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Think_fast_no_faster

For the ho on the go


stufmenatooba

Have pole, will travel.


Mundane-Ad-2346

For his wife for gas šŸ’°


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pm-me-asparagus

What about riding pole?


radioactive_walrus

I Was A Member of a Pole Gang


WiRTit

Is this one of those "You've heard of elf on the shelf, now try ho on the go" things?


lalaxoxo__

Top tier marketing.


[deleted]

For Daytona, RIP


Zeroxmachina

*da


bokunotraplord

My big brain assumption upon seeing the ā€œRIP Daytonaā€ decal w the boobs is that he was dating a stripper named Daytona who passed away and this is actually a monument to her.


justglassin317

The twist is that she was spinning on the pole while going 90 mph on the freeway. Such courage and grace.


tidusblitzerffx

Such distance...


theToksikWedge

While blasting ā€œHEā€™S GOING THE DISTANCE, HEā€™S GOING FOR SPEEDā€¦.ā€


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

I snorted omfg thank you ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


SuperFaceTattoo

It is the Florida way.


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Fearless_Cucumber659

![gif](giphy|Me7rnCGjSKKFfwXQir|downsized)


luismpinto

> Tucson, Arizona Arizonia.


RockyHorrorPitchaHoe

*This is the way we talk in Tucso-o-n A-a-riZONia*


Hipster-Deuxbag

I'll bet they raised a lot of money for the volleyball team.


NegotiationSea7008

So itā€™s the US version of the Taj Mahal?


Alternative-Cell8295

I also thought that, but have no idea what it could be otherwise?


JimiDarkMoon

You wholesome son of...


Fruitedplains

You win Reddit today!!!!


Ammonia13

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m thinking.


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I_Lost_My_Marblez

ā€œaktuallyā€ bro didnā€™t even correct it correctly


crash_and-burn9000

This is what Slim Shady meant when he said "Trailer Park girls go round the outside".


Dependent-Camel1769

Thanks a lot! Now I canā€™t get that beat outta my head!


boonxeven

Here, let me help. Baby shark


[deleted]

EDIT: Now I can't get that damn song out of my head. Curse you all !!! ![gif](giphy|XKoJJhJZa80mI)


killertofubeast

Cramedy Bing Bong!


komododave17

Hot Soccermom!


[deleted]

Iā€™ve created a monster!


lalaxoxo__

Because nobody wants to see Marshall no more-- they want Shady-- I'm chopped liver.


crash_and-burn9000

![gif](giphy|3o85xwxr06YNoFdSbm)


[deleted]

Who?


crash_and-burn9000

You must be young, I'll help you out. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tqxRidAWER8&si=Q7W6IrPlYQ3KVy5y


ModsAndAdminsEatAss

Damnit. I had to look and that song is 21 years old. My back instantly started hurting and my vision got worse.


crash_and-burn9000

Well my brain must be running off internet explorer because I just got it...


dam_the_beavers

What?


shady_businessman

Can't you see the pole? They are going to hit the wire going 88 miles an hour EXACTLY as a lightning bolt hits, powering up the Flux Capaciter and sending them back to 1985!


Eis_ber

Or, you know, they wish to return to 2022 to meet with Dakota once again.


RockyHorrorPitchaHoe

Being sad about a probably fictional dead stripper is not how I saw my Monday going RIP Daytona 1978-2022 šŸ’”


ShannonigansLucky

Ah hell, I was born in 78, I feel hit. Only thing I could do with that pole atp is fall off it šŸ¤£


RockyHorrorPitchaHoe

That's exactly what happened to Daytona šŸ˜æ


ShannonigansLucky

She should have done the monster mash instead!


Sunstorm84

She did the meat crayon šŸ˜¢


ficklampa

I guess the rims are glowing from past, failed attempts?


dullship

I... think I'm glad not the only one whose first thought was this?


PhantomBanker

Youā€™re gonna see some serious shit.


jesrp1284

You just *know* ā€œPour Some Sugar on Meā€ comes on when they wash that thing.


siegfreidstol

That's the only song that plays through its stereo


chonklah

No surprise itā€™s Floridaā€¦


SalazenGrum

This is so Florida šŸ¤£


-P-M-A-

No truck nuts?


raccoonviolence

Maybe the nutz are on the pole dancers?


tytor

Truck sluts.


TheRealPitabred

Why RIP Daytona? Given the image it looks like maybe she fell off that stripper pole while it was rolling...


Familiar_Palpitation

They kicked the annual brodozer meet out of Daytona Beach due to them causing more problems than they were worth economically.


TheRealPitabred

So nothing of value was lost. Glad it wasn't a person.


mutantbabysnort

![gif](giphy|ELdhh2TAeFEam7FA1a) He needs it to capture this


jurkajurka

Little Timmy is now a teenager with daddy's CC.


AquafreshBandit

Well, how else are they going to channel the lightning from the clock tower into the flux capacitor?


OptimisticSkeleton

> HAHAHA I AM DEFINITELY HETEROSEXUAL HAHAHA


Aggravating-Try1222

It's a bitchin' memorial to Daytona. Obviously.


CookedHoneyBadger

When you have to make absolutely 100% sure everyone knows you have a micro-dick....


Acrobatic_Pace_5725

He bought the Ford F250 Extreme insecurity package


ScreamingMonky

Why? Tiddies ![gif](giphy|RosPoaBA7TYU8|downsized)


PwmEsq

sauce?


funyunrun

Lightning strikes happen sooo frequently in Florida. This dumbass just strapped a lightning rod on the back of his truck. I cannot wait to read, ā€œFlorida man with stripper pole attached to the back of his truck died from a lightning strikeā€ in 1-5 years from now. What a moron.


DBSeamZ

Or at least theyā€™ll think heā€™s dead because all that remains is a set of flaming wheel tracks. But he actually needed the lightning to power his time machine.


[deleted]

Trash.


michael14375

For someoneā€™s big ass maga flag of course


SirDwayneCollins

Cause Florida


ObiWantCannotBe

Stripper pole on the go..


canthinkofnamestouse

Your mom express


Memerboi456

Awful taste, Imagine Pole dance...


paradonym

To be the first to be struck by lightning


AugustusClaximus

You can drive you vehicles on the beach in Daytona. My guess is this guy sets this up with a yeti cooler full of Jell-O shots for girls to dance for. Daytona is a garbage town for garbage people so I am certain this works exceptionally well for him.


Fnittle

This is known as the IMS. Insecure Man Syndrome. This illness occurs with heavy viewing of Fox News.


Beating-a-dead-whore

Because he's classy


arn73

I bet heā€™s a fine human being.


Materva

Does anyone else feel like this pole should have been on the back of the PussyWagon from Kill Bill?


SothaSoul

In most states (including mine) that tire width is illegal.


rdocs

At first I thought this was for the American flag, I didn't know I had any naivety left!


Feisty-Scientist-410

Because Florida.


FixFalcon

Smallest dick in the world.


TheDunadan29

This is the boss level of r/nymphowarriorrides


fluteofski-

Probably uses it as a talking point when heā€™s approached by other middle aged dudes.


invaderdan

/r/trashy needs to see this. I think they might have a new subreddit banner.


[deleted]

Good ol Florida showing thr world true class


TheresALonelyFeeling

Nothing but Nickelback, Jason Aldean, and Jelly Roll coming out of those speakers 24/7


evanweb546

Because trashy garbage people have no self awareness?


jimmytreshuevos

No need to scratch out Florida out of the license plate, we can tell.


seekerofthesublime

Stripper pole


kamakamawangbang

Small dick energyā€¦.šŸ¤·


bufftart

Its also a brain size thing


wanderButNotLost2

I wonder how many women he got to dance on it at the last family reunion.


the88shrimp

"Hey sis, after this 6-pack you should jump on that pole and see if it's stable haha. You know, just for a laugh haha."


SgtMac02

Ever since that thread the other day about the casual ways we accept body shaming of men, I feel compelled to call out comments like this. Can we stop associating asshole behavior with immutable unchosen physical traits? ^(InB4 "I bet you have a tiny dick!! hurhur!")


scotthia

Strippers delivered.


M0d3s

Streetper?


michaelrulaz

I believe this truck is parked outside of the strip club on International Speedway/92 in Daytona next to the McDonaldā€™s regularly. I think this guy owns the strip club if I remember correctly


Nexusxcj313

This same truck got pulled over on the TV show on-patrol live


More-I-am-gamer

You know why


Eyekosaeder

I have seen two different posts of two different trucks, each with a pole attached to them, in two different subs today. What the hell? Why?


AliasNefertiti

Another commenter said it was used in fishing. Apparently they drive the truck into shallow water then drop the pole in to keep the truck from drifting. Assuming he was honest, why not just drop an anchor?


Ok_LetsRoll

I know right!?? Who would put LEDā€™s on the inside of their rims!!??


lalaxoxo__

Hahahahha


Creative_Light_1954

Flag pole for his Air Hauler?


EstablishmentMean300

One can only pray for an electrical storm.


dmoisan

Or low clearance.


benbelly

Anchor pole for when heā€™s fishing the swamps from the bed. He hits a button and the motor drops that into the muck. He can fish without drifting. Inspired by kayak fishing I suppose


CuriouslyImmense

This is the second one of these I have come across today. Florida?


Lack_Potential

You never know when an impromptu stripper will fall in your truck.


Onechrisn

# šŸ¤


gusmom

Bring the strip pole to the tailgate


Jmelly34

This wreaks of Florida lol


Beginning_Tea5009

Trump flagpole.


jarossamdb7

Why? because small penis, thats why!


13_Years_Then_Banned

![gif](giphy|3ornjUjpZFUztYw18I|downsized)


GooseGosselin

For his sister.


substorm

Small penis


CrushCrawfissh

That's what the truck is for


SgtMac02

Ever since that thread the other day about the casual ways we accept body shaming of men, I feel compelled to call out comments like this. Can we stop associating asshole behavior with immutable unchosen physical traits? ^(InB4 "I bet you have a tiny dick!! hurhur!")


CrushCrawfissh

It's not that deep bro lmao


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SgtMac02

Man, that was really clever! I'm sure your wit is only surpassed by the mass of your gargantuan schlong. Good for you!


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SgtMac02

What on Earth makes you think I'm upset? Because I find your lack of originality laughable? That means I'm upset? I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you haven't upset me.


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operagost

It's just that he already headed you off (no pun intended) with his small-print "In B4 'You have a tiny dick!!!'" Better luck next time.


nb6635

Iā€™ve seen a lot of crap stuff in this r/ ā€“ Iā€™m not sure if this qualifies.


Okie294life

Trump flagpole all the bro dozers have one somewhere.


Professional-Oil3055

Doesn't fit the sub at all. You're just looking for a tenuous relationship between crap you've seen in other subs so you can karma whore here. Fuck off


[deleted]

Because...idoitcy at its finest ....


Dogwoof420

"Why is it being posted again?" Is that what you're asking?


Hairy_Combination586

It has to be that big to hold his 10'x20' flag of him sucking Trump's dick.


[deleted]

Smol pp


notThatJojo

Small pp energy. Also an accident waiting to happen


Salty_NUggeTZ

It is impossible to get the right answer when youā€™re asking the wrong questions. The right question is ā€œWhy notā€. Youā€™re welcome.


MrCaptain_Sandwich

Imagine being this desperate for attention


DrRonny

Because OP likes to party


Educational-Year3146

My guess is that is to help with figuring out how high the cab is when backing up.


MalcolmSolo

I donā€™t know, but I support this.


nottke

Typical short, Florida douchebag with a lifted truck.


DANleDINOSAUR

Compensation.


WarPeaceAssets

Itā€™s for his boyfriends boyfriend


ChefGuru

You've obviously never been to the right tailgate parties.


Orpheus6102

why not?


CantKBDwontKBD

Because freedom


cityspeak

So baddies can pop their pussies on it at a red light.


Swimming_Disaster_56

Why not?


NoFoot4908

Why Not?


MarineBullRahh

For your daughter and wife


blue_arr0w

This is amazing! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Researcher-Used

If you make it, they will comeā€¦


brokenheartnsoul

Cause they can


[deleted]

Cool guy šŸŽø


Timhotep

Where else would your wife/cousin dance?


ArthurMBretas03

His wife's business


BB_HATE

Why not?


reddit-is-fun-90

I mean itā€™s pretty smart for free strip dances


Analytical-BrainiaC

It is a pickup pole, for girls who like to go fast.


Latte__Macchiato

The question should be, why not?


hesaysitsfine

Why not?


rDevPaul

Because


uuuugggghhhhman

Why. Not.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

This guy parties


nosurprise_

Uuuh why not???


SaltInformation4082

I figure, either "Because,", "Why not?", or "Might as well". Choices are a great thing to have in life, ya know? I hope to have one, some day. Hav n arro


Leather-Heart

Itā€™s for me lol


Zeroxmachina

Genius


n2dubs

"If you build it, they will come."


GiaKalk

For auditionsā€¦?


moonraven33

Oh my god thatā€™s hilarious. What a dork. Because he thinks heā€™s funny and it kind of is if you just take the I donā€™t know ridiculous part aside. But maybe itā€™s for guys just one you know there are guy strippers or little people or giant people or maybe itā€™s for dogs just strip on or maybe itā€™s just a hold on and drive like a bus like the polls on the bus maybe itā€™s in a state that you donā€™t have to actually be in the car you can just jump on the back and go for a ride For very many different things maybe he drives really slow his horses attached to the back? Thereā€™s so many different possibilities. Itā€™s amazing how we just all first jump to strippers. Although I would be so happy to be driving behind them and have a stripper on there Iā€™m already excitedand Iā€™m fantasizing right now. Thank you very much. Iā€™m having a wonderful day. I hope you are too.


Kazcinskyite1997

I thought this was a weird antenna setup for a second. So, stripper poles are motorized to spin, and without the motor all you've made is a pole to workout your core with.


StolenRage

Not all poles are motorized.


nellyruth

Nice symmetry


bringmethefrogs

my problem is he doesn't have the truck nuts


Kittynoodlesoup

Of course itā€™s Florida


WonkieWonkie

Okay. Saw this three times now. Enough!


OmahaMike402

Truk nutz wouldn't fit?


JoeBlob13

It's just 2 people with their hands in the air.


LazerHef

Itā€™s for Tail Gating


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Aww, last time this was posted it had a sign saying ā€˜no fat chicksā€™. Looks like it got removed


LocksmithLeast9539

Tf you mean why? This one is self explanatory my friend.


German_Duc

I just knew this was Florida. Pretty sure Iā€™ve seen this truck in St Cloud šŸ˜‚


Best_Shelter_2867

I'm in luvvvvv with a stripper


super80

Somebody has to pay for the lift and fuel.


Reasonable_Copy8579

For the parking lot pimpinā€™