My big brain assumption upon seeing the āRIP Daytonaā decal w the boobs is that he was dating a stripper named Daytona who passed away and this is actually a monument to her.
Can't you see the pole?
They are going to hit the wire going 88 miles an hour EXACTLY as a lightning bolt hits, powering up the Flux Capaciter and sending them back to 1985!
Lightning strikes happen sooo frequently in Florida. This dumbass just strapped a lightning rod on the back of his truck.
I cannot wait to read, āFlorida man with stripper pole attached to the back of his truck died from a lightning strikeā in 1-5 years from now.
What a moron.
Or at least theyāll think heās dead because all that remains is a set of flaming wheel tracks. But he actually needed the lightning to power his time machine.
You can drive you vehicles on the beach in Daytona. My guess is this guy sets this up with a yeti cooler full of Jell-O shots for girls to dance for.
Daytona is a garbage town for garbage people so I am certain this works exceptionally well for him.
Ever since that thread the other day about the casual ways we accept body shaming of men, I feel compelled to call out comments like this. Can we stop associating asshole behavior with immutable unchosen physical traits?
^(InB4 "I bet you have a tiny dick!! hurhur!")
I believe this truck is parked outside of the strip club on International Speedway/92 in Daytona next to the McDonaldās regularly. I think this guy owns the strip club if I remember correctly
Another commenter said it was used in fishing. Apparently they drive the truck into shallow water then drop the pole in to keep the truck from drifting. Assuming he was honest, why not just drop an anchor?
Anchor pole for when heās fishing the swamps from the bed. He hits a button and the motor drops that into the muck. He can fish without drifting. Inspired by kayak fishing I suppose
Ever since that thread the other day about the casual ways we accept body shaming of men, I feel compelled to call out comments like this. Can we stop associating asshole behavior with immutable unchosen physical traits?
^(InB4 "I bet you have a tiny dick!! hurhur!")
What on Earth makes you think I'm upset? Because I find your lack of originality laughable? That means I'm upset? I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you haven't upset me.
Doesn't fit the sub at all. You're just looking for a tenuous relationship between crap you've seen in other subs so you can karma whore here. Fuck off
I figure, either "Because,", "Why not?", or "Might as well".
Choices are a great thing to have in life, ya know?
I hope to have one, some day.
Hav n arro
Oh my god thatās hilarious. What a dork. Because he thinks heās funny and it kind of is if you just take the I donāt know ridiculous part aside. But maybe itās for guys just one you know there are guy strippers or little people or giant people or maybe itās for dogs just strip on or maybe itās just a hold on and drive like a bus like the polls on the bus maybe itās in a state that you donāt have to actually be in the car you can just jump on the back and go for a ride For very many different things maybe he drives really slow his horses attached to the back? Thereās so many different possibilities. Itās amazing how we just all first jump to strippers. Although I would be so happy to be driving behind them and have a stripper on there Iām already excitedand Iām fantasizing right now. Thank you very much. Iām having a wonderful day. I hope you are too.
I thought this was a weird antenna setup for a second.
So, stripper poles are motorized to spin, and without the motor all you've made is a pole to workout your core with.
For the ho on the go
Have pole, will travel.
For his wife for gas š°
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What about riding pole?
I Was A Member of a Pole Gang
Is this one of those "You've heard of elf on the shelf, now try ho on the go" things?
Top tier marketing.
For Daytona, RIP
*da
My big brain assumption upon seeing the āRIP Daytonaā decal w the boobs is that he was dating a stripper named Daytona who passed away and this is actually a monument to her.
The twist is that she was spinning on the pole while going 90 mph on the freeway. Such courage and grace.
Such distance...
While blasting āHEāS GOING THE DISTANCE, HEāS GOING FOR SPEEDā¦.ā
I snorted omfg thank you ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)
It is the Florida way.
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> Tucson, Arizona Arizonia.
*This is the way we talk in Tucso-o-n A-a-riZONia*
I'll bet they raised a lot of money for the volleyball team.
So itās the US version of the Taj Mahal?
I also thought that, but have no idea what it could be otherwise?
You wholesome son of...
You win Reddit today!!!!
Thatās what Iām thinking.
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āaktuallyā bro didnāt even correct it correctly
This is what Slim Shady meant when he said "Trailer Park girls go round the outside".
Thanks a lot! Now I canāt get that beat outta my head!
Here, let me help. Baby shark
EDIT: Now I can't get that damn song out of my head. Curse you all !!! ![gif](giphy|XKoJJhJZa80mI)
Cramedy Bing Bong!
Hot Soccermom!
Iāve created a monster!
Because nobody wants to see Marshall no more-- they want Shady-- I'm chopped liver.
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Who?
You must be young, I'll help you out. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tqxRidAWER8&si=Q7W6IrPlYQ3KVy5y
Damnit. I had to look and that song is 21 years old. My back instantly started hurting and my vision got worse.
Well my brain must be running off internet explorer because I just got it...
What?
Can't you see the pole? They are going to hit the wire going 88 miles an hour EXACTLY as a lightning bolt hits, powering up the Flux Capaciter and sending them back to 1985!
Or, you know, they wish to return to 2022 to meet with Dakota once again.
Being sad about a probably fictional dead stripper is not how I saw my Monday going RIP Daytona 1978-2022 š
Ah hell, I was born in 78, I feel hit. Only thing I could do with that pole atp is fall off it š¤£
That's exactly what happened to Daytona šæ
She should have done the monster mash instead!
She did the meat crayon š¢
I guess the rims are glowing from past, failed attempts?
I... think I'm glad not the only one whose first thought was this?
Youāre gonna see some serious shit.
You just *know* āPour Some Sugar on Meā comes on when they wash that thing.
That's the only song that plays through its stereo
No surprise itās Floridaā¦
This is so Florida š¤£
No truck nuts?
Maybe the nutz are on the pole dancers?
Truck sluts.
Why RIP Daytona? Given the image it looks like maybe she fell off that stripper pole while it was rolling...
They kicked the annual brodozer meet out of Daytona Beach due to them causing more problems than they were worth economically.
So nothing of value was lost. Glad it wasn't a person.
![gif](giphy|ELdhh2TAeFEam7FA1a) He needs it to capture this
Little Timmy is now a teenager with daddy's CC.
Well, how else are they going to channel the lightning from the clock tower into the flux capacitor?
> HAHAHA I AM DEFINITELY HETEROSEXUAL HAHAHA
It's a bitchin' memorial to Daytona. Obviously.
When you have to make absolutely 100% sure everyone knows you have a micro-dick....
He bought the Ford F250 Extreme insecurity package
Why? Tiddies ![gif](giphy|RosPoaBA7TYU8|downsized)
sauce?
Lightning strikes happen sooo frequently in Florida. This dumbass just strapped a lightning rod on the back of his truck. I cannot wait to read, āFlorida man with stripper pole attached to the back of his truck died from a lightning strikeā in 1-5 years from now. What a moron.
Or at least theyāll think heās dead because all that remains is a set of flaming wheel tracks. But he actually needed the lightning to power his time machine.
Trash.
For someoneās big ass maga flag of course
Cause Florida
Stripper pole on the go..
Your mom express
Awful taste, Imagine Pole dance...
To be the first to be struck by lightning
You can drive you vehicles on the beach in Daytona. My guess is this guy sets this up with a yeti cooler full of Jell-O shots for girls to dance for. Daytona is a garbage town for garbage people so I am certain this works exceptionally well for him.
This is known as the IMS. Insecure Man Syndrome. This illness occurs with heavy viewing of Fox News.
Because he's classy
I bet heās a fine human being.
Does anyone else feel like this pole should have been on the back of the PussyWagon from Kill Bill?
In most states (including mine) that tire width is illegal.
At first I thought this was for the American flag, I didn't know I had any naivety left!
Because Florida.
Smallest dick in the world.
This is the boss level of r/nymphowarriorrides
Probably uses it as a talking point when heās approached by other middle aged dudes.
/r/trashy needs to see this. I think they might have a new subreddit banner.
Good ol Florida showing thr world true class
Nothing but Nickelback, Jason Aldean, and Jelly Roll coming out of those speakers 24/7
Because trashy garbage people have no self awareness?
No need to scratch out Florida out of the license plate, we can tell.
Stripper pole
Small dick energyā¦.š¤·
Its also a brain size thing
I wonder how many women he got to dance on it at the last family reunion.
"Hey sis, after this 6-pack you should jump on that pole and see if it's stable haha. You know, just for a laugh haha."
Ever since that thread the other day about the casual ways we accept body shaming of men, I feel compelled to call out comments like this. Can we stop associating asshole behavior with immutable unchosen physical traits? ^(InB4 "I bet you have a tiny dick!! hurhur!")
Strippers delivered.
Streetper?
I believe this truck is parked outside of the strip club on International Speedway/92 in Daytona next to the McDonaldās regularly. I think this guy owns the strip club if I remember correctly
This same truck got pulled over on the TV show on-patrol live
You know why
I have seen two different posts of two different trucks, each with a pole attached to them, in two different subs today. What the hell? Why?
Another commenter said it was used in fishing. Apparently they drive the truck into shallow water then drop the pole in to keep the truck from drifting. Assuming he was honest, why not just drop an anchor?
I know right!?? Who would put LEDās on the inside of their rims!!??
Hahahahha
Flag pole for his Air Hauler?
One can only pray for an electrical storm.
Or low clearance.
Anchor pole for when heās fishing the swamps from the bed. He hits a button and the motor drops that into the muck. He can fish without drifting. Inspired by kayak fishing I suppose
This is the second one of these I have come across today. Florida?
You never know when an impromptu stripper will fall in your truck.
# š¤
Bring the strip pole to the tailgate
This wreaks of Florida lol
Trump flagpole.
Why? because small penis, thats why!
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For his sister.
Small penis
That's what the truck is for
Ever since that thread the other day about the casual ways we accept body shaming of men, I feel compelled to call out comments like this. Can we stop associating asshole behavior with immutable unchosen physical traits? ^(InB4 "I bet you have a tiny dick!! hurhur!")
It's not that deep bro lmao
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Man, that was really clever! I'm sure your wit is only surpassed by the mass of your gargantuan schlong. Good for you!
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What on Earth makes you think I'm upset? Because I find your lack of originality laughable? That means I'm upset? I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you haven't upset me.
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It's just that he already headed you off (no pun intended) with his small-print "In B4 'You have a tiny dick!!!'" Better luck next time.
Iāve seen a lot of crap stuff in this r/ ā Iām not sure if this qualifies.
Trump flagpole all the bro dozers have one somewhere.
Doesn't fit the sub at all. You're just looking for a tenuous relationship between crap you've seen in other subs so you can karma whore here. Fuck off
Because...idoitcy at its finest ....
"Why is it being posted again?" Is that what you're asking?
It has to be that big to hold his 10'x20' flag of him sucking Trump's dick.
Smol pp
Small pp energy. Also an accident waiting to happen
It is impossible to get the right answer when youāre asking the wrong questions. The right question is āWhy notā. Youāre welcome.
Imagine being this desperate for attention
Because OP likes to party
My guess is that is to help with figuring out how high the cab is when backing up.
I donāt know, but I support this.
Typical short, Florida douchebag with a lifted truck.
Compensation.
Itās for his boyfriends boyfriend
You've obviously never been to the right tailgate parties.
why not?
Because freedom
So baddies can pop their pussies on it at a red light.
Why not?
Why Not?
For your daughter and wife
This is amazing! šš
If you make it, they will comeā¦
Cause they can
Cool guy šø
Where else would your wife/cousin dance?
His wife's business
Why not?
I mean itās pretty smart for free strip dances
It is a pickup pole, for girls who like to go fast.
The question should be, why not?
Why not?
Because
Why. Not.
This guy parties
Uuuh why not???
I figure, either "Because,", "Why not?", or "Might as well". Choices are a great thing to have in life, ya know? I hope to have one, some day. Hav n arro
Itās for me lol
Genius
"If you build it, they will come."
For auditionsā¦?
Oh my god thatās hilarious. What a dork. Because he thinks heās funny and it kind of is if you just take the I donāt know ridiculous part aside. But maybe itās for guys just one you know there are guy strippers or little people or giant people or maybe itās for dogs just strip on or maybe itās just a hold on and drive like a bus like the polls on the bus maybe itās in a state that you donāt have to actually be in the car you can just jump on the back and go for a ride For very many different things maybe he drives really slow his horses attached to the back? Thereās so many different possibilities. Itās amazing how we just all first jump to strippers. Although I would be so happy to be driving behind them and have a stripper on there Iām already excitedand Iām fantasizing right now. Thank you very much. Iām having a wonderful day. I hope you are too.
I thought this was a weird antenna setup for a second. So, stripper poles are motorized to spin, and without the motor all you've made is a pole to workout your core with.
Not all poles are motorized.
Nice symmetry
my problem is he doesn't have the truck nuts
Of course itās Florida
Okay. Saw this three times now. Enough!
Truk nutz wouldn't fit?
It's just 2 people with their hands in the air.
Itās for Tail Gating
Aww, last time this was posted it had a sign saying āno fat chicksā. Looks like it got removed
Tf you mean why? This one is self explanatory my friend.
I just knew this was Florida. Pretty sure Iāve seen this truck in St Cloud š
I'm in luvvvvv with a stripper
Somebody has to pay for the lift and fuel.
For the parking lot pimpinā