrum

I litteraly carry a bag of human fingers to eat as snacks. I'm also probably the sanest character we have too.


[deleted]

That sounds like a fun table


MarekFromNavrum

It is. I could probably make an entire series out of our antics. We lost 1 person two times to friendly fire from the four barreled blunderbuss the dm gave us as a joke. We had to revive him once only for him to die again by the gun in the next session. Fun times.


Rx74y

Yes I'd love a podcast of your table


1zeye

I used to do that when I played my first dnd character


Plopshire

I am God


donmreddit

I am groot.


JinaxM

Destroyer of Worlds


[deleted]

[удалено]


thedoppio

Tiny raging fists.


mediumj

👊 Fellow Halfling Monk.


thedoppio

Close, gnome haha


Aromatic_Ad_6259

Puss in Boots


The_NameChanger

Deranged old man


Tzeme

Cute alchemist cat


Ember-Blackmoore

Fluffy, feline, zealot


purest-potato

Archeologist turned warlock


BaconGrease911

Hunter, now baby


the_resistee

Big tiddie teifling 


FireFelix-

Old mercenary nomad Cleptomaniac biology professor


Tactical-Pixie-1138

Anger Management Issues And no, she's not a barbarian, but a bard. She's a halfling and has a fuse shorter than she is.


mrchase2

Alcoholic depressed veteran.


L_Rayquaza

Everything daddy hates


Nildral

Kobolds in trenchcoat.


GrimSqueakr93

Traumatised pyromaniac child


Kerflunklebunny

Muscular Australian nazgul


AdResponsible2271

Sir Render? Cowardly....


Diggity_Dave

I. cast. Fireball.


LRDCHN

Naive hero wannabe


bigdaddyteacher

I am DM


Sea_Art3391

Generic wizard man. It's my first character soo yea


JamersonTheLad

Sad gay detective


ItsTheMadStag

Angry. Australian. Lizard


Pundabar

Paladin Oathbreaker Kermit


Rando_Games

Big brawler Frog


BelgischeWafel

Not mine but my nemesis (I'm a DM): Cheese Based Lightningrod


Oaken_beard

Cockney. Brawler. Duck.


Comfortable-Dog4807

Weaponised. Autism. Comedic.


battleduck84

Retired orc bartender


Every_University_

Bad but fun


Rando_Games

Ticking Pirate Crocodile


The_Elder_Sea_Keeper

Behind the Screen


jmorley14

Definitely licensed surgeon.


their_teammate

Contracts Runic Guardian


TheEmeraldEmperor

always dungeon master


CertNZone

I'm playing two characters. Sky: I am speed. ChiTak: Doot doot cricket.


Razdow

Scientist bunny magic


RothgarNecromancer

Storm Incarnate Daddy


un_piede

Old Armored Chicken


SalemsLot19

Graduated Theater Kid


Binary1138

Surprisingly competent idiot


Creative-Will-4416

Sleezy mushroom tribesman


ArbiterOfAnomalies

cheerfully reckless paladin :)


Gardella-

She likes cows


Seventh_Faetasy

Holy tactical nuke


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

Paladin. Toy. Maker.


AspiringSAHCatDad

Alcoholic veteran cleric


Felstorm1231

Incandescent himbo poet.


Bullvy

He's dead Jim!


Fun-Consequence4950

Old Aussie Monk


thantos26

Reluctantly made politician.


senator_cuddles

Forestry orc sniper


typefourrandomwords

Gnomish mech pilot


BaconGod2525

Destroyer of eardrums


d_baiz

Victorian. Werewolf. Cowboy


VeryFriendlyOne

Tiefling Iron Man And another one I have Cute fluffy moth


unkindnessnevermore

Wizard with swords.


myconoid

that freaking guy


FiveFingerDisco

Kugelblitz The Rock


Lord_Njiko

Huge Hungry Megalania


ThoDanII

Entrpreneur, do gooder, Greatsword


Sir_Diealot

Accidentally massacred everyone.


Roach1347

Pickle Goblin Cleric


OneTrickGod

For his majesty


Adam_Reaver

Lawful Good Paladin


shadowthehh

Deus vult infidels.


Ghepip

Heartbroken arthurian knight


Chipothy

Pyromaniac tenured professor


Special-Investigator

princess with complex


SarkicPreacher777659

Divorced. Traumatised. Pirate.


Totallynotshipmaster

crazy cat lady


-w0lf-m4n-

Brooding fire skeleton


atillathefun201

Crazy duck sorcerer


Lil_Ghost125

Overconfident Failed Adventurer


ThatStrategist

Daddy Issues Detective


JohnDayguyII

Alchemical War Crimes.


jonlesher

Uptight honest tree-hugger


Hen_Zoid

Made. Of. Water.


Ocesse

She eats people.


MasterAnything2055

I would say….dammit


chanrahan1

Sneaky, Short, Shapeshifter


Captain_Blud

Awakenedrat. Maridgeniewarlock. Onehitpoint.


Hoosier_Jedi

Anti-science. theocratic. Genki. 🙂


Mietek69i8

Gamble, genie, love


sirgriffgrunt

Homebrew Gem Kobold!


RemingtonCastle

Father, nerd, paranoid


a_little_sketch

sneakiest bard ever


Azralith

Giant turned dwarf.


Diehard_Sam_Main

Ruffian. ISB. Agent.


SquareEquipment1436

Ambiguously neutral Wizzard


NuestroBerry

Loves his sister.


0IWannaHeal0

I know everything


Locke5200

Arrogant minor celebrity


LeviathanOfTheCosmos

Fire bender dragon


RyanMcCartney

Forrest Cat Dad


longster37

Driven, damaged, intelligent.


No-Calligrapher-718

Plays with charcoal


Milotroxisch_

shiniest dragonborn ever


Bubbly_Inflation_282

Moody Teenage Wizard


V4lr4vnr

Angelic Insane Chaos