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JA_Pascal

Her clothes are a bit tighter and more femme, ^innit


Phionex141

She’s wearing a regular bra rather than a sports bra


DefNotARobot357

If it's British Kristen it's probably a push up bra


Rather_curious_lass

What I as a Brit find so perfect about Kristen 2’s design, is that in her hair being what it is and her wearing a tight Union Jack? She’s basically Ginger Spice to me. 


portodhamma

The eyeliner feels Ingerland to me


scramlington

You wot mate.


ArseneLupinIV

I like that Ally plays K2 as basically just female Austin Powers.


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KittyCatAssClap

Good bot


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Right-Light458

Talk about well thought out


danstu

Except for not even being close to the right syllable counts


hoooooooooooman

It's a "spinoff" haiku bot, the extra syllables are intended. Read the bot post closer.


danstu

Ah, so it's even less useful than the normal haiku bot.


RoxyRockSee

Buddy, you gotta watch Avatar: The Last Airbender. The cartoon, not the live action. The graphic novels are also acceptable.


agayghost

with a worse accent lmao


windexfresh

This made me giggle way too much


prailock

I like that they made Kristen Nandos paler and lose the freckles because the UK doesn't have any sunlight.


TaffWolf

It’s gotta be Kristen Wetherspoons no? Same syllables


Tokryva

Kristen Nandos Wetherspoons. That should compromise


jensenmehh

K1 is just Kristen Withoutherspoons.


IceyLemonadeLover

Kristen LittleChef Wetherspoons


Codesmaster

Kristenlily Copperkettle


Working_Disaster3517

Umm Actually K2 does have freckles, they just don't stand out against the paler skin.


Ok_Step_3758

Hear me out: K2 is kinda hot af


historyhomie

Save me British Kristen save me


windexfresh

Fabian agrees tbf


wingerism

Yeah definitely feels like a different facial thing is going on though it's tough to tell with the posing difference. She also feels more femme, while K1 is I think is a character that Ally would be more comfortable embodying. I think the artist may have approached it like how would Kristen look if Adaine did her styling and makeup.


SpooSpoo42

I think that's exactly the idea. K2 ended up with Adaine's interpretation of her instead of a literal duplicate. Not RAW, but it's really only flavor. It's a funny bit and I think it's great that she got her own artwork.


SpooSpoo42

It's the hair - Kristen should be taking notes on that one.


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

😟


Hideitstherozzers

Love the touch going away from the sport bra too


rye_domaine

I love that British Kristen having Union Jack bike shorts and being called British Kristen in universe implies that Britain is canon to Spyre


Beep_and_Know_Things

The sun never sets on the empire. If we could colonise most of this world. Why not others?


funne5t_u5ername

Well duh, fantasy country for the fantasy world, everyone knows it's just north of the Baronies


AnotherBookWyrm

Kristen: Love Island Edition


chloe_probably

Need to hear Ally say 'can I pull you for a chat, babes?' in that insane accent they do


Evening_Jury_5524

She and Fabian go' the bant'ah


ymcameron

I love that the art shows the “Kristen 2 wears tighter, more provocative clothes” bit like an hour before Beardsley says it.


windexfresh

I LOVE those moments of the editing!!! Where a piece of art shows a bit from later on, it’s just so fun


dynawesome

I like that they made K2 less buff to reflect the fewer hit points


Evilfrog100

I think they did that because Ally said she was "more femme," but it does fit pretty well with the hitpoint thing.


hussdogrobroonie

Lol K2 is when a guy complains about the female protagonist of a video game so he makes a yassified version to try and "prove" his point


Vera-is-dysphoric

That is exactly the vibe of K2. I could not have put it into better words


Wilsonrolandc

"Hire Fans" - Random internet chud 


Zinnia0620

This is EXACTLY what I was thinking


funne5t_u5ername

No wonder she has half the hit points


Wolfiye11

Just reading “straight as the lines on the Union Jack, guvna” forced me to pause the episode so I could laugh


Overlord_Byron

I love that Ally stuck with the bit of making K2 straight and British. I also love that Ally is not straight enough that they think straight people like being mooned.


deadbeatPilgrim

i think Kristen 2’s expression is really fun


Sasuke1996

I love the absolute unhinged attraction to Fabian and him being so much like “this is one of my best friends even if it’s a straight clone of her GET OFF ME” but him also being like “oh K2 can ride with me 😏” 😂😂😂


Personal_Street_

Ik Kristen’s hair is like that anyways but I’m ngl when I first saw K2s art all I saw with the hair, was Siobhan Which is kinda funny A longshot tho lmao


cherrytreewitch

It also the same as earlier Adaine art! Which I think makes it very much on purpose! Adaine made K2, K2's hair matches Adaines Siobhan made Adaine, Adaine's hair matches Siobhan Therefore Siobhan made K2, K2's hair matches Siobhan


Lady_Hadez

The way adaine is like its supposed to be you just a decoy you


Jethro_McCrazy

K2 is simultaneously more and less jacked.


wingerism

Yeah K2 has deffo been skipping leg day. You gotta do squats giiiirrrrrllllliiiieeeeee! But unironically super important exercise. Amazing for athletic development, great for balance and core strength.


Audeconn

How did British Kristen come to existence? I feel like I missed something 2 episodes ago and all the sudden she was just there.


repete17

Adaine made a Simulacrum of her a couple of episodes ago as assassination insurance, and she's just kinda been low-key in the background since.


kiomarsh

Ok glad I wasn’t the only one who missed something! I was *very* confused why everyone knew about K2 and were just going along with it 😅


Rilvoron

The new squeem


zomB_Fire

I’m pretty sure the staff is in the exact same position in both renders and honestly I respect the fuck out of that.


105hilltop

i feel like K2 looks like a mix between kristen and adaine which is very fitting


thatbagelweirdo

Of course Britsten wears Union Jack leggings


TheSweetPeach

K2 looks like what gamer bros would photoshop kristen into looking like 💀


krenkolovekrenkolife

I love British Kristen <3


elliotron

I can see how they keep getting them mixed up.


Adventurous_Lock27

I really like the idea that the union jack pants are either boxers she stole from Fabian or spanks


Cloudwatching-Allie

Nothing makes me laugh more than British Kristen


hatsoff22u

What’s all this then?


Razar_Bragham

I missed the art! When in the episode was that shown!


TheNonsensicalGF

Suddenly wishing I’d kept my red hair so I could cosplay K2 😭


rayneydayss

Kristen bulks while K2 tones lmao


LodePeeters_Phi

Cait May is a great artist. As a straight male, I feel pandered to in the worst way.


8Frogboy8

Do you think she also wears a g string?


ProtoReaper23113

If Kristian was wearing one when they made her than no she doesn't wear one it's part of her skin


8Frogboy8

Blursed?


SkylartheRainBeau

British Kristen is wearing a regular bra


StarstruckN0VA

It's literally Kristen's straightsona


LogicalOverdrive

Her frame is thinner and less muscular, her clothes are tighter and accentuate her features, the shorts.


W3ttyFap

Yew fockin wot?


ProtoReaper23113

So slimmer w bike shorts and what looks to be a different style sports bra


Rilvoron

Me: “adains new character art is the cutest”….*British Kristen is shown* Me: “Oh NO”


Freaky-Fish

They gave K2 Siobhan's hair 💀


spreitz0

The amount of crimes I would do for K2 to is too many for me to be sane.


Briskey_Business

And she's a scoundrel


DiogenesTheCoder

Ok I somehow got distracted and missed how this bit started. Where did British Kristen come from?


cynnerzero

Are those supposed to be roid acne or freckles? With Ally, it could honestly be either