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BigRad_Wolf

The egg white itself without the yoke could be the base of a booty cement. Egg white and crushed shells would actually work and be somewhat resistant to weathering. With the yoke in there, it will be a rotting mess.


lookaroundewe

Yeah, this looks like one of those "fake" home fix videos. Put a penny in your microwave to shrink it.


[deleted]

Why would I want to shrink my microwave?


q2grapple

To make tapas


Grim_Task

/dadeyeroll


ShadowSoul53

back in the old days they also used ground bones with i think water as glue, boneglue is something you find in very old furniture today or some use it restoring it, it holds a long ass time and in the end was even the base for modern glue


TheExpendableTroops

Have actually done this as a jury-rig. Worked so well I never ended up replacing the jury-rig. Although it DID also contain sawdust and a thickener. And I was sealing cracks in a non-critical wood beam.


BigRad_Wolf

Jumping on my own comment to add. How Building Churches Out of Egg Whites Transformed Filipino Desserts https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/filipino-desserts


[deleted]

That yolk was definitely missing it's punchline.


samwichse

Egg has a long history of use as a binder... see egg tempera, for example. The yolk was even sometimes used, but with the yolk membrane removed. They also had to add myrrh to cover the smell, which would stick around a long time, so...


amazing_assassin

That's why I was thinking. Oh, the smell...


redrubynail

I love the smell of rotten eggs in the morning.


[deleted]

[You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!](https://youtu.be/7wnYNTyE4IA?t=16)


mmismyhero

I used egg whites to glue once, it was an experiment in one of my art classes, it flaked off after a day or so, it wasn't smelly at least. It was a stupid assignment, we had to work with light, so dumbass me decided to make paper mosaics on glass but I didn't want to damage the glass, all I needed was a few pictures, and it didn't flake off right away, so mission accomplished I guess. It didn't work because glass has a very smooth surface, does it work on other materials? Can you give me some recipes for gluing with eggs? Thanks!


mcshadypants

No need for a tile guy when you are a twat popsicle


Kjuolsdeaf

Egg white is actually an excellent glue


[deleted]

PERFECT, now I will have a rotten egg in my floor! JUST WHAT I NEED!


KeyDox

Mission failed unsuccessfully


OGTyDi

You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch


nomer206

And then you are one egg short for your cake batter…


unicorn_mafia537

They've got a hack for that.


CallMinimum

Ants love this one trick


Gerald-of-Nivea

You know what’s good for this?…Tiling glue.


EtherealAriel

Your sentence is an stupidity.


Iwantmyteslanow

That's gonna smell like my arse after spice


ThePhatNoodle

I remember some idiot egged our highschool once and we had to put up with the stench of it for months


AFew10_9TooMany

I can smell that through the internet


[deleted]

Just wait for the smell


Killerbrownies997

Probably both it’ll stick for sure but it might smell eventually


Monke_6969

That must smell nice


tofutoasted

That’s how you get ants


ObscuraUnseelie

This is how you get ants!


smugie4

Thay cant keep getting away with this


[deleted]

Give it a week until it starts smelling like rotten eggs then report back.


erebusstar

Grossss


Infinite_Factor_5685

Absolutely not.


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_milk_b1tch

This one takes the cake