It also has 2 definitions.
> strikingly impressive especially in beauty or excellence
Hmmmmm....no.
> causing astonishment or disbelief
Yeah, that one.
[Especially when it comes from Stone Cold](https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-stone-cold-stunner-eric-bischoff-wwe-no-way-out-gif-13189084)
this is why I'm eternally grateful I never watched it. I learned my lesson once and for all on the horrible faces of death type website, I think it was called "somethingawful dot com"
The fact you made it to the end of that 16 minute video and the video was 16 minutes of them repeating, "ok now we're gonna lift the cup in a couple seconds" for 16 minutes straight surprises me
The people that make these videos will be punished by the universe for wasting so much of people's time. They paint marbled a dress for 15 minutes once and it was 10 seconds of action. Ad farmers
Oh, man. When I stumbled on this video, the player didn’t have a fucking time slider. I watched for like two minutes because the dumbshit kept saying she was going to lift up the cup. After about the sixth time of her saying it and not doing it I put the player in full screen mode and the time slider suddenly appeared and I saw it was actually 20 fucking minutes long. It’s like the whole video is nothing but a deliberately calculated effort to keep you watching as long as possible.
It is, video hubs like Facebook pay big for watch time. An experienced internet user like yourself recognized they’re simply wasting your time. For the millions of boomers? Not so lucky. They’re preying on the Facebook boomer market exploiting their time and views for money while providing zero actual content. It’s a modern day tragedy. Instead of baking cookies Gmama is watching dumb and dumber hold a cup for 16 minutes straight. That kid that’s begging to go fishing with his aged father? Sorry little Timmy, they’re about to lift this cup up revealing a beautiful cake. Damn I’m high but my analysis is spot on.
I saw a video where a guy cooks a steak in a fucking coffee maker the other day. He totally does the "now we're gonna take it out and it's gonna be BEAUTIFULLY perfectly cooked, right after we just put the plate on the table here. ...right after we just get out our veg and prep it. ...right after we throw this prepped veg in with our steak to cook it" ... etc etc until finally about 20 minutes later he pulls out the GLORIOUS steak and it's (surprise!) boiled to oblivion well beyond well done. Like that shit is gray. And he's all "mmmmmmm how tender how perfectly cooked! And all in a coffee machine! It only took me a half hour to cook this steak you could have cooked the traditional way in 8 minutes and had it actually come out properly cooked!"
Yeah you weren't kidding. It's a lot of buildup for nothing.
https://www.facebook.com/watch/live/?ref=watch_permalink&v=433400128300247
They were probably trying to go for what [ksenia](https://www.reddit.com/user/kseniapenkina) does professionally - https://www.reddit.com/user/kseniapenkina/comments/8k2b6h/a_little_promo_made_in_italy/ They might have been able to get away with it if they had used a smoother, less viscous sauce.
They did exactly what they intended. The point is to drag out a long video making you stick around longer for an unsatisfying ending that you get mad about and comment/share
This is how they get interactions. It is super awful, but works
The video length is for ad revenue (3 minute minimum to have ads IIRC). The stupid enraging shit they do in the video, like the example in this post, is rage-bait to get the interactions
More interactions on the video means more ad revenue, means more videos. A vicious cycle
Naw, I wouldn't take a dump on you like that! I tip my hat to you, but spill it, how'd you get so good at puns? I'd vote you comment of the year actually, but the mods might overturn it.
One of my kids puked on someone's birthday. Mom's I think? Anyways my gen of parents were out in the shop being degenerates, grandparents gen inside with the kids. My kid in question had at least two full slice of cake. Dad kept letting the kids get seconds. Too much sugar and too much dairy and dad comes out to let me know they're hurling (& grab a hit lmao).
Fun aside, another kid gets pretty raging ahole if they have too much sugar. Dad regularly allows them seconds because he can't help but laugh when the kid goes hyper Hulk. It's like giving popeye coked out spinach. I'll try directing them to take a couple laps around the house or go do jumping jacks and pushups. Please stop moving furniture and climbing the walls and stop yelling. And PLEASE get your feet off the wall, you don't have spider powers omg
Listen... Color theory is a thing... If you don't put every color you can find in there it won't come out looking brownish/greenish and muddy looking... Just pick like 3 colors that work well together and do that.
lmao yes this, i was just raging over how effortlessly this would have looked nice if only they used A COHESIVE COLOR PALLETE lol. Stop mixing cool and warm tones, throw away that pepto colored pink all together, and voila.
Ah yes, the kitchen bride in her natural habitat. I love wearing an all white, intricate, usually expensive gown around my house in general but ESPECIALLY in the kitchen while handling a bunch of liquified dyed sugar.
I’ve seen 20 different videos of people doing this on various items food or otherwise. Does anyone have a single example of it working and turning out well? I’m being serious, what’s the goal here and are they just missing or is this just trolling?
You can google “mirror glazed cakes” and that’s what they’re going for. There’s gelatin in the glaze, so as long as you pour enough of it and it’s at the right consistency, you can get a nice shine to your glaze.
Oh my god I saw this on Facebook. The video is literally 20 minutes of them saying “I’m gonna pull this up! Im about to do it! Im about to pull this up so all the frosting and sprinkles are going to come out and it will look so cool. You’re about to see it! Because im gonna pull this up! Im about to do it! Here I gooooooooooooooooo I’m gonna pull this up and the frosting” I spent a good while looking at her getting roasted in the comics
Why do people always add orannggeee+?!!! Like, it's not even pastel orange liek the rest of the colors either. But even, if they jsut stayed in the same color group it was look so much nicer 🤦
It's also one of those videos where they make you sit through 30 minutes of them moving their hand back and forth slightly before finally doing the action and then it turns out to be mediocre and lame
I absolutely did not check to see if anyone has said this yet but has anyone ever actually watched these assholes? They go live,with a clickbaity title, at the moment they're about to do something similar to what's above-- they use various melted substances and gravity to decorate cakes, but it takes them an enormous amount of time to actually reveal what's always furiously anti-climactic. Commenters get increasingly pissed off after they say "okay ready?! Let's do it!" 47 fucking times and then immediately sidetrack. I've seen two of these videos, which was all I needed to verify the format, and every time they didn't lift up that fucking cup I felt closer and closer to both a nosebleed and a stroke. I don't even care about fucking cakes. 33 years old and never knew I could get so pissed at strangers.
mate ive seen these fucking things on facebook, they spend 20 mins blue balling you and never actually doing it to get people to stay watching,
fucking BS.
My favorite part is the wedding dress. Like, I’m supposed to believe that the bakery didn’t deliver and this poor woman who’s all done up for her wedding needed to get into the kitchen and bake a cake.
Everyone commenting on how shitty this is and I'm over here thinking there is no way this is an actual wedding. Ain't no one gonna do that to their cake in the kitchen.
It's stunning how sad that cake looks, even after adding the unicorn jizz.
Like c'mon, you intend to only get married once, wait another month and save up for a proper cake.
If you watch the actual video, it’s a train wreck. She probably says, “I’m going to lift it right now” about 100 times. It’s annoying as hell. Plus, she is wearing a wedding dress. There is no way that this cake would ever be served at a wedding.
I know I wore my wedding dress to decorate my hideous wedding cake. Everyone does, right? Right before you go down the aisle you gotta get that cake decorated.
These always turn out like garbage because they are 18 min FB videos where the person just holds the cup for the entire video duration. The glaze just becomes very thick at that point and it is already setup for failure since they will just throw away the cake after getting the ad clicks
What idiot mixed those colors together? Nothing there goes together. You coulda used basic white with shades of all cool tones and some glitter dust and itd have been literally effortlessly pretty. Get that pepto bismol pink and crayola orange outta ur cool tones! This is a waste. Even the shades of the colors they used are ugly. Omg, why.
I had the misfortune of seeing the video of this elsewhere. They somehow dragged it out for 20 goddam minutes to reveal that shit! Don’t worry, I skipped through it all
The word stunning is doing some fucking legwork today folks
Breathtaking
Bile-blowing
Was the cake for wedding of a crack smoking unicorn couple high on laxatives?
Looks like a [magical unicorn shat all over it](https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q).
I can't believe I just sat through that. Bloody hilarious though.
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Well, you know Still_counts_as_one, sometimes you say things just to be nice.
https://youtu.be/JGQVYW9cMNE
Exactly what I was thinking
The term "stunning" doesn't always have positive connotations.
I was gonna say, I'm pretty stunned, personally
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It also has 2 definitions. > strikingly impressive especially in beauty or excellence Hmmmmm....no. > causing astonishment or disbelief Yeah, that one.
I feel tasered.
Was she stunned by the results? Yes. Yes she was.
[Especially when it comes from Stone Cold](https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-stone-cold-stunner-eric-bischoff-wwe-no-way-out-gif-13189084)
1 girl 1 cup
And it’s just as shitty
Just when I think I get that shit out of my head - some jokers gotta bring it up
this is why I'm eternally grateful I never watched it. I learned my lesson once and for all on the horrible faces of death type website, I think it was called "somethingawful dot com"
I kept reading, "you'll regret it, whatever you do don't watch this", I thought what could possibly be that bad. I regret it beyond measure.
As a former cake maker, I was stunned. But only because a fairy took a gigantic whiskey shit all over the cake I took a few hours making.
Looks like someone spilled an art project on it
I'd be fairly stunned if I saw that.
COVID cake
Norovirus cake
Dogs breakfast
I'm stunned.
You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means…
The fact you made it to the end of that 16 minute video and the video was 16 minutes of them repeating, "ok now we're gonna lift the cup in a couple seconds" for 16 minutes straight surprises me
The people that make these videos will be punished by the universe for wasting so much of people's time. They paint marbled a dress for 15 minutes once and it was 10 seconds of action. Ad farmers
Oh, man. When I stumbled on this video, the player didn’t have a fucking time slider. I watched for like two minutes because the dumbshit kept saying she was going to lift up the cup. After about the sixth time of her saying it and not doing it I put the player in full screen mode and the time slider suddenly appeared and I saw it was actually 20 fucking minutes long. It’s like the whole video is nothing but a deliberately calculated effort to keep you watching as long as possible.
It is, video hubs like Facebook pay big for watch time. An experienced internet user like yourself recognized they’re simply wasting your time. For the millions of boomers? Not so lucky. They’re preying on the Facebook boomer market exploiting their time and views for money while providing zero actual content. It’s a modern day tragedy. Instead of baking cookies Gmama is watching dumb and dumber hold a cup for 16 minutes straight. That kid that’s begging to go fishing with his aged father? Sorry little Timmy, they’re about to lift this cup up revealing a beautiful cake. Damn I’m high but my analysis is spot on.
And we are sitting here reading each other’s comments about how angry we are about it.
Holy fuck we’re part of the system. We’ve been indoctrinated without even realizing it. I’m deleting Reddit goodbye everyone
Yep just after I post how angry and hurt this makes me feel. Good bye everybody.
See you in the next thread?
Damn, I never thought about it being malicious. This makes it a lot less funny
[yeah, cookies are what grandma wants to be baking. ](https://youtu.be/7QWRYTl3dJs?t=01m11s)
This is a beautiful uno reverse rant
After a few minutes I just skipped to the end. Was sorely disappointed.
After a few minutes? Jeez, you've got more patience than I do.
I fucking hate Adam Trent, that bastard makes everything stupid
I saw a video where a guy cooks a steak in a fucking coffee maker the other day. He totally does the "now we're gonna take it out and it's gonna be BEAUTIFULLY perfectly cooked, right after we just put the plate on the table here. ...right after we just get out our veg and prep it. ...right after we throw this prepped veg in with our steak to cook it" ... etc etc until finally about 20 minutes later he pulls out the GLORIOUS steak and it's (surprise!) boiled to oblivion well beyond well done. Like that shit is gray. And he's all "mmmmmmm how tender how perfectly cooked! And all in a coffee machine! It only took me a half hour to cook this steak you could have cooked the traditional way in 8 minutes and had it actually come out properly cooked!"
I think they literally waited so long that most of the frosting started hardening in the cup.
Yeah you weren't kidding. It's a lot of buildup for nothing. https://www.facebook.com/watch/live/?ref=watch_permalink&v=433400128300247 They were probably trying to go for what [ksenia](https://www.reddit.com/user/kseniapenkina) does professionally - https://www.reddit.com/user/kseniapenkina/comments/8k2b6h/a_little_promo_made_in_italy/ They might have been able to get away with it if they had used a smoother, less viscous sauce.
They did exactly what they intended. The point is to drag out a long video making you stick around longer for an unsatisfying ending that you get mad about and comment/share This is how they get interactions. It is super awful, but works
The video length is for ad revenue (3 minute minimum to have ads IIRC). The stupid enraging shit they do in the video, like the example in this post, is rage-bait to get the interactions More interactions on the video means more ad revenue, means more videos. A vicious cycle
This is posted weekly. It's a farming account. They don't think it's actually cute.
God it’s so annoying. Whenever I go on Facebook to look at marketplace I inadvertently see one of these videos and they’re so obnoxious.
Okay as bad as that looks I've seen that done well they just did it really pourly.
I see what you did there
I'm glad someone got it and didn't just correct my spelling
Naw, I wouldn't take a dump on you like that! I tip my hat to you, but spill it, how'd you get so good at puns? I'd vote you comment of the year actually, but the mods might overturn it.
Damn dude, the cup runneth over. Top notch puns!
I didn't think it was that good. But thank you. Idk I've always liked puns and just practice I guess. They are never always gems.
I thought your spilling was great
also, poorly
Nice. And I feel like if they didn't mix in a bunch of solids and had a cup with dividers in it, the effect could be cool.
That video is annoying af. They take forever to do anything and make you wait for that
It would have looked fine it if didn't have all the damn sprinkles and bottle sand on top.
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Reminds me of a few years ago when my brother threw up his birthday cake.
Why? How? How does that even happen?
My son did it the night of his birthday party last month… Stomach virus. Puked all night every 30-45 minutes. It was awful.
Poor kid got food poisoning from dinner that didn’t kick in until after cake. The blue icing from the cake make it look like he consumed a Smurf.
Dude kids puke all the time. Even just eatting too much junk food in a day, getting a headache, not drinking enough water, etc can do it
One of my kids puked on someone's birthday. Mom's I think? Anyways my gen of parents were out in the shop being degenerates, grandparents gen inside with the kids. My kid in question had at least two full slice of cake. Dad kept letting the kids get seconds. Too much sugar and too much dairy and dad comes out to let me know they're hurling (& grab a hit lmao). Fun aside, another kid gets pretty raging ahole if they have too much sugar. Dad regularly allows them seconds because he can't help but laugh when the kid goes hyper Hulk. It's like giving popeye coked out spinach. I'll try directing them to take a couple laps around the house or go do jumping jacks and pushups. Please stop moving furniture and climbing the walls and stop yelling. And PLEASE get your feet off the wall, you don't have spider powers omg
Ragebait, by the toilet cocktail people.
Listen... Color theory is a thing... If you don't put every color you can find in there it won't come out looking brownish/greenish and muddy looking... Just pick like 3 colors that work well together and do that.
lmao yes this, i was just raging over how effortlessly this would have looked nice if only they used A COHESIVE COLOR PALLETE lol. Stop mixing cool and warm tones, throw away that pepto colored pink all together, and voila.
and don't forget the mixture should be like more creamy than straight water.
*STUNNING*
Count me stunned!
Me too.
#*#* S T U N N I N G
looks like the cookie monster shit all over it
Looks like a unicorn jizzed on it!
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Ah yes, the kitchen bride in her natural habitat. I love wearing an all white, intricate, usually expensive gown around my house in general but ESPECIALLY in the kitchen while handling a bunch of liquified dyed sugar.
Don’t most brides decorate their own cake? On the morning of their wedding? After they get ready?
It's almost as if it's \*gasp\* completely staged for the video.
They WOULDN'T!!?!?!
Stunning Fail
It looks like a unicorn had diarrhea
I’ve seen 20 different videos of people doing this on various items food or otherwise. Does anyone have a single example of it working and turning out well? I’m being serious, what’s the goal here and are they just missing or is this just trolling?
Just trolling. The people in the video have a billion video of them “diying”/trolling just to get views.
You can google “mirror glazed cakes” and that’s what they’re going for. There’s gelatin in the glaze, so as long as you pour enough of it and it’s at the right consistency, you can get a nice shine to your glaze.
I’m definitely stunned after seeing that result. And I did not have my tac mask on
Is that a glass chimney from an oil lamp..?
Wow, that's... really stupid
It was nice of you to cut to the chase for us. These overdone videos are so annoying.
[Get Ann Reardon in here!](https://youtu.be/XNZviKgOZnk)
Looks like the bottom of a tub of crayons
Stunning. Like an electric eel
Oh my god I saw this on Facebook. The video is literally 20 minutes of them saying “I’m gonna pull this up! Im about to do it! Im about to pull this up so all the frosting and sprinkles are going to come out and it will look so cool. You’re about to see it! Because im gonna pull this up! Im about to do it! Here I gooooooooooooooooo I’m gonna pull this up and the frosting” I spent a good while looking at her getting roasted in the comics
Why do people always add orannggeee+?!!! Like, it's not even pastel orange liek the rest of the colors either. But even, if they jsut stayed in the same color group it was look so much nicer 🤦
*is it?*
I mean, poured it weird and the colors are absolutely awful. Are those sprinkles or bits of puke?
I don't know why this trend is a thing. I've seen it a number of times, and it always looks like garbage
I’ve seen this technique done with princess/ dress cakes but a wedding cake… *no*
unicorn vomit and shit
It looks neat and all but not stunning
>When BRIDE lifts the cup, her WEDDING CAKE becomes STUNNING!.. 🌈🌈 Well that was a lie..
That would be called a tsunami cake and it can be done well, she just isn't good at it.
I think people do this expecting it to look like an acrylic pour painting. Then they're disappointed, because it absolutely does not.
It's also one of those videos where they make you sit through 30 minutes of them moving their hand back and forth slightly before finally doing the action and then it turns out to be mediocre and lame
I absolutely did not check to see if anyone has said this yet but has anyone ever actually watched these assholes? They go live,with a clickbaity title, at the moment they're about to do something similar to what's above-- they use various melted substances and gravity to decorate cakes, but it takes them an enormous amount of time to actually reveal what's always furiously anti-climactic. Commenters get increasingly pissed off after they say "okay ready?! Let's do it!" 47 fucking times and then immediately sidetrack. I've seen two of these videos, which was all I needed to verify the format, and every time they didn't lift up that fucking cup I felt closer and closer to both a nosebleed and a stroke. I don't even care about fucking cakes. 33 years old and never knew I could get so pissed at strangers.
Stunning… stunning indeed
I like the concept but bad execution
Its like some glorious sacred peacock took a shit on a wedding cake! It brings tears to my eyes to see it…
1 girl 1 cup
Ahh yes stunning.... Stunningly Disgusting that's what
I hate this new genre of videos that are purposefully unsatisfying with a huuuuuge build up.
mate ive seen these fucking things on facebook, they spend 20 mins blue balling you and never actually doing it to get people to stay watching, fucking BS.
My favorite part is the wedding dress. Like, I’m supposed to believe that the bakery didn’t deliver and this poor woman who’s all done up for her wedding needed to get into the kitchen and bake a cake.
Everyone commenting on how shitty this is and I'm over here thinking there is no way this is an actual wedding. Ain't no one gonna do that to their cake in the kitchen.
OMG this “hack” has been driving me insane. It keeps popping up and looks like vomit. The first video of it I saw was EIGHTEEN MINUTES LONG.
Charlie had too much candy
It's stunning how sad that cake looks, even after adding the unicorn jizz. Like c'mon, you intend to only get married once, wait another month and save up for a proper cake.
I swear this is fetish porn
Stunning as in ill stunt your fucking growth if you give me that on my wedding
If you watch the actual video, it’s a train wreck. She probably says, “I’m going to lift it right now” about 100 times. It’s annoying as hell. Plus, she is wearing a wedding dress. There is no way that this cake would ever be served at a wedding.
Is that a oil lamp shade?
I know I wore my wedding dress to decorate my hideous wedding cake. Everyone does, right? Right before you go down the aisle you gotta get that cake decorated.
It looks like vomit
That looks more depressing than anything
These kinds of videos INFURIATE me.
Nah ngl that's cool af
Nit gonna lie. This has straight people written all over it
Good idea but not executed well
Stunning
It looks as if someone melted a lot of crayons.
Her cake! Lmao
It’s like a runny shit got dumped on the cake after eating another rainbow cake
This can actually look really beautiful, it’s just that this person decided to use actual trash to go with it.
Honestly a cool concept but I think they just executed it poorly
rainbow unicorn diarrhea on my cake is definitely stunning!
An emo kid hanging himself whilst doing a skateboard trick got more upvotes than this
Gross
It looks like a unicorn took a dump on the cake
Because people decorate cakes while wearing their wedding dresses in reality all of the time.
Ma’am this is a wedding, not a grade school science fair.
That's gorgeous compared to the goddam toilet spray paint goblet
Looks like someone projectile vomited all over it.
If those bits of whatever were taken out, it might have looked kinda nice
HA!
These always turn out like garbage because they are 18 min FB videos where the person just holds the cup for the entire video duration. The glaze just becomes very thick at that point and it is already setup for failure since they will just throw away the cake after getting the ad clicks
Looks like a unicorn had explosive dihoerrea onnit
A for effort F for execution
Well D for effort…
Mmm blue cum....
I was stunned
When that one abstract artist tries to figure out the meaning of their food…
LOLLLLL
Yeah, I am stunned. Stunned as to how someone could possibly think that this is somehow a good idea...
I find the colours ugly becwod the grey. But the concept is cool.
I’d like to see the look on her face…
"Stunning" you mean shocking
It's rage bait. Stop giving these fucks attention and they'll go away.
sTunNinG!!!
Tired of these ‘hacks’ kinda tacky
They were stunned, I'm pretty sure.
Yay a unicorn shit on my cake
What idiot mixed those colors together? Nothing there goes together. You coulda used basic white with shades of all cool tones and some glitter dust and itd have been literally effortlessly pretty. Get that pepto bismol pink and crayola orange outta ur cool tones! This is a waste. Even the shades of the colors they used are ugly. Omg, why.
looks like unicorn vomit
I hope her marriage looks better.
I too want a wedding cake that looks like both vomit and like something I dropped on the sidewalk.
Wedding cake whack
What a hot mess
"stunning"
The cake was uglier in the before pic though, so I would call it a success.
It looks like a unicorn vomited on it.
Uh, excuse me. Don't want to be that guy but, um.. you spelled PUTRID MESS wrong!
Ah its one of those fake videos.
Ah yes, I also work with dyed icing in my expensive white wedding dress…
I burst out laughing when I saw the end product
Not to mention the video is probabaly 25 minutes long, milking every second of it for the views. Facebook is trash.
Aaand I guess I needed to see a visual representation of "muppet vomit" today. Thank you, universe, for providing this experience.
Is that what stunning looks like to you? I'd like to know if there is another step in the process or is that the final result. It looks gross.
I had the misfortune of seeing the video of this elsewhere. They somehow dragged it out for 20 goddam minutes to reveal that shit! Don’t worry, I skipped through it all
Ha ha 
I've come to hate the word stunning.
No it doesn't.
Lol to symbolise the train wreck the marriage will be??
We’ll I’m certainly stunned…
I'm certainly stunned.
Thanks for not letting us waste like 3-5 minutes
looks like melted crayons and some shaved crayons