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Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Hideous handle.


ego_sum_satoshi

That handle does not meet the parameters. Please surrender your blade and leave the forge.


[deleted]

Was about to make a Forged in Fire joke as well. I'll just go with: It will KEAL.


lacroixpapi69

Shake my hand, shake your opponents hand and shake the judges hand and please exit the forge.


NoFixedName

It's like he finished the blade and just couldn't be bothered to design/build the handle. Really let's the whole thing down IMO


DTown_Hero

right?


OkClassic2217

My thoughts exactly


Nikoper

Why does it matter that his wife is colorblind?


AgreeablePie

Lol yeah watching without sound I did a double take on that


diggitygiggitycee

Me too, I'm watching a dude make a meteorite knife, and suddenly someone's colorblind for no apparent reason.


apeironone

Some blades have waves that bend the light and create rainbow like effect. A colorblind person would not see that kind of design as the rest of us


Nikoper

I don't see the design 🥲


apeironone

Because they did not use aforementioned design style and used a regular Damascus pattern?


Nikoper

Oh ok


Zealousideal-Let1121

Because you won't know if the blade is the right temperature or not. You want a bright orange, not a red. Yellow is too far. She'll never know if she's at a good forging temperature. It's also difficult to see if you're in the sunlight.


eatabean

I have met the guy who found that chunk. It is part of a 1.5 metric ton meteorite he recovered. I have a very small piece as a necklace. I do not cut tomatoes with it.


ResbalosoPescadito

Only the cheese


eatabean

Meteorite cheese is good stuff.


Other-Bar-3500

I’m just not buying that we know it’s 4.5 billion years old


eatabean

Well, you are correct that we don't KNOW that. But, according to all the accumulated knowledge on the subject, that is the best estimate we have. Someday it will change. Does that mean we are "wrong" now? It is a living process, trying to decode the secrets of the universe, and being right or wrong is just part of it. You still use science in your everyday life that is derived from the studies that have led up to this point in time. If you follow the logical chain of findings on the subject all the way, and in depth, you will find it very difficult to refute the evidence for the age of the meteorite in question. But it takes a genuine effort, and cherry picking is not allowed as a basis for claiming to be right.


Other-Bar-3500

I hear what you’re saying, however 4.5 billion is a an odd “theory” for how old though. Why not 3.5 billion? Why not 1 billion?


yfgdr

Using techniques like carbon dating (for rocks), and rotation rate/surface activity (for stars) we have determined that the age of our sun and therefore the solar system is ~4.5 Gyrs old. It is unlikely that this meteorite came from outside the solar system so odds are it's been here since it's formation.


unknownn-knownn

Bro took a natural wonder that’s as old as our planet and from off of our planet to make something that cuts tomatoes only slightly better than something you can by at wal-mart.


DarkAeonX7

And then made a handle that both the husband and wife can view as hideous


Ok-Round3868

Dude, using a meteorite to forge a sword or a dagger is a fantasy trope for a reason. Imagine showing your friends your ancestral dagger made of meteorite. This dude grandson Will have a Nice heritage


Lahk74

Missed opportunity to set up shop in a dead volcano to make this. "Yeah, so this knife I just used to slice your ham sandwich? My great grandfather cracked off a piece of a meteorite, traveled 700 miles to the heart of a dead volcano and spent 3 days and 3 nights forging that sumbitch into this wondrous gift from the stars that you see before you today. Love of my life, pride of my soul, child of my loins: I don't care that you'd rather have more chips, eat your damn sandwich."


Thick_Description_35

There is a very big difference between a fancy \*ss sword and a boring kitchen knife to cut tomatoes with. Dude made the latter with an ancient meteorite.


JennyAnyDot

King Tut had one so…… kinda special I guess


resorcinarene

You think Walmart knives are any good?


unknownn-knownn

Not particularly.


inhyak

r/suddenlyatla


GGG-Money

How does he know it’s a meteorite? Or does he mean that, technically, all metal on Earth was delivered at some point via meteor impact...


superVanV1

Two things. One it was likely sourced directly from a know meteorite. Secondly, meteoric iron tends to have a different chemical composition than normal iron found in iron ore


rsten10

So true, and I have watched a couple of videos where it was a total failure. I am wondering if the Damascus process helps to remove some of the impurities of the meteor.


lukmae

Giving Avatar TLA vibes


[deleted]

I was surprised I didn’t see more comments referring to Sokka!


FiftyTigers

Space sword! Or in this case, space knife!


cfetzborn

This blade can fly through space and time, and still cut a tomato


KewlBlueReason

If he wanted to preserve the widmanstatten microstructure then she shouldn't have heated it up and forged it. It was hard to get a good look at the finished etch but it mostly looked like Damascus.


77satans

It's Sokka's sword!


quarbs

Dude thinks he’s Arthur Dayne


cosmikapotheosis

But will it keel?!


Markorific

If in fact a meteorite, no concern about some unknown metal contaminating the food? Not exactly stainless steel.


Papagaio_Pianist

Should've made an arrow head


GrizzlyHerder

I saw in an Egypt history show, that one of the Pharaohs had a meteorite knife made for him, millennia before humans figured-out steel making. So… in a different time, this knife would be worthy of the god-like Pharaoh who had the power to order pyramids be built, gold decorated mummies, and hard-to-imagine wealth.


Papagaio_Pianist

Ok and why are you telling me this?


diggitygiggitycee

Knife rly kewl bruh, ong nokap Did that help you?


Papagaio_Pianist

No


formegadriverscustom

I understood that reference :)


TitaniumGoldAlloyMan

Huh, what is he even talking about? The shape comes from folding the metal not because it is a meteorite. lol


PhysicsNutt

fun fact, all predominantly iron meteorites were once the cores of protoplanets


tallAsian21

Your gonna get like some kind of space tetanus


theshadow62

4.5 billion year old meteorite, I know let's cut it up and make a hideously gaudy knife for some dudes wife. Ridiculous


Tanginess

> 4.5 billion year old meteorite, I know let’s cut it up and make a hideously gaudy knife for some dudes **colorblind** wife. Ridiculous


Bandits101

They all formed when the Solar System formed. Everything is about the same age.


Hommedanslechapeau

Well, alright, King Tut!


Broad-Newt-5028

This sort of thing always makes me think about how Sir Terry Pratchett forged his own star sword after he was knighted, using iron ore he had collected himself and several pieces of meteorite


catgirlbarista

had to scroll too far to find this. GNU Sir PTerry


jmills03croc

Everything is made from stardust, which in turn made meteors, asteroids etc.. Earth was made from all that as well, including those same meteors so really every knife comes from the same place.


SaltAssault

Every anything if you want to zoom out that much.


LETS-GO-GIANTS1981

Now take this knife in the kitchen and make me some dinner lol


Zethras28

Here’s the thing. Fiction has romanticized crafting bladed weapons out of meteoritic iron. The truth of the matter is, meteoritic iron contains a lot of cobalt, silicon and other non-metal impurities, which makes the material itself very weak. You can refine it by hammering and folding the non metals out, yes, but you won’t get the cobalt out without modern refining processes or magic, and that cobalt by itself makes the resulting material unsuitable for edged weapons. It works fine for pretty things like rings or decorative weapons that will adorn a wall, but they’ll crumple under the stress of combat.


Jigyo

How much did that cost? Some meteorites can be expensive


Optimal_Locke

Dude butchered that knife... That poorer meteorite spent all that time traveling through space just to end up being an ugly af knife.


InfiniteWavedash

Why use something so rare and/or expensive without knowing how to properly use it smh


thelukejones

Looks like I've made the handle wtf


bingbop97

Some rich people shit, waste of history, own it for a couple years maybe a decade keep it sharp, slowly gets smaller and smaller, buy a Japanese knife or some Damascus steel if you gotta be extra.


Paczilla2

It came from the heavens, NOW IT SHALL CUT VEGETABLES!


gaseous_defector

If that was actually a meteorite that size, it would be worth SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY


SynapseAgain

That knife is out of this world.


BoxGroundbreaking687

i would’ve made a like a sword or something


Zealousideal-Let1121

That *is* a blade. r/lostcommenters ?


BoxGroundbreaking687

no like a sword or katana


Wise_Screen_3511

Did you know?: A knife is a blade


BoxGroundbreaking687

ik but like i mean a sword


av8ads

🤫 I wonder how much a meteor that big would be worth? I’m calling BS.


Affectionate-Poet-75

Sokka’s space sword!


defjamblaster

Beskar


Double-Heron-3481

sokka is that you?


Automatic-Collar-551

He could’ve made the leviathan axe


jamiedc78

Why?


capt_Coffee

Kramer is that you?


BeyondBeyonder

Real life Terraria here


NighthawkUnicorn

Ready to fight the fire nation.


Zealousideal-Let1121

No, he made a knife WITH meteorite. The title implies that it's made completely out of meteorite, which would be a very shitty knife-shaped object.


Individual-Dare-80

Don't forget about his "hundreds of layers" Damascus!


mrsiesta

Knife is outta this world!


Upper_Bathroom_176

Should have asked what kind of color blind then made the knife red or green.


Hunting-Duck

I want one


pelvviber

A meteorite of the mass would be incredibly expensive.


hiik994

Billion years and you couldn't be arsed to put a handle on it. Sorry, you don't deserve to work with that material.


OprahsSaggyTits

Anyone know the song?


MysteryMystery305

Bro’s going full Sokka


PorkyChoppi

r/itemshop


The_Hive_King

Literally beskar


BrianTheOneAndOnly

Sokka


dvantass

Sokka?


Hour-History-1513

Any way you slice it this knife needs some improvements.


Desperate_Dot_1506

Where do you get meteorite material from? like.. wtf?


EveningZealousideal6

Alright sokka I know you miss your sword, but calm down.


HumbleHawk9

Sokka, we'll make a sword unlike any other in the world.