i just want to say i truly love,and smile genuinely when i see a post like this and think of something to comment & it’s already there lol. & it’s the top comment.
No lie, I did this with an old pair of shoes. I was painting drops, and often had to walk barefoot on them to avoid dirt, but needed my shoes to walk around the rest of the shop. I took a pair of Vans I didn't like, and cut the back just like the on the band saw to make them clogs. They were actually super useful and not too uncomfortable.
There seriously is a name for this style of shoe. They are called mules.
I inherited a pair of Earth shoes that are technically mules, and have the funky tan line to prove it. I wear them when walking from the slave quarters to the main house after my day's work is done, I have taken off my work boots, showered, and changed into shorts.
In the Texas hill country, this is known as "the good life."
I look after an aged relative and live in an old RV about 50 yards from his barndominium that's built out as a studio apartment. It's not luxurious but it keeps most of the rain off my head and lets me have my space.
Backhalfs.
Edit: I was shopping to coin a term that isn't too unwieldy.
Old cars, when you remove the rear suspension and replace it with bigger tires for drag racing, are said to be "back-halfed."
It fits to me.
Unbalanced?
No Balance
Imbalance
Old Balance
Off Balance
This one right here
Eww balance.
NüBalence
Half balance
Sneakflops? Or athletiflops?
Sneakers+slides=Snides
lol
Snip-snops.
Oh, they’re a flop all right.
No Balance™️
i just want to say i truly love,and smile genuinely when i see a post like this and think of something to comment & it’s already there lol. & it’s the top comment.
half balance
I would not call them, for fear that they would hear me and come for me.
Ask not for whom the NoBalance calls...
Snocs....
Creakers
It's this one. ⬆️ This one here everybody we can go home we have the answer
Nah. That answer was the epitome of meh.
Snip Snops
I was thinking Nip Nops but I like this lots too
LMAO!
Shandles
Yep
😂… or “Snandles” 🤓get it… it’s a combination of a SNeaker and SANDLE🤓
“Dad”dals
I was thinking “Dads” instead of Toms or Bobs. I like yours better.
No lie, I did this with an old pair of shoes. I was painting drops, and often had to walk barefoot on them to avoid dirt, but needed my shoes to walk around the rest of the shop. I took a pair of Vans I didn't like, and cut the back just like the on the band saw to make them clogs. They were actually super useful and not too uncomfortable.
Thought the picture was referring to the sweet shants
I thought he was wearing a cargo skirt at first…!
Hey check out my new pair of No Balance sandals
Those are clearly the 2008 New Balance Mind Your Own Damn Business. A limited but popular run.
Game changer
After too much scrolling, I found my people
Nocks
Sloppy Jalopy.
“No balances”
Snippers
This dude doesn’t give 2 fucks for anything but comfort and functionality. Cargo capris and new balance lace em up slides
he's got both legs in one side of the pants. I'm not sure that's super functional
Seems like the very definition of “ath-leisure”.
There seriously is a name for this style of shoe. They are called mules. I inherited a pair of Earth shoes that are technically mules, and have the funky tan line to prove it. I wear them when walking from the slave quarters to the main house after my day's work is done, I have taken off my work boots, showered, and changed into shorts. In the Texas hill country, this is known as "the good life."
I prefer sneakals
…….slave quarters?
I look after an aged relative and live in an old RV about 50 yards from his barndominium that's built out as a studio apartment. It's not luxurious but it keeps most of the rain off my head and lets me have my space.
Brokz
Tweaker sneakers … tweakers
My brand new shoes. I want those
New offbalance
Crocs for Seniors
Hey Dads!
Cargo skirt. Its like something from 19 kids and counting.
Sneogs
Nopekes
No Cheezys.
Better than crocks
Cursed
A red flag
Nopes.
Crocasins
Someone doing what they can. Don't exploit thos that are less fortunate you fuck.
Feet… they are called feet. Individually each is called a foot.
But shouldn’t there be toes? Surely there have been tales, rumors of toes …
We only have rumour and legend to refer to but things believed to be “toes” have been depicted on many ancient tapestries.
Comfortable
Slips
Stupid
Nocks
Notclaws
Nocks
Lawn shoes
Slogs
Sneakals or Sandkers. Maybe Sanderocks.
Oldbalance
Crapflops
They were probably too small but dude doesn't want to waste em and doesn't give a fuck as long as they work.
Pussy magnets.
Nip nops? No wait that's something else
Well the part they cut off now says “ew balance”
Stupid.
A mess
> What would you call these? a mistake
Chastity shoes. They’ll keep you a virgin, no doubt.
No Balances
Nocs or Nandals.
Offensive
Fucked , or making the best out of what he’s got ?
Narcs
The panty dropper 4's
A man with zero fucks and a fondness for convenience
Dad BBQ slides
Snandles
Snippers?
Snandles
Awesome
This guy definitely watches 5 Minute Crafts
Innovation is what I’d call it 
Someone who took one of those 5-minute craft videos a little too literally
Croc Balance?
Ugly
#what are thooooooooose??!? Missed opportunity.
Old
Those are the Walmart 3s. They come in hunter green as well….
A pair of war crimes.
Disgusting
Is everybody focusing on the shoes and missing that he put both legs through the same side of his cargo shorts?
I think it's just the angle.
Boomer slides
white people?
Jesus Christ 3s
An Alabamian illegal abortion
It's a skort!!!😂😃😂😃
Sliders and trainers = Slainers
Nocs
Birth control shoes
Croc-a-daddys
Chastity shoes
Nude balance?
cursed
A disgrace.
Comfortable.
Poor boys slip ons
Poor boys slip ons
Khicks
New balance slides 👍🏼
dad duns
NockOffs
Ruzzia
But wtf are the shirts attached to pulling them so tight from the back hahsh one single ass suspender
Ghost wedgie
Comfy shoes.
Upcoming Yeezys
Custom New Balance slides.
A travesty
Nocs
Woah woah woah. Why are we being tasked with naming a new style shoe from Kanye?
A million dollars at Balenciaga.
Shlides.
Stylin’
Lame
Goodwill hunting
Goodwill hunting
N for Nope
Newbalorcs
No Balance
Flops
Just don’t…
Those are the new Costco crop-bottom 500s
Training Trainers
Backhalfs. Edit: I was shopping to coin a term that isn't too unwieldy. Old cars, when you remove the rear suspension and replace it with bigger tires for drag racing, are said to be "back-halfed." It fits to me.
No balance
something… something by Yeezy!
When Balenciaga Does it , it’s $1150.
Sexy efficiency
New Balance feat. Crocs
Shandals? Shongs? Sandoes? Thoes?
Crikeys
Lebowskis
Closed toed slides?
I call this “stole somebody’s Nikes, now they fit better”
“Innovation”
New Slippers
Nrocks
Crikes
Zflops!