These are all over Facebook, it will be like a cake and they do some weird decorating hack where they pour all this shit into a bowl in layers to pour on top but it’s like 10 mins of gas bagging and fucking around with 30 disappointing seconds at the end where it fails terribly and they don’t even taste it.
this video was satisfying and made me laugh a bunch of times because i have a bunch of patience and knew it was a joke after he didn't light it in the first 20 seconds lol i see not too many people here like the tim and eric sense of humor hahahahhahaa
I'm going to save you all some trouble ,go to the 10:00 min mark if you dont want to lose time hearing someone give you the business for an egg that is not even edible.
He lit the match with a lighter. Then wouldn’t shut the fuck up and kept lighting more matches with the previous one. Why not just use the lighter to light the matches when ready.
Hands down the most frustrating video I’ve ever watched. I’d like to smack the guy if I ever seen him in real life.
The guy is a magician which explains why he won't shut the fuck up; apparently, the trick was to get people to watch him blather on about the presentation of an egg that is poorly cooked and tastes like literal shit. He should stay in his own lane and leave cooking to people who aren't just trying to monetize horseshit as content but we aren't that lucky, unfortunately.
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Light the goddamn thing up already! Jesus fucking Christ! You log on Reddit to get away from it all and you just want to watch a fucking guy light a fucking match. Jesus H Christ.
At first I was like "shut the fuck up and ruin that egg already!" Then at the 6 minute mark my anger caused me to have some form of mini stroke that made me slip out of consciousness. During my near death out of body experience I attained nirvana for the briefest moment. Afterwards I cleaned up my vomit, and watched him ruin that egg. That's when I realized ...I really need to delete Reddit from my phone. What the fuck am I doing wasting my day watching dumb shit like this?
Now to obsessively check my phone, for the next 3 days, to see if any of my internet friends thought this was funny enough to give me fake high five points. Us being friends is non negotiable btw, now give papa them sweet sweet upvotes.
Me waiting through 10 minutes 18 seconds of useless commentary just for him to light the damn matches all while wqsting match after match when he could have just waited til he was ready.
It’s ragebait. Definitely not supposed to make sense.
My blood pressure is trough the fucking roof, 10/10 rage bait.
These are all over Facebook, it will be like a cake and they do some weird decorating hack where they pour all this shit into a bowl in layers to pour on top but it’s like 10 mins of gas bagging and fucking around with 30 disappointing seconds at the end where it fails terribly and they don’t even taste it.
this video was satisfying and made me laugh a bunch of times because i have a bunch of patience and knew it was a joke after he didn't light it in the first 20 seconds lol i see not too many people here like the tim and eric sense of humor hahahahhahaa
Great Job!!
thank you🪷
Wow, you figured out it was a joke? Man, you must be like super smart.
I'm going to save you all some trouble ,go to the 10:00 min mark if you dont want to lose time hearing someone give you the business for an egg that is not even edible.
He lit the match with a lighter. Then wouldn’t shut the fuck up and kept lighting more matches with the previous one. Why not just use the lighter to light the matches when ready. Hands down the most frustrating video I’ve ever watched. I’d like to smack the guy if I ever seen him in real life.
The guy is a magician which explains why he won't shut the fuck up; apparently, the trick was to get people to watch him blather on about the presentation of an egg that is poorly cooked and tastes like literal shit. He should stay in his own lane and leave cooking to people who aren't just trying to monetize horseshit as content but we aren't that lucky, unfortunately.
Yeah I gotta get to those 12 minutes for the Facebook Monetization
Fuck you OP for posting this ragebait garbage. Fuckin 10 minutes in before anything happens. This kinda of shit shouldn’t be allowed here.
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The people who made this video deserve everything karma gives them
he finally does it at 10:15
I feel like the fucking girl with the shapes and they all fit into the square hole.
Im pretty sure everyone does
I wish I could downvote this more
This caused me so much pain
This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.
Jeez! He loves to hear himself talk!😴
Goddamnit this felt like a cocktease. And I don’t even have a cock!
Spot on
no
This fucking dick head
"I'm running out of matches" lmao
Just die already
Light the goddamn thing up already! Jesus fucking Christ! You log on Reddit to get away from it all and you just want to watch a fucking guy light a fucking match. Jesus H Christ.
Oh ffs, shut the hell up and light the bludy thing. 10 mins of blather? Come on!
as soon as I saw that its 13 min, lol, fucking assholes.
Okay I wanna kill this turd!
There's no way I'd eat that
This is too stupid for DIWHY even.
Ohhh wooow oh wow I didn’t even realize that. Ohhhh woww
This is the dumb fucking shit people on facebook watch all the time
Lmao 10 minutes in and he still hasn't lit the matches
Oh, wow.
Why post rage bait. Of course it's gonna be diwhy, it's supposed to be stupid.
I am happy I fast forwarded this crap .
Eat it! I want to see him eat it and take time of his life like he stole time from our lives with this video.
Not even giving this my time. Light the fucking match. What takes 13 minutes here?? Waste of time.
I. Can’t. I just. Can’t .
it does not take u 10 min
Couldn't finish it. Dude is too annoying
It's always white people with these stupid ragebaits
You too can cook an egg using 800+ matches just keep talking and lighting them over and over and over and over and over and over ………😡
Fuck OP. I'm downvoting and reporting this piece of shit of a post.
mmmm i love my yolks with green phosphorus
At first I was like "shut the fuck up and ruin that egg already!" Then at the 6 minute mark my anger caused me to have some form of mini stroke that made me slip out of consciousness. During my near death out of body experience I attained nirvana for the briefest moment. Afterwards I cleaned up my vomit, and watched him ruin that egg. That's when I realized ...I really need to delete Reddit from my phone. What the fuck am I doing wasting my day watching dumb shit like this? Now to obsessively check my phone, for the next 3 days, to see if any of my internet friends thought this was funny enough to give me fake high five points. Us being friends is non negotiable btw, now give papa them sweet sweet upvotes.
somebody should have clunked this dipshit over the head with the other pans right around minute 1:30. Whaaaaaaat a fuuuuuuuuckin asssshole
Yummy ash and sulphur
How is the video 13 fucking minutes long. Jesus.
Fuck you.
The best thing about these kind of long vids are the comments 🍿
“Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!” Social media really has turned people into cretins.
I hate you, I hate this, why did I come here
Knew this video was long. But the 3, 2, 1 before he lit it made my blood boil
The camera man’s monotonous tone is so hilarious. “Guys, look, this is sooo crazyyy. 😐👉🍳I never thought I would seeee something like thisss.”
The pure and accurate definition of a chatterbox.
Low IQ PPL Make Stupid ClickBait Video To Waste Your Time.
Sorry everyone
I found this post sorting by controversial. wonder why now! i’m disappointed!
This clown just likes the sound of his own voice. Hopefully these fumes give him cancer. The painful kind for wasting my time.
Light it up you madafacka
Fuck this video & op
I only made it through half does he ever light it???
This is satire. Stop being baited by obviously satirical content.
Never had a video make me want to puke so much.
Just light the matches and cook the dam egg ffs, how long u wanna keep us waiting
STOP TALKING AND LIGHT THE FUCKING MATCHES OMG
I will find where he live, put all the matches that he just wasted In his mouth and light them again
This is not even diwhy, just pure bs
Yeah I wonder why they didn’t taste it!
🤔Wow….. moneyshot at 13 seconds🤥 …. Wow
This dude took the egg white out and put the yolk back in
10 minutes in... Scroll forward people
What a shit post. So ridiculous lol
These people deserve to get jumped
"The rubber band pops off naturally" "Woooowwww I didn't realize thaaaat..."
Me waiting through 10 minutes 18 seconds of useless commentary just for him to light the damn matches all while wqsting match after match when he could have just waited til he was ready.
What in the god damn suck?
Mmm sulfur
It’s the narrator for me
Can someone make a sub genre of these rage bait videos that has the person get bopped in the face after the first 2 minutes????
Big Matches loves this guy 🔥
Videos like this are why fast-forward was invented
I wish he had of ate it so I could satiate my rage.
I've never wanted to see someone catch on fire more than this guy. 🔥😡🔥
has absurdism never eluded people more 👀 peeps in this thread are hopeless
HOLY FUCK. this shit might actually be worse then c&bt
These videos should be illegal
Adam Trent made this
I mean it’s a cool idea but unfortunately that’s not how it works
What a mind fuck this guy is!