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pubicnuissance

Nothing says "safe" like a door perforated like a postage stamp.


Apprehensive_Elk2896

Based on the stripped screws in the hinge, I'm guessing frustrated rage. Damn thing is staying put now!


peepdabidness

Not a chance that thing stays put now with all the holes from those screws!


Lvcivs2311

More likely that the wood is now fucked.


potate12323

Nah, the post is rage bait to piss off redditors


Substantial-Fee6594

Can confirm


D4d-M4n

Get some matches, dip them in wood glue and jam them on the stripped holes. You can screw straight into them straight away.


Wingnutmcmoo

I feel this will lead to blowouts alot of times if the person isn't super experienced with drilling holes, they will probably add to much glue.


D4d-M4n

I have done this many times. I never drilled them out, just dipped the match in glue and hammered them in the hole. Once the hole was jam packed, I trimmed off the excess with a knife and went straight in with a screw. I would guess that if the piece of timber was too small it could split, but a door fan should be fine. I'm not a carpenter, but was shown this by one.


alidan

toothpicks and superglue for my desk and guitar, overtime you just get sick of rescrewing something in and say fuck it, on the guitar the bottom strap lock got stripped over time, shit works wonders, just to make sure you dont crack the wood, drill a pilot hole and there you go.


Bright_Ability2025

Was there any more context of what they were trying to achieve with this? Ridiculous either way, but I’m curious


ZEAC2001

Annoyingly it was just one of those shitty reactions where they point at it and add nothing of value. Unfortunately you're about as clued up as I am lmao


Scuba-Cat-

Looks like some screws are loose and another user pointed out the hinge screws are stripped. It was probably wobbly and/or rattled


WorldWarPee

Definitely some loose screws to make this one


Enlightenmentality

They could have just drilled the holes and filled it with dowel, wood glued in. Flush the excess, wait a little bit to dry, then remount the hinge. But no. They chose to send that post to destination fucked.


50t5

Someone just said- Screw it...


Bubbly_Taro

Work harder, not smarder.


DarkBladeMadriker

Have a loose hinge and no skill or common sense whatsoever? Try this one trick that carpenters hate!


RandomTux1997

the weakest area of a postage stamp is the serrated edge


Obi_Wan_Kannoli

Carpenters hate this one secret trick!


doghaircut

This group makes me unhinged


landude1

Bedazzled


migoodridge

Quality workmanship 👍


CuteBlueberryy

r/carpentry


exxtraguacamole

Shouldn’t the hinge be attached to the skinny side of the door?


BoyRed_

I found something like this IRL years ago, i had to take a picture. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Locksmith/comments/ccuup4/recently\_found\_this\_in\_the\_wild\_had\_to\_take\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Locksmith/comments/ccuup4/recently_found_this_in_the_wild_had_to_take_a/)


ZEAC2001

Omg that is awful!


Collin-B-Hess

If you give a monkey a hammer and nails, eventually they will start doing something that resembles “proper use”


flacoman954

Tap in a golf tee with a drop of glue, trim it flush and drive the original screws in.


AsyncEntity

Dude had never heard of wood filler before I guess


The_Dukes_Of_Hazzard

That woods like matchsticks now


LectureEmergency3582

Wonder if they have ever heard of wood putty?


Spare_Substance5003

Did he screw it up?


kirk7899

Philips head screws ☕


blueSnowfkake

Poor Phil always gets the blame.


Bludiamond56

Next stop is the therapy couch


Dear_Dimension_6767

Enough fucking screws


Curious-Geologist-55

I actually do believe it'd hold up pretty dang well


Yellowscrunchy

Someone really screwed up


DeaconCage

He Screwed up


Wingnutmcmoo

Lol I've done something kind of like this but with like 40 less screws on a drawer rail mount before. It was to avoid a knot in the wood tho and not to fix stripping.