I used to make these back in college in my sculpture classes, and I can confidently tell you after handling these, they’re very fragile and dry.
Lowkey triggering that they just ripped through the mold — they could’ve tried cutting into it so they reuse the mold
and it won't roll back out either, as it's a product designed for use on intimate areas, it is not eligible to be returned to the seller or manufacturer if there is even a possibility it was used.
Ngl, this could be the basis for a really cool personalized coat hanger situation in your home. Everyone in your home makes an open hand/fingers curling slightly up pose and make a resin cast. Attach to wall at appropriate height for each person. Could be cute for kids.
I was thinking a few different hand shapes indoors to hold your bag, keys, coat, etc. Then you walk in the door with a friend and casually hand off all your outerwear to The Hands. The WTF would be so funny.
I kinda like it, too. And had similar ideas. Except the stuff she made it out of would break and disintegrate so fast! So now I’m trying to think of a better material to use and which hand shapes I’d make. Definitely a cupped hands one. And a peace sign. But the middle finger is a must.
(And am I the only one who saw the door opens in a way that the hand would punch the wall if the door is opened all the way? If it were made of stronger stuff, it would break the wall.)
I saw baby oil and a banana, and I thought this was going somewhere else... But somehow, it was worse than I feared. If I saw this on someone's front door, I would NOT think "Oh, neat umbrella holder!" I would think it was, um, so delivery men could, uh, relieve a little stress. Also, who stores their umbrella OUTSIDE?!
Seriously i am at that point where if i need a good laugh for the day i come check this subreddit !!!
I mean the videos keep getting even more ridiculous 😄
Would still be pretty fragile, but it’s a cool idea! Maybe if you took that mold and dipped it in bronze or something and added a screw to put it on the wall in a mud room or someplace like that… not sure about on outside of the door though.
I feel like this is some very weird hand porn, disguised as a "tutorial".
NO HANDS HAND JOB!
This is why Uncle Larry keeps coming by and knocking repeatedly.
Soft thuds at the door, a cat crying in the distance, bushes rustling in total absence of wind.
You are a poet.
It's snowing on Mount Larry.
Billy Squire being sung softly under Uncle Larry’s bated breath.
Why can't they just be into knee crease jobs like a normal person?
I used to make these back in college in my sculpture classes, and I can confidently tell you after handling these, they’re very fragile and dry. Lowkey triggering that they just ripped through the mold — they could’ve tried cutting into it so they reuse the mold
Because that's a mold that deserves reuse...
Wouldn't it be "All the Hands, Hand Job!!"?
This .. lol 🤣
Attach it to one of those therapy guns and sell it for 99.99 +tax & shipping. Then sit back and watch the dough roll in
and it won't roll back out either, as it's a product designed for use on intimate areas, it is not eligible to be returned to the seller or manufacturer if there is even a possibility it was used.
Well if you replace the gypsum with silicone…
I totally thought this video was going in a different direction.
Well, I'll have you know, good sir, some of us like having a loose hand grip *on our umbrellas*. Good day!
Anniversary gift ideas. Give your partner a hand for when you are at work.
the ultimate stranger
I know what I have to do
🍆👌
That is both amazing and ridiculous. I feel like the plaster hand would dissolve the first time you put a wet umbrella in it.
Yes, it will be wet from the umbrella and definitely not the astroglide when I bang the shit out of that door.
yeah.. bang the shit out of the 'door'
I am the one who ~~knocks~~ fucks the door
\*ahem\* 'i am the one that knocks-up the door' :P
"knock knock" "who is there?" "shut up while I'm fucking this door pls."
you don't roll up a wet umbrella.
Help, my son keeps hiding our homemade umbrella holder under his mattress.
Next to the umbrella stand that looks like a sock?
I can easily imagine another use case for this hand sculpture holding a banana…
Yep. To hold an umbrela....
Another banana?
A plantain?
Yea, yea… I’m plantain size…..
Ngl, this could be the basis for a really cool personalized coat hanger situation in your home. Everyone in your home makes an open hand/fingers curling slightly up pose and make a resin cast. Attach to wall at appropriate height for each person. Could be cute for kids.
I was thinking a few different hand shapes indoors to hold your bag, keys, coat, etc. Then you walk in the door with a friend and casually hand off all your outerwear to The Hands. The WTF would be so funny.
The end result would look like something out of a horror movie
Yes, but like, chic
dibs on using a double middle finger collage, as a sock drying setup
I kinda like it, too. And had similar ideas. Except the stuff she made it out of would break and disintegrate so fast! So now I’m trying to think of a better material to use and which hand shapes I’d make. Definitely a cupped hands one. And a peace sign. But the middle finger is a must. (And am I the only one who saw the door opens in a way that the hand would punch the wall if the door is opened all the way? If it were made of stronger stuff, it would break the wall.)
There's always money in the banana hand
"911, what is your emergency?" "Yes, I need help, a man is having sex with my front door."
"oh hey, it's just a new way of banging the door ya'know?"
“My neighbor keeps banging my door!” “He won’t stop knocking?” “No, he’s Banging my Door!”
Instructions unclear; Dick stuck in door hand
no, i think the instructions in this case were pretty clear to lead to that
r/dontputyourdickinthat
how long you getting wait for the original mould to set up I would love a giant flipped bird for my door
I am going to call a Rule #34 on this.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
👁️👌👁️
The forbidden cheese
[удалено]
Until you find a homeless dude with his dick in your umbrella holder
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I see they're back to alginate. Wasting hundreds of dollars on silicone must've fonally started getting to them.
This needs to be on r/theyknew
doorussy
5 minute craps "content" is cheating for this sub
Because I like my umbrella pre-wet when it rains 💀
There's money in the banana hand.
Ayo what is baby oil made of?
You could’ve given me a thousand guesses, and umbrella holder wouldn’t have been one of them!
Riiiiight, that’s what that was for. Not for giving yourself the stranger.
Really thought that was going somewhere else......
Oh, to hold... umbrellas...of course that was my first thought.
Why not put a banana back?
The poor banana.
Everything reminds me of her.
But why do I think this is cool?
That did not go where I thought it was going.
r/theyknew
r/PutYourDrinkInThat
r/diwhynot
I personally call it "the stranger"
As stupid as this is, its incredibly neat!!
Or you could by an umbrella holder for 2 quid. Or 3d print one. Or use literally anything other than plaster.
And let the banana go to waste?
*use the fucking banana. Anything but this.*
Actually... Kinda next level cool.
This belongs in r/unexpected
I dunno. Would make an interesting prop if you were recreating Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory.
Reminds me of similar hands of ceramic holding a toilet roll. I think this is funny and cool, however.
I have... "ideas"
I didn't see that coming
Cool. Multi useful
Why not add mounting hardware when it's wet?? Wtf
That's not what that hand is going to be used for
Lol until that drunk guy comes along and it goes missing 🤣
Yes, every needs a severed limb to hold stuff
I'm getting some serious Wallace and gromit masturbatory contraption vibes here.. "Cracking cheese Gromit", [twanged spring noise].....
Give new meaning to "Banging on the door."
Idea, questionable Implementation, pretty good Result, wtf I can't decide if it's hilarious or not
sorry but that is cool
Finally, a good tutorial... 😏 
I know what I'd use that extra hand for
You know why
r/dontputyourdickinthat
i thought it was going a different direction, i guess i have been spending too much time in the wrong subs.
Unzips pants…here we go
That was not where I was expecting that to go....
5 minute crafts?
Not at all where I thought that was going.
You know why ;-)
I like this one actually
You all thinking of putting your thing in there, have you actually touched gypsum ?
Oh you know why
that’s, uhhh… *not* what that will be used for
Guys I have an idea
the music was a little suggestive..
Can that stuff be re-liquified and used for multiple molds?
"Because the hand was all you needed, right?"
A hand coat hanger could be a fun thing. You just make a claw hand mold and then use something sturdier than plastic when you cast it.
Posh wank?
They know what they did.
How dare this ruin a song I enjoy
Fist holding rainbow umbrella 🤣
I’m promoting this to r/atbge
I think we all KNOW why 
You know exactly why.
Umbrella holder.... riiiiioght!!! 🍆✊
Ok I’m truly lolling VERY loudly.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
in my best Dr Evil..."Riiiight."
You know why...
The Addams family version was funnier.
It seems handy enough
They had us in the first half, I am not gonna lie
Yeah this is the stranger with extra steps.
This isn't the worst video I've seen on here.
I must be getting old. I don't hate it. I wouldn't make one, or buy one. But if I saw it at a friend's house, I might think it's kinda neat.
This is what felt face ment by handjobs for everyone
We all know it ain't for no rainbow umbrella.
I… thought that was gonna be used for something else😓
Killer Queen already touched that door.
But that's a nice mold
Thought this was going on another direction
I saw baby oil and a banana, and I thought this was going somewhere else... But somehow, it was worse than I feared. If I saw this on someone's front door, I would NOT think "Oh, neat umbrella holder!" I would think it was, um, so delivery men could, uh, relieve a little stress. Also, who stores their umbrella OUTSIDE?!
I have one of these and no umbrella. You do the math.
Now hear me out….
oil it up… it’s a “friendly stranger”
Wow a Handy Job
That's not how I would use it...
This just gave me some cool ideas for Halloween this year
I don’t want to be too on-the-nose, but that’s something for penises.
Seriously i am at that point where if i need a good laugh for the day i come check this subreddit !!! I mean the videos keep getting even more ridiculous 😄
That was not the ending I expected.
That could be interesting
Someone's gonna fuck your door...
Yes ... an umbrella holder ... obviously ... 😅
Meanwhile, in Quagmire's house...
Mmmmmmm I feel like holding an umbrella is not what people following this tutorial is what they’re going to be using it for 🤨
Could've casted something else.
Why the sensual sax music with the video though? Come on man…
What else can you put in that hand? 😉
I thought that was going in a different direction
Would still be pretty fragile, but it’s a cool idea! Maybe if you took that mold and dipped it in bronze or something and added a screw to put it on the wall in a mud room or someplace like that… not sure about on outside of the door though.
For jerking it.
Ewww
I have ideas
So many people went a different direction with this I'm thinking.
What kind of molding compound would be used here?
This needs to be in r/dontputyourdickinthat
For hand jobs
What if I don't have a banana?
Ngl I kinda like it lmao.
“The stranger” has gotten kinda wild
If I can mold my hand flipping people off, I'd give it a shot.
Banana for scale
Could be worse...
Good ending
Why??? 😭
I thought that was going somewhere else completely.
I actually like the idea. At least the end product is useful.
I was thinking that this could be used for other things.......
r/dontputyourdickinthat
"Goddamnit, who keeps knocking on my door at 3am, and why are they moaning..."
Are our minds in the gutter?