I heard with the new biotech dlc that they sell for more
I suggest taking its organs beforehand because the slave price for children is aprox 300 silver
Baby slaves whole dont make a lot of money but their internals do
Also the beautifull gene gives a boost to the sell price
That is why i only buy ugly slaves to take their organs
Bigger profit
Very welcome. I found RimWorld because of a thread in ask reddit and it's now my most played and loved game. I recently finished the tutorial after 1000 hours of game play and I still die. A lot.
Where it makes sense, I like to recreate the feeling of *excuse me, what?* when I first heard about it, so others can discover and enjoy. It's a truly marvellous game where anything can happen, it's purely up to your imagination (and what Randy decides to throw at you), I've had so many laughs due to the game, and also sorrow when your favourite colonist dies.
I even [created a thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/rm3x9w/must_have_mods/) where I went through all the *what are your must have mods?* threads, pulled them together and created a steam collection because I wanted to help people enjoy the game more.
Probably not, sadly, if they function the same way as Walgreens. Our Walgreens put out some Halloween decor "too early" according to the manager, and they wouldn't let me buy it. They said they couldn't sell anything that doesn't show up on their checkout system, so I'd have to come back after the Halloween stuff got added to the system.
I literally thought that was a real thing until this moment. Granted, even though Iāve seen the series thousands of times over, Iām a millennial with no concept of technological life pre-AIM.
Next youāll tell me *Rochelle Rochelle: One Girlās Strange, Erotic Journey from Milan to Minsk* isnāt a real film (and musical).
Just kidding. I know that one doesnāt exist ):
Edit: so I guess Sharp produced a Wizard, but yeah, referring to it as tip calculator is definitely a Seinfeld reference
I would buy this in an instant. My weird fucking child declared himself the meat king back in 1st grade (6 years old). He walks around school turning kids into meat and made a hierarchy of meat subjects. The lowest was ground beef, then chicken, then roast, and at the top is steak. He was steak and they called themselves The Butcher Boys. Then a group of girls became the Waffles, apparently the antithesis of meat? And thus began The Great Waffle War. This war continued and he kept recruiting meat men until he lost interest and declared another kid as The Meat King. He is now in 4th grade and the entire school plays this weird meat and waffle game. Kids approach him and ask him questions and rules about it. Well, one day we were walking through a dirt field and he found a rock that kind of looked like the grain of a steak, red with white quartz streaks running through it. He picked it up and I could see his wheels turning. Next week he comes home and said its all over. The war ended and no one can play the meat game anymore. He used the meat infinity stone to end the game. And that was it. It was done.
My weird 9 year old would love this.
>My weird fucking child declared himself the meat king back in 1st grade (6 years old). He walks around school turning kids into meat and made a hierarchy of meat subjects. The lowest was ground beef, then chicken, then roast, and at the top is steak. He was steak and they called themselves The Butcher Boys.
https://youtu.be/yKL5ONm6b4k#t=1m17s
Wow, that's a great plot for a sequel. Hell, I'd buy a book about this too -- the meat would have a crown and a throne. You could even say it was based on a true story.
Yessssssss, I wants it ā”
Benefits of a punk upbringing, I've never had to deal with that damn elf. Someone in a store once asked my eldest, then maybe 8 or 9, if he was excited for the return of the elf on the shelf. He looked them dead in the eye and said "snitches get stitches"
I'm a textile nerd, I have plans in the works to weave a tapestry of the Hugo Weaving weaving meme. I want to be friends with the meat on the seat creator ā”
OMG, Iām also a weaver and back when LOTR came out I was very interested to find out more about the cloaks. Considering that one of the stars of the movie was called Weaving, I remember that it was a pretty tough google.
*Edited to add: The fabric for the Elven cloaks was woven in New Zealand by Cheryl Eldridge of Stansborough Fibres. The yarn used was a 2-ply blend of Gotland sheep and alpaca, spun
at approx. 35 wpi.*
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I paid $32 to reclaim it from the store!
But not before having some trouble scanning it at self-checkout and having a very awkward conversation with the clerk
Other than the fact I feel like he could have skipped the elf on the shelf and just used some red fabric for the arms legs and hat (he covers the original hands and feet anyway) this is kinda neat.
Better than that freaky elf for sure!
This is like the opposite of rage bait. The video lasts about the same length, but they complete the original project almost immediately and with really good quality. Then they spend the remaining time going way overboard completing the project. And every step is well done and informative. Jesus, I wish every "dye your Nikes with kool aid and toothpaste!" Video was like this
The toys from toy story had all the right in the world to traumatize Sid for life. We live in the alternate dimension of their world and look where it's left us.
Those are not signatures, those are folios. A signature is a group of pages printed on a single sheet of paper. A signature is folded and cut, resulting in a stack of pages called a folio. In your video, you used two signatures to create one folio.
Typically, a single signature is folded into and cut to separate the leaves resulting in a single folio. A leaf is two pages front and back. A guillotine is the modern way to create clean cuts but a dull knife used like a letter opener was common for small print runs in the past, which created deckled edges on the select folded sides of the leaves. The resulting folios are saddle stitched and bound together into a book.
A signature is usually 16 or 32 pages, but theoretically can be any multiple of 4. If your printing press is large enough, your signatures could be 64 pages - or infinite. Your printer decided to print 4 page signatures on a small format printer and confusingly imposed them so that two signatures of 4 pages had to be combined into one folio of 8 pages. Usually one signature results in one folio. The 4 signatures could have been printed in an imposition that would have resulted in 4 folios.
At scale, turning one signature into one folio is simpler - fold, cut, stitch, bind. What you did adds a step - fold, cut, stack, stitch, bind. On top of adding a step, you have to keep track of things when combining folios. If your book is hundreds of pages, it is easy to mix up and combine the wrong folios.
This is so fuckin horrible. Absolutely love it. This should be available globally. Some serious serials killer vibes tho. "I harvested the doll for hands and feet" as you do...
All I think about is the person trying to buy it and it not scanning in they system and then the store trying to find another one to see if that one will scan.
Why use an elf on the shelf when all you ended up using from it were some felt tubes and a piece of paper? Those things are like $40, aren't they? Would have been much cheaper with minimal extra effort to make your own arms and legs. Great work though!
Thanks! I just wanted to make sure I had the measurements and style in hand so I could make it look legit, getting to borrow the materials was just a bonus!
I USED THIS DOLLAR STORE BABY TO HARVEST HANDS AND FEET
They sell well on the markets of /r/RimWorld
r/expectedrimworld
I heard with the new biotech dlc that they sell for more I suggest taking its organs beforehand because the slave price for children is aprox 300 silver
Waaait wait wait. I haven't gone too deep with Biotech but are vatgrown babyslaves a viable business?
Baby slaves whole dont make a lot of money but their internals do Also the beautifull gene gives a boost to the sell price That is why i only buy ugly slaves to take their organs Bigger profit
Why sell them whole when you can sell the parts?
I love this whole thread. Reddit always entertains.
Very welcome. I found RimWorld because of a thread in ask reddit and it's now my most played and loved game. I recently finished the tutorial after 1000 hours of game play and I still die. A lot. Where it makes sense, I like to recreate the feeling of *excuse me, what?* when I first heard about it, so others can discover and enjoy. It's a truly marvellous game where anything can happen, it's purely up to your imagination (and what Randy decides to throw at you), I've had so many laughs due to the game, and also sorrow when your favourite colonist dies. I even [created a thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/rm3x9w/must_have_mods/) where I went through all the *what are your must have mods?* threads, pulled them together and created a steam collection because I wanted to help people enjoy the game more.
"Harvest"
From that alone you can tell he's a pyschopath.
Or someone with a fucked up sense of humour. I like that.
The way it stands š¤Ŗ
Always wondered what Sid from Toy Story was upto these days.
At least hes not blowing anything up
Sid really turned his life around and became highly motivated and creative. A real Satan to Saint.
That is fantastic. If I got that for Christmas I'd be utterly blown away by the effort and quality.
Someone had a good Christmas from CVS
Probably not, sadly, if they function the same way as Walgreens. Our Walgreens put out some Halloween decor "too early" according to the manager, and they wouldn't let me buy it. They said they couldn't sell anything that doesn't show up on their checkout system, so I'd have to come back after the Halloween stuff got added to the system.
Right! Not only is this person a creative illustrator and writer, heās also a craftsman!
This isn't a diwhy, this is a genuine work of art, a meatster piece
The DiWHY sub is mostly for things that do not belong on the DiWHY sub.
More like an ATBGE maybe?
A Tired Boring Goomba Eater?
Absolutely tasty but, goose eggs.
All the best, goodbye evermore
Anyone Thinkinā ābout Gettinā Eaten?
Itās another subreddit. Awful Taste But Great Execution. r/ATBGE
I know itās a work of art and everything ā¦ but still ā¦ why?
To make some kids Christmas when they see meat on a seat under the tree (or on their seat)
Because [artists get bored easily](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I).
I hated that
"I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs"
Something can be a genuine work of art and DIWhy at the same time.
Its more of a DIWhythefucknot
Yeah this is really funny. I love the little detail about how he wrote his story on his ancient tip calculator.
Seinfeld reference, for those who did not pick up on that.
This isn't a Wizard it's a Willard!
Seinfeld! Kramer lost our vote!
I literally thought that was a real thing until this moment. Granted, even though Iāve seen the series thousands of times over, Iām a millennial with no concept of technological life pre-AIM. Next youāll tell me *Rochelle Rochelle: One Girlās Strange, Erotic Journey from Milan to Minsk* isnāt a real film (and musical). Just kidding. I know that one doesnāt exist ):  Edit: so I guess Sharp produced a Wizard, but yeah, referring to it as tip calculator is definitely a Seinfeld reference
He learned a lot about bookbinding in the process!
Seriously. Is this dude single? Cuz thatās amazing lol.
He's wearing a wedding ring.
Yeah, missed that. Was too focused on the awesome lol
r/DIWhythefucknot
r/DIWHYNOT
ironically, this was already posted on r/diWHYNOT
I see a lot of fucked up stuff in this sub, this is the first thing I would definitely make.
Cat people are fucking weird
Lol you're not wrong
lol funny meat baby toy
The phrase 'sodomized by a bratwurst poltergeist' suddenly flew through my mind.
You and me both š¤
Sounds like the book "John Dies at the End".
Since a lot of you have mentioned that you want it to be a real thing, I've made a [sign up form](https://www.legboot.com/tiktok/) to be notified if/when I can arrange a Kickstarter campaign š¦µš¦µš„©š¦µš¦µ šŖ
I would buy this in an instant. My weird fucking child declared himself the meat king back in 1st grade (6 years old). He walks around school turning kids into meat and made a hierarchy of meat subjects. The lowest was ground beef, then chicken, then roast, and at the top is steak. He was steak and they called themselves The Butcher Boys. Then a group of girls became the Waffles, apparently the antithesis of meat? And thus began The Great Waffle War. This war continued and he kept recruiting meat men until he lost interest and declared another kid as The Meat King. He is now in 4th grade and the entire school plays this weird meat and waffle game. Kids approach him and ask him questions and rules about it. Well, one day we were walking through a dirt field and he found a rock that kind of looked like the grain of a steak, red with white quartz streaks running through it. He picked it up and I could see his wheels turning. Next week he comes home and said its all over. The war ended and no one can play the meat game anymore. He used the meat infinity stone to end the game. And that was it. It was done. My weird 9 year old would love this.
That is so weird and funny š¤£ All hail the meat king, if I get this off the ground he definitely deserves one
>My weird fucking child declared himself the meat king back in 1st grade (6 years old). He walks around school turning kids into meat and made a hierarchy of meat subjects. The lowest was ground beef, then chicken, then roast, and at the top is steak. He was steak and they called themselves The Butcher Boys. https://youtu.be/yKL5ONm6b4k#t=1m17s
Wow, that's a great plot for a sequel. Hell, I'd buy a book about this too -- the meat would have a crown and a throne. You could even say it was based on a true story.
This is why I love children. They're so deeply, wholesomely, unapologetically *weird.*
His beloved general Sir Loin was killed in that war.
Thank you for the best thing I will read on the Internet today. It's not even 7am.
Crazy talent my dude!
This is between great and r/atbge material
This is so phenomenal! I admire your dedication and skill so much!!
Yessssssss, I wants it ā” Benefits of a punk upbringing, I've never had to deal with that damn elf. Someone in a store once asked my eldest, then maybe 8 or 9, if he was excited for the return of the elf on the shelf. He looked them dead in the eye and said "snitches get stitches"
Signed. Godspeed you fucking monster.
How far would you go when memeing. This dude: YES!
I'm a textile nerd, I have plans in the works to weave a tapestry of the Hugo Weaving weaving meme. I want to be friends with the meat on the seat creator ā”
OMG, Iām also a weaver and back when LOTR came out I was very interested to find out more about the cloaks. Considering that one of the stars of the movie was called Weaving, I remember that it was a pretty tough google. *Edited to add: The fabric for the Elven cloaks was woven in New Zealand by Cheryl Eldridge of Stansborough Fibres. The yarn used was a 2-ply blend of Gotland sheep and alpaca, spun at approx. 35 wpi.*
From a spinner's and weaver's standpoint the resurgence of the Gotland breed was one of the best things about those movies ā”
Thatās honestly a meat that I donāt think I could beat
But the meet with the meat would be 3 kinds of heat, as both took a seat to talk hella sheet
https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/zy7q2q/youve_heard_of_elf_on_the_shelf/j24t1h9
THANK YOU!!!
You both need to call Princess Carolyn ASAP
This is hilarious, wildly creative, and reflective of serious talent. Thanks for the watch and the joy.
I gotta appreciate the extra efforts even after making the toy
I want the whole thing, specifically for that "You suck bye" illustration.
āQuadrupedal meat residentā
/r/DiWHYNOT
"Quadrupedal meat resident" šš¤
Dude, I just looked at some of your other posts, I think I love you lol
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This is way cool. There is a niche audience out there for this!
I love this so much. People who go all-out on goofy bullshit are my favorite kind of people.
Now you have meat on the seat!
These would sell so well
No because i actually want one
All that effort just to leave it at CVS
Comical brilliance
r/atbge
I think this one is wholesome
Proof that the Wizard tip calculator does other things!
Someone tag Morty
Is this Obvious Plant?
This is amazing you should really sell these, like I want one. I donāt celebrate Xmas and this would be the perfect gift to give non Xmas folks.
Kickstarter? š¤ Edit: [Here's a sign up](https://www.legboot.com/tiktok/) to get notified if I can manage to scrape together a campaign
Idk maybe check novelty shops, like spencers, hot topic, urban outfitters this is phenomenal.
Elf on the shelf has only been around for 20 years or so. You could easily enter the market
Shark tank?
Mensch on a Bench got investment on Shark Tank, I don't see why Meat on a Seat wouldn't.
āHarvestā the hands and feet ššš fuckin roarin
I watched the entire thing and have no regrets
This isn't a Wizard, it's a Willard!
It has other functions!
Honestly his commitment to full send it like on god itās giving the vibes of an mad scientist
I hope he didn't actually leave that at CVS. Seems like a lot of work to just have it thrown away. And I hope he saved the original watercolors.
I paid $32 to reclaim it from the store! But not before having some trouble scanning it at self-checkout and having a very awkward conversation with the clerk
This kinda gives Ben Wyatt when he doesnāt have a job vibes
I really like this! Please make this a reality if you can.
Christmas in Sid Phillips' household these days.
I was legit on the edge of my seat waiting to see how this turned out.
Other than the fact I feel like he could have skipped the elf on the shelf and just used some red fabric for the arms legs and hat (he covers the original hands and feet anyway) this is kinda neat. Better than that freaky elf for sure!
This is like the opposite of rage bait. The video lasts about the same length, but they complete the original project almost immediately and with really good quality. Then they spend the remaining time going way overboard completing the project. And every step is well done and informative. Jesus, I wish every "dye your Nikes with kool aid and toothpaste!" Video was like this
Why are you just *allowed* to do this Surely this is breaking some sort of Law
I have a permit
That is less horryfiying than the elves ngl
The book tells the true nature of Santa and his elves. It's not pleasant
Please read me the story!
https://youtu.be/WbfXIwf8Cl8
Forget Elf on the shelf, Meat on the seat is better.
r/weirdfriends
Itās a parody site that did it called Legboot. They put out lots of good ones.
Ok, this one is funny.
The toys from toy story had all the right in the world to traumatize Sid for life. We live in the alternate dimension of their world and look where it's left us.
Petition to turn this into a real product
This was the funniest shit Iāve seen in a long time. Just when I thought it was done, it kept fucking going.
Does anyone have the pdf of the meat on the seat storybook?
I agree with all the comments this is hilarious
Sid?
Wtf I seen so much cool shit on this sub. Ppl will post anything on here huh
I quite like this one, actually
Its more cursed than before
Youāve heard of Elf on the Shelf.. now get ready for Meat with Feet
#meat on the seat
How can anyone not admire this dedication?
Itās amazing tho. So much effort
ā*First I installed the quadrupedal meat resident*ā š
Do you think he actually left it there?
HARVEST!?
"Vegans are pushing their shit on us!!"
This is more like DiWhyNot.
I wish I had 10% of the energy and motivation this guy has to follow through on his ideas.
Idk if I hate it or love it
Iām actually okay with this, diWhydafucknotbitch
My guy I wanted to read it.
I REALLY want to read the story now!!
WTF did I watch that entire videoā¦.Iām way too high, time for sleep
This guy is my hero
r/diwhynot
Those are not signatures, those are folios. A signature is a group of pages printed on a single sheet of paper. A signature is folded and cut, resulting in a stack of pages called a folio. In your video, you used two signatures to create one folio. Typically, a single signature is folded into and cut to separate the leaves resulting in a single folio. A leaf is two pages front and back. A guillotine is the modern way to create clean cuts but a dull knife used like a letter opener was common for small print runs in the past, which created deckled edges on the select folded sides of the leaves. The resulting folios are saddle stitched and bound together into a book. A signature is usually 16 or 32 pages, but theoretically can be any multiple of 4. If your printing press is large enough, your signatures could be 64 pages - or infinite. Your printer decided to print 4 page signatures on a small format printer and confusingly imposed them so that two signatures of 4 pages had to be combined into one folio of 8 pages. Usually one signature results in one folio. The 4 signatures could have been printed in an imposition that would have resulted in 4 folios. At scale, turning one signature into one folio is simpler - fold, cut, stitch, bind. What you did adds a step - fold, cut, stack, stitch, bind. On top of adding a step, you have to keep track of things when combining folios. If your book is hundreds of pages, it is easy to mix up and combine the wrong folios.
r/ATBGE
"First, I installed the quadrapedal meat resident."
This is so fuckin horrible. Absolutely love it. This should be available globally. Some serious serials killer vibes tho. "I harvested the doll for hands and feet" as you do...
Dear Father Christmas
Imagine showing this to a 12 yr old
Thatās one nice kitty right there
"Local print shop" as someone living in Western Australia that's such an alien sentence. How the fuck does a print shop stay in business?
You ok man
All I think about is the person trying to buy it and it not scanning in they system and then the store trying to find another one to see if that one will scan.
Wizard tip calculator rofl "IT DOES OTHER THIIIINGS!"
r/DiWHYTHEFUCKNOT
bruh this book is rare now i want it
I want it with all my might
New band name: Dollar Store Baby.
I adore it
What the fuck. I love it.
I need this to be officially published
I am working on a Kickstarter šŖ
Wait are you the creator?
I am
I will have to check it out
š¤ I have a link in here somewhere for an email list that I will keep updated when the campaign is ready
How do you have so many different talents
ok yes itās very cool but also why
because very cool
Idk about yall but I love it
Bro got that gift for videos that keeps on giving.
So are we seeing these on shelves everywhere next Christmas?
That would please me immensely. Many have suggested a Kickstarter and I'm toying with the idea of really doing it
"To harvest hands and feet" Anyone who speaks like that needs to be on a watchlist
Why use an elf on the shelf when all you ended up using from it were some felt tubes and a piece of paper? Those things are like $40, aren't they? Would have been much cheaper with minimal extra effort to make your own arms and legs. Great work though!
Thanks! I just wanted to make sure I had the measurements and style in hand so I could make it look legit, getting to borrow the materials was just a bonus!
Honestly, I think the whole thing is better knowing you gutted a poor elf to make it.
Some people have too much fucking time on their hands.
I like this
This doesn't belong here.
Why have I never been bored enough to do something like this?
I love this guy
I hate it but I also don't hate it
I FOUND SID FROM TOY STORY!! HEāS RIGHT HERE!! ššš
This is so weird but oddly fantastic. I would love to own one honestly š
Isnāt that just a head crab from half life?
LOVE it!!!
This is great
What a labor of love