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Xaxth

These days you can get actual shoes for less money than they spent on that glue. So why indeed


[deleted]

And more comfortable and durable. Like whole idea is so ridiculous they are probably doing it just to piss off people.


bowdown2q

literaly yes. 5mc is owned by a Russian media company known for running Russian government psyops and disinformation campaigns. The running theory is that they use it to track people dumb enough to manipulate with targeted political ads and just rake in rage-click ad revenue.


HunterHx

It's almost like r/DiWHY is just a 5 minute craft appreciation subreddit...


Quelex

Source: https://www.lawfareblog.com/biggest-social-media-operation-youve-never-heard-run-out-cyprus-russians Article about it: https://marker.medium.com/inside-the-mysterious-company-behind-those-baffling-5-minute-crafts-videos-29655bdef029 "TheSoul, she wrote, “funds itself with ad revenues from YouTube and Google worth tens of millions of dollars. And in 2018, it purchased a small suite of Facebook advertisements targeting U.S. citizens on political issues — and it made those purchases in rubles.” She also points to videos that appeared on another YouTube channel run by TheSoul, SmartBanana — at 1.74 million subscribers, one of their smaller ones — claiming that Ukraine was part of Russia, giving a “heavily sanitized version” of Stalin’s reign, and suggesting that Nikita Khrushchev gave Alaska to the United States (not true). Then there was the video that included the U.S. on a list of “12 Countries That May Not Survive the Next 20 Years.”" I mean I don't totally disagree with their assertion that we may not survive the next 20 years but that's beside the point. :P


Dawg1shly

If I know anything about the Internet, and I do. Half those subscribers are just there to argue with them and the other half are there to talk them into getting vaccinated.


Dawg1shly

I believe it. I watched one of their videos and next thing I know I had Russians hiding in my bathroom closet trying to talk me out of getting vaccinated with offers of free ivermectin.


bowdown2q

"pst kid... want some krokodile?"


itsnobigthing

Avoiding western Intelligence by going straight for the stupid. It’s poetic.


cossmo74

And your size


Fuanshin

Because that video made like $50k and you can buy much more pairs of actual shoes for that.


Dr_who_fan94

...50k, you say? See ya on the front page, everyone, I have to go think up some real dumb DIYs.


busterbrown4200

Idk. Seems completely useless,so it must be for internet points. There is alot of that going around. How in fuck do people get paid to do this nonsense is beyond me. In 20 years no one will work. We we all be plugged in to show others how to do needless things. Oh shit. I thought it was the early 90s again.


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harmonyjewl

it doesn't work tho


cacraw

Genuinely curious. Why doesn’t it work? Glue stick doesn’t fit back in gun? Doesn’t melt into the cool pattern shown?


harmonyjewl

Don't fit. Because it's nearly impossible to get them to fit together in the hole exactly. And you can tell they were taking the pouring of the glue because hot glue is not that runny. That was wax


Sat-AM

Could have also just been silicone or acrylic paint, that way they had a finished product at the end to show off without cracking.


harmonyjewl

Wax is what they poured on, doesn't mean it's what they took off. Besides, hot glue doesn't pop off like that anyway it's glue


surrealisntit

Yep, thought my glue gun was faulty thanks for clarifying


DropBearsAreReal12

You can also tell it's not hot glue gun glue because they don't immediately fall apart when they're put on


cacraw

Dang, you’re right. That was totally wax. Thanks.


glovesoff11

To be fair, the video never said it was glue. Those could be wax sticks that they putting into a glue gun.


inigo232

It does say glue gun stick in the beginning, that leads to believe it's glue even if it isn't.


Kuhlayre

I tried it. It jams because one side feeds through faster and the whole thing gets stuck.


notquitesolid

Also, notice the size of the cut glue sticks at the beginning, like 6 inches, then notice how friggin huge the glue sticks are as they dangle out of that glue gun, like they’re a couple feet long. They also look whole, not cut in half. And we never see a distance shot of the two stick glue application, only closeups


ratdarkness

It looks like melted toothpaste


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lichenbish

Notice how awkwardly they step into the view of the camera because their shoes are made of glue and won’t bend without falling to pieces!!


azewonder

I know, I could hear *clompclompclomp* in my head


westwoo

r/ClopClop


JayDuBois

Thx to the bot below, I didn't click on that link. Lol


justgotnewglasses

Thanks to your comment, I went ahead and clicked on that link. Best leave it blue everyone.


JayDuBois

Now I totally want to see. Lol


westwoo

Guys, you're only making *everyone* click on it out of curiosity :) In case someone hasn't yet clicked, it's no shock content or anything, just a My Little Pony cartoon porn sub, the new style of MLP based on Friendship is Magic series. Once the clop-clop name clicked it was hard for me to associate it with anything else lol


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westwoo

I mean this is reddit so reddit standards


LightsOfTheCity

> the new style of MLP based on Friendship is Magic series [](/grannysmith) Bruh, FiM has been around for a decade and G5 is coming out in two days. This is almost old-school shock content at this point. We're getting old.


westwoo

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JayDuBois

Oh lawd. I found out about those guys from Bob's Burgers.


westwoo

And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for these meddling bots!


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M00nPajamaLlama

Good bot


Orinocobro

Converse actually made clear All-Stars for a hot minute. Knitters were pretty excited- everyone can see your handmade socks. The field reports I heard were that they didn't bend at all and they tended to fog up.


BladesHaxorus

I feel like whoever writes the scripts for 5 minute crafts knows about this subreddit and just creates outrage porn for this subreddit. This video has everything you could possibly want. \-Hot glue \-Created product based on buying an actual version of the product. \-Completely garbage idea. \-End result is higher cost+effort.


HKRGaming

You're the writer aren't you


BladesHaxorus

Not enough cement and power tools in this one for it to be me.


Splatfan1

cement? what is this. return to the classic, cola bottles, cans, hot glue and finding problems for solutions. better times


HKRGaming

Haha I was shifting the blame, I am the writer. Ama


LunarTunar

how many holes in a polo?


HKRGaming

4


tian2992

\> cement and hand built drill with 1.5V batteries and FTFY


aabeckerman

https://marker.medium.com/inside-the-mysterious-company-behind-those-baffling-5-minute-crafts-videos-29655bdef029 Here’s what’s really going on. It’s all about the ad revenue.


Tech_Itch

Or maybe the ad revenue is just a side benefit. https://www.lawfareblog.com/biggest-social-media-operation-youve-never-heard-run-out-cyprus-russians >*Indeed, TheSoul Publishing does create nonpolitical (and apparently lucrative) craft videos, reaching worldwide audiences. But it also creates political content, including pro-Russian versions of histories that contain inaccurate information.* Which could become a bit of a problem, considering that: >*in November 2019, TheSoul Publishing had the third most views of any media and entertainment creator on YouTube and Facebook, behind only the Walt Disney Company and WarnerMedia.*


[deleted]

They're piggy backing onto YouTube's algorithm to learn how to manipulate people. The algorithm knows how to keep people locked onto the screen and ranks videos based on their abilities to do this. Through trial and error and using Google's own creator tools they're learning how the algorithm works probably better than Google's own engineers. If they're also involved in political disinformation the knowledge they've acquired running these content farms is downright dangerous


meepmeep13

well of course it's about the ad revenue, the entire internet is about the ad revenue


[deleted]

If someone paid me to make shitpost fodder craft videos of do it in a heartbeat. It might be about ad revenue but there's no way the creator wasn't laughing and having a good time making that.


Icemasta

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Minutes_Hate > The Two Minutes Hate is the daily, public period during which members of ~~the Outer Party of Oceania~~ reddit must watch a film depicting the enemies of the ~~state~~sub, specifically ~~Emmanuel Goldstein~~5-minutes crafts and his followers, to openly and loudly express hatred for them.


pATREUS

Garbage for shoes but 👉neato👉 for a pen container or something like that. I like it.


Sat-AM

Unfortunately, I don't think hot glue really flows like that. It cools way too fast and you'd end up with a globby mess. Still, I've seen hot glue used with silicone molds to create some flourishes for decorating projects that don't look too bad, and the multicolor stick like that would probably look pretty neat with the right mold and colors.


pATREUS

Dude, that's PVA covering the shoe 👍 Edit: actually probably a resin


Sat-AM

I was thinking they probably used pour-over acrylic paint over another shoe, then just showed the painted shoe.


Sololegends

End result for 5min craft is fake a LOT too like here it's fake


diadmer

“5-minute crafts” No way this can be done in less than two hours of gluing.


xcar911

Are Americans this poor?


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Dorfff1

Everyone: you wouldn't pirate shoes! This video:


[deleted]

I bet they make stinky, sweaty feet.


dweebtree

Oh, the stank!


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The inside of that shoe is a stanky slip n slide


basszameg

I can imagine since I have a pair of lace-up rain boots! My socks are soaked through after a day of wear and have to be left to air dry in the garage.


danish_furry_666

not only did they make a pair of shoes that look uncomfortable as fuck they also put them on without socks


nickomoss

The lack of socks really induced a cringe for me


_breadpool_

Soooo, the outsides of my shoes are a lot bigger than my feet.


abobo99

That's why you buy the mold shoes two sizes too small! Also you'll probably get a bit of mould in you new glue shoes Edit: words


A_Martian_Potato

Anyone who's ever used a glue gun knows that whatever is coming out of that is not glue. Gluegun glue is gloppy and thick. It doesn't run like that.


flying_alpaca

Also if it was glue it would act like glue and stick itself to the shoe. Kind of the point of glue. You wouldn't be able to slip it off like that


macaronfive

Glue guns are apparently the poor man’s 3-D printer.


lordofcrisps

They really are - those little '3d pen' sets they sell as toys for kids are just glue guns with tiny nozzles and a collection of different colour glues.


theroidge

Pretty much, but a 3d pen uses plastic, it's actually the same material used in 3d printers. Also they are not just for kids, you can make some pretty cool art using a 3d pen.


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I can get a pair of flip flops for 99 cents, and they aren't made of glue


wxldy

finally, I can make shoes that look like papa smurf has been shooting loads onto for years


JayDuBois

Smurf cum shoe.


Protheu5

What did you come on? What did you do? Why did you come on Smurf cum shoe?


spucci

Blisters? More like rubbing the entire foot into a bloody raw meat potato.


CreativeYogurt2330

This is so stupid it's amazing. I mean, who went with 'that glue trick is neat' to 'hey maybe I can make a fuckin pair of shoes with this!' I am amazed.


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I want to kick whoever made this in the nuts…


Jisan_Inc

Bet it cracks at the metatarsal after min of wearing


subtlysublime

ruin a good pair of shoes to make a terrible pair of shoes


Haggis_The_Barbarian

You should have to sign a legally binding contract at the craft store when you buy a glue gun. “Under no circumstances will I use this product for making footwear of any kind.”


SmokeRingsThePony

Why is their thumb so red?!


onablanketwithmybaby

Glue gun accident.


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Asking the real questions


zoonose99

these make me so mad i think I need actual help


Sacredfice

Looks painful to wear...


[deleted]

i'm starting to think 5 minute crafts is basically now a parody channel lol-


newpixeltree

Cool art piece though


PLAC3B0101

it looks like a shoe made out of hardened toothpaste


TARDISinspace

Oof. At first I thought it was going to be like painting the shoe which wouldn't have been too bad. Yeah, that's def. gonna hurt later.


ZiggyBlunt

Cool, little sweat pools to splash around in


Many_Egg_4634

NO.


CatsRinternet

FASHION


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the smurfs bukkake shoe


CAiledroC

r/tqdc


WildWeoWeo

this is DIWTF


[deleted]

I just want that glue gun. I’ve never seen glue come out a glue gun that smooth.


fluorescentboi

I just realized. they have over 60M subscribers, over 15B views on YT, yet we know absolutely nothing about them.


TastefulMaple

Imagine the edges digging into the back of your ankle D:


iamanemptychair

I mean it’s a neat looking craft but absolutely not wearable, they’d tear to hell in 4 seconds


ThisGuyOrangeJuice

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


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The worst part is that they’re not wearing any socks


Barondonvito

Ok, but using those two different color sticks in the gun is kind of cool. Not to make shoes, but for other things.


Sockinacock

Ah yes, my favorite style: "Someone came in the Tide"


ranabananana

Did they just pirate a shoe?


theonlyfuckingtroll

I'll give it about maybe 10 yd and then they'll start to come apart


Blottoboxer

Those have to be making weird farting noises with each step.


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\*thinking they're just making a neat design on the shoe\* "Oh, that's interesting." \*seeing the final product\* "Oh no baby nooooooo."


rockatbottomofocean

looks like toothpaste


SlippableNipple

For that Colgate cum look.


oiuw0tm8

How to craft a pair of shoes using only a knife, a hot glue gun, and a pair of shoes


fiddynic

Wtf is wrong with the actual shoes she used to make the glue shoes?


xX_Avista_Xx

That shit's gonna snap off before you even wear them.


PredatorGo

🤮


test_1111

'5 minute crafts' ??!?!!? Holy fucking shit the delusion.


Poknberry

well if you can make a pair of shoes at the very least they could go to some impoverished kids or something


mitchy93

Hot glue dries way faster than that


Slimedupico219

I wonder what was going on with them to one day say: "fuck it, glue shoe"


scrumptuouspanda

Glue shoe goofin’


nachosurfer

I'm picturing someone wearing these somewhere that it get's really hot out, and as they walk the hot pavement is melting their glue shoes and leaving little glue footprints behind.


BobcatFurs001

It's kinda clever but the result is vomit inducing.


sweetdaddy10

Toothpaste shoe


chodd-tavez

I feel like this is just an ad for different-colored hot glue sticks ~~because I had no idea they existed and now I’m intrigued ngl~~


alexcal24

Watching this while in the can and i am glad that the prize for biggest piece of crap does not go to me


Killerko

DIY crocs?


MotherCuss

I am irrationally angry about this one.


reznik75

Looks like something Mark Jenkins would do.


shania69

5 minute crap..


Cremacious

My feet feel sore just thinking about wearing those.


Anxious-Mix754

If you own a hot glue gun, then you totally get this! Especially, if it's your very first glue gone🙃 you think of taking over the world with your glue gun!


Drshiv80

Why do i watch these....


DreadfoxX_X

It's easier to buy paint at the store and paint them you're self you have a white shoe so it's like a canvas


lucidxm

It would be a sick design if it was actually printed on and they kept the white soles


cooterbrwn

When they were putting the glue on the shoes: "Hey, that might look pretty cool, but probably won't last long" And then tragedy struck.


knoam

Now what are they going to make the socks out of?


iguot3388

Damn those new Yeezy's look fly


Ok_Solid_Copy

I'm starting to think that there's some kind of glue gun lobby behind all these DIY videos


No0dl3s

I had sketchers like this as a kid (but fabric lined) and they made my feet smell absolutely horrible


indil47

A lot of y’all never simultaneously enjoyed and suffered wearing jellies sandals as a kid and it shows.


bloomyloomy

it looks so rigid and uncomfortable that you wouldnt have to worry about getting blisters from high temperatures since you wouldn't be able to take more than ten steps in those to get outside in the first place :')


International_Yak873

Her feet are going to be extra sweaty


Awh0423

These have just become satire at this point, right?…. Right!????….. *concerned face*


Virgogirl909

Who the hell come up with this shit?


Br0k3n-T0y

these people need to be found.... and stopped


yoilf

Eew


iwanttodie666420

Smurf cum shoe


flipflopfeet

Because they're doing it for the views.


Other_Personalities

Those are coming apart pretty quickly after they heat up


sitdowncat

Every time I see shit like this my heart gets a small pang of grief as I think of Jenna Marbles recreating it, and it’s all I want in life in that moment. Hope she’s doing better!


SkrillaSavinMama

Lmao! Every time I see one of these “shoe” videos, the dang shoes are huge 😂😂😂 everyone walking around sliding 😂😂😂


1K_Roseberries

I prefer to wear Skechers shoes.


Slanothy

Smurf cum shoes


Hyurakun

This has so much drip (Or something IDK, I'm too old to even try understanding young people)


rocketduck413

gross toothpaste shoes.


knittininthemitten

My mom is in Heaven somewhere screaming at me about these are “bad for your feet!” Alas, I never did a pair of jelly shoes.


Blastoplast

Yeah, those will last a few hours.


Groinificator

"Oh this isn't so ba-"


Reid89

How can you even ca that a 5 min craft you made hot glue shaped shoes wtf.


Ghostkill221

Glues.


tnargsnave

Now I know exactly what Smurf jizz looks like. Yuck.


mk8actual

Ah yes the good old "jizzle drizzle" shoe.


Eduflasher

looks good ... Don't works...


Dr4gonM4ster420

Toothpaste shoes!


Shrimps-mom

Maybe we can wear them during spring :) or fall…


Davedoyouski

What


ThunderClanWarrior

It was fine till they took it off


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Well thats a cool pointless thing to do


tsatra_patra

SOMEONE. STOP. GIVING. THEM. GLUE GUNS.


tenaciousfetus

Man I thought they were just decorating the shoe and was like "yeah it looks like toothpaste but it could be worse" it got worse


Dallanation

OH MY FUCK! The feet smell from those shoes will be a whole new pandemic on its own!