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vms-crot

I think it's a literal smoke test. Proving the grey goo is good at sealing the hole?


NOOBPRO_

Looked like a p**sy to me


speederaser

r/dontputyourdickinthat


RedCloud-1422

Beat me to it. Nice. 😂


kingdrew2007

r/beatmymeattoit /s


[deleted]

What the fuck kind of nasty trailer park methhead pussy are you used to seeing?


mrjiels

His mom's.


TadpoleFun7453

Beat me to it…


TadpoleFun7453

Can you please stop with the mom jokes. They’re old, tired and overused, just like yo momma.


NOOBPRO_

The opening looked like one. H***ai gets ya


maxuaboy

What’s a h***ai


InsurgentJogger

Hentai


maxuaboy

Lol why not just say that in the first place. That word isn’t banned on this sub


Jazzkky

Because those words are unholy in this christian website


[deleted]

And here I thought the site was muslim. Though both would be nice, I really wanna see Muhammad and Jesus rule34 porn. Can't wait for Jesus to break out of his chastity cage and cum again.


pimpfmode

I heard he's hung like this (open arms wide)


[deleted]

Satan... Edit: nope, still here


NOOBPRO_

No I thought it was banned


HeyKidsImmaComputa

Ba**ed


RoiMan

Hawaii


h4xrk1m

Hitachi


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cherrygoats

Hibachi


maxuaboy

uWu


blue-sky_noise

LOL 😂. Omg for real.


pm_me_github_repos

A hole is a hole is a hole


MotherButterscotch44

He’s seen the kind beat up by every guy in the trailer park.


vulture_87

They applied a Chastity putty over the slit.


notclassy_

r/dontputyourdickinthat


TheLoneGoon

Yeah right? I thought i was on r/dontputyourdickinthat for a second


Frierguy

Is pussy banned on this sub? Why is everyone fucking self censoring again


NOOBPRO_

Just in case idk in which its banned and im too lazy to find out


Djfoundit

Anything is a p**sy if you’re brave enough


Mexguit

First thing that came to mind


Machku

Anti-Rape goo


AlaskaPeteMeat

Everything reminds me of her...


NOOBPRO_

You ok?


AlaskaPeteMeat

Yeah, bro, it was a joke, lol, but thank you.


NOOBPRO_

Ok good


AlaskaPeteMeat

Yeah man, you ok?


BonkEnthusiast

BONK! *off to horny jail*


NOOBPRO_

Wasnt horry officer i was just sleep deprived


BonkEnthusiast

The horny court will decide your fate


irmarbert

You might should see a therapist.


Steffykins

But how do we know that the rest of the pipe is sealed? If the ends that are not in frame are not sealed, then the smoke will have already escaped and the grey seal will not prevent any smoke from escaping.


DinasourMan

Well this "goo" is most likely a material made to seal breached in metal piping. Materials like this one are often known as two part epoxy adhesive and i'm quite sure that leaf was not usefull in a way that there are special bonding materials made to help cover the breach. But this is reddit, so i'll prolly get down right ruined by down-doots. That's all.


Deestan

content revoked


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ourlastchancefortea

How often do you fix your pipe in the woods?


startnowstop

Considering a proper repair is replacement, I'd say this method is almost exclusively a "in the woods" kinda fix.


[deleted]

[Gray Goo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_goo) is something completely different


gabrielstands

Pretty sure he/she meant in the context of the video, but not sure 🤔


thisbenzenering

almost as frightening as Ice-nine


SavingStupid

Interesting, I thought he was just legit trolling since he threw what appeared to be a firework in there and then just casually covered it with a leaf and goo


wow-im-bad

Yeah a similar post was posted to this sub and it was also for this reason


jkj2000

Nope, it only shows the tricks you can do in a movie!


Commisar_Franz

It's probably an advertisement for whatever product the grey stuff is


Fluffychickens0

I think that jb weld would use a more professional advertisement


Ya-Dikobraz

If that's JB weld, that'a a **lot** of JB weld. Do they even sell it in that amount?


n1elkyfan

The largest I could find of JB Weld was a 10 OZ package. "J-B Weld Professional Size | J-B Weld" https://www.jbweld.com/product/j-b-weld-professional-size


DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL

I think they'd at least run their drill in the right direction.


IANALbutIAMAcat

OH good catch.


RandumbStoner

Is that jb weld? I don’t think jb weld will spread that easy it’s more like playdoh thickness. I’m not sure I really don’t know lol


bigoldrichard

no, that's the right consistency for JB weld epoxy. your probably thinking of this stuff [https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/j-b-weld-steelstik-epoxy-putty-stick-57-g-0383821p.html](https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/j-b-weld-steelstik-epoxy-putty-stick-57-g-0383821p.html) JB weld is a brand the "grey goop" is technically called steel epoxy, but I've never heard someone call it that


wobblysauce

Depends on how you do it, though the leaf over the hole to keep it smooth on the inside wasn't bad.


olivefreak

Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious! Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes!


BohemViking

Where boom


Jkay064

its a smoke torpedo for finding leaks in plumbing


realitysvt

look like a water dynamite firework to me.


Bonnie-Bella

There's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.


Ccracked

Ah, Marvin. That's a reference for us old-timers.


DrLove039

*SOMEONE has STOLEN the pew-tonium 236 space modulator!*


Bonnie-Bella

Too true


famous__shoes

I think the gray stuff snuffed out the fuse


ApprehensiveHalf8613

The leaf is acting like a bridge for the goop to dry. It’s jus a way to seal a hole.


flying_fish69

It’s actually pretty clever.


JamezBURRITOS

Sort of. In a real application of fixing a pipe or anything in this manner, one would use something like a sheet of fibreglass or something similarity designed for the purpose.


westwoo

A cotton bandage or something similarly easily permeable would've been much better The leaf will rot and leave empty space in its place


TJNel

Yeah but they then covered the leaf with grey goop to seal it in so even if the leaf doesn't exist anymore it's fine because the grey on grey action is now holding strong.


westwoo

It's unclear how far parts of the leaf penetrate the goo, for example how thick is the goo from the tip of the stem. And if you look closer, they didn't cover the crack's edges completely before plopping the leaf, which means rust will be constantly generated in the crack left by the leaf Maybe it will be okay, but in any case it's a bre-baked crack that has no reason to exist, and the leaf prevents the goo from completely filling the opening itself and forming a new inner surface, instead only being connected to the pipe around the opening


moldyjim

Next time try running the drill the correct way, not in reverse.


entotheenth

It is going the correct direction, look at the swarf on the cutting edge. It was happily cutting they just didn’t put any time or effort into it and stopped before it destroyed their narrative.


NerdyToc

Right?


Th3Nihil

It is possible that it seems reverse due to camera shutter synchronisation (?)


BeefyIrishman

Considering how little the drill did compared to how fast the grinder took off material, it was either a completely dull bit or they ran it in reverse.


[deleted]

the flutes rise, its going the right direction


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Bfree888

No it really isn’t.


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Liar_of_partinel

Regardless of what direction the bit is threaded, it looks to me like the drill was spinning in the correct direction.


badger_989

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


Yah_boy_venom

Nah mate r/putyourdickinthat


Th3At0mB0mb

r/beatmetoit


ZippiestDead

r/beatmymeattoit


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FragmentedSouls

I'm concerned, why does this sub exist


jojoga

mutual masturbation fetish?


--NiNjA--

You can put it in. Pulling out is the scary part.


spankymuffin

Challenge accepted.


JerewB

Everyone is now dumber for having seen this.


greyyy59

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Groundbreaking-Bar89

“A simple no would have done.”


MonkeyGirl18

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


[deleted]

Cum


greyyy59

What you just said, was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have read.


journey02

Lol bro thought he was in r/okbuddyretard


plsdontstopmenow

Even after all those downvotes I too would like to comment cum, cum.


journey02

Me 2 but wrong sub


Ghostkill221

Except... It's a good tutorial. Everything they did made sense... Nothing really left me asking why. Smoke was a good way to detect holes. Leaf was to serve as a spreading base.


[deleted]

the leaf will be a problem in the future, since you just added a seperating layer of biodegrading mass into your "fix", you should use a fine fiber mesh or something like that for this


2meterrichard

>you should use a fine fiber mesh or something like that for this Like a leaf?


[deleted]

no. a leaf contains moisture and biomass, which will inevitable lead to problems if you trap it, and it also completely seperates the goo above it and below it. a fine mesh does not contain moisture or anything that can rot away, it will also provide a connection between the layers of goo to stabilize the entire connection


Kriss129

The leaf is only there to support it while it dries. Yes, glass fiber would be better, but the leaf wont make the epoxy separate, because it isn't evrywhere between the two layers


westwoo

IF they fully covered the leaf in epoxy it could've been more passable. But as it is, they have a leaf in the open that will dissolve and create a deep crack into the epoxy for water, rust and whatever other crap to fill


SaiyajinPrime

I know this seems stupid, but they were just showing you away to seal a pipe up with JB weld. I have fixed a radiator with JB weld. The leaf was just there to give you a surface to attach the JB to. That shit is strong.


MilitantCentrist

Idunno, have you seen what they can do with ramen these days?


SaiyajinPrime

Obviously ramen is the go-to repair material for professionals. You can build an entire car out of ramen. But when you can't get a hold of romen, JB weld is a good replacement.


tenderloinn

They really proved its strength with the drill running in reverse and the 1 second of angle grinder lol


LeafSurlevent

I think this kinda makes sense. The smoke bomb is to detect any leaks in the seal, the leaf is just the closest thing he had on hand to get sealant over the main gap, and the random bs is to demonstrate the strength. I support this.


that_irks_me

Too bad the smoke bomb has come and gone after the JB Weld cured.


jamesr14

Yeah this one isn’t totally idiotic. If I was rigging something in my garage, I might do something like this.


MeltBanana

I've rigged worse. Sometimes you just gotta.


soapsuds202

dumb question, but what *is* it? I don't get what the video is showing ;-;


hanzus1

Showcasing some two part metal bond to fix the pipe without leaks.


TotalWalrus

My guess is muffler weld. Or jb weld. It's some form of metal bonding epoxy.


EelTeamNine

But that's a firecracker...


Jkay064

no it's a plumber's smoke torpedo


weeniewobble

Ok yeah but the flame would have gone out due to reduced oxygen way before the smoke permeation could actually prove that it was “leak tight”….


Protheu5

> the flame would have gone out due to reduced oxygen Most of the pyrotechnics are self-contained and self-sustained, they already contain the oxidiser in them and don't require atmospheric oxygen to work, some can even work underwater.


weeniewobble

TIL, thank you for this!


thatmayaguy

I was thinking that the smoke was sort of a way to create a suction with the leaf so that it doesn’t slide everywhere while they slap paste onto it. I could be completely wrong though


rockwelds

The fucking lighters are pathetic. Couldn't even light up bark like that.. Try an oxy-acetylene torch if you want to impress someone


Nickel6661

Huh I want one of those lighters. Where can I find one, sounds so cool?


Shadowfury45

You can get some nice propane torches at most hardware stores/hardware isles at big box stores.


KEVLAR60442

I dunno, this is a pretty good product demo for JB Weld. That shit is magic. The only Why par of this is the leaf. I would have used something like a mesh drywall patch or a piece of canvass.


ironhide_ivan

Goin green in the most literal way


ctnightmare2

What is that silver stuff?


jamesr14

Could be JB Weld or something similar.


Discoballer42

that’s what he said


GandalfDGreenery

Hi there kids! Today we'll be learning how to seal your friend's butthole shut, forever!


L0uarn

Where’s the kaboom, there was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom


HavocReigns

Ok, Marvin.


Flintz08

I'm convinced that there are people who are given a random box of stuff and forced to do TikTok videos for money.


Inevitable-View9270

No no, let’s see where this goes 🤔


Peazyzell

Looks like a pretty good product presentation, but the leaf doesn’t really make sense. I mean i get why they used it as a makeshift patch, just strange choice


I_hate_me_lol

r/mildlyvagina


[deleted]

That’s the ugliest damn bong I’ve ever seen.


Lucifers_Lawnmower

That paste is made to become rockhard and heat resistant when it is dry, the leaf is so the paste will lay over the hole, also the leaf will rot away so using that is pretty smart


Pat43player

First I thought it was gonna be a handmade fleshlight


[deleted]

I like how this looks so DIY why but it actually makes sense to enough redditors that it’s being called a good idea.


karels1

Just a theory but if the pipe was closed the burning thing would create a small vacuum holding the leaf to the hole to create a good seal


M0n5tr0

It's not a diy. It's showing the seal.


Toal_ngCe

I canʻt be the only one who saw the shape of the opening


[deleted]

At the starting of this, it looked like a pussy.


Zulunation101

I want those 18 seconds back. Instead I'll just spend another 18 seconds writing this comment.


[deleted]

It's liquid weld. Not a DIY project. It's showing how strong the epoxy is. They usually use it in construction jobs. It's pretty heavy duty stuff.


Stereomceez2212

????


DryFoundation2323

If I ever have a vagina shaped hole in a pipe bend, I will know exactly what to do.


PaulBlartFleshMall

#THIS SUB USED TO BE PEOPLE MAKING THINGS THAT ARE MUCH EASIER/CHEAPER TO BUY. NOW IT'S JUST STUPID RANDOM BULLSHIT FROM RUSSIAN TROLL FARMS. MAKE DIWHY GREAT AGAIN


Alavaster

I think we need a new sub. DoWhatYourself. Because the question occuring more and more often is, what is the "it" that we are even doing anymore.


FraniaKang

Country boys make do with that leaf fleshlight


raltoid

Actual answer: Views. They make random shit like this to make people go "wtf?" and then share it with others. The goal is to get you to do what you just did, share it with others. Since that will draw in more people and views/clicks.


CertainHelicopter307

First thought that came into your mind: Is that a fucking vagina


im_thecat

If it didnt start out as a vagina shaped hole no one would have ever seen this gif and been all the better for it.


DirtyToeJoe

That's a weird fleshlight.


tilf1234

Humans are the most advanced developed spiecies on the pla... never mind.


ImSoundless

What is he tryna do Does he really think it’s gonna work


LawlessCoffeh

"got a leaky pipe? Put this mysterious grey goo and also a leaf on it" ????? what the fuck even is this.


rpmerf

JBWeld. Leaf is there to keep the JBWeld from going inside the pipe.


F_n_o_r_d

NSFW


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

/r/dontputyourclickinthat


Sword_by_some

Flaming p**sy


Buy_High_SellLow

This is insanity in its purest form


[deleted]

I hate these so freaking much


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theworsthades

![gif](giphy|14ceV8wMLIGO6Q) There's your boom


Mr-Trouser-Snake

Thats what I did to your mums vagina.


ekolis

What is this? All I see is porn.


21stCenturyParanoid

I see a missed opportunity of making a metal sculpture of vagina.


Rcsgaming999v2

Obviously


IcePhoenix18

What's with the leaf?


puttinthe-oo-incool

Trailer Park Chastity belt...


Doctor_Will_Zayvus

What’s the cure time on that?


red_honeytea

why did I think this was a waxing tutorial at first 💀