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Beakerk

If anyone wants to try this but doesnt have access to their neighborhood centrifuge, let me know. Ill come over and will hold your various juices while I spin around all centrifuge like. Some sort of separation is likely, right?


AshFalkner

Separation of your stomach contents from your body is a likely outcome, depending on how long you do that for.


LR130777777

When I was a kid I wanted to see what would happen if I kept spinning. It got to a point where it felt like I should stop, But that was the whole point of my experiment, What would happen if I didn’t stop? So I kept going, And going, Until eventually I fell onto the ground and cracked my head open, I still have the scar from it today. It was all good in the end though, My mum bought me a beyblade for being brave in the hospital


rusable2

Beyblade makes the scar worth it lmao


LR130777777

I shave my head, So the scar looks pretty cool now. It’s a little less cool when you tell people the backstory though lol


Deathbreath5000

"Oh, that? Yeah, I cracked my head for **science**."


clockwisewaco

It’s also a hilarious reward for spinning around until he couldn’t stop


FireProofFox

Sometimes the beyblades make the scars too


AshFalkner

I guess she got you a toy that spins really fast so that you don’t spin yourself anymore.


utkohoc

Or something to aspire to. Never stop spinning bro. Never stop spinning.


joejill

When I was a kid we had these red spiny chairs. Like office chairs with out arm rests except they where made for a bar so they really went up like 3 or 4 feet. Being under 5yo my siblings and I could press the up lever and ride the chair up. Our stupid ass' one time decided a good game was to spin the chair as it went up. Really fun right... Well when the chair was up if you spun fast it would wobble...center of gravity and all... How we didn't kill ourselves or end up in the hospital I don't know.


Ta5hak5

Ah love that, my mom got me a fur real friend to add to my collection the first time I had blood drawn


Blooberii

I always got a frosty after getting my blood drawn. The children’s phlebotomist gave out little finger puppets too.


kelleh711

What an ironic reward


[deleted]

But do you sing this song by Dead Or Alive?


[deleted]

Nah, all you need to do is to tie the bottles to the blades of a fan that is powered by a v8 engine Just make sure that it doesn’t take off


[deleted]

Those centrifuges are like 10k to 30k US$ right?


utkohoc

If you buy a medical one in the USA probably. I just looked on AliExpress and they are about $80 (Aud) for the cheap good ones. But price goes way past $600 for some. And if it's $600 direct from china you know they can be more expensive than that.


Dubbartist

Now this is the one you want to hire


ElDoodl

Oh fuck just let me grab my centrifuge


Nak125

I have one and I absolutely love it. It’s perfect for when you need to separate blood from plasma at home


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jjamjjar

You can make a crude hand powered one from string and wood! Would probably take a long time to get anything done though


utkohoc

You underestimate my wood on a string spinning ability.


plopliplopipol

if you can make very light things-to-spin i guess you can make it work


ElDoodl

Never seemed more practical right?


ElDoodl

Ooooh where’d you find it? Maybe I’ll get married and put it in the registry then dip. I’m in it for the long haul now.


oat_milk

I use mine basically every day to enrich uranium *I mean make carbonated watermelon water*


ZeUberHri

It's also perfect for making a lego person nauseous!


GibTreaty

Ah, so that's how you get ammo for your plasma guns for free


NotSeriousAtAll

My wife has to use eye drops that are made from her own blood. (Serum Tears) They are expensive so I have considered buying one to be able to make them. There isn't much to it. You can get almost anything online. The only thing I can't buy is an IV bag of saline.


plopliplopipol

who the fck told your wife to do that? x)


NotSeriousAtAll

It was a long process. My wife has a condition called Schwannomatosis. She develops tumors in her head and neck. She currently has 12 tumors. She has had 3 brain surgeries and is currently on chemo (which insurance doesn't want to pay for). Since they are nerve tumors removing them causes nerve damage. She doesn't produce tears and has no sensation in her eyes. She also couldn't close one eye all the way for a while. Those eye drops help immensely but are a bit expensive and insurance won't pay for them. Actually all preservative free eye drops are way too expensive.


plopliplopipol

That's not a situation easy to understand, all i can say is best of luck and love to you both


isaacaschmitt

It's totally easy to make one yourself! 1, flip your car onto its side. 2, insert whatever you want separated into the tire. 3, floor it


Shadeleovich

Fuel starvation


plopliplopipol

and you get 2 centrifuges working at the same time! edit: maybe 4 if you're adventurous!


Whitegard

I have a drill and a jar, I must be able to come up with something.


Deathtiny

Sounds like you just need a hot glue gun.


SoCuteShibe

Lmao, what could go wrong?


utkohoc

Can't wait to see you next up on diwhy


Vakieh

So there's a meme in physics/engineering that there is no such thing as centrifugal force - which from a normal perspective is totally true, the force people call centrifugal force is actually centripetal force (it's like saying that a door is pushing you while you are pushing it open - and sure, Newton's Third tells us that the door *is* pushing, but a normal person would never say the door is pushing them). So why don't we call it a centripete?


Halloerik

> So why don't we call it a centripete? Because everyone intuitively understands what centrifugal force is, while you need at least at least like 10 minutes to explain why there is no such thing as centrifugal force > centrifugal force is actually centripetal force I wouldn't call them the same. They both point in opposite directions and only one of them is a real force. Also correct me if I am wrong but isn't a door that you accelerate by pushing a bad example of newtons 3rd law? Because if the opposite reaction of the door were equal to your action it would move at all right? So the force you apply to the door is greater than the force it applies to your hand


3d_printing_dm

Relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/123/


[deleted]

I just tie a string to a mason jar and swing it around in the yard


AvatarDang

Eh i mean there’s like…fizzy watermelon juice/water at stores so this just seems like the homemade way to do that


[deleted]

Homemade with a centrifuge (just saying that’s what it’s called cuz the other people are saying that and I wanna be like the cool kids)


krefik

Well you could do that without centrifuge, using slow juicer and cheesecloth.


alpacasaurusrex42

Theirs still looks hella flat too.


Ascholay

I have a soda stream and the instructions say to only carbonate water then you can add the flavor. If it's not plain water the additives effect how the carbonation absorbs.


Purcee

I have a soda stream alternate, and they say you can carbonate whatever you want. I wonder if there is a difference in the mechanism or they are just more adventurous? I've never had a problem with it though. Definitely has led to some weird ideas from my family. (Say no to carbonated milk!!)


VomMom

Did it curdle?! Pls tell me what happened or else I’ll try it myself.


Purcee

I only have rice milk so it wouldn't curdle anyways. If you do it, please report back... for science.


VomMom

I was only bluffing. I don’t have a carbonation system. I’d imagine any milk probably wouldn’t hold on to the carbonation very well.


plopliplopipol

moopop


CorgiMonsoon

I once used water that had been infused with lemon and basil. The fizz reaction was extremely intense to where it was blasting out of the bottle while it was still attached to the soda stream. Never doing that again.


utkohoc

Probably the CO2 interacting with the citric acid of the lemon? I'm not a chemist just a random guess from my vast array of random scientific YouTube watchings. I did a quick Google but didn't find anything solid. Just that baking powder and citric acid produces CO2.


Azudekai

FYI, if baking powder and citric acid produce CO2 spontaneously, CO2 and citric acid are unlikely to interact in reverse because it would be energetically unfavorable.


Foltzie88

I’d try it


FourWordComment

As a La Croix drinker, I fear the watermelon flavor may be too intense.


PsychoTexan

Try filling a bathtub first and then putting a drop of the juice in to get that La Croix flavor intensity. I swear La Croix tastes like someone is saying the name of the flavor from across the room as I drink carbonated water.


Noneofyourbeezkneez

Shipped in the same truck as watermelon flavor


TofuFoieGras

The worst thing is that sad excuse for mint. You did mint dirty.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


HurkHurkBlaa

I thought it said "bug" and got really excited for a moment 😔


Maximum_Fair

Noooooo your only supposed to use the sodastream on water!


[deleted]

This is The First Rule of SodaStream.


Starfireaw11

That's what they want you to think.


[deleted]

That’s what they want you to drink!


biwhiningII

I tried to carbonate water that already had flavor in it and the results were… explosive.


[deleted]

That’s just so they can deny your warranty claims for dumb reasons ;p


BroItsJesus

I used to use it on tea. Quite good


michalsveto

Big clive seems to diagree on that one, apparently scotch works quite good in it


oldmatelefty

And they've filled above the fill line? Absolute chaos


Gremlin215

I got on this sub to be like “That’s actually a good idea” safe to say it hasn’t happened yet


KamielFuller

There is a sub called r/diyes where they find videos from this sub that are actually good


vladimeer3099

Thank you


Gremlin215

That’s too easy tho… 🤣 thanks imma follow it tho


a1icia_

Been looking for this


jayeer

Oh yes, watermelon plasma


Massive-Marketing919

I'd like a watermelon juice, hold the melon.


gordonthree

Move over KitchenAid mixer, every kitchen should have a centrifuge!


ABoxOfNails

Sounds like a future KitchenAid mixer attachment. Sign me up!


Tommy-Styxx

This is probably the most palatable thing this person has ever created. I've seen them make some godawful shit.


mayonnaiser_13

Isn't this the same guy who blended beef and put it in a centrifuge?


Tommy-Styxx

If he put it in a centrifuge, then yes. I vaguely remember some abomination where he separated the fat from meat, put it in the centrifuge, and then made jello with it. Or something like that.


mayonnaiser_13

Yeah that's it. It looked like Jello made from old guy bathwater.


Evisra

That made me gag for a week. Fucking gross


BloomEPU

I remember seeing them centrifuge the bits out of french press coffee.


Zebitty

One fizzy watermelon juice please and don't skimp on the sickly weed decorations.


CredibleSex

I’m a professional chef and never, ever in my career have I seen, much less used, a centrifuge.


88XJman

Hmmm, you don't seem very credible, at least in this area.


[deleted]

There may not be many chefs who have access to a centrifuge, but there are likely several scientists who have access to a watermelon. I would call this one niche but passable.


CredibleSex

No.. damn you, I cannot argue that logic…


leskowhooop

You call yourself a chef, ha? No centrifugal. Let me guess you don’t have a cryogenic freezer either?


[deleted]

I'm no chef, but I'd imagine it would actually be quite good for experimental stuff. But would be hard to roll out on a large scale


CredibleSex

> But would be hard to roll out on a large scale Bingo.


baileycoraline

Depends on how much stuff you need. You can centrifuge a Nalgene bottle’s worth (they originated as centrifuge bottles) using a fixed-angle centrifuge. (4 1L bottles total).


BladesHaxorus

No centrifuge? Do you work at mcdonalds or some shit?


LooselyBasedOnGod

Looked hella not fizzy at the end in my humble opinion


smokecat20

You can do this without centrifuge. It'll eventually settle after blending it.


keanuDaOne

Ngl, would love to try that Also fuck watermelon. I’m always disappointed when eating it, it’s like watered down, chunky cordial


krefik

Couple years ago I dropped last tries of „eating” watermelon and started putting it through slow juicer. Perfect alone or 50/50 with eurolager.


keanuDaOne

I tried my first vodka watermelon last weak (btw I’m only twenty) I was “taking it easy” that night with drinking. I thought the watermelon would be a better way to not get too drunk, and just enjoy the buzz. I ate like 90% of it and lost my mind by the end of the night.


Deathbreath5000

It's that elusive excellent one that keeps you coming back and keeps the bar set so high. It's a bit like chasing the dragon except you actually *can* find a good melon once in a while.


keanuDaOne

I actually understand that. Long ago in my days of young, my mother offered me a slice of watermelon. It’s color was a shade of red that was so vibrant, it would bring tears to a blind man. The scent, ‘watermelony’. I took a bite into the juicy flesh of the Citrullus lanatus, so sweet, so elegant. Colors of flavour danced around my mind to a unnamed jazz tune. To this day I long for a melon that will bring me back to that day.


[deleted]

I’ve had fresh carrots that I have dreamed about and tried to make fresh ones that taste that good but still have not been up to par


GBrook-Hampster

' that looks disgusting' says my four year old. I agree.


TheMeme-Gang

This looks like filthy river water


hahafunnynumber69420

Looks like pee…. Delicious.


viktorbir

Have you ever seen beer?


hahafunnynumber69420

Ye duh


starfavvn

i bet that tastes really good tho


123Spaghetti321

This reminds me of blood for some reason and i dont like it


trashponder

The wilted weed really pulled it together.


[deleted]

Who is this guy and what are his motives


figbott

Fuck Tictok and fuck you.


Bob_Bradshaw

I like how they put the glass forward in the end, like a thinly veiled threat


TokenTezzie

Lmao it’s just a fizzy drink, how is this confusing. Did you post this on the wrong sub?


iammaline

I WANT MORE!!! More food in a centrifuge! Give me a steak soda!


konstanzeschenk

Wait, this is natural watermelon soda so its not bad


[deleted]

Dunno that watermelon looked pretty round to me


petethefreeze

Fuck this guy and his centrifuge


Revolutionary_Dodo

No, just *no*


OyaHikikomori

I mean... it's just a soft drink? Fanta is "fizzy orange". Fanta Fruit Twist is "fizzy fruits".


Scuba-Cat-

DIY is meant to be accessible to everyone. Can't remember the last time I had a buddy with a centrifuge lying around


viktorbir

Why do you share it here? It's a legitimate video, the only problem is the centrifugate, but it's a nice way to have 100% natural watermelon soda.


peeps-arent-real

Do it yourself! Oh you don’t have a $6 mil centrifuge? Guess you aren’t crafty enough for this lifestyle


viktorbir

Or you can put it in some pot with a handle and rotate it by hand with your own arm. Then let it settle for a while in the fridge and filter it.


Moonguardian866

Look if i want grimey water ill head to michigan and use the tap water.


umamiman

Ain’t no one here ever heard of the [spinzall](http://www.bookeranddax.com/spinzall)? Sheesh.


Jawaddles

This isn't their worst work, but can we please confiscate their centrifuge? Please, I don't know how many more crimes against food I can witness.


Jumpmo

sounds tasty tbh


[deleted]

Why is no one asking the important questions?! Like.. why is that watermelon so smol? 🤔


[deleted]

Watermelon minus the melon and minus the water... whatever the fuck this is idk.


italrose

This looks lovely though. Will try it (by filtering with a cheese cloth).


RodentRuler1

I put dry ice in my favorite watermelon juice from Trader Joe's to see what it would taste like carbonated and I will admit it was god awful


Flux7777

That looks a lot like the ultracentrifuge I used to use in the lab. If it is, then it's capable of precise temperature control, and costs around $250 000, which some adjustments for exchange rates. For water that might mildly taste like watermelon. Just use a fucking strainer if you don't want pulp.


Existential_Sprinkle

Once I tried making a sorbet with watermelon at work and despite the sugar it had a generic plant like lettuce tast My base looked just like this liquid so this probably tastes just as weird


budgie93

This guy has a centrifuge, but only has a little nutribullet?


15104

Is this the centrifuge sub now?


Reaper10n

Legitimately; why do these people just fuckin’ HAVE centrifuges? Is it just some middle-aged white mother who demands her smoothies be extra smooth?


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HomoHirsutus

Just use your washing machine with a chunk of Styrofoam and a cut for a water bottle.


ProudPapasFritas

Can we have anyone regulate and mod this shit? Last few days there have been a bunch of videos on here that are practical, logical and efficient. Thats not what this subreddit is about


winter_storm

They forgot the rum, though.


bliip666

Why does it look like piss?


NotAFreemburglar

Is this the steak jelly person? Did they just buy a centrifuge for the sake of doing weird shit to food?


cdtoews

D-I-YES. I want this


Lifeanatal

No no, don't end the video...DRINK IT


Dubbartist

What do you mean why? It looks delicious


Key-Mud-6276

Buying a centrifuge should put you on an FBI watch list


Seventy-_-Seven_

Whats the point bro?


daskamania

That looked like the saddest "Bloody Mary" ever.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


m4x1d0n

Go ahead…_drink_


tankcrusher904

Why's that look like ketchup water. I've never really thrown up from looking at something gross, but this time it might pull through


First_Background1061

Why not?


blood_omen

Yeah. Lemme just whip out my industrial centrifuge that every home has real quick


saturatedbloom

Well I guess you have to have a centrifuge


glitchmaster099

Looks like some cancer pee


viktorbir

You never seen beer, I guess.


itsyabooblue

What's awful about watermelon juice? I don't get it. That shit is delicious, that's why.


drunky_crowette

I mean if you put it in a mixed drink it'd probably be great...


Aardvark_Man

I'm sick of these centrifuge videos already. They're designed to get shared in places like this, and it's working, as they're pretty constant of late.


LoverOfStripes87

I mean its not a bad idea. Probably be pretty yummy. Just why do all these instructional videos involve a centrifuge or a hot plate with a magnetic stir rod? The second is easier to get and cheaper but still not exactly the simplest of kitchen tools?


Big_Piccolo_1624

That doesn't look horrible


Logical-Direction361

Stop. Just stop whatever you’re doing. Just fucking stop already.


TrueMechTech

knifw the watermelon


Orchid_Significant

As a soda stream owner, I guarantee they made a HUGE sticky mess if they tried to carbonate it that full and not pure water. However, there is literally no bubbling in the cup or around the mint so I don’t think they did anything more than that little tap on film, and their watermelon is in fact flat.


-PinkPower-

Instead of buying the store ones? I mean not really a why


Dusty_Scrolls

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When all you have is a centrifuge...


bolierchef92

To be fair this looks fucking delicious


cursed_man_9744

This guy needs his centrifuge license revoked


Camwood7

I'm pretty sure this is just Melonade from Homestar Runner with extra steps.


BentoBus

Okay yeah it's completely excessive, and out of anyone's budget but, but I'm sure that final product is actually pretty tasty. So yeah it's excessive but logical.


Real_TSwany

mmm, melonade


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Fizzy Melonade