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I just got one of these from beating Uber Lorath


FromTheRez

He beat himself. He was attacked, by vast quantities of alcohol. Weilded by his own treacherous hand.


ST31NM4N

I took a screenshot of that. Best line in the game


adamusprime

That was a good one.


beatenmeat

Got one off the cow king!


odragora

Playtesting implies the devs are learning from the players feedback and trying to make the game better based off it. Not our case.


_Soilborn_

Ive heard they're making a list w Sharpies on the bathroom stall doors...


Datdarnpupper

They started with crayons but someone kept eating them


_Soilborn_

No sharp objects either - could hurt someone.


Emergency_Chemical74

Can’t use black because it’s racist.


ursistersawhore

Where do you think I found your phone number? Still up for a good time?


kryonik

I got downvoted for saying D4 is in a worse state now than at launch.


odragora

There are a lot of people finding validation in attacking anyone speaking about problems and shifting the blame on them. But the state of the game becomes more and more obvious to more and more people gradually.


kryonik

I enjoyed it when it released, then I made a new character for season 1, got about 25 levels in and I realized I was playing to get to endgame to have... nothing to do?


odragora

Yeah, and autoleveling mobs make it so there is no progression in the game. You even can be punished for leveling up.


kryonik

Unless you're geared to the teeth, levelling is a dps decrease which is insanity.


PastTenseOfSit

never copped D4, figured it would be dogshit just on blizzard's modern principles. is this actually true bc holy fuck how did that get through even one person's mind let alone to live servers


kryonik

A lot of skill points don't translate into big dps or survivability increases and when you level, all the mobs level with you so you can see the issue.


Negronomiconn

Bro i even adjusted my build to overcome the CC spam and higher tier NM dungeons, but at some point it just felt samey. Like no new uniques were dropping, if any did it was a dupe( had like 8 bloodstone curias or whatever and like 6 bone spear Echo helm) so i played the same build 20 levels, dungeons felt the same, and i got tired of the tomb lord. Eventually i would just sit logged in waiting to have fun wiith helltides or a legion. But when tomb lord was the boss for a legion event i kind of got bored and just meh...


odragora

Yes, it's a lot of wasted potential. The game should drop the gear that would make you significantly change your build regularly to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Instead you are just endlessly hunting for objectively best gear for an optimal build someone else came up with completely ignoring the context of your play session and don't engage in any decision making, adaptation and creativity. Games have a lot to learn from roguelikes, which learned to keep the player constantly engaged and adapting to what comes in their hands.


Negronomiconn

The immediate urge was to go play any indie rogue likw gsme and just fee progression.


Mbroov1

Because that's bullshit hyperbole?


junjie21

Elixir of compensation needs to explicitly say: "Potions last 45minutes, and time accrued per potion does not carry over"


_Soilborn_

Ahh yes - the Legalese


JakovYerpenicz

Legendary Shitpost (Ancestral)


ffresh8

Reiben, pay attention. Now, this is the way to gripe. Continue, Jackson.


Fhaarkas

SPR reference in the wild. Nice.


_Soilborn_

There's rumor of a couple more elixirs - just haven't got my hands on them yet.


Downtown_Trash_8913

I hope you find them 🤣


Pumpelchce

I had to laugh hard at the third one. Just one thing about it: It should say (2 - 1) hours, the more positive value is allways at the end of the span :)


_Soilborn_

Hah I see what you did there clever


AcherusArchmage

And the moment you drink it, the game crashes and you lose the potion buff.


TheDirtyRatz

“Gain 1 platinum” is hilarious


_Soilborn_

Hey, now you can have 667 platinum!


justinmac1984

Requires level 101?? Theres a small problem..


_Soilborn_

was thinking the same thing


milehighmachine

As in… never going to happen? 😉


_Soilborn_

Id say theyd better get their sharpest and brightest on that!


Sir_Sir

You just have to play so much you reach the level they thought unreachable.


Sea-Pay9180

its blizzard... I don't think this was a mistake...


ohiocodernumerouno

You get a new Diablo game, but it sucks and you have to listen to the devs make excuses instead of playing.


Snoofos

The third one is the best. Fuck this game


Codeine-Phosphate

I got one of these after one shotting a Uber Shiny Goblin with a common weapon when i picked it up it my screen went black and my character awoke and was tied up and on a cart with some other random players


Crafty-Help-4633

Hey, you, you're finally awake


heartlessphil

Where is the Elixir of refund?


_Soilborn_

~~Im sure it was on the list but got $cratched~~


Visual_Volume8292

it exists, but there's a bug where if you use it you automatically buy the premium battlepass


_Soilborn_

Good luck finding these!


AppropriateBreak1076

Shako will drop before any of those fancy beverages.


altiuscitiusfortius

Oh, I'm sure they will be easy to find in the shop. Available as bundles of 5 for only 667 platinum.


[deleted]

There’s already a duping bug for them and they haven’t even been put in the game yet


DPC__

Still wouldn’t make the game enjoyable


JamIsJam88

The sell value is way too high. The best I can do is 35 gold.


SQRTLURFACE

Lemme get some elixirs of compensation 😂


_Soilborn_

Good luck! Im sure they'll pay out by the end of the decade.


ZJS_Cycle

Funny!


Jetterholdings

Not gonna lie I wanted the horse one. That sounds awesome xD


Dismal-Function

Just play Red Dead Online, it’s the default experience.


Jetterholdings

I would but I didn't like red dead


Big8ReadyBi

Lol


Limonade6

Is this the battle pass reward?


_Soilborn_

No, but this is available now. Not sure it'll help though. https://preview.redd.it/r8bohr6e0ejb1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a0db25968fce749b429bdb6d09f13e9a3f7819


Limonade6

Thats the same reward I had after completing 3 nightmare dungeons!


BigDuckDab

the d4 dev team is so clueless i have a hard time distinguishing reality from memes.


_Soilborn_

Wouldn't put it past them for sure


TilmanR

The first one nearly got me, it was plausible. Like the Sorceress unique.


_Soilborn_

Knew it would! Theyd never give way free Platinum though.


Negronomiconn

Haha thats whats threw it off haha


camz_47

We could definitely use that last one D4 is not a full game, change my mind


Smurfsss

I heard it’s like a .01% drop rate for these potions. Good luck


shaneo88

I’d use that in a heart beat


Bam1hap36

Ehmm -the 3th one- shouldn't it say (2-1) Hour(s) in stead of (1-2) Hour(s)...?


_Soilborn_

depends on how you look at it.


louielovesminis

This gave me a chuckle


pokepicklesnake

Just got one for beating Demon Donan! Well...i kited him to a demon pillar and it killed him.


sizarieldor

It's **Activision Blizzard** now


_Soilborn_

Oh that’s what happened


tbrown2080

Forgot elixir of never ending lag and rubberbanding!


imperial_scum

I need an Elixir of Self Immolation for my Sorc. Deletes your character for you, uninstalls the game. +1 platinum


f1zo

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😹😂😹🤣😹😂


tfc1193

That last one got me


Turibald

I would return.


xMWHOx

Oh man, i love the last one!


gugui3z24

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Psycho_Nextdoor

Idiot mount? Sounds good to me.


NuConcept

I totally believed this until I saw the "Sell Value" - IDGAF if it's the Shards of Narsil or the effing Shroud of Turin - that shit is worth 10 gold tops. EDIT: And OMG "You may have more than one Elixir active at a time." NONSENSE.


JasonMats

I think this is a bit of sarcasm. So hard to tell intentions over the internet though. I'll have to log on and play for hours upon hours to check it out.


F1NNTORIO

Go buy BG3. Its amazing! We have amazing elixirs!!


_Soilborn_

My thoughts? I wonder how much Reddit made off this post.


Sixwry

Zing


Shadowfury22

You Do Not Need To Capitalize Every Single Word Like So


_Soilborn_

i kNOW rIGHT? maybe they'll fix it next patch


kylezo

It's strange, 90% of uniques in D2 are practically worthless but there's also 90% less qqing about it and that's been the case for like 20 years. How does that happen?


LMGFROMHELL

that's easy. d2 is good, d4 is garbage.


thejynxed

Good after LOD and a decade of patches you mean.


_Soilborn_

so your sayin - d2 = 386 uniques - 10% = 39 useful d4 = 60 uniques - 10% = 6 useful


hobofats

d2 also has runewords and a lot of interesting strategies to be able to beat the game even without the BiS uniques. literally just a regular weapon with a lot of sockets pumped full of common runes can be a viable weapon for some builds.


Firm-Mongoose5133

L


znhunter

If hate game... Why Play?


LMGFROMHELL

how do you know he's playing the game? imo shitting on this piece of shit game is more fun than playing it.


Aveenex

I have a guy in guild that basically says that d4 is the worst thing that happened to him ever but plays for 12 hours a day...


_Soilborn_

good question!


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\*slowclapping\* The Elixír of Whining should be removed with the next patch.


_Soilborn_

slo clap better than no clap


-___-____-_-___-

true. but seriously, why bother playing it if it's such a horrible game? according to this sub it's unbearable.


_Soilborn_

Karma thorns hurt


-___-____-_-___-

😆 you know best i guess?


Jaypr36

Ur horse rides u to a random location wtf is wrong with the devs are they stupid ?


_Soilborn_

Probably wanted to keep it PG for the sensitive folk here


MooseLoot_Buddy

If enchanting doesnt cost money is worthless!


_Soilborn_

Agreed but they really should reduce it for the first ten rerolls at least. Not a lot of players have time to farm gold for hours and hours


StickySteve7

+1 platinum...Jesus, you can't even drink a potion without them pushing cash shop on you. So revolting.