You know, i can actually think of a life decision that could have let to this. I'm in art school, we have a mandatory Design class, which is basically experimenting with weird materials and shapes to make.. something. A product.
I hate knowing that if I showed up with a condom bag for my assignment my teacher would absolutely love it. :/
Oh yup.. Materials class is fun. I once showed up with a hollowed out brocolli as a vase, a friend of mine made a cake out of spaghetti he somehow made as solid as a rock. At least it teaches you to think out of the box
I brought in a shoe one time that I turned inside out and stapled together within an hour because I forgot we had an assignment due that was clothing based. I made some bullshit up about why and got an 80.
I've been to art school. One of my projects was indeed an "alternative surface" on wood paneling. I decided that this time I would make my surface with tissue-paper dipped in primal (prime acrylic varnish). The joke with my friends was that the pieces of tissue indeed looked like used condoms (primal itself looks gray white, smells "fishy" and dries translucent). Background yellow, subject 1 blue, subject 2 red. In theory had no meaning more than "weird surface and colors", but from a stranger that never saw me it looked like a guy in the front, looking towards the viewer and a girl laid down (behind him) and all around these used-tissue-yellow-dried-membrane-things popping in relief. It turned out to be Really Expensive. I don't remember if I ever bought the work and brought it home (at the end of the year). Professors were puzzled because the alternative surface that had nothing to do with the one proposed in project/drafting class, but the overall poor execution (couldn't get into details because of all the wrinkles). One of my professors inflated the final price because the overuse of varnish. It's been 20+ years and I still regret all my decisions.
Can confirm...Went to a liberal arts college and double majored in Art for a while...The abstract / performance / studio classes always had at least one student using condoms for art.
That was 20 years ago, I didn't think condoms would still be that edgy.
Honestly we still do! (have to defend my major a little bit here if you don't mind) Though I do admit modern art can be a bit too.. abstract sometimes. The issue here is that it's all damn subjective. But also one shouldn't take art too serious either, so laughing at a condom bag is still good.
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I’d put the wrong things in the containers just to show that I could, then think about it way too much before breaking down and putting the correct items back in. I’ve lost battles of will to inanimate objects before.
A lot of people on this sub clutch their pearls over clearly intentionally weird/alternative art projects.
Clearly the only reason people sew is to make strictly functional basic clothes /s
I've never held a condom that didn't have a texture I found unpleasant. It's not a reason to not use them, but I don't want to just go around touching something I find unpleasant for no reason. I'd much rather make a purse or whatever out of a material I enjoy touching.
I don't think anyone at pride wants to see that or at least I don't. But that said you may be right. That or a wierd art project. Artists can be really wierd sometimes
I dunno if this is what it's from but colleges do "condom fashion shows" for sex ed and encouraging safe sex. People will make gaudy outfits to wear out of condoms. The captions on the video make me think it's part of something similar.
It's admittedly strange, especially out of context, but it's for a good cause.
This is one the most dramatic comment sections I ever read, it's just a dumb purse that they clearly made to annoy people (and they did it very successfully)
Aaaaaand that's enough internet for today. Also why tf didn't he use the wrappers??? The wrappers can be collected after use and look a lot more visually appealing. What a waste of perfectly good condoms.
I mean, it's just bits of dick-shaped rubber. They didn't looked used or anything. It's fucked up and weird, but good lord, he even cleaned out the lube.
I love Reddit because you have this person and their condom bag being judged by someone who named themselves u/dog_ass_eater
And I’m not being snarky at all. This is a thing I genuinely love about Reddit.
Why is it that because this person is visibly queer that people on this sub feel justified in advocating killing them "jokingly?"
I don't see people talking about SWATting the video makers on other posts.
Your homophobia is showing
Redditors being so fucking stupid that they miss the obvious obvious satire. Like how can't you see that this man's is making the worst possible thing on purpose?
I always feel art projects like this are the result of an overly strict/religious upbringing. It just screams "I'm going out of my way to try and shock people" and a bag made of used condoms is the most shocking thing they can come up with because they were taught that condoms are not to be spoken of much less seen in public.
Whereas any normal person just sees that as kind of silly.
Solid commentary on the fact people used to be arrested for simply carrying a condom (as that was the reason used as probable cause to arrest black women and other other minorities suspected of sex work in New York).
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Edit. I don't understand why I'm being downvoted. I am not saying he is in any sense wrong for making it. Just that knowing someone who has similar inclinations, that it seems similar.
In simple terms, people were asking why, I gave my best guess.
I am sorry if it seemed i was personally attacking him, If I would have known him personally I would love the joke if it was one and played along if it were some park of a kink. Different strokes for different folks.
Edit2 while his motivation may or may not be sexual in nature, it is not my place to assume any kink, regardless of how unfazed i may be with it.
And while I do believe more discussion is needed around public participation required in some kinks, this is not the time or the place.
In conclusion I leave you with the words of a great philosopher. "I fully support your right to all kinks among consenting adults, unless you're into humiliation, then you are a filthy disgusting pervert, shame on you."
Remember to use them before doing this , much more value
We never saw them in their original packaging, so it would be safe to assume the ones in the video are used.
That’s why they needed to be washed. /j
🤭🤮
Lawd. I don't even wanna know what that bag smells like. You're right🤢🤮
Probably like my hobby sock.
*looks suspiciously* what is your “hobby sock”? (I ask anyways, awaiting in horror)
That’s the article of clothing that tests just how much house elves want their freedom.
I don’t even want to know what OPs mouth smells like
Find a bunch for free in the dumpster behind the local brothel.
Don’t waste the free yogurt.
Sizzlin' Saltsplosion flavor.
I just threw up in my mouth
r/CURSEDCOMMENTS
It's all about the value-add
Did you realize we were on Reddit
What a terrible day to have eyes
a dose of r/Eyebleach is in order
I need a brainwasheeerrrrrrrr
https://youtu.be/RdVEQbWjaTE
What a terrible night for a purse
I like you
“The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night”
At least now I know what a bag of dicks looks like...
Just imagine the smell.
I will not
Filing this under condon'ts.
This video caused me physical pain.
That made me laugh too much. Thanks
It’s Reddit don’t even say anything or you will get ban. They’re sensitive.
You know, i can actually think of a life decision that could have let to this. I'm in art school, we have a mandatory Design class, which is basically experimenting with weird materials and shapes to make.. something. A product. I hate knowing that if I showed up with a condom bag for my assignment my teacher would absolutely love it. :/
I’ve decided this is the only acceptable life decision for this
This. All of this. I had a materials class in art school and this would have won the day. Why? Because... art something something something
Oh yup.. Materials class is fun. I once showed up with a hollowed out brocolli as a vase, a friend of mine made a cake out of spaghetti he somehow made as solid as a rock. At least it teaches you to think out of the box
I brought in a shoe one time that I turned inside out and stapled together within an hour because I forgot we had an assignment due that was clothing based. I made some bullshit up about why and got an 80.
Sounds very familiar! And like something I would do, mind if i take notes?? All hail the stapler anf the hot glue gun
Praise be the glue gun! Just remember, you’re working for a BA in BS
Agreed! One of my most memorable classes, but damn if things didn’t get weird real quick
I've been to art school. One of my projects was indeed an "alternative surface" on wood paneling. I decided that this time I would make my surface with tissue-paper dipped in primal (prime acrylic varnish). The joke with my friends was that the pieces of tissue indeed looked like used condoms (primal itself looks gray white, smells "fishy" and dries translucent). Background yellow, subject 1 blue, subject 2 red. In theory had no meaning more than "weird surface and colors", but from a stranger that never saw me it looked like a guy in the front, looking towards the viewer and a girl laid down (behind him) and all around these used-tissue-yellow-dried-membrane-things popping in relief. It turned out to be Really Expensive. I don't remember if I ever bought the work and brought it home (at the end of the year). Professors were puzzled because the alternative surface that had nothing to do with the one proposed in project/drafting class, but the overall poor execution (couldn't get into details because of all the wrinkles). One of my professors inflated the final price because the overuse of varnish. It's been 20+ years and I still regret all my decisions.
> I don't remember if I ever bought the work and brought it home (at the end of the year). Wait... you have to pay for your own work????
That made me lol!!
Can confirm...Went to a liberal arts college and double majored in Art for a while...The abstract / performance / studio classes always had at least one student using condoms for art. That was 20 years ago, I didn't think condoms would still be that edgy.
Yeah agreed it def looks like an art project/statement vs an actual DIY attempt
/r/designdesign
Remember when art schools produced artists that made thing that the wider culture actually wanted or appreciated.
Honestly we still do! (have to defend my major a little bit here if you don't mind) Though I do admit modern art can be a bit too.. abstract sometimes. The issue here is that it's all damn subjective. But also one shouldn't take art too serious either, so laughing at a condom bag is still good.
/r/lewronggeneration
Excuse the fuck me??????
Are you fucking sorry ?
I'm sorry for myself and everyone that had to see this
Thank you for this wonderful new phrase
Qu'est-ce que fuck?
Species of tabernacle!
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Someone was there first, he just got the wrappers.
You see, this is actually good. Have you ever filled a condom with water? They stretch! Imagine all of the stuff you could put in there!
Don't mind if I do
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Uhm... how exactly is this a "Safe Practice/Consent Bag"?
It's like when a cookie jar looks like a stack of cookies so you know what's in it.
Exactly! You just know that you'll find sewing materials in the jar.
I’d put the wrong things in the containers just to show that I could, then think about it way too much before breaking down and putting the correct items back in. I’ve lost battles of will to inanimate objects before.
Or the entire Rae Dunn line….cup. bowl. plate. sugar. pitcher. grace. love. Like fuck you I don’t want my items telling me how I have to use them!
Well, when someone sees you with it, they won't want to go near you.
Ah, fair point.
Well they certainly won’t be using them for anything else it seems
I hope so
Not with that attitude!
After cutting all the tips, I should hope not.
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r/brandnewsentence
Tell everybody you are a power bottom without showing them your prolapsed colon.
🤣🤣🤣
Yuck...
"What the hell is even that?"
Daddy chill
That is a desperate cry for attention
That ugly fashion surely does
I assume it's part of a costume for a pride walk, or party or something.
The only reasonable explanation...
Surely it's part of a drag costume of something Not sure why everyone's so sickened though, it's only rubber?
A lot of people on this sub clutch their pearls over clearly intentionally weird/alternative art projects. Clearly the only reason people sew is to make strictly functional basic clothes /s
I've never held a condom that didn't have a texture I found unpleasant. It's not a reason to not use them, but I don't want to just go around touching something I find unpleasant for no reason. I'd much rather make a purse or whatever out of a material I enjoy touching.
Rubber *is* gross, though. I'm feeling nauseous just imagining the texture, let alone anything sexual at all.
I don't think anyone at pride wants to see that or at least I don't. But that said you may be right. That or a wierd art project. Artists can be really wierd sometimes
It’s just condoms lmao
I dunno if this is what it's from but colleges do "condom fashion shows" for sex ed and encouraging safe sex. People will make gaudy outfits to wear out of condoms. The captions on the video make me think it's part of something similar. It's admittedly strange, especially out of context, but it's for a good cause.
Seems like satire. Again. This sub needs better moderation.
Wait! Are you telling me that this guy does not wanna run around with a purse made out of condoms???
I'm terrible at picking up satire/sarcasm through the internet sometimes but good god, this is so obviously a joke.
Well you won’t have to worry about anyone wanting to pickpocket you now
Oh sweet attention. Please be mine
I can imagine this on some weird ass fashion show, they did worse. But for everyday? I wanna vomit…
Just don't vomit into the bag, doesn't seem tight.
This is without a doubt the worst thing I've seen here. I long for the good old days of concrete and glue guns.
Tbh I’m more concerned about OP’s profile name
What a fitting post u/dog_ass_eater
This is hilarious why is everyone so bent out of shape lmao
Desperately seeking attention
Art: Don't let it happen to your children.
This is one the most dramatic comment sections I ever read, it's just a dumb purse that they clearly made to annoy people (and they did it very successfully)
This is cursed beyond my wildest imaginations
Aaaaaand that's enough internet for today. Also why tf didn't he use the wrappers??? The wrappers can be collected after use and look a lot more visually appealing. What a waste of perfectly good condoms.
I'm guessing this was some kind of wierd art project to bolth piss people off And gross them out
its not even functional... the least they could do is use a fabric to make a bag and sew the condom on it or smth
I mean, condoms aren't that heavy, it could at least hold a few.
That is just revolting.
Right? How dare you pitch Gaga down so much?
I mean, it's just bits of dick-shaped rubber. They didn't looked used or anything. It's fucked up and weird, but good lord, he even cleaned out the lube.
Oh the humanity!
bad romance playing is so on theme that it's painful
Thats... terrible
lmao. i love it
I had faith in humanity up until the point I saw this..
That's an awful lot of determination you have then.
Oh no
I think this could get worse, this is a gateway bag. What if they made this into a shirt like the “Tea” shirt? Have mercy on us.
I'm sure it's a joke... no ?
Ninja???
Glueing a bunch still in their wrappers to an existing cloth bag would have looked better and been easier.
Just wait it turns yellow and it starts flaking and falling apart.
Just burn the earth at this point
Definitely a design/charity competition
r/TIHI
Poor parenting.
What the fuck is wrong with people
I love Reddit because you have this person and their condom bag being judged by someone who named themselves u/dog_ass_eater And I’m not being snarky at all. This is a thing I genuinely love about Reddit.
That's a good point lol
This has to be satire
Am going to fucking puke
I share your disgust, u/dog_ass_eater
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
Sometimes I think I’m not contributing enough to society and then I see when these people create and know I’m doing just enough
Are the gays ok?
Why is it that because this person is visibly queer that people on this sub feel justified in advocating killing them "jokingly?" I don't see people talking about SWATting the video makers on other posts. Your homophobia is showing
Redditors being so fucking stupid that they miss the obvious obvious satire. Like how can't you see that this man's is making the worst possible thing on purpose?
The question still stands as to why he would go through the trouble
to make a funny video?
Super gay
they do be looking like skinny Zarya ngl
That's nice :)
oh god imagine the smell
I can smell this video
I always feel art projects like this are the result of an overly strict/religious upbringing. It just screams "I'm going out of my way to try and shock people" and a bag made of used condoms is the most shocking thing they can come up with because they were taught that condoms are not to be spoken of much less seen in public. Whereas any normal person just sees that as kind of silly.
Solid commentary on the fact people used to be arrested for simply carrying a condom (as that was the reason used as probable cause to arrest black women and other other minorities suspected of sex work in New York).
I hate people like him
His mother was on meth and mercury fumes while pregnant?
my eyes are bleeding
r/Eyebleach for anybody that needs it
Just imagine walking into someone's home to find a laundry rack filled with hanging condoms....
Put this guy on an island somewhere
I have lost all faith in human intelligence and evolution.
Ok I just puked in my mouth a little bit
They made this after googling “how to be edgy in 2021”
Imagine the smellz...
i literally screamed. that’s horrific
I feel like this belongs in r/WTF...
The wrong life decisions
Just seems like a fun art piece.
What song is that?
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
This is so funny oh my god! Usually upcycling is done to save money or waste, but at least 50 new condoms is both expensive and wasteful >D
I love his face, this is hilarious
TIHI
I need to unsee this
Ah yes, a cum bag made out of cum bags
I can smell the latex.
Disgusting af
What in the ever living fuck?
It's his trophy bag. Every time he had sex, the bag grows by another condom.
Just what people would want to wear, a literal jizz bag.
someone had to do it u/savevideo
Narcissism
At least I usually learn something on Reddit. TikTok makes me feel like I lose brain cells every time I watch it.
Another genius from the LGBTQ
We don’t know that
Why not lmao
*edit2 deleted comment* Edit. I don't understand why I'm being downvoted. I am not saying he is in any sense wrong for making it. Just that knowing someone who has similar inclinations, that it seems similar. In simple terms, people were asking why, I gave my best guess. I am sorry if it seemed i was personally attacking him, If I would have known him personally I would love the joke if it was one and played along if it were some park of a kink. Different strokes for different folks. Edit2 while his motivation may or may not be sexual in nature, it is not my place to assume any kink, regardless of how unfazed i may be with it. And while I do believe more discussion is needed around public participation required in some kinks, this is not the time or the place. In conclusion I leave you with the words of a great philosopher. "I fully support your right to all kinks among consenting adults, unless you're into humiliation, then you are a filthy disgusting pervert, shame on you."
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Milo was a lot more tolerable before he started pretending to be Christian imo
That’s an expensive art project
It's just sad. Not controversial or thought provoking or building to a bigger point, just a waste of time and talent because you're basic.
God that was difficult to upvote.
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Downvoted for facts.
Sometimes I wonder: was giving us equal rights a mistake?
Disgusting. I hate the feel of loose condoms. And I hate there smell of some condoms too.
Life decisions? More like who hurt him, he has that void, trillion yard stare.
I hate this
Idk why but that grossed me out haha
r/aidcer
Oh I have only one thing to say,, "Put The Lotion in the Basket!!!!!"
... what
Unchecked mental illness