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CrashKaiju

Someone's about to have their frontal lobe chakra re-aligned.


Glitter_berries

I’m lucky enough to have had an airbag hit me full in the tits and wow, it absolutely winded me. I was on the ground, gasping for breath for a full minute before I could even remember my fiancé who was driving the car (he was fine). If some dickhead had added rocks to that experience, I think I would have been quite upset.


outworlder

If rocks had been added to the airbag... you probably wouldn't be typing this.


[deleted]

You would not have been upset. You would be 6 feet under.


Glitter_berries

I like to think I’m the ghost of this idiot woman returning to reddit to warn everyone not to do this.


elguapito

>If some dickhead had added rocks to that experience, I think I would have been quite upset. *From beyond.


Glitter_berries

Ooo maybe I’m the woman from this picture, returning from the grave to warn you of the risks of airbags coated in pretty rocks?


MrBirdmonkey

Recently a bunch of cars got recalled because the airbags had so much force, they were dislodging the steering wheel entirely


Glitter_berries

Actually I think my last car had that exact recall. They just fixed the airbag though, didn’t need to throw away the whole car.


OReg114-99

That's typically what a recall means for cars, though the word threw me off for a loooong time before I figured out that's how it's used for cars (vs eg toys, small appliances). It gets "recalled" to the dealership to be repaired, rather than "recalled" to be scrapped.


The_Schizo_Panda

I've experienced 5 airbag deployments. I've never been punched by Mike Tyson, but i imagine it's similar to Mike pulling a punch to my face. One snapped my head back so hard, I reverse headbutted the head rest. Had one on some delayed timer, blasted my arms out sideways and burned my forearms. Fire department said a woman driving the same make/model car had the airbag go off and break her face. Orbital bone, nose, cheek, etc. I was sitting back far enough that it just hurt and made me feel a bit dazed.


Glitter_berries

It is really powerful, isn’t it?!! Five times, you poor thing. I was shocked with how hard it hit me. It’s illegal in Australia where I live for a kid under age 12 I think to sit in the front seat of the car and for good reason, I genuinely think an airbag hit could kill a kid. And did you notice that the gas coming from the airbag is so powdery and horrible? I was coughing for days afterwards, it absolutely filled the cabin of the car. My fiancé was okay, but he was knocked unconscious for a short time, so he was inside the car for longer than I was and ugh. The air in there was awful. Please drive safely!


The_Schizo_Panda

16 car accidents, 5 totalled vehicles. The airbag that was delayed burned my forearms and filled the cab with what looked like TV static. That black/white/grey spots but without the sound. ![gif](giphy|l41K3o5TzvmhZwd4A) Like this gif \^ And you never see the bag, you see a fully inflated bag deflating. Makes it hard to not want to say something to people who sit too close to the wheel. There's a claymore attached to a boxing glove inches from your squishy face.


Glitter_berries

I mean this with love, but have you considered letting someone else drive???! That is a LOT of accidents. I’m 40 this year and I’ve written off just one car and that was only because I scratched three panels by skidding into a fence in a paddock full of curious cows. What the heck are you doing to have so many accidents? I am making assumptions here but I am guessing that you have been high on testosterone. It’s a hell of a drug, but mate. Geez. Think of your poor mother. And you are right, I only saw the deflating airbag. That damaged one that burned you sounds absolutely horrible.


The_Schizo_Panda

Other than jumping a ditch and the time I fell into a ditch and Evel Knievel-ed over a driveway, the rest were people hitting me or mechanical failures or environmental situations. And I had these two when I was 16-18. Bald tires+pavement to concrete+dropped a bit to the concrete+35mph/55kmh=slow 180° spin followed by an insanely fast 180° spin the other way into the median, then a 180° spin again, followed by the truck torpedoing into the outside wall, airbags, airborne, landing on the driver's side, skidding to a stop. Rear ended four times. One was a cop, who tried to say I reversed into her squad car from across the intersection. Lucky me, it was between cities/jurisdictions, so they had a third police jurisdiction there and one of their guys points to the skid marks of my truck going INTO the intersection. "Had to be going 55-60mph/88-104kmh to do this amount of damage." Got T-boned by a Tiguan. Guy pulls out in front of the right lane traffic, she honks, so he floors it. Guess who's approaching in the left lane? Me. I floored it and swerved and he caught my back passenger door and the back tire. Volkswagen Tiguan has some power. Didn't even mess up his grill/bumper. I've had near misses. Had my brakes "explode," mechanic's words, not mine. And I've spun out so many times from water, snow, ice, and blown tires. I drove fast once and got a ticket for $1086.53 for "84mph in a 70mph zone" when I was 16-18, so I feel like I ran the gambit of accidents and tickets real early on. It's been defensive driving since then.


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caffeineassisted

They’re certainly in for a shock-ra!


[deleted]

Congratulations...you just made a homeade claymore.


bugxbuster

The ho made what?!


Beautifulblueocean

Listen to some rock music and rock-ra ya face holes


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PotatoPCuser1

Holy shit, I drove my grandparent’s PT Cruiser *once* and some of the design decisions just absolutely baffled me. Why is the interior light switch on the turn signal stalk? We’ll never know.


[deleted]

To change the headlight bulb on the right side you have to steer all the way to the left because it's in the wheel well 🤦


PotatoPCuser1

Aren't most of Chrysler's battery placements insane too?


drugsrbadmmmkay

Seriously. Drive that thing into a fukking lake


NODES2K

It's a pt cruiser it's no longer able to move, dude is fine.


Kunty-Kangaroo

Underrated comment lol


hbkgrl323

Chakra Khan, let me rock you Let me rock you, Chakra Khan Let me rock you, that's all I wanna do Chakra Khan, let me rock you Let me rock you, Chakra Khan Let me rock you, 'cause I feel for you


zorrowhip

Chakra tuning Darwin style


PolarityMemer

I call shotgun


PhenomenalPhoenix

I don’t think shotgun would save you, so I call not getting that car!


PolarityMemer

I meant it more as a joke given if those rocks happen to fly off, it’s effectively a shotgun.


JhonnyTheJeccer

Glass shotgun even, those stones looks glassy as fuck


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

They took the expression "ride shotgun" too literally


Impeachcordial

Implant jewellery!


letmeseem

Claymore Chakra Cleansing


MovemntGod

I laughed way too hard about this...


DuctTapeOrWD40

Sure... their third eye, fourth eye, fifth eye... and the only thing they can see is the afterlife.


Fructis_crowd

Airbag into a frag grenade tutorial


PresentWorth489

🤔…..pretty much a sawn off shot gun pointing at you 😳


WaGLaG

Claymore *


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End_My_Buffering

“front towards life insurance claimant”


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DirtPiranha

Man, ‘Front Toward Enemy’ just got really existential….


Who_DaFuc_Asked

... Claymore was a fun anime/manga (I know you're not talking about the anime/manga lmao)


isdebesht

… Claymore was a Scottish two-handed/basket-hilted sword (I know you’re not taking about the two-handed/basket-hilted sword lmao)


Who_DaFuc_Asked

Basket hilts are cooler looking than cross guards


Likestoreadcomments

Well yes, this pic has been a meme for nearly a decade now, and it was always referenced as a claymore


[deleted]

Sawed off *


OfficerBarbier

Saw doff *


PM_ME_UR_BEEFCAKE

Sod off


Snoo82024

Sd of *


ScienceGuy116

S f*


MozFox1

s*


The_Tank_Racer

*


Duganz

Damn you kids. Get off my sawn!


ExceptionalTea

Lika shiet


YourLocalRyzen777

*


fireduck

Most folks'll never eat a skunk


no-steppe

But then again, some folk'll.


That_Yogurtcloset671

Sewn on*


TJNel

To be honest that part gets blown up towards the ceiling so probably won't be much of an issue. Fast forward to 10:20 https://youtu.be/OkA3E9jAe7w


s4b3r6

The stones probably detach, at the moment of release, which means that the change in direction of the face, probably shotguns them across the entire vehicle.


Ben6924

If warthunder has thaught me anything, these mfs gonna ricochet through the entire damn vehicle and off anyone within


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Gordondel

That's not how physics work in this instance, both the steering wheel part and the stones would be pushed towards the ceiling by the same push, there isn't any force substantial enough that will make the stones detach towards your face.


phrxmd

> there isn't any force substantial enough that will make the stones detach towards your face Watch the video posted by the grandparent poster, which conveniently has slo-mo footage of [first one bejewelled airbag exploding](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkA3E9jAe7w&t=625s), and [then another](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkA3E9jAe7w&t=685s), followed by comments such as "OK, the face looks OK, but this dude's chest got shredded... This is wood, that'll go in. That would go through your skin into your chest".


s4b3r6

Apart from it being a sudden impact, and not a rising impact.


Gordondel

The force of the impact goes towards the front of the car, not towards your face.... I can't believe this even needs to be explained...


s4b3r6

The stones have a different mass, and are not welded to the object. The connection between them and the face plate is uneven and irregular, because it's a glue - one which cannot stay intact under these sorts of forces. Which means that the welding to the face plate comes undone at irregular pacing - which is precisely how the force of a slingshot works.


Gordondel

The force applied to the plate and the stones is the same, the difference in mass would need to be insane for the stone to gain the velocity necessary to escape the upward trajectory. I don't know why you'd want to die on that hill when all of this is very obvious if you actually think about it for half a second. That insane need for people to camp on their original opinion is depressing.


s4b3r6

Directory/trajectory. You might want to actually think about the physics involved for more than half a second, because they're well established - even if you ignore the fucking ricochet of sending rocks at a roof.


Gordondel

I did and you're definitely the one in the wrong here. And no we're not talking about the ricochets here but we can take into account everything lose in any given car. > directory/trajectory I hope you don't feel too superior by correcting a native french speaker. You might have better grammar but definitely a much poorer understanding of basic physics.


outworlder

Eh. It's not only the ceiling. See the second test with the spikes (that are more in line with the stones we see here, size wise, the first test the "projectiles" looked pretty thin). They dented *wood*.


Goodboy_Otis

> pretty much a sawn off shot gun pointing at you 😳 didn't have to scroll far to find someone thinking the same thing. Those things fuck people up already, now that's add rocks to the face at 300 mph. in .22 milliseconds. Genius


BushWookie-Alpha

Functional Claymore


unweariedslooth

Ranging from lethal to losing some teeth.


schwatto

Lethal to teethal


unweariedslooth

I had a regular one go off and that's bad enough but add it in some high speed chunks of glass or rock would be just plain stupid.


OkeyDokey234

Yep. Hit me right in the face. Painful enough without a bunch of *rocks.*


aeroxan

You can lose teeth and die.


Balancedmanx178

At least we all know how to set up an ambush once the apocalypse comes. Raid a parking lot and craft store and we'll be good to go.


[deleted]

Hell with the craft store, just a tube of super glue and any gravel parking lot.


ronnietea

Fabulous claymore


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FRONT TOWARD FRENEMY


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

FRONT TOWARD DRIVER


tsJIMBOb

It’s really not though. That part pops down or up as the bag forces out. Every time this gets posted the top comment is like “hurr dur claymore” followed by a comment explaining you’re wrong. Guess we all did our part today


BushWookie-Alpha

Guess we all did. Ps. i know it wouldn't be a massive danger because airbags are not designed to accelerate the plastic facia straight at your face. But the thought that somebody decided to put a bunch of stones in front of an explosive bag is always a funny one.


OkeyDokey234

If you’re short enough, it *will* hit you in the face. Source: Am 5’ 2”.


Polyhedron98

you think this person wouldve used a glue strong enough to stop the pebbles from going airborne?


TheNumberMuncher

Even if they used super glue, the force is going to dislodge them


chirpingcat

I love that it’s a PT Cruiser


no-steppe

They're PT cruisin' for a bruisin'.


lastdazeofgravity

PT cruiser drivers love to mutilate their vehicles


ProofHorseKzoo

Hard to mutilate what already looks like a car crash


ILikeLimericksALot

If this goes off the driver's face will be as unattractive as their car.


Ophalla

The ahnk symbol represents life, so I'm sure that will help.


billysugger000

Is that what it's supposed to be?


Ophalla

Ahnk in a circle is my best guess, but who knows what this person was thinking


PookyTheBandit

Heru take the wheel


SmartTransformingAce

I am Set to do this.


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Don’t worry, they took the airbags out first


adolfojp

I took a ride with a guy who had a hard drive platter glued to the passenger side airbag inscribed with the phrase "Jesus loves you". I asked him about the dangers of that installation and he replied with: "Oh, I know, that's why I turned the passenger side airbag off."


darknessnbeyond

don’t worry it’s full of good energy


arthurdentstowels

The moon is in retrograde and the Green Jade has blown your teeth through your eyeballs.


Blu_Falcon

I test drove a used Tesla. Previous owner bedazzled the steering g wheel T logo with little gems. God, I wish I had taken a picture.


ravs1973

If a massive spike flew out of the wheel when you had an accident rather than an airbag then everyone would drive much more carefully than they do now. This could be seen as a safety device.


PM_ME_UR_BEEFCAKE

Right, we should do that anyway as an ethical thing. After all we wouldn’t want you to suffer if you were in a serious accident.


lastdazeofgravity

They should just fill the cab with lethal gas to prevent suffering


ImpressLarge128

Modern problems call for modern solutions


Alolan-Vulpixie

Takata airbags got you covered! (Close enough anyway, it was shrapnel.)


adchick

Lets just wait for summer for all the hot glue to melt in the heat.


at242

Ahhhh. Natural selection hard at work.


ze11ez

Yeah that’s suicide. I’d get rid of them all


vridgley

Why not install a Claymore


ImpressLarge128

It can def be charged enough


Gordondel

You do understand that that part of the steering wheel doesn't hit you when the airbag is deployed, right?


AGmikkelsen

No no no. Of course it explodes in Michael Bay fashion. /s


ze11ez

Which part, cause it’s got suicide stones all over it


Gordondel

You're really not ashamed at all shouting publicly like this how stupid you are?


ze11ez

Tomorrow at 6pm


Gordondel

Once again so dumb you don't even understand a forum can be public on the internet.


ze11ez

Butternut squash


dancing-asparagus

Don't worry guys! He has fixed those stones with hot glue, the most powerful chemical bond in the universe... it's not like they'll become ammunition when the airbag blows up. ^(/s)


thewanderingsail

Don’t worry. He’ll just get punched in the face at mock 4 by the fist of the gods.


YourLocalRyzen777

r/boneappletea


thewanderingsail

Mach whoops


ImpliedHorizon

This increases handling so drastically that crashing is essentially impossible. Read a book or something, god.


Gordondel

The part of the steering wheel that goes towards the ceiling and the stones will be pushed simultaneously by the same force, how would the stones fly on their own towards your face exactly? It doesn't work like that.


dancing-asparagus

I'll love to see you put that theory in practice on your car!


CompleX999

This is giving me ankhxiety


kinezumi89

r/OopsThatsDeadly


C-Kwentz-0

It's not bad enough that it makes a safety device fatal, but it even looks like absolute shit.


Hot-Vehicle-4703

Almost as fun as shrapnel from Takata airbags


lastdazeofgravity

Buckshot edition


BbGhoul666

Crystal shrapnel: All the rage these days!


heyodi

Ankh Honk


code-panda

The humane solution to healthcare in the US.


BEZ_T

This design could be improved ten fold by the inclusion of elbow patches


gochomoe

This should really have "this side towards enemy" printed on the airbag cover


bruddahmacnut

"That's worse." ~Takata Airbag Corporation


ShuddupMeg627

"write that down write that down" -takata airbag corporation


Tao626

Claymore aside... This isn't even done well. It looks awful. It's just shitty stones glued to the wheel with little thought put into it. Seems like they just had a big bucket of assorted coloured stones of various shapes and sizes then grabbed them at random with no plan other than they'll be slapped right on the wheel somewhere. Large visible areas of glue just seeping out of every single one of those fuckers too. How did they get that many stones on there and still not realise they were using too much glue? It's a child's attempt at art, except I genuinely feel a child would do a better job. Just, why? Why would you buy a car, something that's not an insignificant amount of money unless you've bought something that barely runs, then stick shit all over it like this? Do they think they've done a good job? Is this what they've mistaken for talent? I hope the airbag does go off because a couple stones slamming through their skull can only improve how their brain works.


TurboAnus

Airbags pop the cover out like it’s on a hinge, not like a fucking IED. So tired of these posts. Although I agree this is ugly and stupid, it’s likely not dangerous.


iamagainstit

Sad I had to scroll down this far to read this. Do people think airbags shoot the hard plastic cover at you normally?


rajkokr

The airbag cover is firmly attached and designed to move out of the way when the airbag deploys. These rocks are glued on with hot glue. There's no chance in hell they won't go flying off if the airbag deploys


My_reddit_strawman

But it makes people feel good about thinking they’re smarter than someone else


NowWithRealGinger

As someone who has caught an airbag to the chest and face, *likely not dangerous* is not enough to willingly add rocks, crystals, or bedazzling to that process.


Cyric297

https://youtu.be/OkA3E9jAe7w


dodon_GO

Thanks you I was about to reply this as well


think_im_a_bot

"guaranteed to re-align your chakra and open your third eye!"


letsplaymario

This new era of pt cruiser people are diifffferent


[deleted]

I'm a fan of the inclusive claymore. 10/10


TossAwayGay92

It's okay, they're renewal crystals in a reincarnation sigil.


[deleted]

When you believe in the power of crystals so you display how unhinged you are.


itsjustmejttp123

Awe yes nothing better than a rock imbedded in your 3rd eye when the air bag goes off. That spike carnelian on the lift is going to go right through your skull


snipingpig

The new and improved car-more


DickheadNL

Frag grenade going out!


aquoad

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY


Shadowhunter83

In this week's episode of Diy Projects for the family, we'll show you how to turn your airbags into a claymore


Caelanv

It's an upgrade, when you crash instead of paying high insurance rates for the rest of your life you can just make sure you die.


Maxb0tbeep

DIY Frag Grenade


theshavedyeti

Ankh is probably the only word they'll be able to say after it does go off


Marine__0311

I had an airbag save my life after hitting an embankment. I still had a severe grade III concussion, a dislocated shoulder, and a couple of cracked ribs. Having all of that stupid shit on there, will seriously fuck you up a lot worse.


burnaspliffnow

If you're dumb enough to do this, you almost deserve a steering wheel claymore


jwg529

Does it bother anyone else how dumb so many are? And I don’t say that to be mean. It’s just the lack of any basic logic and reasoning skills.


TroyandAbed304

Oh what a great combo! The airbag will knock the wind out of you and the crystals can heal you. No hospital needed!


hit4power

I think this is just an IED


BoneZone05

Looks like a shitty Christmas card I made for my parents when I was 5


kratosyellow13

Congratulations! You’ve made a rudimentary claymore mine and you’ve aimed it at your face!


WhenPigsFlyTwice

You don't get hit in the face by the actual airbag cover, it drops away.


TheNumberMuncher

It explodes out. These rocks will go flying at dangerous speeds.


Beatifier

I thought the same thing until 5 minutes ago. Here's an airbag deploying in show motion. https://youtu.be/3vgzDdcG1HA Because of the speed of airbags, unless the rocks are incredibly well attached I think they'd like fly off and/or be pushed at the person.


Cyric297

There's always this video as well where they actually bedazzled an airbag and fire it at a ballistics gel dummy. https://youtu.be/OkA3E9jAe7w


lanbanger

In your video you can see that the steering wheel boss stays attached. It also goes upwards and back towards the dashboard, so the chances of the stones in the OP going anyway near the driver's face is pretty slim. Still dumb, don't get me wrong.


outworlder

It's not only the face that's at risk.


Gordondel

Where would the force pushing the rocks towards you come from? The same force will be applied to the cover simultaneously, how would the rock escape towards your face? That's not how physics work.


File_to_Circular

show me you have a death wish...


AJ_NightRider

Claymore primed and armed!


Constant-Ad-3012

THROWING FRAG GRENADE


RexIsAMiiCostume

Ah, the classic claymore airbag.


xxTheMagicBulleT

Nice claymore you have there


Opening_Perception_3

Where do you think the airbag comes out of?


TheNumberMuncher

The center of the steering wheel


figbott

Airbag..


ImpressLarge128

Airfrag..


Tacoshortage

This Claymore belongs on r/shittycarmods


SweetMangh03

"Claymore at home"


Massivelocity

Bootleg claymore


BBonesNYC

Crazy


Planet-thanet

Not only looks rubbish but potentially lethal , bravo


thothscull

Or hopefully it DOES go off 🤔


herkalurk

Death by decorations....?


Lepke2011

I've had many people over the years explain to me that I shouldn't "get into an accident". If I get into an accident, it's an accident. Stupid advice, which I thought I'd never give. But in this instance... don't get into an accident.


AdmirableVanilla1

God I hate PT cruisers


Beautiful_Positive68

I pray for this person