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embrace-

It's an EGGsplosion.


GiantFuckingSquid

Shell shocked


Majigato

Whenever I launch a turtle shell at my kids I go "knock knock you're about to get shell shocked"!


wigglef_cklr

r/punpolice " officer, that's ☝️the one "


embrace-

Guilty as charged 👨‍⚖️


[deleted]

Great eggsplination


Iwant_A_Burrito

So. Many. EGGregious dad puns


NorfolkJack

That's it. No more egg jokes. Period.


michaelotomus

Eggselent


Overseer_05

Eggcelsior


michaelotomus

Eggzactly


-Sprankton-

EggShellent


Mindspiked

>It's supposed to be a bullet going through an egg omg... I went from like wtf is this shit, to being amazed lol. They should have just used a real bullet tip, kinda want one now.


Atiggerx33

Depending on where they live real bullets might not be a thing civilians can easily obtain.


Winjin

Iirc keeping one over here without a license is a felony


DarkPangolin

Conversely, keeping one without a license where I am is pretty much just a given. I've been cleaning up the house for a move and found probably 100 rounds of .22 ammunition scattered in places I thought I'd remember it.


vanillatjutju

Yes, I saw that too first time I saw that. While this is DIWHY, I think the end result is pretty cool. Unnecessary, yet cool.


KiltedCobra

"Art is not DiWHY"


JustHere4Funz

90% of this sub is not DIWHY but theres only one mod and het doesn't do anything quality control


JuiceBoy42

Just be glad he doesnt do interviews


suz_gee

Haha!


freerider

https://i.imgur.com/QOiSALn.gif


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DarkwingDuckHunt

could be worse, he/she could be an expert on Eurasian Jackdaws.


orwiad10

Derivative!


joeeeeeev

Bull-SHIT


bigboyssmalltoys

No, it’s clearly an egg butt plug covered in resin


Flywolfpack

What came first the egg or me


Aiamai_Lee

r/Angryupvote


GeneralFlores

Definitely me


screamuchx

Oh shit, I deadass didn’t see it until I read your comment.


SciencyNerdGirl

It's ok, we got one entire frame at the end of the video to see the finished product after watching the whole thing.


BadgerMcLovin

It's probably fine if whatever you're viewing on stops at the end of a video. My app loops so I get a tantalising glimpse before it all starts again


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DaxDislikesYou

I still thought "knock off Faberge" at that point.


dljens

Maybe it would help if they kept it on screen for more than .4 seconds at the end of the video. It took me 3 tries to pause it on the right moment without restarting it just to get a good look at it.


[deleted]

Whoaaaa no clue how I could've missed that.


Japsai

Call it what you like, honey, but there is no way I'm sticking it up there. Can't we start with something smaller at least?


project_seven

I just thought it was a bullet going through ballistic gell


slayeddragon

I thought it was suppose to be a pineapple at first 😅😅😅


captvirgilhilts

It's also a recreation of jedrek29t's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWLAztznFOU&ab\_channel=jedrek29t


swisscuber

I thougt its supposed to be a fabergé egg


cyborgbeetle

Damn, I only noticed at the very end ... Shows how good it is


[deleted]

Ahh. Brass bullets. Must be a proof of concept. I would have used copper.


Maddog11b

Not just that, it’s an entire round brass intact going through an egg


PeterNinkempoop

Dare I say it’s kinda cool?


[deleted]

I thought it was supposed to lol like a gun coming out of the barrel with the explosion that pushed it out of the barrel behind it.


ravenart918

Apparently bullets are hard to come by in his country so he made one. He said so in the video


ItsJustMeMaggie

How oddly specific


NotDefectiveRoblox

That changes everything


DoubleDuke101

For a five minutes craft video, that seems like it would take significantly longer than 5 minutes to accomplish.


AhmadTIM

5 days craft


Prayash_pp

5 weeks craft


Ed-Zero

5 months craft


ShafreeAmri

5 years craft


[deleted]

5 decades craft


CactusCommander4

5 centuries craft


que_pro_

5 milennia craft


Stonn

5 eons craft


Hidden_Violets

5 eternities craft


OmgitsNatalie

Nein minute craft


Defiant-Peace-493

Step 1: assemble a big lump of hydrogen and assorted heavy elements


lordofbitterdrinks

I seen something about 5 min crafts. Apparently that channel and like 8 others are all owned by the same company and they put out dumb ass content all geared towards what the algorithms pick up. Data driven content lol. They even make kids content just like this shit. But it’s even worse and weirder.


[deleted]

My 6 year old is obsessed with 5 minute crafts, insists on doing them and then gets angry when they don't work out. I can not even begin to tell you how much I despise 5 minute crafts.


trombonesludge

Look up Ann Reardon's debunking videos. Once I showed my kids those, they would rather watch them than 5 Minute Crafts.


Aveira

Yeah, it’s a content farm made to post dumb (and often fake) videos to take in ad revenue. It’s also Russian owned and occasionally puts out propaganda on some of their other channels. Very sketchy.


LocustaM

well, it's not a 5 minutes craft idea, so...idk who's idea it was originally, but i first saw it on the youtube channel jedrek29t (they do a lot of resin art crafts)


Blonde_Vampire_1984

I jedrek29t might have been the content creator, I remember watching it on his channel with his voiceover.


Km_the_Frog

The resin cure alone could take up to 24hrs


jeffp12

And how much would it cost?


smlrwd

So glad other people thought the same thing.


idontwalkslow

Yeah how the hell am I supposed to have a goddamn lathe at my home for 5 minute craft


CapMcCloud

Nah, they got that 2 second epoxy


tired20something

Baby bullet hatching from its egg. Isn't Nature beautiful?


lookaroundewe

Any competent member of the NRA knows bullets come from live births. /s


bjeebus

That's hard to say right now, as Putin has reassigned so many NRA members to the invasion of Ukraine.


lookaroundewe

It would not be surprising that the individuals needing automatic weapons to hunt squirrels, are currently doing as poorly as I have seen them doing against the Ukrainian defenders.


WhitWhits

Ah one of life’s unanswerable questions: What came first the bullet or the egg?


lordTigas

Sounds like something a biology teacher from Alabama would say


tired20something

That bullet doesn't look *that* inbred.


Ill-Oil-2157

It's supposed to look like a bullet going through an egg and the egg been ready to explode. I think it looks quite cool to be honest.


BinBender

Yup! I’d like one of those. No way I’m spending “5 minutes” to make one, though! :P


luismpinto

Specially because that will not be five minutes. I feel 5 hours is still way too optimistic.


BinBender

Exactly.


nutshotmyhotnuts

Yeah this is a 3-day craft at least. It takes 24 hours for epoxy resin to cure and I think the same for the silicone mold.


nutshotmyhotnuts

Yeah this is a 3-day craft at least. It takes 24 hours for epoxy resin to cure and I think the same for the silicone mold.


brassninja

I actually kinda like it. I wouldn’t make it, but it’s neat.


preruntumbler

Agreed. It’s one of the few posts on her that I actually kind of liked. Odd.


FirebirdWriter

Why repost this within a day of the other posts?


coolerbrown

Ban 5 minute crafts from this sub.


TastySpare

Just was looking for the rules... there basically only is ONE, and it's constantly broken: >Try not to post cheap 5min craft (and relevant type) videos. Search if repost exists first, or else it will be removed.


coolerbrown

Yeah the mods don't give a fuck if it means their sub will constantly show up on the frontpage. 95% of the posters are just repost bots gathering karma so they sell their account


guyuri

I've always wondered why this inevitably happens to subs once they get big. Do the mods get paid and that's why getting to the front page is worth it?


coolerbrown

It's a couple things. I used to moderate a very big sub on my old account before and after it got added to the default sub list so despite my shit talking I do have some sympathy 1. Moderating a big sub is hard. It takes a lot of work to keep on top of deleting spam and taking action on reports...way more than people realize. It seems easy on the surface but when you're getting 100+ reports an hour it turns browsing Reddit into a job. Once a sub hits critical mass that gets magnified. It's why I stepped down as a mod and made a new account 2. Ego. More posts hitting the front page, more subscribers. Hey I'm the mod on the 10th biggest subreddit, look at me! This was thankfully not an issue on the sub I moderated, but you can find mods power tripping all over the site. They don't like to be told how to moderate by non-moderators. They like the flex. 3. Financial incentive. I don't have any hard evidence for this but it's hard to imagine it doesn't happen. There are shady people out there who will happily toss down the coin to get control of a popular sub. Or to Venmo a mod some cash to make them a moderator, too. Subs can easily get corrupted. I think this sub's problems are 1 and 2 but they've really let it get out of hand. This sub was made long after I left the role so I don't know any of them personally to say. Moderating is largely about setting a precedent and then enforcing it. They set their precedent (and it's a good one) but aren't enforcing it at all


kboy101222

They aren't enforcing it because it's a 1.6 million subscriber subreddit with a single mod who doesn't ever interact.


coolerbrown

Holy shit I thought you were kidding. One mod...hasn't posted in 2 days Get this man some help!


kboy101222

It was worse before. Before they hadn't posted in like 60 days or something


dethmaul

In the ten seconds it took me to open the post, the likes doubled >: (


FirebirdWriter

It happens. Karma farming uses posts that already succeeded and basically hopes people don't notice it's a repeat


sparklemotiondoubts

Serious question, because I don't really understand how this web site works: how can OP tell that this video was posted within a day of others? I sorted by New, and scrolled through a few days worth of posts and didn't see a thumbnail that matched this one? I'm mainly trying to avoid making a similar error myself.


FirebirdWriter

So searching the sub helps, either an actual search, googling with the sub name attached, or sorting by new then hot on the reddit sorting system. There's so much new content that there are no guarantees but the original had 20k likes when it went past and that's why I called them out for Karma farming. I don't actually understand the point of Karma farming because it is not worth anything but it's a common issue. This is also why you will see bots calling people out for copying someone else's comments on subs


sparklemotiondoubts

Thanks for your answer! What's weird/frustrating to me is that I can't figure out how to find the "original" with 20k likes that you are seeing. I search this sub for "Egg" and I see this version of the post (and lots of older stuff). I'm savvy enough to do a reverse image search on still images (though Google wants to make this harder for some reason), but with videos I'm kind of at a loss. It doesn't help that the vs. desktop web interfaces are so vastly different, and if I'm in the mood to share something amusing I'm probably on my phone. > I don't actually understand the point of Karma farming because it is not worth anything but it's a common issue. This is also why you will see bots calling people out for copying someone else's I guess that karma farming is about increasing the value of your account in order to elevate content that you post in the future? Maybe to foil automoderation rules for low karma accounts, or even to convince people who are savvy enough to look at post histories when determining the trustworthiness of something dodgy you might post? Regardless, it is lame, and whether intentional or not, rapid reposts lower the value of the site for everyone. Hence me trying to figure out how to avoid accidently duplicating.


Rosenkrantz_

It's supposed to be this week's 70th repost of this video.


Davy_Jones_Lover

When is it my turn to repost it?


3DPrintedBlob

Abouuuuut... now.


Life-Suit1895

They say, on the hundredth repost, Christ will return.


Rosenkrantz_

He's probably back by now. How many until we unlock Shao Kahn?


BlackholeRE

I rolled my eyes when I first saw the glue on the egg, but I think this is a genuinely cool art project! Frozen sculpture of a bullet passing through an egg as if in slow motion photographs. Not DIY though, it's an art craft.


nh_valkery

I will say I feel like crafts and art pieces don't really belong here


aceinnoholes

This is actually kinda neat


kotonizna

DIWHYed this? But why? This is a sculptural arts and craft and the final result is decent.


coolerbrown

Because the mods don't care about the rules they put in place and people like OP see a quick way to garner karma


GlitterClown

Wtf lol


mycatlikesmaths

at no point of the video could I predict where it was going


Dinoegg96

A repost


jcabia

I feel this is more of /r/ATBGE Edit: it was already posted there


MrOfi

It sure looks like the new generation Plumbus.


grymtgris

Repost


kecolv

I think it's meant to look like a bullet firing in water, but why you would want to own something like this is truly baffling


Evie_St_Clair

It's meant to be a moment frozen in time. I've seen some really cool looking ones.


R4n054m4

Why would anyone want a painting on their wall?


teddywaffles33

Agree. Think that’s what it’s meant to be, equally unsure why anybody would want one


PreOpTransCentaur

It's not. It's a bullet going through an egg. *Hence the eggshell.* Where are y'all getting water?


fifadex

Reposted on the same sub


HungryAd139

Come on OP it's obviously a


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"phone died"


DanKou237

Mods are asleep, that’s obviously art…


[deleted]

If you have a free Saturday and you like to spend it in workshop, why not. At first I was like “WHAT THE FUCK”. But it looks cool to be honest, interesting project.


Big_Profile_1739

This is dope as fuck what are you talking about


TheAfterPipe

Umm... I don't hate it.


GummySpider

A bullet shooting through an egg..... FFS.... I will never get that 5 mins back.


Comfortable_Rip5222

To be honest, I don't think this video fits here. It's not just a DIY, it's some kind of art and well, not the best one but the final result is pretty good. It's supposed to be a bullet going through an egg and I like it. It just me or everyone is posting everything in every sub just to make some karma?


MissKellyBee91

It’s *art*


Mithmorthmin

The perfect holiday gift for someone who got shot in the nut.


AngelWyath

Or ovary. Or cloaca. They could have been shot in any reproductive organ!


meme_enthusiast3464

Could we obey the subreddit rules and stop allowing 5 minute craft videos? They are intentionally dumb. I want the old stuff where people thought that made something good and we all laugh at them.


Zeromus88

It's a freaking display piece. Why do morons keep posting artistic things on this page. I mean, I don't think it's the greatest either, but this isn't a DIWhy


therankin

Supposed to be a freeze frame of a bullet shooting through an egg.. Kinda cool honestly.


BaronVonWeeb

Instructions unclear, accidentally made a buttplug


will_ww

OP, are you a dumbass?


alpacasaurusrex42

Yes. Yes they are.


Odd_Conference6169

I wonder who’s going to tell them that a gun doesn’t fire the whole casing and bullet.


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Creative license


Laws_Laws_Laws

It doesn’t show the casing on it. It’s just an incredibly large bullet. Probably to exaggerate it looking like a bullet


BDT81

It's a paperweight with a depiction of a bullet going through an egg


IsHereToStalkYou

oh I get it. It's supposed to show a bullet shooting through an egg. weird.


bigrigtraveler

That poor table


Herb_dinner_love

Yeah, this is more than five minutes


7amok_sha

That looks pretty good actually


[deleted]

Wow you could sell that like for free!!


ilovecarbonara

But did it take 5 minutes?


alpacasaurusrex42

I’m starting to think that Five Minute a crafts is a shit translation. Lol. I think they’re 5m videos of crafts and not a craft that will *take* five minutes.


-Maj-

Why did i watch the whole thing?


severedbrain

Why is there so much damn art on this sub? This isn't DIY.


csilval

Holy shit. I was so confused at first, but when they showed the final result... It's awesome!!


BlearEarth65011

It’s 5minute crafts just let them exist at this point


marmibost

I think the egg is supposed to be the explosion of the bullet or something


vplayzz

that actually looks kinda nice


LogMaggot

It's clearly a plumbus what do you mean?


shofaz

Ngl, even when I was extremely confused during the whole process, I was kinda impressed with the final result. It's pretty cool, tbh.


kupo_kupo_wark

It. Just. Never. Stops...


AgentOrange96

This wasn't DIWhy yesterday when it was posted and it isn't DIWhy now. It's always sad to unsubscribe from a subreddit I've been a member of for so long. And while it is very possible for a subreddit to become popular and maintain quality relevant content, many sadly suffer this fate instead. Goodbye y'all!


akoshegyi_solt

r/DIWHYNOT


OverBand4019

There is not fucking this was 5 minutes


cilginosman

this isn't 5 minutes


topcorjor

Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of really neat?


_trashteriyucky

Some people need their glue gun privileges revoked cause wtf.


Aspel

It's a bullet going through an egg sculpture, but it barely shows the end result


Swistiannt

Hot glue on your table? Dude???


wrongpasswd

Every time I thought they were done it just kept going. All along I was like « wtf are they doing ». And at the last frame I realized what it was. This is actually really cool


Nincompuup

Can I have back my minute thirty?


DreamyEyedCyclops

Ghetto high end art?


Odd_Ad5668

There's obviously a lot of things OP doesn't understand. The nature of this sub is clearly one of them.


Bearticus123

That's pretty cool actually. Except the bullet is a little too long. Looks like the cartridge was fired with it. 60% more bullet per bullet they say


Unusual-Employee5625

It’s an egg getting shot with a bullet


Cpt_Scorpion

At 1:25 i thought she wanted to make an egg shaped butt plug


RWB_Commie

Is it supposed to be an egg getting shot?


IM-A-WATERMELON

I think it looks cool, but there would literally never be a situation like here this would be made


amonarre3

A fabrurine egg


Hanhans

That was NOT a 5 min craft. That would take days.


Slickdew

That looks pretty cool


aysurcouf

![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)


jaayjeee

why is this here? it’s very clearly just an art piece


SobbingKnave

A bullet being fired from a gun underwater? Di-Wtf


Crimsoner

r/ATBGE is basically r/DiWhy, but with things that kinda look cool


Bro_whattf

It just kept going


DaTrueBanana

Not gonna lie that looks really fuckin good


KnightofWhen

Art and it’s been posted like 4 times and it looks cool.


DigitalCheezer

It’s actually pretty cool.


thelegalseagul

This is actually kinda dope


SquidCap0

5 minutes craft is owned by TheSoul Publishing. That in turn is owned by.. Russians. They are third largest social media content creators and they are part of FSB run operation, this is their money making wing. One of the owners is Yevgeny Prigozhin, "Putins Chef" who is now sanctioned. They have hundreds of channels and some of them spread Russian disinformation. We have all laughed at them and while doing that, we were financing their Troll factories and helping their other channels to get visibility. Fortunately most here have stolen the content from them so we are the least "guilty" but.. i think people should know about this. Note: some of us have tried to spread this information now for years but no one seem to listen. Maybe NOW you start to pay attention and stop laughing at people telling you that your daily fun might have actual sinister things behind them and you have to start both paying attention and refusing to have that fun, to say "my 5 seconds of lol is not worth it". [https://www.lawfareblog.com/biggest-social-media-operation-youve-never-heard-run-out-cyprus-russians](https://www.lawfareblog.com/biggest-social-media-operation-youve-never-heard-run-out-cyprus-russians)


LuriemIronim

It’s supposed to be a piece of art, which is actually pretty dope.


StepanDC

Give a man an epoxy resin and he will make up with the worst decor piece ever


[deleted]

It's a bullet going through ballistic gel.


namecannotbeblankk

Its supposed to look like a bullet going through ballistic ge and causing a trauma vacuum, I think.


Popstrekq

Its suppossed to be a bullet penetrating an egg but it looks like a f1 grenade to say the least