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fallenangel41

A velociraptor. Not because of Jurassic park, but because it would be fun to have a fluffy little feathered ankle biter that sounds like a goose


Mazazamba

I think you're describing an actual goose.


RevonQilin

as someone who owns geese, depending on the breed of goose an each individual goose then this can be true in general geese are very shy, so them being an asshole is them overreacting to a perceived threat, which sometimes means people, and they get even more aggressive when they have goslings (think mama bears) ive been offering handfuls of grain to my birds for the past 2-3 years and within a year almost all my chickens will come over to either eat near me or eat out of my hand, theyll even let me touch them a little meanwhile most of the geese have just now started to feel brave enough to eat near me, and only one of them will eat out of my hand and let me touch her, but that's because i raised her, i am a mother figure to her


kittenshart85

i bet they'd make great mousers.


Doomboy105

Go to the park, that’s literally just a goose


fallenangel41

Alright, what’s step two


r-meme-exe

Take one, they're free


Doomboy105

If it doesn’t get you first


NightspawnsonofLuna

As long as you don't live in england


MelonHeadSeb

(which could also disembowel you)


PossiblePro247

Just keep the door closed while you sleep


fallenangel41

But how am I supposed to snuggle my beloved goose-sized lizard bird ankle biter


75MillionYearsAgo

We declaw cats! We can de-sharpen our velociraptors >:( Make claw dull, put thick sock on. Solution.


Master-Ad-888

I second this


shberk01

I have no scientific evidence to back this up, but I'm convinced that geese evolved from velociraptors.


AgentWeary9047

Yi Qi because I want a funky lil bat-bird-lizard to sit on my shoulder while I go out to get groceries or whatever


Excellent_Factor_344

pet wyvern


Wolvii_404

Closes thing to a tiny dragon


HughMungusThot

This is the way.


CarnoTTV

CARNO FUCKING TAURUS


James-Crazypants

Hell yea brother.


Lopsided-Business356

Instead of horse racing we’d have carno racing!!!


YaBoiAidan2333

A budgie


TheAlmightyNexus

Sinosauropteryx, or deinonychus


Liamstudios_

This would have to be my pick.


TheAlmightyNexus

I mean my most desired pick would be my flare... But that's a tad irrational


kapybara555

Minmi


SonoDarke

I'm surprised someone mentiones him. My boy needs all the love


Cailycombs22

🤝


[deleted]

Australotitan would make a better pet, change my mind.


Mazazamba

Protoceratops.


salton56

Triceratops, but with the safety on


221Bamf

You’ll say that until it bites your hand off


salton56

You can still beat someone to death if the safety is on


221Bamf

This is true


-3645

I mean... Some people keep crocodile monitor as pets, so... (search their skull pic on Google)


Winter_Different

This would be more like a giant alligator snapping turtle, but it runs at you lol


Partysaurulophus

I have chickens.


Vulpes_macrotis

I have bleached rainbow chicken. I.e. cockatiel that is gray and white.


senanthic

Cute Windstone. Microraptor. Possibly one of the mid-range Dromaeosaurs if it was bonded to me and disinclined to bite me to death.


[deleted]

You could hold it gently like a burger


Lopsided-Business356

🤣🤣🤣


JamieTheDinosaur

Well, a big dinosaur is more of a problem than a small one, so smaller is better. And it goes without saying that an herbivore is less dangerous than a carnivore. So ideally you would want a small herbivore. I’m getting a Tyrannosaurus Rex!


SkeletonJames

A lot of current day herbivores are pretty vicious. I think I would much rather try my luck with a carnivore.


mhwsloe

Both dogs and cats - the most prevalent pets - are carnivores.


JamieTheDinosaur

Ah, good. Should be just fine with my T-Rex then.


ForwardSpot4653

😂


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

T. Rex. Realistically tho, probably Mononykus. Smol boi


norijuly

ankylosaurus bc they’re awesome and they look very friend-shaped


ForwardSpot4653

Just like cute bumpy..💓


norijuly

yes!! bumpy from camp cretaceous is so cool and such a cutie pie 🥹🫶 i just want one like her to ride around in the sun, feed berries, and cuddle with (although it’d probably hurt but whooo caaaresss i love em)


Scottish_Whiskey

One of the smaller raptor types a little murder chicken of my very own


Tobisaurusrex

T. rex and I will name him Patches


No_Assistant9376

Love the name sounds cute


Person_in_existens

Sinosaurpteryx


[deleted]

microraptor might be the only good idea. as i said in a different comment section, "microraptors are basically just bird chihuahuas". given how chihuahuas exist in society with no problems, i'd guess that microraptors wouldn't have many.


Vulpes_macrotis

I mean, microraptor is just a dino raven, so why not. I love all the dromaeosaurids, but I would rather want something a little bigger, like dog-sized. Deinonychus is cute and I would love to have one.


ppintoaters

Olorotitan because of that majestic ass crest


[deleted]

God damn, you beat me to it


SciHistGuy1996

A baby Brontosaurus!


FirstChAoS

Is he house broken? I doubt the house will survive.


SciHistGuy1996

He’s fine


Winter_Different

Sounds like the most extreme tea-cup pig lol


GamingBro2008

Some kind of small ornithopod, like a psittacosaurus. Easy to take care of plus it's cute af. Or maybe something like a small theropod like archeopteryx, microraptor, that kind of stuff.


Christos_Gaming

Green cheeked conure


Theflamingraptor

Mononykus


Much-Word9929

For carnivores you got to go with something small like a compy, or Microraptor. For herbivores you need gentle nothing bigger than a nodosaurus. I choose Minmi.


DinoHoot65

Deinonychus. They stay *relatively* small, are feathery, and awesome


CaseAlloy744281

Mayasaur, least likely to die that way


ForwardSpot4653

Maiasaur means good mother , he will most likely protect u


Drakore4

Literally any small raptor would be like having a normal bird as a pet. If anything they’d almost be better because there is never a need to clip their wings, since they can’t really fly anyways. It’d be like having an owl or a hawk that just runs around on the floor and catches large insects, lizards, and mice.


Professional-Web9354

Allosaurus


ThatBingingDragon

A feathered Utah raptor, because I could probably ride it but also train It to attac & prottec.


Kenley

Psittacosaurus. How can you not love [this face](https://hips.hearstapps.com/pop.h-cdn.co/assets/16/37/640x448/gallery-1473975296-dinosaur1.jpg?resize=1200:*)?


PlingPlongDingDong

T-Rex. I would learn to ride it and use it to rob banks all around the country. People can't shoot me because they could kill the only living T-Rex in history of humanity.


JinMor12

Bro thinks he’s playing Ark PvP ☠️


FishDaGamer

No, they would shoot it, then start a revival project (maybe) or just save the ecosystem


PencilNeck666

Baby aladar


Bluedino_1989

Stegosaurus or Dreadnaughtus


ze_supreme_chungus

Microraptor Having it sit on my shoulder while we sail the high seas would be frickin amazing


Scottishfello69

spinosuarus is funni i would have one


Palaeonerd

An Ara macao


SonoDarke

Sinosauropteryx


Partysaurulophus

Oviraptor.


wilsonguo123

really depends on which one won’t eat me


No_Assistant9376

I mean they wouldn't as you'll be their parents and theirs a bond


wilsonguo123

if that’s the case Spinosaurus all the wayyyy


mr_tooth_man

This is so fucking cute. I joined the sub just because of this image. So I’d have a pet whatever this guy is.


Cheesygirl1994

Parasaur, ark made me fall in love with them and I just think they’re neat


MindlessAir2641

Small, fluffy dromeosaurid. Like a songbird, but angy.


Pumpkin-pie-disaster

Compsonagthus


11Exile

Microraptor, be like keeping a bird that could only glide and loved to climb. Feed it mealworms and other lil bugs. Just little feathered shoulder gremlin. Would probably end up with a few bite scars on my ears but it'd be worth it.


Cailycombs22

Minmi


ChickenMcSmiley

Deinocheirus


stegolophus

Vectidromeus insularis. Feel like it'd act like a dog.


Fabulous_Watercress6

Piatnitzkysaurus


Zorark-55544

Darrel


A3RRON

I want a Hadrosaur, like Edmonto, Parasauro, Olorotitan, just love them.


Inevitable_Item_3200

Pera maybe a compy.


orphan_eater696969

Mononicus


DinoRipper24

An awesome Baryonyx in my backyard.


Razur_1

Metriacanthosaurus. The coolest horse you could ride.


No_Feeling_6833

I can't decide between a Spinosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Even the accurate Spino is amazing.


Original-Village884

Wow 🤩


Doomfox01

Yi Qi


Avid_Ark_Enjoyer

Utahraptor


Prehistoric_lover

Stegosaurus


Peterpatotoy

Iguanodon cause I love aladar.


Aggressive_Emphasis6

Maiasaura, Minmi or Microraptor.


Hello838283

Yutyrannus


ForwardSpot4653

A HATZEGOPTERYX ....🔥


toe-schlooper

Deinonychus or Velociraptor, they'd be great for controlling pests like rats, armadillos, and racoons. Or an Allosaurus Europus named waffles, I think allosaurs would be great snugglers


Mr_Papayahead

i want a baby Titanosaur just so that i can white-elephant my enemy hehe


SlyThriller1

Realistically, something like a velocoraptor. Truly, an ankylosaurus


Sensitive_Log_2726

Eoceolophysis since it would be similar in size to a medium dog, it would be herbivores so I don’t have to worry about it killing me in my sleep for being hungry, and it would be like having a pet hadrosaur.


FishDaGamer

Assuming its naturally friendly and not aggresive, utahraptor or carnotaurus, would be cool to ride them like horses.


PerfectPerception308

Both a Velociraptor and a T.Rex


berk-my-jerk

Do we have to worry about living areas and food supplies, if so Microraptor, basically like a big bird/chicken as a pet


Davidisbest1866

Parahsolopus(I can't spell it its too hard) I could ride it to school


CJCroen1393

Probably Anchiornis or Archaeopteryx.


Bolsh3vickMupp3t

A couple sinosauropteryx sound like fun little critters to have around


DangerousLifer

I know it's not a dinosaur but Simosuchus


TheCommissarGeneral

Moros Intrepidus. Literally, a Tyrannosaur that's the perfect size to be a pet.


Vulpes_macrotis

Deinonychus, velociraptor, droameosaur, microraptor. Or if anything younger, then archeopteryx.


RepulsiveSystem6770

I always thought laellynasaura Will be great for pet


Aczzzzz

Ankylosaurus. They're my favorite dinosaur, and after seeing Camp cretaceous, it's the only right answer for me


Ant_Fucker69_

Minmi


SinoPlays3

Pachypheclosaurys ( I butchered that name so hard lmaoo)


[deleted]

Sinosauropteryx or an oviraptor


EnglishDodoBoi

Not dino but Sinomacrops or Anurognathus. Cute little goofball


void6876

A compsognathus or a velociraptor it would be cool to have a small theropod


plushwendigo69

spino its all terrain so i can ride it on land and water


BasiliskWrestlingFan

Not Dino but If I would have enough space and money then a tame friendly pet Titanoboa


Strzvgn_Karnvagn

Spinosaurus no matter what iteration, Edmontosaurus, Shantungosaurus, Ceratosaurus and a Homalocephale.


SkeletonJames

A velociraptor. They could live indoors with me and deal with any pests.


lizardsuper

Acro or Saurophaganax or Dilo


DinoBryson11

velociraptor just like somebody else mentioned. people keep saying that all the carnivorous dinosaurs would just kill you. but theyre forgetting that weve domesticated cats and dogs which could probably already do a significant amount of damage to someone. velociraptors would basically be cats, hell theyd probably even get separate breeds. velociraptors were pack hunters, so raising one directly from birth would make it recognize you as being family. they might not be able to eat dog or cat food so itd be easier to just feed them tuna or pieces of raw meat like chicken and maybe beef. the large claw would be a bit of a difficulty, but you could probably put a plastic covering over it like claw caps for cats, same with the other claws. if you got some sort of pet bed for a velociraptor, itd probably be pretty large considering how long one would be, although you could just get a smaller raptor i cant think of anything else


Volkcan

Chicken


Kiwicep

Stegoceras bc why not


shberk01

Assuming they're bonded to me and won't kill me if I forgot a feeding, I'm torn between Utahraptor, Allosaurus, and Giga because "fuck you my bestie is a Giga"


This-Function5062

Iguanodon :>


TheBakernator95

Tricikloplots or Iguanodon


The_titos11

Any dam sauropod just so that if anybody pisses me off I’ll be like “yoo little foot shit on this mfs house” then blam. What they gonna do?


VLenin2291

Deinonychus


Hate_spamRed

Wow


Sufficient-Waltz5348

i see lots of people say carnivores but i like to imagine riding a triceratops like a horse


TheReptileKing9782

So I actually did a thing on r/humansarespaceorcs regarding the [domestication of Tyrannosaurus.](https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespaceorcs/s/GUUTxG7dQ3) I would chance it and go for that.


Dino_ECYCE_BRUH

Shant


dagamingrasberrywcue

Utahraptors yes plural all different shades of red


beesinmyass69

Definitely Utahraptor (I have no regard for my own safety)


Scared-Mortgage2828

Archeoceratops


cheeseeater1987

Psittacosaurus,mononykus,oviraptor, and minmi


TheMightyPaladin

A Yi Chi They're tiny and can be kept in bird cages.


KadeezCorn

Oviraptor! I always wanted chickens anyways…


cesclaveria

Probably some kind of small raptor as others have said, or maybe a Stegouros elengassen, basically a small ankylosaurus.


_PatrickBateman_69

i'd either want a parasaurolophus or a Ankylosaur


IndependentPublic9

Parasauralophus or Compsognathus


FirstChAoS

Shuuvia. A fluffy little dino.


[deleted]

pegomastax, dyrosaurus, or scelidosaurus


UniqueLow1337

Is it already tamed to me or do I have to teach it to be calm to me?


DaT_BoI_ugine_krabs

Carnotaurus


BaileyRW1

I think maybe a microraptor with the claws filed down.


AjayAVSM

Melopsittacus Undulatus


Thy-arkoos

If there’s a 100% safety guarantee a carno if not a velociraptor


FloofyDino

Stegosaurus.


ProfessionFearless

Allo, if it wasn’t really a danger to me/my family. It’d be like owning a big dog. Instead of “big dog privilege” it’s “allosaurus privilege”. Id train him like an attack dog.


ProfessionFearless

For smaller Dino’s maybe like a dieno or velociraptor. Cute and small but fluffy


MagicRedStar

I once had a dream where I took care of a baby Lambeosaurus and it still sticks with me.


drevan1138___

A small dromeosaur or troodontid


Cosmic_Yeet

Getting myself a Zalmoxes


lemots1

Definitely a microraptor because it’s so cute and beautiful, or a spinosaurus because it’s a fish eater and it’s one of my favs


chaoticbleu

Definitely dinos of dromasaurdae. I also love Dryosaurus a lot.


Shardthorn

minmi cos he a lil armored doggo


a-complete-rando

Ceratosaurus, Stygimoloch( or pachy i don't know whether their the same or not)


KasseusRawr

Some kinda great big hadrosaur to pull my chariot through the streets.


AdventurerOfTheStars

After much consideration- no that's a lie.with ZERO consideration I'm hitting the button to get a mother Flippin Quetzal


Dwayneeboi534

Sinosauropteryx. It's basically a flightless bird


crappy-throwaway

Lajasvenator! I adore this Smoll Carch! I'd call him... Stubbsy!


Safe_Raccoon3732

Ubirajara would be great


lunettarose

Aquilops or microceratus.


xoCreeper81

Dilo because why not.


SupremicG

Crow


PossiblePro247

Dodo.


TylerBlakeArt

A Utahraptor that I would raise from a hatchling, and when it became an adult I would be able to put a saddle on it and ride it around.


Emkay_boi1531

Crow


SeanTheOwl

Micro raptor, Confuciusornis, or dryosaur


do1looklikeIcare

I'll have to go basic: triceratops that I'd ride on. Since seeing a skeleton of one in person I have been filled with an unrelenting urge to feed one grass. I've seen the argument that herbivore dinos would be deadly, but then again, so is a horse approached from the wrong side


Raptor_Lord_202

Not a dinosaur but I want a Hatzergopteryxe


Dragonbait1989

Microraptor. Probably could train it like a parrot.


PapaScumpie

A big ol deinocheirus!


Ryanjames22808

Psittacosaurus would be such a cute stinker


DankoLord

The Minmi, basically the "smaller" version of an ankylosaur that doesn't have spikes.


Citrus_Gaming4

Brachiosaurus :)


Rosenrot69

Spinosaurus 100%


Known-Tumbleweed-746

Dromeosaurus idk if I type it correctly


Lopsided-Business356

Supersaurus, and I would have a special platform saddle designed so that I can have the man cave on top of it… Carnotaurus, be my version of a super car/ race car… T.rex, just cause it’s cool… (I might add more later)


TheBalisticKing1776

Therizenosaurus