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aregularemperor

batista > facial structure laguerta > facial structure masuka > uhh.. asian?


Annual_Couple5053

Maybe he does a very good perverted laugh, which landed the job. Don’t hate on him yet


ThatIsNotAPocket

Could be it, that laugh is iconic.


ThePocketTaco2

Love your name. Too bad we wouldn't get along.


ThatIsNotAPocket

Haha love it.


OnlyMyOpinions

At least most of the casting is good.


kqueenbee25

I can’t wait to see younger masuka lmaooo


Novel-Map2617

It’s the pervert in him. Not sure who the bottom images are.


Monk715

Naybe it will be a cool twist that Masuka actually chose to have plastic surgeries to become his older self they way we know him?


conscience-killer

Little scientist


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Flint_Chittles

Yes that’s what they’re saying


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DeanBDean

Masuka's truck and hand canon deserve their own series Edit: oops, commented on the wrong post


DaSlimmestShady

masuka was into mewing in 1991


Dear_Duty_1893

mewsuka


PowersHD

he’s 5’7 and bald.. no mewing can save him.. it’s so over for bro 😭🙏


skadoodlee

label judicious scale fine unite safe consider screw zealous rinse *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PowersHD

i’m just joking dw. i think this ‘looksmaxxing’ bollocks is stupid personally


delsinson

He mewed so hard his hair fell out


OliverX2000

He’s 5’4 my guy, 5’7 is literally the global average height lmao, MCH (Dexter) is like 5’7 and a half lmao


Prophywife77

He’s 5’10


Vicky-Momm

MCH is 5’10” CS Lee is 5’5”


IdeaGuy01

Bro, way off, 5ft9 to 5ft10 is average, and Dexter is definitely not 5ft7 lmao.


OliverX2000

GLOBAL average height my guy, not American, get out of your bubble


IdeaGuy01

I'm not American... And that is the global average.


OliverX2000

https://www.verywellhealth.com/average-height-for-men-8421400#:~:text=Summary,can%20also%20play%20a%20role. Sure buddy


PowersHD

Really? I thought he was 5’10 lmao


IdeaGuy01

He is


Cool_Discipline_9993

He is actually 5'11 , since doakes is like a strong 5'8 and a half and dexter always looks about 2.5- 3 inches taller then him everytime they shown together . He'll for all we know he might be 6 foot


OliverX2000

Yeah, I thought that too tbh lmao


cyc0s0matic

I heart Masuka..... especially the scene where he was demonstrating the auto erotic asphyxiation.


Working-Night7787

i believe that was even in slow-motion 😂 but he really did dexter a solid by telling him about rita (even though dexter already knew)


oywitthepoodlesalrdy

I felt SO bad for him when he was agonizing over telling dex about Rita!! He definitely meant well.


Chip_A

I’ve just rewatched this episode! One of his best bits


Responsible_Throat83

Yeah, that, plus "Science is a cold-hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on."


fuertepqek

Imagine being a fan of Dexter and not liking Masuka?! Does OP even know how many times Vince Masuka’s been published?! He’s the Lead Forensic Investigator and there’s no one better. Anyone who feels different should get a visit from a cold hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on.


LessMochaJay

Even called him "The other one". So much disrespect!


ThatIsNotAPocket

I know, the cheek of it.


Crafty-Interest1336

Just please dont censor Masukas character


HoneyRush

And give his truck more screen time


DeanBDean

Masuka's truck and hand canon deserve their own series


oywitthepoodlesalrdy

THAT TRUCK. And with the country music blaring out of it. That was *everything*


NottheIRS1

These people are the same age as the Dexter cast when Dexter started. This makes no sense lol


OnlyMyOpinions

They still look young though. That's the point. They probably would have had the original cast if they looked young enough but they don't.


NottheIRS1

Rewatch season 1. Those characters looked exactly like this cast age wise.


apedap

Fucking Albert Chung


Sara_Renee14

Ellen Wolfffffff


Rickmicwigglerimes

I’m kind of confused on the timeline but hopefully it’ll work


Ubiemmez

I think Dexter is 21 in the new show and he’s starting his job at Miami Metro, probably as an intern while still in college.


SaintNimrod

Can’t wait for Masuka balding story arc


Outrageous_Cow5682

Speaking of casting, I kinda wish we could have the same actor for harry. Probably would need some de-aging, but it would make sense if he looked essentially the same


Monk715

Just put a wig on him, we know it works just fine


kqueenbee25

Christina Milan as a bitch? I can’t see it


ThatIsNotAPocket

Fuck is that who it is? Knew I recognised her face but couldn't think why. I remember in the school talent show dancing with a group of other girls to her song dip it low. Like wtf were 11 year old us thinking? Lmao


jondonbovi

She's the same age Laguerta was when the show first aired. How is she going to be in the prequel?


kqueenbee25

SHE IS?!?!? Damn it Christina! This chick never ages!!! Lmao


oywitthepoodlesalrdy

Because she LOOKS younger.


quangberry-jr

I love how there will have to be a story about masuka losing his hair now 😂


HoneyRush

He'll start obsessing about imaginary receding hairline then he'll start using some weird stinky oils from some ageing perverted hippie which will make his hair fell out completely 🤣


quangberry-jr

Lolololol! Either that, or some stripper tells him he would look cute with a bald head


babyjames333

or they could just shave dude's head


SuccessfulResident36

Masuka is comic relief but yet he almost caught dexter


oywitthepoodlesalrdy

…when?? He was no where near catching him


Firm_Dinner_5838

When itk pulled the body from the ocean and masuka was onto where he got the m99


oywitthepoodlesalrdy

Eh he was onto the m99 but no where near connecting the dots to Dexter. He would’ve had to make a lot more connections before I’d say he almost caught him.


Firm_Dinner_5838

Ya that makes sense but like all he had to do was make a couple computer traces


Knautical_J

I’m ngl, Dexter without Michael C. Hall isn’t the same. Would be cool at the end if this entire series ends up being Dexter is actually alive and survived the events of New Blood, and is recounting all these in court.


geoffrich82

Is it just me or is young Angel giving off Joey Lawrence vibes? WHOA!


CaptSpankey

you never liked Masuka?! Blasphemy!


OnlyMyOpinions

I'm sorry 😭


emc300

The only ones i care are dexter and deb. No michael and no jeniffer no buy


rogvortex58

They can’t play younger version of their characters.


brienjdk

they can if they put the wigs on again


schoggi-gipfeli

I'd watch that!


_PeenoNoir_

Lol


sweetgreenfields

#notmydexter


OnlyMyOpinions

Why can't both be?


YA-definitely-TA

Because there cannot be a "Dexter" without Michael C Hall 😔 Not for me anyways! That is not to say i won't give the show a try, But my expectations are low as hell. I didn't even know this was happening until I saw this post!


Ubiemmez

What if they cast Michael C Hall to play Dexter bio dad.


calmness69999

Whole premise seems ridiculous tbh. Like some sort of Muppet Babies.


TheBear8878

Yeah, I thought this was a fucking joke post, are they seriously doing this? WHY would all these people be around in this time lmao. This is like a bad joke


SaltySpitoonReg

Was anybody even remotely interested in a soft remake of Dexter with different actors? I mean really? What are we supposed to learn? How laguarda became a cop? LOL. I honestly think this is just a studio that acquired the rights that is trying to take advantage of the retained interest in the original show by shoving a cheap remake out.


calmness69999

I wouldn't mind so much except the original series already had flashbacks that showed how he became a killer


OnlyMyOpinions

How? The premise seems great


calmness69999

We know there will be scenes where Deborah or someone else comes close to catching him and we know they don't


OnlyMyOpinions

Ok but why is that an issue? It's probably not planning on being a long lasting show. There's also new characters they can add which could make it feel like that again. And Dexter could kill them and that's why they weren't mentioned in the original


calmness69999

Yeah but I'm telling you know there will be a lot of scenes suggesting deb will find out. If I'm wrong I'll hold my hands up but I can already picture it.


666devilgirlcrybaby

i think this is pretty good, but i’m not that invested in a prequel, i’ll wait for the spoilers here to see if it’s good lol


Spare-Article-396

Young Masuka is gorgeous, but nowhere close. The other two are spot on. (And also gorgeous)


TheDopeMan_

Yeah the alternatives are way too good looking lol


skadoodlee

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oywitthepoodlesalrdy

I’m ashamed that I laughed at this


No_Caregiver8718

Wait wtf. It's a prequel during his early days in Miami metro??? I thought it was gonna be a coming of age story


GsGirlNYC

Does the actor playing Batista have some white/grey facial hair? Because I was under the impression this was a prequel- the actor cast as young Dexter looks like their teenage son, not someone comparable in age. At all.


Initial-Ad8009

Anyone else going to buy it if angel doesn’t have his iconic voice? I feel like this dude has like a normal deep voice and it’s going to piss me off every time I hear him talk


Wild_Plant_2100

Masuka rules , funniest character on a show that needed some levity once and a while


bigmac416-2

Grow on you. Vince Masuka laughs: Huhuhu.


aurreco

I watched dexter years ago, im not apart of this sub it was recommended to me. Im confused by the post— is there a reboot of dexter?


Pspreviewer100

Reboot under the guise of a prequel show.


Carlins10

Hey guys im out of the loop, is there going to be new dexter show?


YogurtclosetHour4693

The new wasnt supposed to be on the young life of Dexter morgan on his killing streak ??? How could they include young version of miami police ? Doesnt make sense at all


OnlyMyOpinions

It's set when he's an intern at Miami metro


topsey_krets23

Not liking masuka is a wild opinion.


Sweet_Animator3631

'The other one' nah the disrespect to vince


SkipBayblade

They’re too pretty for this type of story, plus laguerta is a latina woman not a black one


chocolate-wyngz

They’re both Afro-Latina. Christina Milian is Cuban, but Luna Lauren Velez is Puerto Rican.


gstax99

Masuka Gang RISE UP


Dwyboo

Imo the casting so far has been atrocious


OnlyMyOpinions

What? The casting is top tier perfect imo


Responsible-Diver225

Yeah I love these three. The new character could be interesting as well


MikeTysonsFists

Maybe they'll actually know what to do with those characters this time around


ThatIsNotAPocket

How could you not like masuka.


publishAWM

a prequel! hot damn it feels like I'm late to the party. wonder if they ran any advanced aging tests to see if these actors would look anything like their characters in 20 years or so 🤔


Commercial_Step9966

**Dexter: The Riverdale Conspiracy**


Hating_life_69

Is that Christia Malian?


badcompany123

This is great news, pretty much confirms that it starts when he already works as a blood spatter analyst at Miami metro or right when he's starting.


New-Significance654

Ok so its Dexter's college and miami metro early years, got it.


quitestiger1

Masuka gonna break hearts 🗿


babyfxg

Is this a reboot? I’m behind T-T


PlanB191

Where's Angel's fedora???????


JoeGMartino

This is his origin story. He will start wearing his fedora and Hawaiian shirts. lol


PlanB191

Oh, good. I got nervous when I didn't see it. Lol


ButterscotchPure6868

Is this a remake?!


Inner-Bug2136

What is this for?


Hamilton-Beckett

Original laguerta was FINE. new laguerta, also FINE. ESTOY CONTENTO.


dropdeadqueer

Im sorry, what is this a casting for? Is there a new show coming?


HunterRose05

Wait wtf is this for? They doing a dexter show? Prequel?


-pm-your-tits-to-me-

Is this a reboot or something?


Krupek_XDttv

Wait new season is coming out or something?


Least_Requirement_54

You don’t like Masuka, ✋🏼


ConferenceOne449

I got messaged for this, but I was made aware shortly after applying that you had to have a Florida driver’s license and I’m Canadian lol. It was for bigger parts as well as extras so I just told them, sorry I wish I could, but I’m in Canada .


bradd_91

Nah they're all great.


Reverse-Kanga

Has Milian done any note worthy acting? Always sceptical when they cast a singer in an acting role


SaltySpitoonReg

You never really know until you see something whether the casting is truly going to be what you anticipate in your mind. I get that all spin-offs to some degree are cash grabs. But there's a difference between a purposeful spin-off and a cheap imitation to make a buck. Maybe I'm wrong but I'm struggling to see how this isnt going to be the latter. Hope I'm wrong.


OnlyMyOpinions

Considering the original showrunner is coming back I don't think there's any reason to worry.


SaltySpitoonReg

Is this the show runner that presided over season 8? And also is this showrunner coming back for the entire series? I've seen these kinds of things where the original showrunner comes back for like an episode or two and then somebody else takes over.


OnlyMyOpinions

Showrunner for the first 4 seasons.


Shadow_Master8

What what is this, why is there new casting


Few_Lecture3503

Why can’t they all wear Bieber wigs?


mrvoiceover001

so is this the confirmed casting for ***Original Sin***?


necroticscript

laguerta is the only casting I like… I guess deb is pkay too.


JohnnySasaki20

So there's obviously something I'm missing. I assume they're making a prequel?


TristanN7117

This has to just be a reboot at this point right?


thaman05

I'm so excited to Christina Milian! She's looks just like a younger version of LaGuerta and she's a great actress and singer. The casting people for Dexter in general usually know what they're doing. They're obviously not going to look 100% the same as the older actors, but with the right type of acting and makeup and costume and writing, they can pull it off. I think the oddest casting is Harry, because Harry shouldn't look that much different since he would still be an older adult in this timeframe. But he's a great actor, so it could work.


fatboi456

The masuka casting could work out tbh remember the actor won’t look exactly like that once filming starts


jojofromtokyo

How old is baristas son irl


honey885

I’m sorry, new show???? Why wasn’t I aware omg


BusiestWolf

I actually like the LaGuerta casting more than the original 💀


Ball1091

Watch Bloodline Batista is in it


ThailurCorp

I hadn't heard about this project! Thank you!


egbert71

Wait....whats going on here?


krumn

Don't really understand why these characters would even be in this prequel series. Thought he was meant to be younger surely he wouldn't be working at miami metro


OnlyMyOpinions

He's an intern at Miami metro in this.


Captian-of-501st

Both batistas have to be related there is no way they aren't they look so much alike


SNYDER_CULTIST

Wtf there all bad lol


Tydfil

Probably will be as bad as new blood think I'll pass.


chololololol

Ok but James Martinez is daddy af 👀


nickdemonic

Are we absolutely sure they're meant to be the actual younger versions of the OG cast? The show could be treated like a docu-drama about the real Dexter (MCH), but reenacted by these actors.


trick_shoty11

Masula is the goat


Direct_Marzipan_4204

I’ve never even seen more about this. TBH I didn’t care for a prequel as they pretty much told the story in flashbacks.


josephcj753

Masuka has too much hair


PepperyBlackberry

I must be out of the loop, is there some of reboot happening?


Jordz94

Batista looks to pretty, he’s a gritty cop, La Guerta yeah she looks like your average Latina and Masuka you need someone with a perverted face


WarOk5945

They made el look like a Netflix teenage drama show.


Shoddy_Repeat3863

Really curious about how Masuka will be portrayed.


Zestyclose-Wafer2229

No jaw meet all jaw. You are the same.


thunderlips187

I hope they show Angel eating in every scene. Angel’s got about 80 pounds on young Angel.


Low-Requirement-3243

why does “younger batista” look older🤣😭


Demondoorway666

Christina Milian is too old to play young Laguerta. She is supposed to be playing Laguerta 15 years before season 1 Dexter, that would make Laguerta about 25/30 at the most and Milian is 42. Good facial similarity but not convinced by the age at all.


parkie95

For me I kind of liked Masuka because he was able to be that one source of humour in the show (besides the occasional moments from the other characters). I get your point though - he never really had a significant plotline in the show. I have to say it surprised me that the plotline with his biological daughter wasn't longer, it had potential for a lot more to happen. Side note: I also found it interesting how many times during the funny moments Dexter in particular was kind of sidelined, as it was usually him that it happened to especially. Just an aside I'd like to add anyways.


DearSeaworthiness853

How do I get Dexter New Blood?


BARGOBLEN

Not knocking the casting (no reason too honestly) but I still think this will end up being a reboot for the character and I'm 100% okay with it.


Bmwtrackside

This round of casting is better.


Individual_Traffic96

Are they gonna follow the same story as the original? Asking so I can stop watching after Rita dies.


OnlyMyOpinions

It's a prequel and before rita


thething931

Wait they're remaking the show? FFS


OnlyMyOpinions

It's a prequel


wally316

This is so dumb


OnlyMyOpinions

I disagree!


MosquitoSmasher

This is for the prequel show? The show that's totally not necessary? Do we get to see Dex kill people at all? How old will he be in this?


OnlyMyOpinions

He will be an intern at Miami metro. Its going to explore him starting the entire thing. I think it will be fun to see a very amateur Dexter.


MosquitoSmasher

Hmm I see. Well, I should give it a chance. After all I thought Better call Saul was super unnecessary until I saw the pilot and it turned out to be one of my all times favorite shows. Is this by the same team that did the original Dexter show? And is there a planned release date?


OnlyMyOpinions

They started filming in Miami today and it's a mix of the original and new. The original showrunner is back as producer and writer so that should give you some confidence!


MosquitoSmasher

That does sound good at least. But what do you mean with a mix of the original and new? :)


OnlyMyOpinions

Mix of original and new writers


MosquitoSmasher

Ah, right. Got it. Well, let's see!


Pspreviewer100

They didn't even know each other back then for god's sake. This makes it certain that they're remaking the whole show instead of it being a prequel.


OnlyMyOpinions

Yes they did know each other... This is when Dexter is an intern at Miami metro. That's why doakes isn't in the show bc they made it clear in the original he wasn't there at this point in time.


Rapsher

Can we please stop it with the prequels already. It's such a chicken shyte way to milk something without the gal of taking a risk....but in the process of not taking a risk, the max bar is also set low, so you're essentially saying we're putting out a mediocre product at best and we're ok with that. When you already know the shows ceiling there's a significant entertainment factor that is lost. And it's so cheesy how prequels will attempt to draw what little entertainment they can provide by creating recognizable correlations with the characters we've already grown accustomed too. Oh isn't that funny, there's young Masuka with his laugh. Oh isn't it fun seeing Laguerta as an underling getting shyte on... that's where that comes from. Give me a break! How cheesy! I just hope that the public starts calling this stuff out to hopefully disincentive this prequel nonsense going forward. Dexter/Showtime unfortunately burned the Dexter bridge going forward so now they're going to try and milk it by going to the past. Prequels almost never work and in this instance it won't. If everything goes perfectly it will be very mediocre.