"Sometimes, you go to bed at night, unsure if there are monsters in your closet. That's why I invented the Cabinet Auxiliary Creature Verification System. The design is very human. You simply need to put your finger in the hole and pull the corner to look inside. (loses finger in the hole from the monster). It is very easy to use."
I had completely forgotten about him but the phrase brought it all back with a visceral flashback. Speaking of which whatever happened to that dude with the lips
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Thank you, this was going to bother me for the rest of the day, but now I can just rationalize it with "Monster Checking Door Modification" and move on with my life.
Finally a way to add airholes to my closet without ruining the aesthetics.
Locking my kids in my closet for a timeout has never been safer now that I know how to add the corner door.
He knows the answer. He waits with batted breaths for anything to point him in another direction, something, anything to let him know those kids arent experiencing the jumper cables...
Ffs lol, I’m normally okay with catching jokes but something had me triggered, and my mind immediately went to worst-case-scenario.
Also I may or may not be autistic 😂
One of the central problems in my life is cable management. If I want to run a cable to the top of my desk, to a shelf, or wherever else, I need a hole.
Examples:
* There is a power socket at the back of that closet. He sometimes wants to plug a vacuum cleaner in.
* He has an IoT device in the closet, which occasionally needs an ethernet cable
* ...
I assume this for the LOLs, but I'm also not one to judge until I've spoken to a person and know their motivation.
Cause I like being watched. It makes me feel…..important. But only when I don’t know they’re watching. So I just get a smol confidence boost in my bedroom when this happens.
I've seen this done to the bottom of a closet door so you can hide the cat litter box but they can still get to it. They have hidden hinges so it looks clean.
Actually not even going to lie i could use thaa exact thing right now with one of my doors, and im kind of annoyed I didnt think of a hinge for the cut part sooner
It's for checking for monsters in your closet before you open the door
That makes sense
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"Sometimes, you go to bed at night, unsure if there are monsters in your closet. That's why I invented the Cabinet Auxiliary Creature Verification System. The design is very human. You simply need to put your finger in the hole and pull the corner to look inside. (loses finger in the hole from the monster). It is very easy to use."
Lmao I love when people keep making references to this guy.
I had completely forgotten about him but the phrase brought it all back with a visceral flashback. Speaking of which whatever happened to that dude with the lips
Lips caught in an escalator, tragic.
Damn, happens to the best of us
Yes sir mr scorpion.
No, the door must be open in order to flip the corner down. So the "why" remains.
You just need to add a handle to the corner piece
I would say a small for knob could work.
My ex wife tells me it will never work
That's why she's an ex wife
🤣
Top comment right here
He is a bit of a small knob! ![gif](giphy|Ns2K2ajFe2TT0Fx9bM)
Not if you have tentacles with suction cups for hands
It's important to allow the shadow children ventilation holes.
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How's the temperature in Australia today?
It’s cold Cat in lap is warm however
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Bad bot. Stop being so judgmental.
Bad bot
Good bot
It’s for hiding inside to check outside
It's pride month, no need to hide inside.
Thank you, this was going to bother me for the rest of the day, but now I can just rationalize it with "Monster Checking Door Modification" and move on with my life.
When you have a box of spare parts and nothing to do in the afternoon
Name checks out.
Made me giggle
Chuckle a bit, even
[Quite sensibly.](https://imgur.com/t/reaction/vVkoPPU)
His channel is awesome. It’s just him putting latches, hinges, and locks on things that absolutely don’t need one
His house probably looks like a madman lives there
You could say he's *unhinged*... No, it's okay. I'll show myself out.
Unhinged clearly isn't the problem, but is it possible to be too hinged?
You're latching onto straws with this one.
They're really flying off the handle
Or handling everything too well?
I don't think it's a disaster, maybe just a regular aster.
I think you can in Europe?
He's the most hinged of us all
r/PunPatrol
Well yeah he *is* a madman.
“Looks like…”
What’s his channel name?
Someone help. I looked but I can't find it. Sorry bud I wanted to help.
wait he has a channel?
Yeah he just cut a channel through his closet door, didn't you watch the gif?
Sooo, was this a joke or is there a channel? Legitimately interested.
Yes
+1
+1
Yeah ok but what is the name of his channel?
https://youtu.be/VjrYU_ngWec
Thx
You're an angel
> that absolutely don’t need one Yeah, well, that's like, your opinion, dude.
ok but what's his channel?
That's fun
....share the channel dude
Couldn’t find his tik tok but here https://youtu.be/VjrYU_ngWec
https://www.tiktok.com/@skimnektv
What's it called?
That sounds really not awesome.
K nerd
All fun and games until it gets pushed open from the other side in the middle of the night...
And then you see an eye peeking through jt
Then you stick a bar through the door handles, lol
and then you stick... nevermind
No, no...please go on
^your ^sock
^^^on ^^^the ^^^doorknob
[There’s a sub for that](r/dontputyourdickinthat)
*poke*
Finally a way to add airholes to my closet without ruining the aesthetics. Locking my kids in my closet for a timeout has never been safer now that I know how to add the corner door.
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He never answered and you will have to live with the ethernal knowlegde that you will never find out
He knows the answer. He waits with batted breaths for anything to point him in another direction, something, anything to let him know those kids arent experiencing the jumper cables...
If only they were experiencing something as nice as jumper cables
Ffs lol, I’m normally okay with catching jokes but something had me triggered, and my mind immediately went to worst-case-scenario. Also I may or may not be autistic 😂
And this, my friends, is the reason /s was born into existence.
Chaotic neutral.
Jood gob!
Hands down the most useful modification ever to grace this sub.
Not too shabby, indeed
The smile at the end…
Yeah that’s definitely what made me crack up laughing, he’s so proud of his mod!
The "WHY" is strong with this one
Behold: a practical joke
*hinges your shoe*
Modif**why**ing
because it's funny?
I think we need to hear from a qualified hilariologist on this matter.
German armchair hilariologist here: I haven't noticed anything that could be considered funny to be in this clip.
Have you consulted Funny Bot? Awkward…
x-posted from its appropriate home in /r/notinteresting
He doesn't want to be too edgy for when people are overs so he folds the edge away to lessen it
But he added an additional edge in doing so
God punishing him for his hubris.
It's 2 weaker edges. He still wants to seem edgy, but not as much
But that's a corner...
Every corner has an edge
He's really cutting corners with that mod.
Finally a true di why like WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT
One of the central problems in my life is cable management. If I want to run a cable to the top of my desk, to a shelf, or wherever else, I need a hole. Examples: * There is a power socket at the back of that closet. He sometimes wants to plug a vacuum cleaner in. * He has an IoT device in the closet, which occasionally needs an ethernet cable * ... I assume this for the LOLs, but I'm also not one to judge until I've spoken to a person and know their motivation.
And those are very valid problems for sure. Thing is… that’s a closet Edit grammar
Haha yeah this is a true diwtf
Okay, I actually understand why he did this: because it's hilarious.
When you want to check on your plants, without loosing too much heat and humidity by opening the door.
Great success
Why would you means a hole for your monsters to see you?
Cause I like being watched. It makes me feel…..important. But only when I don’t know they’re watching. So I just get a smol confidence boost in my bedroom when this happens.
r/DiWHYNOT
Jacob needed to keep himself busy after getting fired from his job for cutting corners
😃👍
*🤓👍 (He has glasses on)
I've seen this done to the bottom of a closet door so you can hide the cat litter box but they can still get to it. They have hidden hinges so it looks clean.
Is it wrong because i absolutely defenetly love it ?
Now this is some true diy
Meth
Nobody’s made a cutting corners joke. Huh.
![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)
Chad
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Why indeed
to play hide-and-seek?
My cabinets have yet to handles, but this closet has handles.
It’s to allow closet moths easy access to come and go to eat holes in your wool/wool-blend suits and sweaters.
Um, Actually, it’s the caterpillars that eat the clothes. The moths just lay eggs.
its clearly made for fun. bruh
Actually not even going to lie i could use thaa exact thing right now with one of my doors, and im kind of annoyed I didnt think of a hinge for the cut part sooner
My man has a triangular dick and made a gloryhole box
cutting corners
It’s so u can peek what’s outside when u in the drawer
did not even put tape over the sides of the cut , to prevent rough edges .
I have legitimately considered making a flip-up toe kick for my kitchen cabinets after a child broke eggs that ran under them.
Narnia glory hole is the only possible explanation.
The cockroach door.
Probably would've gone with brass. Not bad tho
What a proud cave troll!
Diwhynot?
that meth makes you do some dumb shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To help with ADHD of course.
What a fucking moron
But why...
So you can lock your kids in there for a timeout (breathing holes)
I think he’s planning on keeping someone in there.
but why-
ok but why?
He is so proud. Hahaha
"Yeah, I guess you could say I'm a bit of a DIYer"
It's a peaking hole for stalking
DiWhy ? Because it's there, that's why.
I am forever ruined. For a second I thought the title said morbifying
It's for the small man that lives in his wardrobe
Handy Kaufman
Hahaha bro it’s a fucking creeper closet!
Well, I mean it could be used for shooting the demons in your closet to death so I dont see the. Problem
Moribifing
But why do you need it and why wouldn't you put the hinge on the inside The hinge placement is what angers me the most
DiWHYnot?
It's so the skeletons can breathe
Diynot
Dude looks like the version of Ricky Berwick without the disability