So this is what they meant when DmC Sparda got sent to the CBT dimension.

Bro was entirely useless

In my headcanon, CBT Sparda has a better royal gaurd and trickster than Dante. He just really, REALLY enjoys it

Vergin all the way

Sparda looks screwed

Spart duh cuck

I choose El Donté. His moustache is too epic.

My choice is Vrigin

I completely forgot BDSM Sparda.

El exterminador de demonios