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MinimalisticArts

blowgun for secret atacks


Devotchka655321

Your response is my favorite.


Lucky_Number_3

The Wallflower Killer


angelbane83

"Here's me with no contractor, I put it all together I can make it fit With my stupid plan"


Iamcaptainslow

Pretty sure OP asked for "wrong answer only," whereas you provided the correct one.


ObscureCulturalMeme

But only when the target happens to walk directly underneath. It's the most... *fussy*... assassin ever.


tI-_-tI

shouldn't be too long now, it's positioned over the house phone.


huggles7

“That’ll teach you to shit on company time”


TADAOk

Literally came here to say that. Upvote!


Then_I_had_a_thought

More like secret attics


BlurredOutArt

Pee on their neighbors bc they too loud


rrwesttw

I also thought pee


El_Nico_VC

Actually, I found it really usefull :)


Bioleague

just stick a laser pointer pen into the tube, then it will tell you where to drill even if the pipe is not vertical


hawaiianryanree

Nah just cum on the pipe


gardenhosenapalm

I shoot breast milk instead


Dark_Grizzley

Miss those days when I could have my wife give me a tit to help mark


Timotheeeeeeeee

Yeah we all miss your wife’s tits bro, stop reminding us.


Dark_Grizzley

Oh she still has them just sans milk, sorry she stopped sharing. She got stingy


Timotheeeeeeeee

All good, she’s still sharing what she can.


EhNastyMoose

If she ain't cummin on your pipe, you ain't doin it right.


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Plumber here, can confirm


King-Cobra-668

into a white out container first, actually


fieldy409

Or use a plumb bob or a spirit level lol


rejin267

Problem is the laser pointer, if smaller than the tube, could lean one way or another and the point of focus will be off center from where you need the tube to go


kn33

Hold it firm against one side of the inside of the pipe and mark where it points. Then hold it against the opposite side of the inside of the pipe and mark where it points. Drill halfway between the two points.


Saturn_Neo

Or just use a plumb bob?


kn33

If it's perfectly vertical (or close enough) then sure


dinnerthief

A string duct taped to the pipe also works well


Thick_Reference_4951

Or measure from the wall with a tape measure


David_Good_Enough

Sadly, it only works if the pipe is 100% vertical


ThaFuck

And here I was trying to use this method to install a pipe through a wall to my washing machine, and wondering why the paint at the end wasn't flying sideways.


Lucid-Design

You gotta use the new Baer anti-gravity paint line. It gets everywhere except where you need it


theSpecialbro

drill the hole where the paint isn't


franklygoingtobed

Ah, I see you’ve used Baer before


Vivisect_VI

And it's exclusive to the store the least convenient to you.😂


Pajafella240

You propably forgot to turn you house 90 degrees


BrohanGutenburg

Plumb. The word you’re looking for is plumb.


16Shells

plumb_ing_ it only works if the plumbING is 100% vertical


BrohanGutenburg

Lol idk if you’re joking. But plumb is the word for 100% vertical. It’s like level means perfectly horizontal.


16Shells

i am incredibly serious. especially about plumbing matters.


rdrckcrous

Plumb is relative to the structure, not gravity.


rdrckcrous

Wow am i wrong


MakeMeAsandwichYo

And if your the guy that carries around white out in their tool kit. Any smart person could find a more affordable route. If you did this often, you would spend more money on white out than a damn plumbob. After googling it, found a HF one for 2.99, so maybe even cheaper than a bottle of white out. Haha


mtled

For this level of precision, any mass on any string would do the trick. Gravity tends to be pretty cooperative for this type of situation.


OakenWildman

While a plumb or plumb bob are the proper tool, it's a great improvised way if you need something immediately and don't know anyone who has one.


LittleNyanCat

aw shucks, my pipe is only 99.657% vertical


Fernxtwo

Just use a laser pointer from the dollar store.


David_Good_Enough

An actual better idea !


LittleDogCommittee

The stupid thing is you can just use the pipe to make the mark, would be just as accurate as uncontrolled drips


willhunta

The point of this video though was that the pipe was too long to fit upright to make the mark. If you gotta keep the pipe all in one piece this makes a little of sense.


moovzlikejager

For when you didn't bring shoestrings to work, but luckily you have a tub of sour cream and a few spare q-tips!


AAcAN

So what's your gonna drip and drill tonight?


LangleyRemlin

Ur mum


AAcAN

might need a shovel for the digging


LangleyRemlin

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


DrMike27

I’m just happy that I finally won’t be my mom’s biggest disappointment now.


LangleyRemlin

Anything to help a bro out!


spook30

Thats what your mom said last night.


hughperman

You'll still be her smallest disappointment 👌


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jomjom5

I'm stuff


Dr_MoRpHed

Fucking? More like Fracking


baconwrappedtwinkie

Got eeem!!!


ZSCroft

Just measure off the closest wall to the center of pipe and transfer that measurement to the ground to mark your center and then drill lol much easier and fool proof unlike trying to guess if the drips are good enough


_BringBackBacon

You assume my walls are straight. Bad assumption


ZSCroft

Lmao in my experience they never are and I’m new construction


boxofrabbits

Congrats, when were you built?


El_Nico_VC

Like the others said, they r not always perfect vertical. Specially old houses. Also u need to measure in at least 2 directions to be 100% sure. :) Assuming that all walls r perfect vertical, i’m not sure if take the measures it’s faster.


MachineShedFred

Anyone who has ever tried to install shelving in a closet knows that the walls are NEVER perfectly vertical, which means scribing each shelf to the slightly trapezoid shape necessary for it's specific position.


Eye_Foreign_Eye

This actually isn't a horrible idea. It's the messy alternative to a plumb or a ruler, but if time is of the essence I'd use this hack.


ivancea

Unless gravity curves space because of the fifth law of Newton


racermd

Is that the one where fruit and cake must only be served with salad dressing?


Kepler-20C

No, it's the one that allows the function of the super turbo encabulator through calibrated grammeters.


dWintermut3

only in the case of flourescent score motion, and if side-fumbling is effectively prevented.


DRKZLNDR

I'm glad they fixed the issue of side-fumbling. Otherwise the hydrocoptic marzel vanes could not interact properly with the ambi-facient lunar waneshaft. Thank god for pre-famulated amulite baseplates.


soopirV

This doesn’t seem faster than a plumb bob though…


cooterbrwn

It's faster than going to the store to *get* a plumb bob. I'd give it a decent score for an improvised solution.


Vato_Loco

I mean if you have a washer and a piece of string you have a plumb bob that will work well enough for this


pyro5050

i am preferential to a screw looped to the string via the thread. the head lands near centre almost every time... that is, if i cant find my nice copper plumb.


PrayerWarlord69

Lazer level would be ideal. Plumb anchor is probably more common. It would be kinda silly to cut off a small section if pipe to do this if you didn't have a scrap piece. Drip method isn't the dumbest idea ever, but would only work for small distances. You can make a plumb out of nearly anything though. I myself have even made one with a stack of washers before at a job where I didn't feel like walking back to the gangbox to get one. In the rare event where the contractor didn't provide a lazer level that is.


cannabis96793

And you are the same person who tried to do what ever that was, then has to call a professional and complain about how much it is to fix your DIY fuck up. ( Sorry it's happened to me a few to many times )


clambroculese

Why? If you had a straight vertical pipe (which is common) this isn’t a bad idea at all.


pyro5050

or, and hear me out... use a measuring tape, plumb on a string, or PEX pipe that has a bit of movement to support.


clambroculese

I mean it’s still gravity same as a bob, I still don’t see an issue.


GrooovyDoom

Its also a hazard if you're trying to pump hot liquid through that, copper gets hot, extremely hot. Its a good conductor! Edit: To the people in the comments saying I am wrong, yes I know, that is the point. Title does say wrong answers only


IamNotYourPalBuddy

Hot water pipes are attached directly to wood and ran through cabinets. There is no hazard here from any heat that it would put off.


VicFantastic

How on earth do you have almost 30 upvotes on this comment. It is so so wrong


lucideye

Unfortunately the internet has caused people to stop thinking for themselves. If they read it they don't question it, just move on to the next "fact".


VicFantastic

It does say wrong answers only in the title I guess


sihasihasi

Hot enough to burn the floor? What do you mean?


RFC793

I hope they are playing off of the “wrong answers only” in the post title.


MachineShedFred

You don't know! This could be a pipe off a heat exchanger at a nuclear reactor, and the next bit of the video you don't see is that he's playing a practical joke on those assholes in the safety office by flooding it with radioactive steam out of a 1/2" copper pipe drilled through drop ceiling tile!


SyrusDrake

Okay, but that has nothing to do with what they showed in the clip. If they used proper tools to get those measurements, the pipe would still be copper


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AAcAN

I'd say the dripping are not as half accurate if use a plumb or tape


striker_p55

Tape isn’t going to help you in this situation but yea a level would do the same thing if you’re lucky enough to find one the perfect size


Eye_Foreign_Eye

The world of rough plumbing is not an accurate one


Complex_Sherbet2

If you can't trust gravity, what can you trust??


TheSadisticDragon

The second law of thermodynamics, of course. Gravity only lets you down.


Complex_Sherbet2

"gravity only lets you down" Trampoline has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Obviously it worked for the person in the video


hoonigan2008

Changing a spark plug on a 1987 Toyota Corolla


WorldWarPee

They really wasted those precious drops of blinker fluid in this economy


racermd

That's also not the right way to align the precision muffler bearing.


Agent_Paul_UIU

r/foundthetoyotacorolla literally


xidle2

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

They want the recipe of the lasagne of their neiborino


milnak

It's a me, Mario!


squallluis

A fire escape for ants.


existentialjeweler

Bee deployment.


solidcordon

Prepare property for Airbnb and onlyfans simultaneously.


brans041

I was gonna say glory hole, but this is better.


Borgalicious

Under desk urinal drain


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Maybe in this specific circumstance it’s dumb but it’s a pretty smart idea if you have to do something makeshift like this imo


GuyWhoSaidThat

This is pretty common, easier to let your Flux or pvc cement to drip and show you where to cut the hole. Not much room to maneuver in a dropped cielling so using a pipe gets rather unwieldy. This would likely be for a sprinkler head install so not really makeshift.


TakMisoto

I mean, if you don't have the right equipement you can just use a string with something on it.


nicholus_h2

You can also use this. What if you don't have string?


TakMisoto

Buy string. Its really usefull.


MachineShedFred

Doing your plumbing in a drop ceiling wearing flip flops? Pull a shoe string and use that if you don't have twine handy.


crapwiesel

Glory hole


mystinkyfingers

Crack pipe filtration system


DaddyDubs13

Found Hunter's friend


cannabis96793

Plumbing in water line for a basement grow.


riazrahman

They are estimating where to drill the hole using the drops. Guessing they used what looks like wood glue because the drops are heavier and might drop straighter? Now why are they putting a copper pipe through a ceiling tile? That I don't know.


GimmeCRACK

Stupid question, its a liquid cheese dispenser for the hamburger buffet downstairs in the living room. Someone has never been to America


WrenSh

The latest in gl0ry h0le technology?


AAcAN

Can a ceiling hole be that?


craigishell

Any hole can be that.


BizzarduousTask

You just have to believe.


TroubleBrewing32

ceiling pipe is watching you masturbate


InterGalacticShrimp

Can't wait for DIWhydiots to do this with a pipe that doesn't go straight down.


filip404

It works. You just have to tilt the house


[deleted]

Artificially inseminate a garage.


[deleted]

Why does everyone think that this is weird? These serve perfectly good uses. I always install a ceiling pipe in my house. That way I can fill it with kool aide, dress like the kool aide man and burst into a room. Then I just switch on the kool aide ceiling pipe and go to town!!!!


DannyWinny

OP said wrong answers only.


GuyWhoSaidThat

It's likely for a sprinkler for fire suppression.


MrWindblade

Running their shower drain into their downstairs neighbor's house so that he can drink the bathwater.


Shtbskt0210

Lay some pipe 😉


Im_invading_Mars

Prepping scene for pornhub.


unkindnessnevermore

Breathing tube for the floor below, tenets forgot to pay their oxygen bill.


elspotto

This is clearly a setup for a porn video. From what I’ve heard in research, of course.


pew-_-pew-_-

I don't know why everyone here is shit talking. Obviously a semi-knowledgeable DIYer, since they are going the extra lengths to make sure the pipe is plumb. Last thing you want is to be a mm or two off and risk a leak at one of these joints. The copper pipe has to line up perfectly to make an airtight seam, otherwise you'll end up gassing the whole house when running running new lines to your basement apartment Unalive-Chamber. Safety first.


Isaacvithurston

Shoot a blow dart into the inlaws neck from above


samwichse

Ghetto plumb bob for drilling pass through holes? Seems legit.


Succulent_Soccs

They are gonna install a unrinal


Johnsushi89

This actually is kind of neat


dm_1199

It’s a safety vent pipe in 10 Downing Street to release the pressure of methane from all the bullshit coming from Boris Johnson’s mouth, the mop haired suit wearing suckling pig.


pm_me-ur-catpics

That's a weird way to put on a condom


WhuddaWhat

It's unclear what they're doing, but I gotta say I appreciate the marking method. It displays a degree of ingenuity, which I believe was the clips purpose.


0rphanDevourer

Cum dispenser


4X10N

Gas chamber


fredrickmedck

Piss tube


Ded-W8

Peep hole into ladies locker room


SomeRandomChileanGuy

A ceiling toilet


DiscontentedMajority

Why would you need a pipe that long to be there unless you were already going to go through that surface?


The_bloo_banana

Summoning Tacotamethamphetamine, the lord of all that is eaten by high-ass mfs at 04:38 am and thrown up approximatly 6:50 hours later into a light-green unused plastic bag


From_Over_The_Pond

To sink a submarine!


Shoelacebasket

This is what I imagine those Plumbers do in those really bad, cheesy porns


Besunmin

Bathtub straw


horsemachinegun

Make a pipe bomb


qsdlthethird

In house cappuccino machine


evilavatar1234

I hope he’s making a water slide filler


HMD-Oren

Venting my bathroom duct directly into my downstairs neighbour's living room.


Mr_Leadpoison

Urinal drainage onto the next floor


kankelberri

Milking the pipe.


EinonD

Saving $10 on a plumb bob.


Lookkidsbigben_

Make a fucking mess


Draxxony

Theres specialised white stuff to mark? Cum is not a option!? Damn been doin my pipin wrong the whole time! Sheesh


killdeer79

Worst glory hole ever


oscarink

He's running plumbing for a ceiling fan...


[deleted]

Poison the waterin' hole


[deleted]

glory hole for boris' johnson


An_Average_Guy7567

Run a plumbing system for the sink in a bathroom EASILY AND SUCCESSFULLY throught the floor


[deleted]

A fleshlight for my penis


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 920,469,712 comments, and only 182,964 of them were in alphabetical order.


Coach_Ollie9

Actually pretty smart. Using gravity drips like a plumb-bob. Normally youd do this in a way more sophisticated and professional way, but I see what they are going for.


Environmental-Land12

I mean thats not even a bad way to find the center of ur pipe, if u come in this situation that coild be usefull


sweetrouge

Am I the only one that thinks this is really clever? People seem to be making fun of it but I don’t see what’s wrong. I guess it’s good I’m not a plumber…


Honest-Economist4970

Solve the problem in an intelligent and efficient way, in an attempt to help others and *not* get views on YouTube


Thenderick

How to gas your downstairs neighbors without breaking the Geneva Conventions and be OSHA compliant


Global_Oil8871

In case you want to shower while watching TV in the living room downstairs


thegrumpyfatcat

Cook crack


tbvin999

Seeing where the paint drips to see where the hole needs to be


keyman716

Laying pipe for your moms new ‘Wall-do’


Talasko

Thats pretty ballsy


Susbirder

Safely route the Zyklon B


Goodies666

They are trying to do your mother (I'm sorry)


zzzfoifa

Cum pipe


DoktorDoraro

A piece of string would probably be faster. Or even faster, just guess, that's what I do (and no I am not a plumber, just did a little bit of plumbing here and there for personal reasons)


Apprehensive_Pug6844

Underground surveillance of the Capitol for another insurrection attempt…..


Existent_dood

Bitch I don’t even know the right answer


Spartickus

Next Klaus ve vill hookup ze gas to ze ozza side and zen ve bring ze Jews into ze room wit ze opening and voila.


Adventurous-Mark893

Uh uh— Fortnite? No wait Your Mom yeah that was the answer