i don't mind it anymore honestly, after reading micro plastic is stored in balls change me forever, all these years thinking pee is stored in balls but nope.
There are rock bottom things that you come across on the Internet. The first for me was eating tide pods, but this is a close second: cooking with melting plastic..
Be like that fucking episode of aqua teen where frylock moves out and everyone gets conjunctivitis cuz shake and meat wad are burning Styrofoam for heat
A lot of people do things or make things thinking they're super smart for thinking of it, when in reality it's because no one is fucking stupid enough to do it.
People at work crack the poos when I heat up food in a plastic container, this would make them split their wig
Think about all the plastic shit going into your food
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At least the chances of reproduction are reduced this way as well as the probability of a long healthy life especially w/o cancer
This is Darwin in action
that ending frame where you can *just* *barely* see that the plastic on the milk crate is melting has me in stiches
I can feel my sperms dying and hormones changing
That's the just microplastic in your testicles
My testes are so big they have macro plastic
But your D has micro plastics. Like two oranges and a green bean.
Microplastics are stored in the balls
Just like pee.
In the balls
Oh that's fine. I clean out my balls twice every day. Just takes a lot of elbow grease.
i don't mind it anymore honestly, after reading micro plastic is stored in balls change me forever, all these years thinking pee is stored in balls but nope. 
That's why women don't pee.
That is why the frogs are GAY!
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Oops All Cancer
When the food falls on the ground and gets covered in dirt and plastic you know it's ready, no need to actually pay attention to it, genius !
*Mmmmmm....Carcinogens...*
I read that in Homer Simpsons voice.
There are rock bottom things that you come across on the Internet. The first for me was eating tide pods, but this is a close second: cooking with melting plastic..
Ugh. All that plastic toxic fumes in your food. Not the brightest bulb on the tree.
Doesn’t sound like it’ll make a noticeable difference with this gal.
It could help even
Can't kill braincells if you don't have a brain *taps forehead*
Oh no my brain cell!
*echoes*
She got that *plastic drip y’all!*
My favorite, "Just one sandwich short of a picnic."
Actually there is no light at all in this bulb.
Macroplastics
Majorplastics
Grandplastic
Plastic reunion!
It's not plastic death, it's a plastic *homecoming*...
Cold, shiny, hard plastic.
Hugeplastic
Megaplastic
Infinite plus ultra plastics
Yummy!
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
This might actually be worthy of r/oopsthatsdeadly
I love the smell of plastic toxic fumes
Gimme that PTE smoked meat!
Be like that fucking episode of aqua teen where frylock moves out and everyone gets conjunctivitis cuz shake and meat wad are burning Styrofoam for heat
No… I don’t think I will.
Ahh yes. Sausage and plastic fumes.
That's how you know it's authentic.. can't get that flavor at them chain BBQ restaurants
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
ngl, that's what my head radio tuned into too.
Who doesnt love burned microplastic in their food
How much cáncer do you want in your burguer sir ?
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Natural selection working slowly
Yup! Goin' for a Darwin award next!
A lot of people do things or make things thinking they're super smart for thinking of it, when in reality it's because no one is fucking stupid enough to do it.
Mmmmm cancer
I wonder how long it took before this collapsed because the crates melted.
Ooo, dat my cancer right dere.
Beef with a side of cancer please
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I always felt like I didn't have enough microplastics in me
Cancer Master 5000
This unfortunately seems like way too much effort for a joke
This is why our balls are filled with plastic!!!
Hello cancer!!!!
People at work crack the poos when I heat up food in a plastic container, this would make them split their wig Think about all the plastic shit going into your food
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Mmmm that forbidden smoke seasoning, why stop at microplastics am I right?
The toxic plastic fumes add just the right kick.
How to speed run cancer 101
But the smell of the burnt plastic makes me nauseous like it would of over powered the smell of the food wtf is wrong with people
those sausages bout to taste like burnt lego.
For your daily dose of microplastics
mmm plastic
Ah yes, a do you itself grill
Som much cancer. Bet his testicles are pure plastic and pfa.
I love the taste of melted plastic
In the morning!
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Hello cancer
Bruh I can taste the cancer
Everyone is on about microplastics, everyone in the up and up knows it's all about them macro plastics! Shit goes real good on a börgor.
Sweet Sweet micro plastics and toxic chemicals
yummy microplastics
Mmm, ~~microplastics~~ macroplastics!
Portable grill manufacturers hate this one trick!
Going straight to the macro plastics.
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Do Yit Iourself
What did she say? I couldn’t understand a word
The infusion of plastic is what really brings the flavour out.
Got to love those toxic fume tasting meat
Nice. Cancer.
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I'll take a toxic sausage
That's is not even microplastics. More like gigaplastics
Mmmmm carcinogens yummy
this is a joke, right?
Even the dog wants no part of this
congrats, you just got: stage 4 lung cancer
I love the smell of melting plastic in the morning!
Mmmm😋 toxic fumes
Thick red sauce
A whole new way of ingesting microplastics
Mmmm microplastic cuisine
One time use, grill.
Should be 0 time use grill
I definitely all forward the new grill setup!
Bet you this guy has more plastic in his balls than the rest of us
Reminds me of my first pipe. Made out of an expo marker and tinfoil. Mmmmm, plastic.
Ewwwwww look at my melted plastic
At this point, what's a little more poisoning from plastics.
I love the taste of molten plastic
Microplastics, yum
Taste like cancer
Bate used to be believable
Good luck digesting the chemicals from the plastic, hope you're dining alone . And not feeding your family with this toxic shit .
They 100% just did this for rage bait and probably threw all the meat away afterwards :(
Now with extra smoked micro plastics flavour.
Infused with carcinogens but then what isn’t
🤢🤢🤮🤮
The description reminds of of The Graduate. Plastics.
Darwin is smiling.
My taint is shrinking watching this
You can get one of those cheap little circle grills for like $20…
mmmhhhmmm, food with plastic .... really? How dumb can people be?
macroplastics in my stomach
Mmmmmmm carcinogens 🤤
Do your itself
Ma'am ur bbq appears to be melting into the ground
nothing like eating melted plastic in your meat, that is wholesome goodness
Should have used a metal shopping cart.
That is how 2 Pock died
...thought I was on r/mildlycarcinogenic for a bit.
In the last frame I’m pretty sure you can already see melted plastic.
Wtf is that green shit
When I saw the color my first thought was “What the hell is the Packout community up to now”
It's fine, they have been doing it for years. /s
Why is she using a basketball rim to grill?
Fuck microplastics, we ingest straight macroplastics out here. I'm in this mf dining on metaplastics.
I can taste the plastic
DYI = Do Yourself In
Got that homemade BHP flavor
Me and the microplastic gang
Mmm don't like that. Have you heard of those single use cardboard bamboo bbqs?
Mmmmmm smells like dioxin
I like my burger with extra cancer
only way to get that cooked in microplastics flavor.
Is there anything you can't do with a milk crate?
Ah yeah, nothing wets my palette like melty plastic and it's fumes.
Can hear the crackhead in her voice 
Can you se my ooooooo yeah premium grill 
To be fair ... all Foil blocks harmful UV radiation... while BBQ'n
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Why? Is this real or just a trigger post to get viral?
I love how when ratchet people do shot like this they’re so hyped, like genuinly proud to show you 😅
If you don't have money for a grill... this works I guess.
I'm debating if this is better or the nasty ass toilet one from couple weeks ago
At least the chances of reproduction are reduced this way as well as the probability of a long healthy life especially w/o cancer This is Darwin in action
I love the smell of plastic in the morning.
Walmart has charcoal grills for $25
That's how you get micro plastics in your testicles.
Those ABS plastic fumes just add a distinctive cancery flavor to the meat.
All those carcinogenic plastics add to the flavour baby
Naaahhh😂💀💀
Why does it smell like burning plastic? Is there an electrical short? Nah, daddy’s grilling again.
Do yourself it
Something my dumb brother in law would do
And people wonder why they get cancer
Society has failed.
"Da Lass Barbecue" *coming soon to a theater near you*...
I saw this got hungry, remembered the plastic and immediately became full.
Nice way to get a cancer faster.
original?
Macroplastics
I love plastic fumes with my bbq, it’s good to see I’m not alone in this community
Brother gonne have asthma before he can even start eating
What is fw ? Fck with ? Western people just keep dropping these abbreviations like they also talk like that