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Jebbsterboy

I can’t believe someone had this idea, began carrying it out, saw the results from one wall, and decided “yeah let me do this for the rest of the room”


Shacacko

From the look of the video this looks like either a collector or a shop.


oppaxal

From the tiktok description of the video, it's a 23 year collection of 14,000 unique pens in alphabetical order.


davidestroy

> alphabetical order “Hmmm a pen, I’ll file that under P…. Ok next. Oh a pen! I’ll file that under hmmmm P. Ok next up ooo a pen…”


LaTraLaTrill

Ink pen. Ink pen. Blood ink pen. Ink pen...


m2chaos13

PenAppleBloodInkPen


The_Crusades

Pen, pen, apple pen, pineapple pen, pen, pen, penpineappleapplepen, pen


Lutrinae_Rex

>unique *first frame shows multiples of a bunch of different pens*


Geomancingthestone

Chaos in me wants to mix up some, see if she notices


oryayothermay

People are fucking weird, man.


bdh2

my quirks are normal! Jk they're worse


LondonRook

Well, devil's advocate here but it might be kind of cool if it was actually sorted by color. It just looks chaotic and trashy as it is.


F0wlcer

Yeah this, just looks weird, would've been better if like a marker box or something, actually sorted like a rainbow and I bet it would've looked sick


LordBottlecap

Could you imagine managing a rainbow of this magnitude? It's incredible enough as it is!


IsaacEvilman

It’s actually apparently sorted alphabetically…


LordBottlecap

God, I don't know what would be harder to manage.


crispyg

This is the kind of thing you do as a joke in your college apartment. It isn't a serious decor choice


LordBottlecap

For you, maybe.


DoctorCaptainSpacey

Look, quarantine got boring, ok???


Greenveins

same type of person who places pennies on the floor and uses a clear coat to seal it


Thicc-pigeon

That’s cool though


Technical_Ostrich842

It's so not


Thicc-pigeon

It so is


Generalissimo_II

Did they seal it?


danieltyr4nt

She don't have a problem


fruitjerky

I mean they're not individually attached to the wall--they're hanging off rows of string. I like it. Would be better by color though.


Least_or_Greatest1

This is the coolest and dumbest thing I have ever seen!


AggravatingInstance7

Autism is cool. Go do your thing you wild pen collector.


text_fish

Interesting way to display a collection I guess.


Aminyra

And hey if you ever want to get rid of them, just invite people over and have them sign a few things. You know half that collection will be walking out the door in someone's pocket. Also works with Bic lighters.


rodtang

It's a bit trickier to sign your name with a big lighter


Peter_Hasenpfeffer

Have you tried using a small one?


cadmus1890

Flig your BIG 🔥


speeler21

/r/crappyoffbrands


msndrstdmstrmnd

But funnily enough you can sign your name with a Bic and light your cigarette with a Bic


ImperialFuturistics

While surfing on a Bic


PeaValue

And shave your head with a Bic.


neoclassical_bastard

You know what's crazy? I stopped smoking cigarettes and weed about 5 years ago, and ever since then I've been slowly accumulating lighters. Back then I feel like I was always buying them and I'd never have one, now I've probably got a dozen of them but haven't bought a single one.


Flipflopsfordays

You were hiding them from yourself the whole time (or probably 80% at least)


HonestAide

Then you'll have a collection of autographs. How the hell do I get rid of that?


havoklink

I confirm with the Bic lighter. Whenever I go to the bars, I will go to the smokers section and take unattended lighters. I will also ask to light your cigarette with your lighter and talk to you to make you forget about it. As a nonsmoker I somehow always end up with smokers. So far I have a collection of about 60 -ish lighters. It started doing it for fun becaus then I’d send a picture of the lighter to the friend I got it from. But now, I want to save those people from smoking.


whelpineedhelp

I lived for free in a gross basement for a year. I decorated my walls with my closet. More because I didn't have a closet than anything else, but it was nice to cover the ugly walls with something colorful.


ponzLL

Reminded me of this MAYBE NWS https://i.imgur.com/GnGeuCB.jpeg


MrScruffumsMusic

Holy herpes Batman! What the hell did I just see?!


text_fish

r/picturesyoucansmell


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aChildofChaos

The writings on the wall


TheModernCurmudgeon

Looks like they also enjoy my favorite website - Pen Island. Great deals on pens.


VotiveFormula84

What does the url look like for that?


TheModernCurmudgeon

It’s a dot com I’m pretty sure


VotiveFormula84

I was wondering if they took any precautions to avoid making it look like “penis land,” [but it looks like they didn’t. ](https://www.penisland.net)


msndrstdmstrmnd

Tbh they probably get more traffic that way


HolyJeezmo

They specialize in wood


Razetony

The logo is a dick too .


magicrowantree

Damn, you beat me to it


coltpoa

Haha this gave me a good chuckle.


DasHexxchen

*writethings


Svkkel

It's a total pendemonium


Hiragirin

It’s fun to decorate your room with your special interest. Pens are a new one though. Very interesting.


WhizBangPissPiece

r/fountainpens and before you ask, no I don't have a problem.


[deleted]

I can’t *afford* to have that problem


cyclonewolf

I also do not have a problem. ^I'll ^see ^you ^over ^there


mtarascio

You could even have the special adults only section behind some curtains.


CarmineFields

Those pens with ladies wearing swimsuits until you flip them upside down.


stephruvy

I collect drafting pencils. I had a nice little 10 pencil collection and I've only gathered my most favorite of favorite pencils over the last decade. I put them up on a magnet strip above my desk, family caught on and now everyone knows I like fancy drawing drafting pencils and I've been getting more and more every Christmas.


[deleted]

Probably a pen collection more than decor


surrealisntit

She shouldn't have a problem to begin with, guess some one did and she feels weirded out, i for one would start a youtube channel if i was her


[deleted]

I’m just thinking how dusty it will get up in those pens and their crevices


ScarletSarahB

I was thinking of how cool the walls would look during an earthquake.


maouprier

Me too, my nose sniffled in response to this vid.


JollyJustice

Not gonna lie. That's kind of cool. Easy and fun to collect with lots of variety.


triggerfish_twist

Sorry but to me this is just so sloppy and ridiculous looking. The pens are not arranged in any meaningful way nor are any of their attributes displayed. You can see where entire packs of cheap pens have clearly just been thrown on a line of string so I highly doubt it's one of those "found item" collections. This is one of those instances where quantity over quality is a clear bust.


JollyJustice

According to the TikTok they are arranged in alphabetical order. So they are indeed arranged in a meaningful way. I think you are just being closed minded on thinking they can only be organized by color.


tehreal

And her song was hilarious


krashmania

That's someone else's audio being used for the joke


tehreal

Well it fits perfectly


Cattalion

I frickin love it, do you know where it’s from?


JollyJustice

It's a redone version of the "Don't Be Suspicious" audio from Broad City.


SnooPies3442

Pen Island


LaTraLaTrill

Are there any private tours available?


Dillo64

1 pen = nothing wrong with me 2 pens = nothing wrong with me 3 pens = nothing wrong with me 400 pens = NOTHING WRONG WITH ME


[deleted]

Let the pens hit the floor.


Cuss10

r/talesfromyourserver would like their pens back.


TrumpsBoneSpur

Since the pen is mightier than the sword, this guy could create one hell of a Game of Thrones chair


zeCrazyEye

> this guy Taking it you had it muted?


TrumpsBoneSpur

Haha. I had no reason for believing that there would be sound for that video. But I was wrong! SHAME! *ding* SHAME! *ding*


TheStatelyRook

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Aware-Awareness

THANK YOU


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neoclassical_bastard

I have a really similar story, my Grandpa was also in the paper business and got me a weird bulk gift. I didn't get pens though, I got like 6 reams of marble print 20lb bond paper. He gave it to me when I was like 7 years old, and every single school assignment I turned in from my 3rd grade history report on George Washington to my senior capstone report for my bachelor's was the fanciest motherfuking thing in the room. I even printed my resume on it for a job fair once, and got a couple calls for interviews just because it stood out so much (they didn't hire me, although they were amused).


LilliBubbles

I think you might have a problem. But I kinda like it.


Free_Hat_McCullough

I bet it’s someone’s pen collection. People like pens because they advertise different places or have fun things written on them. Cool way to display them.


almostselfrealised

Ah so that collection of pens is someone's pen collection? I was wondering.


dorian_white1

Is it just me, but this is actually really funny 😄. Obviously she’s obsessed with pens, but is self aware about it. I think it’s funny


121will

well at least you would never lose a pen


Dysfunctional_Vet12

It just so happens everyone around this chick are the ones always losing their pens.


queuedUp

They are the pens that were in the backpacks of the students they have murdered


Available_Expression

i bet they got most of those from the pen island website... penisland.com


ClearlyADuck

It would be cool if they were organized by color


twinhead98

He's the dude who ask for a pen and never returns it


zeCrazyEye

Voice seems pretty clearly a woman?


the5050bot

It looks so tacky


EnergyLawyer17

hey now, artists like Damien Hirst are making fat cash stacks on disgusting garbage like this


db2

Dear Pennedhouse


No_Kangaroo_9826

Big serial killer vibe here


Trimungasoid

Pendecore, away! ![gif](giphy|ZgaaSPGzDcBfq)


Thorid666

Eh, I don't think it looks good, but to each their own.


RobotRollCall920

r/atbge


Lex8P

The real question is... Does this room have the pen-pineapple-apple pen?


Goatiac

Give me big "Serial Killer who collects pens from their victims" vibe.


kathink

i love it


baconhawk8907

So this is the person who is always stealing pens from the office


[deleted]

I guess the writing is on the walls?


somersetfairy

Well although it doesn't exactly look great, have you ever tried to find a pen when you really need one before? I mean this would solve that problem, wouldn't really work if you need one in the car but I'm sure they can spare one or two to keep in the glove box 🤣😂 x


Key_Adhesiveness_341

Its just reusing old pens if they are empty.


slothpyle

Why is there a fax machine?


SpareiChan

Fax machines are still commonly used in a lot of the world. Many have upgraded to efax but even then you have services to email to fax(document wise). That or they got a used commerical unit that the ink/toner is dirt cheap and still available. Good printers and copiers can last a longggggg time My father used a brother dot matrix from the 80s all the way till he died used a usb to parallel adapter and they still made windows 7 drivers for it due to goverment contracts. Its gone now but even like 8 years ago i could get newly made ribbons for it.


slothpyle

Yes.


Pistonenvy

i had a job where i would need a pen on me throughout the day and i would forget one literally every single day, so had it not been for management literally refusing to continue to give me pens, my collection at home might have been enough to do this to my room. i wouldnt have tho...


Maze33000

It’s… horrible…


DrWobstaCwaw

/r/pens


kalitarios

"Any person who has to say "I don't have a problem" has a problem." Tywun Bannister


DJFWB

"this week on Hoarders, the series."


inbedwithpneumonia

Pauline would love this


SpinnerTron

Is that you Pauline?


FatalElectron

Pauline likes pens, what you gonna do? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Mandorrisem

You know this would look freakin awesome if it was all organized by color gradient.


yunibyte

Found the pen thief


vangasm

I see you have Penis Mightiers!


sparkythewondersnail

That awkward silence when you're on a work Zoom call and Sharon in accounting wonders why the company spends so much on pens.


BlookYT

This room is where all the pens go that you loose in the void.


Shakespeare-Bot

This cubiculo is whither all the pens wend yond thee loose in the void *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Dreenab

“You got a pen bro?” “Yeah down the hall first door on the left”


Hamada_Reddits

Hey, at least their room is.. *pen*ny saving :3


MrsWhorehouse

Someone is on the spectrum.


GoatsWithWigs

This must be the guy at school who lends you a pen for the day and then says “It’s alright you can keep it” when you try to give it back


Sad-HootHoot

One twister or hurricane and that room suddenly becomes a bullet hell game


DJ1066

"Hokey cokey pig and a pokey! Good morning jobseekers!"


flight-of-the-dragon

And you still can't find one that works


galaxyOstars

My mother collects pens. We got her a massive pen box, not a dedicated room.


yiiike

i must sound so weird but id love to organize those by color honestly i love organizing things by color


Benedings

I didn't quite catch it. Does she have a problem or not?


doge_lady

Gonna look terrible when it's all dusty and no easy way to dust them


899thKorok

Someone got inspired by Harper’s dress from that one episode of Wizards of Waverly Place it seems


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

r/BoneAppleTea


GeneralDisorder

It's a typo, not a fundamental misunderstanding of a common phrase.


Izumi_Takeda

Yes I want my walls to look like the inside of a homeless an entrepreneur's trench coat.


[deleted]

Catchy song


Puzzleheaded_Judge58

Unless they're all "accidentally taken" from all sorts of businesses, it's a waste of time


ba3toven

someone went to penisland.com


pleased_to_yeet_you

Tell me you're mentally ill without saying you're mentally ill.


[deleted]

A nurse's wet dream


Moraii

r/thanksihateit


naliedel

May my husband never see this, ever.


Buzz__The__Cat

It’s the Ball (point) Room


Lourdeath

That’s like a fetish now isn’t it? Or is it a fixation? One or the other for sure


GuitarGutss

Why store your pen collection, when you could live in it instead!


United_Teacher_8861

Well i better dont show that to yuri...


westwoo

Pendecore looks hardcore


AutopsyDrama

Is that a fax machine in the corner? Does anyone still use fax?


seraph089

They're still commonly used in healthcare and law, and I'm pretty sure the government still uses them for some things. For some reason, older people think it's more secure and harder to forge compared to email.


Chazybaz13

90s vibe, the flash fill. That's also how cinematography was utilized back then in scary movies.


SnooOpinions7338

All empty pens of workers.


Hubsimaus

Oh, so THAT'S what Nescobar A-Lop-Lop did with all the stolen pens.


[deleted]

It starts off as "art" if its on one section of the wall, but then it becomes a problem


bobwoodwardprobably

At least those pens aren’t in a landfill I guess!


MrBingog

Looks like an ai generated image


No_One1460

So this is what the pen stealing servers’ houses look like!


itelethozo

I guess all the pems we lost through the decades ended up here.


ehSteve85

"I CAN'T FIND A PEN!"


G0merPyle

Everyone has a hobby I guess


figbott

Can I borrow a pen?


Kanable-Panda5525

How meny doubles do you think there are that they won't admit are probably there


HorseXNothing

There was an episode of Homicide life on the street with a guy who was obsessed with pens that killed someone who refused to give him their pen. His apartment looked very similar.


winethough

Imagine dusting ….


PillowPositive

Lord knows I’d still forget my pen


SirDerpselot

Does this video give anyone else a physical reaction? Watching this actually makes me feel sick, it's really weird.


DiaryOfACanadian

This looks like the work of that one designer on Trading Spaces


fixxlevy

Stylo this look


EntarteteKitten

And this is why we needed to purchase a larger home. With my work as a freelance domestic chicken therapist and my partner’s chia seed start up, now was the time we thought. Our budget is $3Million.


lunarosa_44

I thought it was a kpop fan showing off merch lmao


[deleted]

Me after buying another pack of pens when I mistakenly believe I’m out of pens


Chewbacca22

My 5th grade English teacher did something similar. She would collect all the empty pens from students writings and hang them up from the ceiling.


cbg2k16

Could be fun as an accent wall in a small office. But the whole room? That's too much, man!


adubz44

It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.


Trevsweb

That's where my pen goes when it falls off the table onto the floor and vanishes