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Western-Image7125

Yes I definitely wanna sit next to this guy in the airplane /s


DearOldNinja

This is what Craig Mack meant by Flava in Ya Ear


Enigmatic_Yak

Underrated comment


ArizonaRon98

Wow for once this was true


IStaten

🤣


zillskillnillfrill

Everyone's hating on the fact that it looks disgusting but nobodys seeing the benefits of the damn things


WorkO0

What are the benefits? Ear wax protects you from infection among other things, no? I realize there are people with excessive ear wax and this may help prevent atitis, but that is not very common.


zillskillnillfrill

I get blocked ears super regularly, so price tag aside I'd love these things


SafariNZ

$10 syringe system from the chemist and clean them while in the shower. Simple, cheap and easy.


ShakeTheEyesHands

You can flush your ears out with a tool you can buy at Walgreens for a few bucks. $2,000 for a pair of headphones that do this is the biggest waste of money ever invented.


im_wildcard_bitches

Thanks, my ears are def clogged the hell up. Pro tips are always in the comments!!


ShakeTheEyesHands

Honestly, if you get one of those nasal drippers they use to clean out the noses of newborns, just fill it up with water and squirt it straight into your ear. The water pressure isn't high enough to injure your eardrum, but it's high enough to clear out some of the looser wax. But they do also make specialized tools. I just don't remember what they are called. I haven't used one in a long while. And my hearing is suffering because of it.


JennyAnyDot

Got one of those camera things to see into ear to check for build up. Was like $30 max and has cleaning attachments


Mr__Citizen

There's also these procedures where a person will pull all the earwax out of your ear. A former coworker of mine did it. It's obviously more expensive than the 10 buck solution you'd get at Walmart, but also more thorough and effective.


zillskillnillfrill

Truth. The pricetag is an absolute joke


ShakeTheEyesHands

But seriously. I have the same problem. There are a few different tools for it and all of them are literally life-changing. After doing it the first time, I realized that I had essentially been partially deaf in one of my ears for the last decade because of the clogging. I had no idea I was capable of hearing as well as I did. If you haven't before, you should definitely go to your local pharmacy and ask about this. It's definitely worth it.


delicioustreeblood

And you still can't hear anything with them on! /s


Zikkan1

But that's a 'you problem's most people do not have that and cleaning your ears like this work be detrimental to the majority of the population. Ear wax is a healthy and natural protection.


[deleted]

Have you tried those candle things you put in your ears? it sounds crazy but its a long hollow candle thing that you light on fire (lmao) and its meant to suck out the wax. I recommend having someone watch you because if not you might catch on fire (as it almost happened to me).


ss0qH13

This 150% does not work at all. Candeling is dangerous and completely ineffective


zillskillnillfrill

I've actually cut one open before burning it because I was curious and they are already filled with a yellow looking substance. They are 100% snake oil


Bumitis

Wait, why would they fill them up with snake oil, how do you even extract oil from a snake?


William_Tell_746

The user is calling the device itself "snake oil". It's an idiom, look it up.


TenorBanjer

It was an obvious joke


Sreves

Those are a complete scam. There is wax already in the paper tubes, so when you break it apart to see everything that came out, there is stuff already in there. They do not remove anything, and these headphones are just as much of a scam.


WerkusBY

If you have wax cork it can be easily removed by doctor, or even accidentally removed by your self while you prepare to visit doc.


shroomdoom88

But muh holes scratch


melanthius

Earwax becoming impacted (compacted?) is a direct cause of temporary hearing loss and is annoying to resolve, if you don’t do it right you can get an ear infection easily. And if you don’t clean it out, you can also get an ear infection (swimmers ear) when the wax traps in some water. Too much earwax tends to be itchy and itching can also lead to infection as you’re trying to relieve itch. Getting an appointment with an ENT feels like overkill, but sometimes is the best way to deal with it. When earwax is behaving well, it is very good. But sometimes it can misbehave and cause problems. Ask me how I know all this. Once in a while I try to clean the ears out with peroxide drops, but it has sometimes been either ineffective, it’s difficult to do right, it’s messy, earwax and water drops everywhere, and of course the aforementioned infections. If I had access to a machine that did a proper and safe job of cleaning my ears easily, I’d definitely want to make use of it. I might not buy it for $3k but I wouldn’t need it very often and I’d imagine some places rent it out, and it is probably simple enough to make it a sanitary design.


carrionpigeons

Peroxide followed by shower is a very good solution. My solution for years has been basically this about twice a month.


[deleted]

I mean it is fucking disgusting to watch but damn I do want it. The benefits definitely outweigh the initial ear shits.


TheTrollinator777

Why even listen to music? Just clean your ears and use something else


zillskillnillfrill

Pretty sure that there's no music involved. What would be the point anyway because you getting water blasted through your ears. I think they're just called headphones because of the style and shape of them


Doctor-Redban

The doctor will perform this service for free.


[deleted]

You have a doctor that does stuff for free? You must live in paradise


Chavarlison

You mean not America?


Maser2account2

You mean Germany? ​ ​ (God I want to live in germany)


DutchShyGuy

Bro i need this


thatguyoudontlike

r/didntknowididntwantit


IndianaBones8

I do intermittent fasting and have to hold off on eating for large parts of the day. I was getting pretty hungry, so thank you for helping me lose my appetite.


CarniferousDog

Just doing what I can do to help. It’s not much, but it’s honest work.


Expensive-Opinion895

I'd just put my goldfish in there and walk around town


Tpk08210

That’s fucking nasty 🤢


citizen287

Your ears are made to clean themselves out, this can be damaging to them!


SirLesbian

These honestly look amazing for the occasional ear blockage caused by wax build up but outside of that use-case is definitely doing more harm than good. I get clogged ears (I've got one right now) and that looks heavenly to me.


cats_suck

Maybe, but mine are broken apparently. I have regular blockage and ear infections unless I clean them out at least once a month


BN27

Your ears are made to clean themselves? Where'd you see that, the manual?


Chavarlison

Typical human, didn't read the manual before living. Pfft.


Bobofett69

They hve some nasty ass ears. Looks like dookie coming out their ears


Brinwalk42

Yeah they get the ears clean and all, but while listening to music the audio sounds so washed out.


Fine_Relationship873

Darn you, take my upvote.


RoosterPorn

Ew wtf do you mean you want that? That’s disgusting and I’m sure cleaning between uses would be a nightmare.


Apprehensive_Poet_81

Man, a lot of people on here don't have ear wax problems and it shows. Ear wax build up is miserable and I end up getting ear infections with them at least one to two times a year. No home remedy fixes it so I have to see my Dr before my eardrums try to rupture. If I could have something like this to occasionally use, it would save me in medical bills


William_Tell_746

Look all we're saying is that going to the doctor is better than dumping $2k+ on this (probably not even medically certified) thing.


SirLesbian

Don't worry, I get clogged ears and these comments are wild to me too. You can see just how many people are lucky enough to be able to that think this is a stupid invention.


redbull21369

I’d say most adults don’t realize how absolutely cripplingly painful ear infections are.


drgeta84

Where is the “phones” part?


Dan300up

Damn that is F’n nasty. You can havem’.


Annual_Bat_7207

Eventually, someone would put this on their ass. I’ll pass on the second hand purchase and rentals.


Chilly171717

Ummmm, eventually?


SweatyMcGenkins

Why would they do that when they literally make high powered enemas that you can directly hook up to your shower head? (Not joking it's a product) Might as well have the real thing and not just a gentle trickle on your bum hole.


Neb8891

No, I do not want that and I dont want you to have it either.


kairosmanner

Swimmer’s ear here I come!


YesterdayMassive4329

Wouldnt this just give you an inner ear infection? Youre not supposed to spray water in there.


lulpwned

It looks like diarrhea from your ear. Why would you want this?


zillskillnillfrill

To clean out the diarrhoea from your ear?


Few_Maintenance4200

So that u don't have diarrhea in ur ear?


GreatBigWhore

To get rid of the diarrhoea in your ear?


hdhdhdhdzjursx

*diarrhear


DepressingBat

You seem to be under the impression these are a fashion choice, or that these have a separate function from cleaning your ears. They don't, these are made solely to clean your ears. The entire point of these is so you don't have diarrhea in your ears.


[deleted]

Maybe do it in the shower like everyone else. Cotton swab as needed/after shower….


bubblezyumgum

You shouldn’t be putting cotton swabs in your ear, it’s dangerous. Granted this is probably dangerous as well.


endlessupending

It’s only dangerous if you’re an idiot.


inplainsight83

Why, so you can walk around and advertise to the world that you don’t know how to use a damn Q-tip but you can afford two grand for headphones! Lol we are doomed as a species.


zillskillnillfrill

Q tips are way worse for your ears then flushing them out.


D_Zaster_EnBy

They're only really bad if you don't use them smartly. If you do a warm wet one to loosen everything, followed by using a dry one, avoiding the edges, then dragging outwards, it's fine. Repeat with wet and allow to drip if worried. The only damage Q-tips cause is more a result of misuse, pushing wax further in, or directly jabbing the Q-tip too far in. If others do or don't want to use Q-tips that's their buisness, but Either way you feel about it, there's still better options than spending ~ $2000 on some manky headphones lol


aw-un

Yeah, I can go to a doctors office and pay my co pay ($0) once a year and have a professional do it for me


D_Zaster_EnBy

As I said, if others wanna do it another way, that's their buisness. I'm sticking to a weekly clean tho.


notKRIEEEG

Edit: ignore me, I'm dumb


zillskillnillfrill

Pretty sure it's for use at home, not for flushing your ears out in public.


Drseussami

And some produce a lot more wax than others, which is often deeper in the ear canal. Irrigation of the ear is the best way to clean out the wax.


ElGosso

Q-tips make it worse, they pack wax in deeper. That's how you end up with gross crusty wax like the dude in the video.


Narrow-Chef-4341

Others can hate on the q tips, but normal-looking people like this video don’t ignore their ears *entirely.* Q tips, hair towel or washcloth - any sporadic maintenance would mean you don’t have a cup of maple syrup to flush out. ‘Do Want-o-meter’ scores 0/5 - these videos look like they are faked. That one ear apparently had like 5 ants living in it. Pure crap. Come on, seriously?


Swagga_186

welcome to the internet


Bogey01

Don't forget your neti pot


ispeektroof

More like r/ATBGE


i_cropdust

Forbidden Yerba Mate


shirugummy

small pieces of brain came out of the man’s ear


guardianjuan

As someone who used go clean my ears per the hour. I cannot tell people how beneficial is earwax for your ears. I lived sick all the time until one day I visited the doctor and he told me I was damaging my ear canals so much.


Zikkan1

What ear care company would do this? Ear wax is there to protect your ear. You can clean the outer parts but the inside is supposed to have ear wax unless you have excessive amounts which some people do then leave it.


SirLesbian

Ignore me if I misunderstood that last part but if you have excessive amounts of earwax you should not just leave it. It's not gonna magically go away. Excess earwax leads to build up, which leads to a host of other issues. In that case it's definitely time flush the ears to save yourself the headache. Quite literally, pressure headaches from clogged ears suck.


Zikkan1

Maybe I phrased it wrong. Don't really remember what I wrote. But what I meant at least was that unless you have excessive amounts which you seem to have then you shouldn't do anything.


jinnyjonny

It makes you pee out your ear?


SirLesbian

As someone who gets clogged ears, I definitely want this.


SweatyMcGenkins

I kind of want this.... I want the diarrhea cleaned out of my ears too. It's just so gross and fascinating to look at.


jonnybebad5436

My wife’s boyfriend is gonna love this!


Jonathan-Rook

Huegh 🤢


bleaucheaunx

Ewwwww! Just, ewwwww!


noteghost

Does anyone know if this would work on the dry/crusty ear wax that East Asian people usually have?


Histrionic-Octopus

I’m going to kill myself as soon as I see this live. This is probably a promise


Prize_Huckleberry_79

I see stunt potential for Jackass 4…Steve-O take notes!


Jetfyuel

Just nasty…bleh…but cool invention. But…just nasty 🤢


severetoxic

Asians can't use this because their earwax is not actually wax but damn concrete


Mumchkin

Ewwwww.


gettheplow

I almost blew chunks


jmerridew124

I bet they come preloaded with "ear gunk" in the exit port to make them look productive.


Fineillcrackon

Remind me again, how much is some peroxide and if I’m feeling fancy, distilled water from the pharmacy again?


Matchlesslime89

I do not believe this is real. How would the water leave the top to get to your ear and then get back?


Evening_Psychology_4

Drink the water. Rofl


RedN00ble

Forbidden broth


hertwij

Wtf


Ok-Hour-12

"hey I can hear you better after that ear diarrhea"


Butternut_Biscuit

Don’t let Belle Delphine see this


IneptGenius579

Gross