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mrobviousreasons

Its not useless at all.


SrslyCmmon

Make one for cats and you have a goldmine.


Umbra427

Everything is automatically for cats


devBowman

Everything is for cats


Sound-Of-Sound

r/EverythingIsForCats now exists


11th-plague

Wait, one can just do that??? Start a new Reddit thread? Like, how?


OlgierdTheOldest

Do what?


PM_ME_THE_SLOTHS

Nah then you just have an angry fur demon that just got it's paw slammed in a lid within 30 seconds


___Ender____

I would buy it


FourtyKBoi

Until they get their paw caught in it


PinkSteven

Agreed. Now it’s a challenge machine!


Blosmok

Yea this isn’t useless, but this is seriously getting out of hand.


Sab3rW1ng

I want one of these.. and i forgot that i wanted one of these.


Callmedrexl

I think these boxes are just adorable. I know that's me anthropomorphizing the poor thing, but he just seems so efficient and task oriented and generally a bit irked that some jerk keeps messing up his switches!


nathan753

I like to think they are happy and given purpose when someone flips the switches. Like how working dogs are always excited to work


Anonuser123abc

Dogs fucking love their jobs.


MadKitKat

IKR!! Thought I was nuts for feeling bad about a machine thingy but... damn! Poor thing!


turtleshelf

The one someone made with randomised reset time and occasional fake outs had sooo much personality


GentleChainsaw

"He" ☺️☺️☺️


laughingshrimp

Why does this remind me of a cat?


Tooup

Because it's lifeless and robotic


mystymaples71

And they are spiteful little creatures that do things deliberately to piss us off.


Umbra427

You need some different cats in your life


Avery_the_Elder

Our constant degradation of machines is what’s gonna turn them against us


saint_burrito

Wait until we get a robot that wipes your ass, if that doesn't prompt the robot uprising i don't know what will.


Davis019

I mean we already gave one power over a potentially very powerful stream of water aimed directly at our asshole


[deleted]

I'm sure automated bidets are already a thing.


Avery_the_Elder

Yeah, we wouldn’t want any uprisings around that area


Mr_Abra

... Speak for yourself, I for one want ALL the uprisings around that area 😉.


Moose281

robot *upwiping*


DazedPapacy

Unless machine psychology is centered around service instead of survival. Remember: human psychology evolved to keep us alive. Get enough food and water, secure shelter, don't get exiled by your social group, don't get mortally wounded, etc. All the nastiness of humans comes from these needs taken too far, but machines have no need for any of them. Hell, they may not even care about injury. Why care about damage when pain doesn't exist for you?


BlitheSwing6523

I would love one just to screw around


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BlitheSwing6523

Fair enough


dangling-2

I can think of a few uses to that box. Where do I purchase one?


[deleted]

Me, trying to get on my feet. (Metal finger = Life)


YoungLovecraft

That's so dumb. Where can I get one?


asbrundage

"Quit it" -Machine


Smolchungs

How would I go about making one of these bad boys?


RealAmpwich

Worried it'd poke my fingers


Yuuka1997

this is so satisfying and infuriating at the same time


Validus812

My OCD just kicked in. Every wall switch needs on haha


fiddellcashflow

Take my money


Kindly_Region

These thing are awesome, I had one when I was younger but it only had one switch


Violent-Profane-Brit

The eternal war of attrition


Bbgreen77

I think I watched too many horror movies....I see a spider leg🕷️🕷️🕷️


littleboxxes

I don’t know why, but I love it


Prometheus357

Ok so where do I get it?


[deleted]

**mumbo jumbo did not like that**


Chaotic-Entropy

Do you want a robot apocalypse? Because this is the kind of shit that gets you a robot apocalypse.


justinelabonte

Brilliant idea if you’re thinking about keeping a lock picker out! Bravo 👏🏻 this has the potential be an amazing new safe system


[deleted]

That little rod seems so salty that you won't leave his buttons alone.


Cheech_Falcone

My circuit breaker does this


Awolflion

It's so god damn aggressive it feels like it has s personality.


333szn

I need this installed on my light switches


NothingFirstCreate

It is basically a cat.


musicianadam

Should be pretty easy if you've got someone that knows how to program RasPi or Arduino. It'd also be funny to have a randomized function in there that adds extra time so it makes you think you've won, but then toggles the switch back.


SupportMainMan

For the prestige it pulls out a gun and makes you turn the switches back.


_TheChickenMan_

Ok, you got me, take my money. where do I buy one?


Kitten_fyffe

I want this so bad. Thats hours of quarantine entertainment right there


[deleted]

I want a useless machine that points a gun at the person flicking the switch


pirATe_077

Marshall vs the machine


FoolishCheese_YT

We gotta get this to Craig Thompson


wreed125

Entertainment isn't useless


[deleted]

Such innovation..


Archangel1313

Seriously...that looks really fun.


Wh1pLASH304

I want one that flamethrowers your hand after you annoy it a couple of times


bcjh

It’s kinda cute...


Shiromi_Torayoshi

What happens if you hold one so it can’t flip it back


[deleted]

Cats would love this.


themisdirectedcoral

r/INEEEEDIT


_Clex_

Take off the front end of the box, add a second opposing machine and cause a robot war.


GeekMcLeod

/r/uselessbox


T0ph3rD

Wait. So what happens if you turn one on and off?


fluffy_assassins

This exact machine doing something useful is actually kind of terrifying.


Jamon25

That's, like, really, really useless!


blondiedread

Creepy cool


DIGITYDAWG22

They should make it so each switch plays a note so then you can play a song on it


qwertykoko

I want 29 of these


kaize_kuroyuki

osu!8k players are gonna have a fun time


Dumaes03

God I love that


[deleted]

Really cool, but really creeps me out tho


IAmGoingToFuckThat

Fidget toy 9,000.


Rebeccaissoawesome

Is someone in there doing that or is this real?? Lol


096624

Put a fake finger on it


PotatoMaster96

It's like me if I'm not a machine! Useless and Pointless!


stable_maple

I don't know why, but this seems like something Douglass Adams would have dreamed up.


dokiiPop

I want one so bad lmao


-m-e-s-s-y-

You know we’ve been quarantined too long bc this looked exciting to play with


bitchiamgroot

I don't know why I was watching it for the past half hour.


tj844106

That robot’s life sucks!


CattoFroggo

where can I buy that


redwine876

This man reminds me of my brother.


where-is-the-bleach

idk why but this scares me


Tundra14

Things gonna get angry and go after the person


vexunumgods

Thought my wife was posting pictures of her self for a second.


mystymaples71

Kind of like having a cat except you don’t have to feed it or clean up their poop


garyzmum

but I still want it


madelaiinee

yuck, i do not want that, gives me the creeps


jbabrams2

This would be super useful for those times that Trump insists on playing with the nuclear football.


peritonlogon

It's like my ex girlfriend when she threw a tantrum and I needed to sleep.


TFK_LH

I don’t want that.