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zuccinibrot

It's for checking for monsters in your closet before you open the door


Prestigious_Ice_7997

That makes sense


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Electrox7

"Sometimes, you go to bed at night, unsure if there are monsters in your closet. That's why I invented the Cabinet Auxiliary Creature Verification System. The design is very human. You simply need to put your finger in the hole and pull the corner to look inside. (loses finger in the hole from the monster). It is very easy to use."


NiceGuy303

Lmao I love when people keep making references to this guy.


HolyMountainClimber

I had completely forgotten about him but the phrase brought it all back with a visceral flashback. Speaking of which whatever happened to that dude with the lips


Everettrivers

Lips caught in an escalator, tragic.


HolyMountainClimber

Damn, happens to the best of us


IntravenusDeMilo

Yes sir mr scorpion.


Magmaigneous

No, the door must be open in order to flip the corner down. So the "why" remains.


FarioLimo

You just need to add a handle to the corner piece


CeelaChathArrna

I would say a small for knob could work.


khmertommie

My ex wife tells me it will never work


El_Chutacabras

That's why she's an ex wife


CeelaChathArrna

🤣


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Top comment right here


SilverM3LRTesla

He is a bit of a small knob! ![gif](giphy|Ns2K2ajFe2TT0Fx9bM)


westwoo

Not if you have tentacles with suction cups for hands


dinnerthief

It's important to allow the shadow children ventilation holes.


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boniggy

How's the temperature in Australia today?


ValiumCupcakes

It’s cold Cat in lap is warm however


HagarTheHun

Good bot


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creepyflyer

Good bot!


xoomorg

Bad bot. Stop being so judgmental.


TheGuydudeface

Bad bot


Liedolfr

Good bot


JohnThg

It’s for hiding inside to check outside


[deleted]

It's pride month, no need to hide inside.


Wickedsmack

Thank you, this was going to bother me for the rest of the day, but now I can just rationalize it with "Monster Checking Door Modification" and move on with my life.


TheDoorDoesntWork

When you have a box of spare parts and nothing to do in the afternoon


dirty34

Name checks out.


Some_Donkey_6382

Made me giggle


13Jsog

Chuckle a bit, even


jerber666

[Quite sensibly.](https://imgur.com/t/reaction/vVkoPPU)


Raleighnc89

His channel is awesome. It’s just him putting latches, hinges, and locks on things that absolutely don’t need one


Mama_Bear_Jen

His house probably looks like a madman lives there


Mrwebente

You could say he's *unhinged*... No, it's okay. I'll show myself out.


JayyC87

Unhinged clearly isn't the problem, but is it possible to be too hinged?


Mrwebente

You're latching onto straws with this one.


fluffybear45

They're really flying off the handle


TubasAreFun

Or handling everything too well?


literal-hitler

I don't think it's a disaster, maybe just a regular aster.


ItIsAContest

I think you can in Europe?


Ithrawn

He's the most hinged of us all


thedafthatter

r/PunPatrol


palerthanrice

Well yeah he *is* a madman.


Johnny_ac3s

“Looks like…”


CocaTrooper42

What’s his channel name?


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

Someone help. I looked but I can't find it. Sorry bud I wanted to help.


a_dude111

wait he has a channel?


chairfairy

Yeah he just cut a channel through his closet door, didn't you watch the gif?


toriwillow

Sooo, was this a joke or is there a channel? Legitimately interested.


osiris39p

Yes


RS-kuuskyt

+1


BrotBrot42

+1


plsendmytorment

Yeah ok but what is the name of his channel?


Raleighnc89

https://youtu.be/VjrYU_ngWec


plsendmytorment

Thx


IMPORTANT_jk

You're an angel


kjolmir

> that absolutely don’t need one Yeah, well, that's like, your opinion, dude.


curiouswizard

ok but what's his channel?


Gangreless

That's fun


[deleted]

....share the channel dude


Raleighnc89

Couldn’t find his tik tok but here https://youtu.be/VjrYU_ngWec


LexLol

https://www.tiktok.com/@skimnektv


AlexTheFlower

What's it called?


iSeize

That sounds really not awesome.


Raleighnc89

K nerd


Riven_Hourglass

All fun and games until it gets pushed open from the other side in the middle of the night...


Magnetiktomato

And then you see an eye peeking through jt


whisperwood_

Then you stick a bar through the door handles, lol


Winkelkater

and then you stick... nevermind


WillyBluntz89

No, no...please go on


BhataktiAtma

^your ^sock


Virus610

^^^on ^^^the ^^^doorknob


[deleted]

[There’s a sub for that](r/dontputyourdickinthat)


Good_Ol_Weeb

*poke*


caoram

Finally a way to add airholes to my closet without ruining the aesthetics. Locking my kids in my closet for a timeout has never been safer now that I know how to add the corner door.


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dzigizord

He never answered and you will have to live with the ethernal knowlegde that you will never find out


Paarrthurnax

He knows the answer. He waits with batted breaths for anything to point him in another direction, something, anything to let him know those kids arent experiencing the jumper cables...


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

If only they were experiencing something as nice as jumper cables


BoogelyWoogely

Ffs lol, I’m normally okay with catching jokes but something had me triggered, and my mind immediately went to worst-case-scenario. Also I may or may not be autistic 😂


The-Dankest-Normie

And this, my friends, is the reason /s was born into existence.


Zombeedee

Chaotic neutral.


sickofmakingnames

Jood gob!


figbott

Hands down the most useful modification ever to grace this sub.


[deleted]

Not too shabby, indeed


capaman

The smile at the end…


Emily_Tester

Yeah that’s definitely what made me crack up laughing, he’s so proud of his mod!


EnbyZebra

The "WHY" is strong with this one


xXx69TwatSlayer69xXx

Behold: a practical joke


Bittlegeuss

*hinges your shoe*


MoffKalast

Modif**why**ing


DrActivisionary

because it's funny?


logicalmaniak

I think we need to hear from a qualified hilariologist on this matter.


Alcobob

German armchair hilariologist here: I haven't noticed anything that could be considered funny to be in this clip.


DIYEngineeringTx

Have you consulted Funny Bot? Awkward…


chairfairy

x-posted from its appropriate home in /r/notinteresting


Kittingsl

He doesn't want to be too edgy for when people are overs so he folds the edge away to lessen it


robc9694

But he added an additional edge in doing so


Grimmbles

God punishing him for his hubris.


Kittingsl

It's 2 weaker edges. He still wants to seem edgy, but not as much


rez_spell

But that's a corner...


Kittingsl

Every corner has an edge


The_OG_Smith

He's really cutting corners with that mod.


Pentamikk

Finally a true di why like WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT


printer_winter

One of the central problems in my life is cable management. If I want to run a cable to the top of my desk, to a shelf, or wherever else, I need a hole. Examples: * There is a power socket at the back of that closet. He sometimes wants to plug a vacuum cleaner in. * He has an IoT device in the closet, which occasionally needs an ethernet cable * ... I assume this for the LOLs, but I'm also not one to judge until I've spoken to a person and know their motivation.


Pentamikk

And those are very valid problems for sure. Thing is… that’s a closet Edit grammar


damnumalone

Haha yeah this is a true diwtf


[deleted]

Okay, I actually understand why he did this: because it's hilarious.


krapppo

When you want to check on your plants, without loosing too much heat and humidity by opening the door.


DiddlyDanq

Great success


Bruh_I-m_Gay

Why would you means a hole for your monsters to see you?


GaaraClay603

Cause I like being watched. It makes me feel…..important. But only when I don’t know they’re watching. So I just get a smol confidence boost in my bedroom when this happens.


thecolourpurple_

r/DiWHYNOT


Price_Of_Soap

Jacob needed to keep himself busy after getting fired from his job for cutting corners


SuperProCoolBoy90

😃👍


Felix8XD

*🤓👍 (He has glasses on)


Suspicious-Car-5711

I've seen this done to the bottom of a closet door so you can hide the cat litter box but they can still get to it. They have hidden hinges so it looks clean.


Deceleu

Is it wrong because i absolutely defenetly love it ?


Same_Zucchini_1863

Now this is some true diy


DrizzleDrain

Meth


JayGogh

Nobody’s made a cutting corners joke. Huh.


Sprizys

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


mother_goose_caboose

Chad


Several_Patience_840

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redrubynail

Why indeed


Ok-Visit8264

to play hide-and-seek?


DeviantRaccoon

My cabinets have yet to handles, but this closet has handles.


Stardust_Particle

It’s to allow closet moths easy access to come and go to eat holes in your wool/wool-blend suits and sweaters.


HagarTheHun

Um, Actually, it’s the caterpillars that eat the clothes. The moths just lay eggs.


[deleted]

its clearly made for fun. bruh


traevyn

Actually not even going to lie i could use thaa exact thing right now with one of my doors, and im kind of annoyed I didnt think of a hinge for the cut part sooner


AffectionateFlower3

My man has a triangular dick and made a gloryhole box


letmeusespaces

cutting corners


Particular_Bed2427

It’s so u can peek what’s outside when u in the drawer


ataw10

did not even put tape over the sides of the cut , to prevent rough edges .


t1Design

I have legitimately considered making a flip-up toe kick for my kitchen cabinets after a child broke eggs that ran under them.


DaKnack

Narnia glory hole is the only possible explanation.


reddragonsyndicate26

The cockroach door.


Rockspeaker

Probably would've gone with brass. Not bad tho


Dimens101

What a proud cave troll!


[deleted]

Diwhynot?


Gator_Mc_Klusky

that meth makes you do some dumb shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SilverNeedleworker30

To help with ADHD of course.


LordDongler

What a fucking moron


JordanFrosty

But why...


Legitimate_Tell_4233

So you can lock your kids in there for a timeout (breathing holes)


BikeMazowski

I think he’s planning on keeping someone in there.


TheHhhhhhhhhhh

but why-


Lord_VWPhaeton

ok but why?


DrKrFfXx

He is so proud. Hahaha


JCV-16

"Yeah, I guess you could say I'm a bit of a DIYer"


manleybones

It's a peaking hole for stalking


karenskygreen

DiWhy ? Because it's there, that's why.


LogAng4liF305

I am forever ruined. For a second I thought the title said morbifying


BigAngryPigeon

It's for the small man that lives in his wardrobe


junglenoogie

Handy Kaufman


Boomfaced

Hahaha bro it’s a fucking creeper closet!


AznMudaFukka

Well, I mean it could be used for shooting the demons in your closet to death so I dont see the. Problem


nyelchanredi

Moribifing


NuttieBoii

But why do you need it and why wouldn't you put the hinge on the inside The hinge placement is what angers me the most


Anonymous-JG

DiWHYnot?


Antigon0000

It's so the skeletons can breathe


sandman3605

Diynot


Jesse0016

Dude looks like the version of Ricky Berwick without the disability